Ruan Yu walked in front of Xu Chen, squatted down, put the mobile phone to his right ear, met his puzzled eyes, smiled brightly, and said, "Your mother told you to listen to the phone." "Sample, I can't cure you, no one can cure you?

Xu Chen glanced at Ruan Yu, heard Ruan Yan's voice on the other end of the phone, and immediately responded: "Mom, I'm here." ”

"Chen'er, are you urinating on your third uncle's face?"

Xu Chen calmly explained: "Mom, I didn't mean to, I didn't control my urine all of a sudden, and I cummed on the third uncle's face." I had already told him to pee, but he kept staring at my little brother. ”

It seems to be very convincing...... Ruan Yu realized that he had such thoughts, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "You did it on purpose!" Because I laugh at your little brother, you feel that the dignity of a man has been provoked by Yanzhòng, so take revenge on me! ”

Xu Chen curled the corners of his lips and said, "Third uncle, what are you talking about, why don't I understand it at all." Why do you laugh at my little brother, and I feel that the dignity of a man has been challenged? Putting aside how far I am from the word man now, is there any relationship between the little brother and the dignity of a man? Third uncle, can you explain a thing or two for me? ”

Ruan Yu popped out a few words from between his teeth: "Pretend!" You keep pretending! ”

"Third brother." At this time, Ruan Yan's voice sounded.

Xu Chen's eyebrows were crooked, and he said, "Third uncle, my mother called you." ”

Ruan Yu glared at Xu Chen, put the phone to his ear, stood up and said, "Well, listen." ”

"Third brother, I think you may have misunderstood Chen'er. He didn't mean to shoot urine on your face, he was just too eager to control it. ”

Ruan Yu complained: "Yan'er, if you have a son, you forget the third brother!" My heart is broken. ”

"Uh, third brother, I just think that Chen'er is still so young, there should be a lot of things she doesn't understand. No matter how talented he is, he is a child, not an adult. ”

Ruan Yu knew that it would be useless to keep talking, so he said, "Okay, it should be that I misunderstood him." ”

"Let Chen'er listen to the phone."

Ruan Yu looked at Xu Chen's smiling face, resisted the urge to slap him to death, and put the phone to his ear again.

Xu Chen called sweetly: "Mom." ”

"Chen'er, even if you didn't mean it, you should apologize to the third uncle."

Xu Chen's face was not red and his heart was not beating: "As soon as the incident happened, I apologized, but the third uncle was angry at the time and didn't listen." ”

Ruan Yu: ...... Is it really okay to talk nonsense with your eyes open like this?

"yes, I see. You get along well with your third uncle, and your mother will go back at noon, good~"

Xu Chen said "um" and said, "Mom, goodbye." Hearing that the phone was hung up, he said to Ruan Yu: "You shouldn't have complained to my mother." ”

Ruan Yu was like a defeated rooster, and said dejectedly: "I know now, I really shouldn't, because it's useless." ”

At around twelve o'clock in the afternoon, Xu Mo held Xu Yue in his left hand and the lunch he bought back in his right hand, and walked into the door behind Ruan Yan.

Ruan Yu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw them coming back, and sighed silently: "Finally back, if I don't come back, I will be tortured and crazy by Xu Chen, the demon king......" For a whole morning, Xu Chen never stopped calling him, all at once said that he wanted to drink water, all at once said that he wanted to ride a horse, all at once said that he wanted to eat water eggs, and all at once said that he wanted to poop...... He wanted to refuse, but he couldn't.

Xu Yue stretched out his hands towards Ruan Yu and said sweetly: "Third uncle, hug!" ”

Ruan Yan said while changing her shoes: "Yue'er, you go to the living room by yourself, okay?" ”

Ruan Yu saw that Xu Yue had two words "not good" clearly written on his face, and said with a smile: "I'll hug it, it's okay." ”

Xu Mo brought the bag in front of him, and said without refusal: "Take it to the restaurant." ”

Ruan Yu took the bag and said, "Yue'er, the third uncle will hold you later." ”

Xu Mo put Xu Yue on the ground and asked, "What did mom say?" ”

Xu Yue pursed her mouth and walked to the living room without saying a word, not knowing how much she thought she had been wronged.

