On the third day of "The Law of the Jungle", everyone still had nothing to gain. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info may smell the death of the same kind, pheasants and poisonous snakes are far away.

When the sun was at its strongest, everyone gathered in the camp to conserve their strength. Li Zhiyuan PD seized the opportunity and designed a link for a single person to confide in his heart.

The tall, short, fat and thin followed VJ to the side one after another to shoot, but they all came back with red eyes and tears.

"Lin Dongxi, please come here to do a one-man interview session."

"No, I don't. Whatever you ask, I'll only answer one sentence. Never give up, even if I'm the only one left! Lin Dong gave Li Zhiyuan a stinky face, but he didn't say anything to the hosts. They are just ordinary stars, not special forces. Recording variety shows to this extent, I can't ask for more.

Lin Dong found his backpack and pulled out a bundle of rope.

Others bring water purification tablets, mosquito nets, flintstones and other things for survival in the wild. But what Lin Dong brought was hunting equipment, which came in handy now.

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The crocodile is very powerful, and there are many legends about it in the rivers and lakes.

But in reality, the crocodile is not invincible and overlord. The humble hippopotamus can scare the fierce crocodile into a detour, and it is a natural predator.

As long as the crocodile climbs ashore, leopards, tigers, pythons and other animals do not intimidate the crocodile. It is even easier for humans to deal with crocodiles, and it is all over with a few "sudden" clicks with a gun.

Lin Dong didn't have a gun, only a bundle of ropes, but he still walked to the water's edge where the crocodiles gathered.

"Brother Lin Dong, what are you doing? Don't be impulsive. Huang Guangxi, who acted as a lookout, reacted.

Others, including the PD of the program team, also discovered Lin Dong's abnormality, "Lin Dong Xi, come back quickly, don't look for death." ”

"Don't worry, I'm not stupid enough to go to the crocodile with my bare hands." Lin Dong shook the rope in his hand, "Have you heard of the man who sets the horse?" Brother Dong is going to be a crocodile man this time. ”

Crocodiles are cold-blooded creatures and should often go ashore to bask in the sun, and now is the right time.

Lin Dong's skill in throwing ropes is not good, so he forked the lasso onto the crocodile with a long wooden stick, and after trying for more than ten minutes, he finally succeeded in lassing a small crocodile that was only a few dozen kilograms.

"Hahaha! It's done! Crocodile-kun, suffer death! Lin Dong pulled the rope like a tug-of-war and wrestled with the little crocodile. The result, of course, was to pull it ashore without any suspense.

The tall, short, fat and thin four trolls watched stupidly, not daring to step forward at all. The camera was focused on Lin Dong and the crocodile, for fear of missing a shot. The only three AK47s in the program team were also taken out, ready to be rescued at any time.

"Don't be nervous. I have 10,000 ways to kill a crocodile that comes ashore. "Lin Dong didn't rush to finish, but took the rope to walk the crocodile, consuming its physical strength and patience." I've been to the animal park to see it before. The crocodile's bite force is the strongest in the animal kingdom, and if you want to open its mouth, you are looking for death; But the crocodile can bite but can't open its mouth. ”

Jin Bingwan approached Lin Dong with a machete in small steps, "What do you mean by this?" ”

"The crocodile has no strength to open its mouth outward, and if you tie the crocodile's mouth with a rope, it won't be able to open, so naturally it can't bite." Lin Dong carried the rope around for a long time, and the crocodile's mouth had already been tied, "Another killing move of the crocodile is 'death rolling', and it can't be used on land." Now the threat of this crocodile is infinitely close to zero. ”

Lin Dong threw the rope to Jin Bingwan, then jumped on the crocodile's back, took out a knife and stabbed the crocodile in the eye. In less than a minute, the crocodile-kun was motionless, gg Smecta!

It's as clean and neat as slaughtering a chicken and a fish. This is how Lin Dong thought for a night, planning and then acting, bold and careful.

"What's wrong with you? Silly, what's the problem? Lin Dong looked around at himself, he didn't miss arms or legs.

"Tell me, did you get it?!" Li Zhiyuan's PD was the first to react, grabbing VJ and shaking it violently.

"Telescope, close-up is fine, perfect."

Li Zhiyuan rushed over and slapped Lin Dong on the shoulder, "Ahahaha!" Good boy, there you have it. Using the footage of killing a crocodile as a trailer can definitely attract the audience. Ahaha! ”

"You'd better find out if this breed is a protected animal first." Lin Dong yawned and walked towards the camp, "I'll sleep for a while, and then call me when I can eat." ”

"How can protected varieties be all over the place. These are just ordinary goods, and if you kill them, you will kill them. Li Zhiyuan PD was so excited that he danced and fell into infinite reverie, and South Korea didn't seem to have a show to hunt crocodiles.

What everyone's reaction was, it had nothing to do with Lin Dong, he just wanted to sleep now, and his physical strength didn't consume much, but his heart was a little tired. When there is no way out, I know how strong I am.

