Wine is less than a thousand glasses of confidants.

But Lee Hyori went down a few bottles to gg Smecta. The amount of alcohol is really as she said, not dripping, and the wine is quite bad.

"Handsome guy, what about handsome guy, is handsome guy amazing?" Li Xiaoli yelled at Lin Dong for no reason.

After speaking, he didn't feel very happy, turned over and straddled Lin Dong's lap, and his small fists rained down on Lin Dong's chest.

The audience's attention suddenly shifted. What kind of grudge is this, Lin Dong hurriedly raised his hands to make a surrender, "It's none of my business, I didn't do anything!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Xiaoli hugged the back of Lin Dong's head with both hands, and then pouted vigorously with his head and face. It's not enough for the two bodies to be close together, what's even more excessive is that Lee Hyori is still playing up and down like a horse.

Two hours ago, it was miserable enough to be deflated on Quan Xiaosheng, and now he is being teased by Li Xiaoli so that Xiao Dongdong can't get up.

Lin Dong's heart was broken, and the whole room was staring at the big kryptonite dog's eyes, and he couldn't do anything. I had to raise my hands to show my innocence, and once again, I emphasized, "I really didn't do anything!" ”

Liu Zaishi, the matchmaker's heart, collapsed even more, the situation was originally good, but the style of painting suddenly became like this, and any good impression disappeared without a trace.

"Filial piety, wake up ......"

"Smack!" Li Xiaoli turned around and slapped Liu Zaishi in the face, then turned over and "dismounted", changed his position and rested on Lin Dong's lap.

Raw, too violent. Lin Dong finally figured out why Kim Jong Kook was afraid of Lee Hyori.

"In Brother Shi, I really didn't do anything." said important things three times, Lin Dong was afraid of getting into trouble, and Li Xiaoli, who was six years older, really couldn't bear it.

"Alas, Hyori has been in a bad mood lately, and she gets drunk at any party, just let her take a break."

"Will she bite?" Lin Dong is not afraid of being beaten, he is afraid of being bitten, especially the position where Li Xiaoli is lying on his stomach, which is a little close to Xiao Dongdong.

"Guess."

Liu Dashen also has a temper, and he took a slap for no reason, and he was very irritable.

……

Lizzy, star, and Han Yise arrived one after another, and the atmosphere became hot. are all high-level beauties, which opened Lin Dong's eyes, and he really felt that his network circle was low; I know so many female idols, and it's not enough to see it.

Female solo, mixed singing, guessing boxing and drinking, the sense of déjà vu in a Chinese karaoke room; But everything has nothing to do with Lin Dong. There is a woman lying on her lap, and her posture is ambiguous, which is completely a picture of people not approaching. The beauties looked at Lin Dong with the same eyes as they looked at hooligans.

"Knock knock!" The knock on the door rang again.

"Good evening, we are 2ne1 Smecta."

The smallest number of active first-line women's groups, only 4 people, but they can wrestle with the nine of Girls' Generation. It is enough to show how strong 2NE1 is, and the appearance is actually not bad after a closer look, but this dress is really unappetizing. In particular, the prettiest dara is like a live-action Teletubbies, with a pigtail dozens of centimeters long, which is quite funny.

This night, Lin Dong once again had a long experience, and YG is really not a casual talk about looking at strength rather than appearance. Obviously they are all very beautiful girls, but they want to make their appearance non-mainstream. But all this still has nothing to do with Lin Dong, because if he dares to look at it randomly, there will be absolutely no good fruit to eat.

"Lin Dongxi, is there anyone in this position?" Liu Renna asked politely, but without waiting for an answer, she sat next to Lin Dong, leg to leg.

"Liu Rennaxi, why are you here?" Lin Dong also asked politely.

"Tonight's episode of "Volume Up" just invited 2NE1 as a guest, and I naturally joined them after the show. Lin Dongxi, why are you here? And who is this woman lying on her stomach? Liu Renna still said very politely, but the fatal two-finger Zen pinched Lin Dong's waist.

"Men's business, women's business! Stay and go! Lin Dong roared angrily, he had to stop this woman.

Liu Renna was really shocked and sat down like a little daughter-in-law; The others were also shocked, and they all turned their eyes away.

"Look at what! Haven't you ever seen a handsome guy? ”

The men responded with raised middle fingers; The women really opened their eyes wide and looked at Lin Dong carefully, wanting to see if they were really so handsome.

The "mountain rabbit" named Dara jumped over, and the "antenna" above his head was shaky, and it was very spoofed. "I'm 2NE1's Park Shan Dora, what do you call this handsome pot?"

"Lin Dong."

"I'll toast you."

The mountain rabbit said as he made a "depth charge" of beer and foreign wine.

The beauty toasted, naturally there was no way to shirk it, and Lin Dong picked up the bomb and was bored.

"Refreshment, another drink." The mountain rabbit poured another glass of red wine.

"Oh! One cup is pretty much it. Lin Dong could see that this woman was deliberate.

"It is right that men should take care of women's affairs. But the elders toast, and the younger ones have no reason to shirk, right? The mountain rabbit said with a smile, and shook the antenna above his head when he was proud.