Ruan Yan had a few black lines on her forehead, just a few steps, was she there? If you continue to be lazy like this, you will have to do it in the future? Is it possible to have to be hugged by others for the rest of your life?

Xu Chen ran in front of Ruan Yan with his little short legs, looked up at her, and said expectantly: "Mom! Embrace! ”

The corners of Ruan Yan's lips hooked, leaned over to pick him up, and asked, "Do you miss your mother?" ”

Xu Chen kissed Ruan Yan's mouth and responded, "Yes." ”

When Xu Mo saw this scene, his face turned green, his eyes glared at Xu Chen, and he asked in a deep voice, "Where are you kissing?" Have you forgotten what I told you? ”

Xu Chen shrunk his neck and buried his head in Ruan Yan's chest, his body trembling uncontrollably, as if he was frightened by Xu Mo.

Ruan Yan was so distressed that he glanced at Xu Mo and blamed, "Why are you so fierce?" Isn't it just a kiss on the mouth? She gently patted Xu Chen's back and comforted, "Don't be afraid, mom will protect you." ”

Xu Mo: ......

Xu Chen raised his head, looked at Ruan Yan with black and white eyes, and asked, "Really?" ”

The corners of Ruan Yan's lips rose, and she nodded: "Of course, when did your mother lie to you?" ”

Xu Chen smiled, kissed Ruan Yan's lips again, and said, "Mom, I love you!" ”

Ruan Yan looked at him tenderly and said, "Mom loves you too." ”

Xu Mo said sourly: "Hehe, it's really a concubine." ”

Ruan Yan rolled her eyes and said, "Mr. Xu, do you need me to tell you the usage of Lang Qing concubine?" ”

Xu Chen said innocently: "Dad is so stupid." ”

Ruan Yan said: "Yes, your father's IQ often runs away from home. ”

Xu Mo: ...... Who can tell him why the little lamb has become what it is now?

Xu Chen looked forward to it: "Mom, is it okay to sleep with me at noon today?" ”

Before Ruan Yan could say anything, Xu Mo said, "Have your sweet dreams!" ”

Xu Chen looked aggrieved, tears rolling in his eyes.

Ruan Yan glared at Xu Mo and asked Xu Chen softly, "Why do you suddenly want your mother to sleep with you?" Did you have a nightmare last night? ”

Xu Chen shook his head and said, "I just miss my mother very much, and I want you to be by my side." More than once this morning I wondered if my mother didn't want me anymore, and although I knew that my mother wouldn't do this to me, I couldn't help but think about it. In his memory, Ruan Yan slept with him only a handful of times, but those few times were deeply remembered by him, because he was very relieved, comfortable, and warm.

As soon as Ruan Yu turned back to the living room, he heard this, and immediately said in his heart: "Pretend, you continue to pretend!" Excuse me, do you have time for cranky thinking? Just thinking about how to change the way to summon me will take up all of your time! ”

Xu Mo wasn't quite sure if Xu Chen wanted to be angry with him, or if he really wanted to sleep with Ruan Yan, or both, but no matter what the case was, he wouldn't let him succeed. "Xu Chen, look at me."

Xu Chen shrunk his neck, buried his head in Ruan Yan's chest, and his body trembled uncontrollably.

"......" Xu Mo grinded his teeth, eager to bite him to death.

Ruan Yan patted Xu Chen's back and said, "Don't be afraid, my mother is here." As for your request, I agreed and slept with you at noon. ”

Xu Chen raised his head suddenly, looked at Ruan Yan with bright eyes, and said excitedly: "Mom, you are so good to me!" ”

Xu Mo's brows furrowed into the word "Chuan", and he disagreed: "Yan'er, you can't spoil him like this, otherwise you will hurt him sooner or later." ”

Ruan Yan said: "As compensation for keeping him at home this morning." ”

Xu Mo persuaded without giving up: "Don't be deceived by him, he doesn't know how happy he is this morning!" I don't believe you ask Ruan Yu. ”

Ruan Yu, who was squatting and playing with Xu Yue, was instantly stunned when he heard his name, is this called flying disaster? Xu Mo and Xu Chen compete for favor, what does it matter to him? Why pull him in? No matter which one it is, he can't afford to mess with it! In the end, he took into account Xu Mo's explosive force value and chose to stand on Xu Mo's side: "Well, Chen'er is quite happy this morning, and she has been laughing. ”