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Many Koreans have never even eaten mutton or rabbit meat, let alone crocodiles.

So the hosts easily made a deal with the program team and exchanged some of the crocodile meat for the iron pot and seasoning packets.

The taste is just average, not as good as the pheasant on the first day. But the tall, short, fat and thin four people who had been hungry for two days all cried while eating, "The best thing I have ever eaten in my life." ”

"Lin Dong, thank you!"

"The name of the show hasn't been decided yet, so it's better to call it "Lin Dong's Law of the Jungle""

I don't know who shouted such a voice, the speaker was unintentional, but the listener was intentional. Lin Dong and Jin Bingwan were stunned at the same time.

"Damn, what are you kidding?! Bing Wange can build houses, catch snakes with a slingshot, touch fish, and climb trees, he is simply omnipotent. This show can only be called "Jin Bingwan's Law of the Jungle", "Lin Dong is not interested in following this bitter show for a long time.

Jin Bingwan just nodded to Lin Dong and didn't say anything more, everything was silent.

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Dozens of kilograms of crocodiles, after being roasted and dried, are enough for several people to live very well on the island.

Lin Dong felt that the camera had been grabbed too much, so he entered paddling mode. Sleep until you wake up naturally every day, then eat and drink together, and occasionally play the piano with a guitar.

There is no existential crisis, and others really shoot "Law of the Jungle" as a variety show. Build a house today, build a toilet tomorrow; Every night is a bonfire, singing and dancing and having fun.

After Li Zhiyuan PD was cool for two days, he finally found that something was wrong. This is an abusive show, how can the host live comfortably?

"A new mission for you from the program team: to leave Crocodile Island on a homemade boat."

It's a very excessive task, but it's completely difficult for the host who has already entered the state.

Kim Byung-man tried his best to do his best and bring out the strengths of the architecture graduates. On the seventh day, Shun led the team to escape from Crocodile Island on a homemade raft.

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"It feels good, but there are fewer people, and there are no girls." Lin Dong made a concluding speech, and he was also reminding Li Zhiyuan of the gambling contract.

"That's right. If there are female members, it will definitely be a lot of fun. Huang Guangxi added with emotion that there is a vase but no delicate flowers, which is really a waste of expression.

"As long as you don't come to Africa again, white people are tanned black." Ricky protested.

Li Zhiyuan didn't care, and looked at everyone's various complaints with a smile. "I know you've worked hard. So the next stage of shooting will be very easy. It's just a simple task of living with an indigenous village for a few days without starving. ”

"It's strange to believe you." Lin Dong once again raised his middle finger at Li Zhiyuan, and he was completely dead to this undisciplined demon.

"Believe it or not, let's go. Next stop, the Himba. ”

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Simba, the Lion King, is a very bluffing name. But the Himba are not at all mighty. It's just a small village fenced with wooden stakes.

It's like the Stone Age described in a history book. Backward, feudal, and many incomprehensible ways of life.

As far as the eye can see, there are breasts, and no one in the Himba tribe wears clothes, not even women. The red dirt was rubbed on their bodies, and this was their clothes.

The red body, the red chest, swaying, make people not want to open their eyes, sincerely hope that they are blind. Every night when I went to bed, all kinds of screaming waves-screams echoed in the empty wilderness. Once again, people cover their ears and want to be deaf.

"Li Zhiyuan, hurry up and end the filming here." After three days in the Simba tribe, Lin Dong couldn't bear it anymore, this place was a thousand times more terrifying than Crocodile Island. Being chased and intercepted by dozens of naked, mud-covered black women every day feels too bad. "If I stay any longer, I'm going to suffer from a phobia of women."

"Young man, take it easy." Li Zhiyuan patted Lin Dong on the shoulder and said in a deep tone, "If you really can't help it, you can find them to be wild." Himba women love the scars on your body the most, a symbol of glory. I can't wait to keep you as a son-in-law. ”

Lin Dong's face turned cold, and he held Li Zhiyuan in the air with one hand, "I'm not joking. If you don't leave, I'll strip you naked and throw you into the women's rooms. ”

"Three phases!" Li Zhiyuan raised three fingers, "I know that you are a shareholder of Kakao, and you don't care about the recording of "Law of the Jungle". I implore you to come back at least three more episodes and put the ratings firmly before leaving. ”

"You're threatening me?!" Lin Dong looked at this Li Zhiyuan coldly.

"Don't dare. JYP was made like that by you, who would dare to threaten you. Li Zhiyuan pointed to the tall, short, fat and thin people in the distance, "Just help them, help me." "The Law of the Jungle" is too bitter and deserves better ratings and better treatment. ”

After more than ten days of suffering, how can there be no feelings? And in order to leave this ghost place, Lin Dong compromised, "I can't go to such a cheating place again." There will also be a female guest in the next issue. ”

"No problem!" Li Zhiyuan patted his chest and promised, "This issue is the bottom line, and it can't be more bitter and tired." ”

"Let's go, let's go. I want to go back to the world of flowers, I want a normal woman! ”

(To be continued.) )