The greatest sorrow in life is not that you don't gain or lose something; It's that you simply don't know what you want. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The bet agreement was reached, and Lin Dong knew very well what his current goal was, Yura, Jin Yarong! To put it mildly, Dong Ge is now fighting for love.

"I cut, I chop. I want to be unable to cover my eyes again this day, and if this earth can no longer stop my heart, all the roadblocks in the sky will disappear. ”

"Ugh. Brother Viper, I'm really sorry. Our well water does not interfere with the river water, you please take it, and you will not send it. ”

Lin Dong just learned to beat people's crops, and relied on vigorous miracles; Instead of the legendary special forces king who can subdue the dragon and subdue the tiger. The poisonous snake that spits letters, where do normal people dare to touch it.

"Li PD, the shooting location you are looking for is too shady. I hadn't gone far before I saw three snakes. ”

Looking at Lin Dong's shorts and open-toed net shoes, comparing his long pants and boots, Li Zhiyuan stood and spoke without back pain, "Don't worry." According to experts, snakes rarely actively attack animals larger than it. Even if you are unlucky enough to be bitten, we have prepared snake medicine. No one can die. ”

"Can't die?" Thousands of grass and mud horses were galloping in his heart, and Lin Dong never thought that the bottom line of the program team would be so terrifying.

Li Zhiyuan felt Lin Dong's dissatisfaction and enthusiastically suggested; "Although there are a little more snakes on Crocodile Island, the river water also isolates the animals from the outside. If you're not satisfied, you can choose to shoot in the plains. I'm a very democratic person. ”

Playing games with lions and cheetahs in the plains? Lin Dong really wanted to throw the machete in his hand over. In order to become an instant hit, this director has reached the point of madness.

Lin Dong looked at Li Zhiyuan and raised his slender and thick middle finger at the camera. And then ignore this neuropathy.

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Strange trees, with long leaves and thorns, do not grow fruits. The well-watered island is full of greenery, not as barren as it is outside. But Lin Dong didn't dare to pick these wild vegetables and wild flowers at all, who knows if they are poisonous or not?

After walking for a long time, I was thirsty and hungry. Under the 40-degree heat, even if he is motionless, it consumes physical strength, not to mention that Lin Dong is constantly walking. "Are you really going to catch snakes?"

"Snake meat is delicious and nourishing. Lin Dongxi can try it. Rest assured, no one will die. Li Zhiyuan's PD sent out temptations like a devil. Lin Dong, who has no experience in catching snakes, fights poisonous snakes, what a blood-boiling picture. It's even better if you're bitten by a venomous snake, and the ratings are guaranteed to go up.

"Don't speak. I don't want to hear from you. Lin Dong responded with a middle finger to the other party. There must be something else to eat on the island, otherwise what would some snakes eat? ”

Li Zhiyuan was stunned, this person was too calm. In this case, I actually found a little secret of the food chain.

The filming team reverts to silence and continues exploring. Lin Dong, who has a full value of the cow's temper attribute, has amazing toughness, and after walking for three hours, he finally found something useful, a hair.

"Hahaha, with such long hair, it's either a big bird or a big chicken, it's enough to eat."

"Lin Dongxi, the shotgun can't be used by the host. If it's a bird, how do you catch it? Li Zhiyuan said coldly.

"I don't want to talk to you!" Lin Dong was so angry that he wanted to cut people. I wish the hair belonged to a creature that walked on the ground.

There is no endless road, and it didn't take long to find it. A fat pheasant appeared in front of him, strutting with no sense of being used as food. "Ahaha! Never heard of a poisonous chicken, this pheasant is sure to eat! ”

"Let's wait until you catch it."

The jungle full of spikes, the pheasant that occupies the advantage of the home field teaches Lin Dong the truth of life. leisurely, raising his head and screaming, as if he was laughing at Lin Dong for being stupid and naïve.

"Lin Dongxi, this paragraph is very exciting, he is vigorous and moves like a rabbit......" Li Zhiyuan said a bunch of flattering words, and then mended the knife, "It's a pity that I didn't catch it." ”

"Grass! Brother Dong really doesn't believe that he can't handle a chicken?! "What distinguishes humans from animals is that they know how to use tools. It took half an hour for Lin Dong to sharpen a few spears with a machete.

In ancient times, there were beggars who beat dog sticks, and now there are Dong Ge stabbing chicken guns. "Where are you going?"

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When Lin Dong returned to the beach again, the sun had put away its last rays. The camp was quiet, only the fire was crackling, and the tall, short, fat and thin people sat in all directions, silent.

"Can anyone tell me what's going on?" Lin Dong stuck the machete on the ground and asked with a roar.

Everyone was still silent, only the big fat man Liu Tan walked up to Lin Dong and whispered: "Brother Bingwan said that the house should be built on a tree for safety; Ricky says it's quick to build on the ground. ”

"Just because of that?" Lin Dong looked unhappy, Brother Dong was tired and tired, but they made an awkward fuss about this sesame mung bean matter.

"That's pretty much it. The main thing is that everyone is tired and hungry, and their temper is a little rushed. ”

"Knock!" Lin Dong walked up to Ricky and hammered his fist on his chest, "I don't have a good temper, but if you don't like it, I'll say it, I'm not generous at all, like a girl." ”

After teaching Ricky a lesson, Lin Dong walked up to Jin Bingwan again, still with a straight punch, "I don't think you're happy either." Make a decision without consulting everyone, are we your subordinates or what? ”

The outburst without warning stunned everyone.