Xu Chen's face darkened, and he warned with his eyes: "Ruan Yu, you remember it for me!" He put away the anger on his face, looked up at Ruan Yan and said, "Mom, do you believe me?" ”

Ruan Yan nodded and said, "I believe it." ”

Xu Chen said: "I don't want the third uncle to worry, so I pretend to be very emotional." If I come out, the third uncle will rack his brains to coax me, what a hard thing for him. ”

Ruan Yu silently lit three candles for Xu Mo in his heart, and the son with such a high IQ and high EQ was also drunk.

Ruan Yan said "um" and walked to the restaurant, and said at the same time: "Let's eat, it'll be cold later." ”

Xu Mo said: "Yan'er, you don't really believe his nonsense, right?" ”

Ruan Yan asked rhetorically, "Why not?" ”

Xu Mo couldn't help but ask, "Why?" ”

Ruan Yan said: "What's the benefit of him lying to me? ”

Xu Mo said: "The benefits are great, win your sympathy and let you sleep with him." ”

Ruan Yan sighed in her heart, and said a little helplessly: "You don't need to say it anymore, I have already decided to sleep with Chen'er at noon today." ”

Because Xu Mo was excited, he unconsciously patted the dining table next to him, and roared in a resolute tone: "I'm not allowed!" "Xu Chen's body is the soul of an adult man!

Suddenly, the entire dining room fell silent, and even the sound of a needle falling to the ground could be heard.

Ruan Yu frowned, and said in a sharp tone: "Xu Mo, who do you think you are talking to?!" "That's right, he can't beat Xu Mo, and his power is not as strong as Xu Mo's, but if Xu Mo dares to bully Yan'er, he will fight for his life to protect her!

Xu Mo reacted, saw Ruan Yan's pale face, and hurriedly apologized: "Yan'er, I'm sorry, I"

Ruan Yan's tears silently overflowed her eyes and crossed her cheeks, she couldn't help but take two steps back, and said in disbelief: "Xu Mo, you murder me, you actually murder me......"

Xu Mo panicked and said nervously: "Yan'er, don't cry, don't cry, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to kill you, I just didn't control the situation all of a sudden, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" ”

Xu Chen glanced at Xu Mo with knife-like eyes, as if he was going to break him into pieces. He looked at Ruan Yan distressedly, raised his hand to wipe her tears, and said, "If mom doesn't cry, Chen'er will always be good to you." ”

Ruan Yu couldn't help but be shocked when she saw Xu Chen's eyes, and the whole person was like falling into an ice cellar, cold from the top of her head to the soles of her feet.

At this time, Xu Yue let out a "wow", cried, and shouted: "Dad is a bad guy!" Daddy Badass! Bully Mom! I'm going to ignore you anymore! Bad apple! ”

Ruan Yan put a smile on her face and said, "Yue'er, let's go to grandma's house." Then, she raised her eyes to look at Ruan Yu and said, "Third brother, I'll take Yue'er and Chen'er home now, what are you going to do?" ”

Xu Mo opened his hands, blocked Ruan Yan's way, and said before Ruan Yu could speak, "Yan'er, don't you go, okay?" I have no objection to you sleeping with Chen'er. ”

Ruan Yan said expressionlessly: "Get out of the way!" ”

Xu Mo said: "I don't." You can beat me, you can scold me, you just can't leave. ”

Ruan Yan sneered: "Then you go." ”

Xu Mo said: "I don't! I'm going to stay with you. ”

Ruan Yu said in a deep voice: "Xu Mo, are you so interesting?" Let Yan'er be quiet. ”

Xu Mo was silent for two seconds, and then compromised: "Okay, I'll go." With that, he turned and left. After walking a few steps, he stopped and said, "You can't get out of this house without my permission." ”

After his figure disappeared, Ruan Yan sat on the chair like a nobody, and said to Xu Chen gently: "If you're hungry, mom will feed you." Then, she said to Ruan Yu: "Third brother, Yue'er will trouble you to feed it." ”

Ruan Yu replied briskly: "No problem." ”

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