Chapter Sixty-Four: The United States Sends Zheng Sika
Fragmentation refers to the loss of the picture caused by overheating and fusing during the playback of the film film. Later, it was more commonly used to describe "drunken amnesia". In either case, something will happen to the splinter.
Lin Dong is broken!
When he regained his thinking ability again, Lin Dong had neither dizziness nor chest tightness. On the contrary, it is unprecedentedly refreshing, just like eating the legendary ginseng fruit.
"Ahaha, it's broken, this damn kung fu has finally broken through." Although I don't know why I practiced divine skills in a daze, it didn't prevent Lin Dong's state from being hot.
"Bastard, why aren't you enough?" Liu Renna, who was lying in Lin Dong's arms, protested dissatisfiedly, and moved her position to avoid the bad thing that burned people.
Lin Dong was brought back to the real world by this voice, a strange room, a familiar woman. No matter what, I'll use you to try your skills.
"How can it be? It's not enough for a lifetime, look at the guns. ”
Liu Renna was half awake and half asleep, and was teased by the man with a familiar technique, and hurriedly turned her back to Lin Dong, cooperating with an unusual tacit understanding.
The big bed was shaking, the air was getting louder, and everything was beautiful.
Until a cold angry scolding came from behind: "Beast! ”
Lin Dong hurriedly turned around and looked back, almost being scared into Yanagishita Hui. This, what's going on, why is Jessica here?
"Why is this happening?"
"Beast!" Jessica repeated coldly again.
Lin Dong looked shocked, and turned to look at Liu Renna again, desperately needing to know the answer.
Liu Renna nodded helplessly, "Just like you think, it's really a beast by you." ”
"Damn!" Lin Dong was galloping thousands of grass and mud horses in his heart. What kind of is this, pretending to be crazy and stupid and working hard to hide from women; Which thing is expected to end up being such a routine drunken mess, what a cup.
"What the hell is going on?"
Liu Renna sighed, from the only woman to one-in-two, and I don't know how many parts I will become in the future, which feels quite uncomfortable, "It's all your fault, you can't drink it, you have to drink it." ”
"Everyone had a good time last night and it didn't end until two or three o'clock. Everyone can't drive after drinking, and there are not enough substitute drivers in the club. Calling an agent is afraid of trouble, and calling a taxi is afraid of being unsafe. The Girls' Generation trio, who had been standing all night, happened to act as the drivers. ”
"Jessica is bringing us two back?" Lin Dong can probably make up the follow-up story in his brain, but he still has a glimmer of hope.
"It's all lying here, who else but her?" Liu Renna thought of her anger and slapped Lin Dong on the thigh, "I helped you take off your clothes to get rid of the alcohol, and then went to the bathroom to get a wet towel, so in a blink of an eye, I came back and saw you crushing her under me, bastard!" ”
"Oh! My wine is pretty good, how can this be. ”
"You ask her yourself, don't bother me." Liu Renna put the quilt over her head, out of sight.
Lin Dong had no choice but to turn around and cast a puzzled look at the cold nobody.
"Beast!"
was already in a hot state, and he was scolded three or four times, Lin Dong was immediately angry, and grabbed Jessica and pressed it.
"Beast, let me go."
"Since you have become a beast, you can't even be inferior to a beast." Lin Dong has long heard of the joke that birds and beasts are inferior, whether others believe it or not, anyway, Brother Dong believes it.
The queen bed shook again. As the old saying goes: go against the grain. Since you can't resist, you should protect yourself. As the old saying goes: once born, twice cooked.
In short, Jessica's movements changed from initially resisting pushing and shoving to cooperating hugging, and her language changed from initial abuse to gibberish, "Die, die, bastard......"
Lin Dong stopped at this time and looked at the woman below him proudly.
Jessica put her hands behind Lin Dong's back and hugged herself, "Hey, what are you doing, hurry up." ”
"Say, what happened last night?" Lin Dong gently bit Jessica's ear, but didn't go any further, just teasing her.
"Don't do that." Jessica was annoyed by him, "Oh yes, I'm annoyed. I just secretly pinched your muscles. ”
The mystery is revealed, no wonder she is crazy, it turns out that this mother-in-law lit the fire, "Zheng Xiuyan xi, it turns out that she has long coveted Brother Dong's beauty, then look at the gun!" ”
Lin Dong launched a new round of actions, and eighteen kinds of martial arts were displayed in turn.
It wasn't long before Jessica shouted, "I'm going to die." Then he lay motionless and limp.
Lin Dong was startled and hurriedly withdrew.
"Poof!" There was a crisp sound, like the sound of opening a wine bottle, and then like a shaken champagne, the water splashed everywhere.
This woman was made of water.
Liu Renna, who was peeking, looked hot, "Villain, I want it too!" ”
……
The nickname of the Queen of Icebergs is really not casually said, it melts when it is hot, soft and smooth, and people love it.
"Who can you fool by pretending to be asleep? Let's talk about it, how to solve this matter? ”
"Out of this door, you are you, I am me. Nothing happened. Jessica slapped Lin Dong's big hand away and rolled over and got out of bed.
"Although I may not be able to marry you, I will definitely be able to raise you for a lifetime."
"Phew! Who wants you to raise?! I'm an American, so I'm not like you old-fashioned ideas. Jessica found her bag, pulled out a few sheets of King Sejong and threw them on the bed, "It's for your job, these are rewards." ”
Lin Dong smiled bitterly and shook his head, can this scene be a little more fake? No wonder S.M won't let you act.
"Zheng Xiuyanxi, tell me what it is, the loophole of pretending to be a veteran in the love field is too big?" Lin Dong pointed to the red on the sheets.
"Yikes! That's, that's Jena Oni's. In short, I am an American, and if I finish middle school and still be in the middle school, I will be despised. We're just getting drunk and having fun, and if you dare to entangle, I'll cut you. ”
Jessica put down her cruel words, hurriedly put on her coat and ran away, but the scene was still quite fake.
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"Poof, ahaha......" Liu Renna, who was silently lying on the bed and pretending to be a dead dog, finally couldn't help it, holding her stomach and laughing, "American pie, hahaha!" Villain Lin Dong, you also have today. How much did you tip? Thirty thousand or fifty thousand? ”
Lin Dong also shook his head helplessly, this damn American faction, cultural differences, this kind of thing, there is really no solution. "Liu Rennaxi, I heard that you broke the place again after half a year. Come, let OPPA help you get your body checked. ”
"IU went home to visit my grandmother last night, and I usually come back after lunch." Liu Renna picked up her phone and looked at the time, "You still have five minutes, is it enough?" ”
Lin Dong hurriedly jumped out of bed, picked up his clothes and fled in embarrassment. (To be continued.) )