Liu Tan hurriedly jumped out to be a peacemaker, "Lin Dongxi, this is not good......"

"Knock" a brain melon jumped on Liu Tan's head, Lin Dong taught him the truth of life, "It's not good, if you are dissatisfied, make it clear face-to-face, being a peacemaker like you will only make more and more anger." ”

After the three of them were all taught, how could they miss the thin man, Lin Dong directly slapped Huang Guangxi's head, and by the way, he kneaded his hairstyle into a chicken nest. "After a busy day's work, you still smell of perfume on your body, and your hairstyle is not messed up. Are you here for a vacation or what? ”

Huang Guangxi stroked his reddened face, stupidly indistinguishable, "I, I ......"

"What am I! Everybody come here. ”

Domineering exposed! Momentum is something that can't be seen or touched, but it's real. The tall, short, fat and thin four people were really suppressed obediently and concentrated on Lin Dong.

"Hand it out." Lin Dong took the lead in handing over his palm, and the tall, short, fat and thin hands put on it one by one. "Everyone is an adult man, so I don't say much. Two things: First, if there is a contradiction, solve it one-on-one. Second, if it can't be resolved, vote, and even if you are not satisfied with the result, you have to go all out to implement it. Can it be done?! ”

"Yes!" Four responses from Qi Siao.

"The Law of the Jungle fights with heaven and earth, and fights with the program group, but the performers do not fight inwardly. Do you understand? ”

"Understood!" It's another neat four-tone cheer.

Lin Dong nodded in satisfaction, regardless of what they were doing in private; At least on the surface, unity has been restored, and that is enough. "If there are still contradictions, solve them quickly, don't act like a girl."

"You punched me just now......"

"Knock me off."

"Slap me in the face."

Everyone pointed the finger directly at Lin Dong and wanted to ask for an explanation.

Lin Dong shook his head, spread his hands, walked to the periphery of the camp, and took out the loot he had hidden before, "A pheasant weighing three or four kilograms, who said there was a conflict with me just now?" ”

"No, absolutely not!"

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The first day on Crocodile Island.

Time passed in contradictions, there was not even a shadow of the "house", and a group of people could only sleep on the beach, relying on the fire to drive away snakes, insects, rats and ants.

Because there is no pot, there is no way to even boil water. The problem of "drinking water" was barely solved after Huang Guangxi took out some water purification tablets, which can sterilize, but cannot filter impurities, and there is a strange smell when drinking.

"Eating" is barely good because of Lin Dong's efforts. Dinner was a pheasant, a small crab, two finger-sized fish, and a centipede that Kim Byung-wan had added to his meal.

The hardest meal, but eating sweetly and smiling brightly.

"You never know how strong you are; Until one day, you have nothing but to be strong. ”

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The second day of Crocodile Island.

Perhaps because of the exhaustion of good luck, Lin Dong walked for a long time and did not find a pheasant, so he had to return to the camp empty-handed.

Ricky's harvest of fish with mosquito nets is not good. A few finger-sized small fish, and while watching out for crocodiles in the river, they carefully descaled and gutted.

Jin Bingwan, who studied civil engineering, still insisted on his wooden house plan, and cut down indiscriminately with a machete.

"Ahh Snakes, snakes, snakes in the trees! Huang Guangxi was still as idle as ever, acting as a lookout, pointing to the big tree next to Jin Bingwan and shouting.

The people looked up at the tree covered with vines, and the snake, the viper, which looked like a vine.

Goosebumps all came out all over his body, Lin Dong was bold, and he also felt a chill in his back. If you build a wooden house there last night, I'm afraid that next year today will be Dongge's death taboo.

"Yikes!" Kim Byung-man finally realized how stupid his idea of building a wooden house was, "Bring me my slingshot!" ”

A gun may not be able to hit a snake more than ten or twenty meters away, but Jin Bingwan used a slingshot to catapult the snake to death, and the juggler is really not talking nonsense. The snake was killed, but it had no effect, and the local guide said that the snake was poisonous even in blood. It's okay to eat one once in a while, and you should never eat more.

Breakfast and lunch were not settled. The hungry and panicked people did not care whether it was poisonous or not, and they ate it correctly. Dinner consisted of a snake, five small fish, and two fat larvae that Kim Bingwan had eaten.

The fat man Liu Tan was already unwell, and his nosebleeds kept going. According to the doctor on the team, I was tired and hungry, and then there was no more, so I kept shooting!

The law of the jungle, survival rather than life.

On this day and night, Lin Dong was hungry. Although he hit a pheasant yesterday, he didn't get anything today, Lin Dong was embarrassed to eat it for nothing, and he also left it to Liu Tan.

I didn't sleep well at night, but sat by the fire and looked at the red crocodile eyes in the river, in a daze.

"What are you thinking?" Jin Bingwan didn't sleep either, and carefully fished at the water's edge with a machete, "The fish at night are really stupid, they swim over when they see the light." ”

A finger-sized fish, Lin Dong shook his head and secretly decided, "I will definitely hold out until the seventh day." Certain! ”

(To be continued.) )