"Looks like a schoolboy, but what about the elders?"

Liu Renna next to her whispered: "The mountain rabbit was born in 84. ”

Lin Dong was speechless, every girl group has a representative of Tong Yan, but the eldest sister of 84 looks like this, and there is no one.

The mountain rabbit scolded Lin Dong three times in a row, then casually drank a glass of liquor as a return gift, and then jumped away.

Bread Chun, who took over the relay, didn't talk nonsense, poured three glasses of white wine and put it in front of Lin Dong, "My name is Pu Chun, and I will also toast you." ”

Lin Donghu turned his head suspiciously to look at Liu Renna for answers, "It's still 84 years." ”

Okay, Dong Ge is served, YG is engaged in the wholesale of children's faces, 84's mountain rabbit and bread spring, and 82's Liu Renna before.

Because of the phrase "men's affairs, women don't care", the girls' revenge is extremely fierce, and there are even those who lie about their age to cheat on alcohol.

Lin Dong was delirious by this wave of red and white beer mixed wine, and he looked at people with double images.

"Knock knock!"

The door of the box opens again, and Girls' Generation, which lives closest to her, finally appears. There were only three people who came, Jessica and Tiffany from the returnees, and Lin Yun'er, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the show.

"Ah pinch Ace, we are Smecta of Girls' Generation."

After saying hello, the three girls walked up to the target person, but they were made to look at each other by the sight.

Lin Dong had a woman on his lap who couldn't see clearly, but Lin Dong himself was lying on Liu Renna's lap, but Liu Renna was chatting with the mountain rabbit next to her. Weird but very harmonious picture.

After the girls made eye contact, Jessica was put up as a spokesperson, "Jenaoni, can you wake him up?" ”

Liu Renna spread her hands and made a helpless gesture, and then turned around and continued to chat with the mountain rabbit.

Jessica looked around and cried out that no one in the room seemed to take girlhood seriously. HaHa is very familiar with the members of the girl group, but there is a girlfriend sitting next to him, and he doesn't dare to make any moves at all. Zheng Ronghe is considered to be his own person, but after seeing that Xu Xian did not come, he poured himself a drink, and he looked like he had no love.

Jessica had no choice but to bend down and pat Lin Dong on the arm a few times, "Wake up......"

"Fuck off!" Lin Dong slapped away the flies that were harassing him.

"Yikes!" Jessica is not a good-tempered person either, grabbing Lin Dong's arm and shaking it violently, "Bastard, you get up." Why hit Nikun? ”

Lin Dong opened his eyes slightly and said perfunctorily, "It's your business!" ”

"We are related to Nikun in the United States, and of course it is my business. Why did you hit him? Apologize! ”

"Relatives? Did you kiss it? Lin Dong woke up a little and reluctantly sat up, "Yankees are just messing with the relationship between men and women." Which of you got involved with that shemale, or did you all get involved with him? ”

Jessica looked back at Tiffany uncertainly, who blushed and said, "No, no, no!" ”

"Damn! Then wait for you to get on him, or if he gets on you, and then come and talk to Dongge. Now, fuck off! Lin Dong is too lazy to pay attention to these rich girls, it is not a channel at all.

Jessica was furious, picked up the wine glass on the table and threw it over. At such a close distance, it is natural to hit accurately; But the splash caused splash damage, and the woman lying on Lin Dong's lap also lay down.

Lin Dong, a male pig's foot, hasn't had time to play yet. Lee Hyo-ri, who entered randomly, jumped out to steal the show.

Li Xiaoli wiped the water droplets on his face, shook his head and sobered up, revealing a murderous smile, "Do you know who I am?" ”

The three girls turned into bitter gourd faces in seconds, and they got into a big disaster, "Senior Li Xiaoli, hello!" We are Girls' Generation Smecta. ”

"I know you're a girl's generation, and the first girl group is amazing." Li Xiaoli shook his head slightly, picked up the wine on the table and drank a glass to himself, "Go over there and stand against the wall." Do you have any comments? ”

"No, thank you seniors for teaching."

The back of the development of the wall in the corner of the wall is very hard. However, those who should sing are still singing, and those who should be playing big dice continue to scream.

"The first girl group? Snort, the back wave pushes the front wave, and there are too many. Ten years later, who still remembers the former first girl group. Lee Hyori laughed at himself, the first girl group ten years ago was called Finkl, and the ancestor-level characters were still beaten to death on the beach by the back waves.

"Lin Dong, keep drinking!" Less than a minute after the sad autumn wind, Lee Hyo-ri returned to his original state and continued to find someone to drink.

"The penalty station is a little too much."

"Distressed? I would like to ask all of you who have not been penalized for standing? Lee Hyo-ri made two homemade depth charges, "Men should be tougher." Let a woman step on her head and spread wild, are you still not a man? ”

"Damn, then you're still pouring me wine?"

"I've never seen myself as a woman."

Faced with such an answer, such a woman, Lin Dong was also drunk. (To be continued.) )