My name is Lin Danda, I am 26 years old, I have just graduated for two years, and I am an unemployed vagrant.

It's not that we don't know how to do anything, I really don't want to go to work, I have been in the office for half a year before, and I feel that working in the office is a waste of good youth!

The people around us say that we are a typical representative of the mud that can't support the wall, but how can they understand our ambition?

Xing Ye once taught us: "If you don't have a dream, what is the difference between being a man and a salted fish?" ”

So let's work hard every day to code words, and strive to become a god-level writer in our hearts as soon as possible!

What a pity! Sad! A lazy person is lazy!

Seven or eight novels in a row hit the streets! That's crying without tears!

Today, I finally had an inspiration, and I just wanted to sit in front of the computer, code the small print, mix the whole work, and earn some money for breakfast.

At that moment, a phone rang.

Let's take a closer look, huh? How could it be her?

The name of the caller ID is the girl Xiaolan who has been secretly in love with us in my college career!

How can we have the courage to confess! I don't even have the qualifications to kneel and lick!

We excitedly pressed the answer button immediately.

"Big egg, is that you?" Listening to the gentle voice of the goddess, our hearts are sweetened.

PS: When I was in school, my senior sister kept calling us big eggs.

"Well, senior sister, I didn't expect you to call me, oh my God!" We weren't so excited for a while!

"There's something I want you to help with now, I wonder if you have time?" The goddess even said so politely about asking for help!

"How could it not be? Sister Xiaolan. What's the matter? ”

We were so excited that we thought, are you going to have dinner with me? No, it's supposed to be a movie, right? Maybe you can still laugh after watching the movie

There's no way, in addition to being lazy, we only have YY left.

"Can you come and help the senior sister, the senior sister's electric car is out of battery, this is too heavy, I can't push it back!"

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that the senior sister would think of us for the first time!

After graduation, it turns out that the senior sister has always been obsessed with us!

It seems that we finally have a chance to counterattack the goddess!

After hanging up the phone, we turned off the computer excitedly, what a code word! What a novel! What a full attendance! Fuck off!

Dating is the number one priority! Hee-hee-hee!

We immediately changed into a denim jacket that we were reluctant to wear even for the New Year, put on the copycat leather shoes that were once Taobao Shangtao, and bought the gel water with ten yuan before going out, and set a hairstyle, at least we can't let the senior sister know that we are a poor sling who doesn't even have a job!

Let's take a taxi immediately, pay attention, this is a taxi!

Count it, how long has it been since we played, we can't care so much, in order to see the goddess as soon as possible, we don't care about the dozens of dollars, it's a big deal tomorrow, continue to eat instant noodles the day after tomorrow!

However, the reality is cruel, and this sudden blow completely shattered our illusions about love!

Senior Sister Xiaolan actually handed over the electric car to us and let us push it downstairs by herself!

Pay attention, Senior Sister Xiaolan got into a rich and handsome car next to her!

What the? Doesn't Sister Xiaolan follow us to push the electric car on the path by the stinky ditch to watch the sunset and stretch our figure?

"Big egg, it's good that my boyfriend came to pick me up, but this electric car has to be pushed back! Then bother you! ”

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it! Looking at the rich and handsome BMW, we really wanted to throw a cigarette butt into the fuel tank of this car!

"Well, it's okay, senior sister, this little thing, the big egg is okay" Let's still hang the silk, we don't have the courage to express our anger, we can only clench our fists and endure our sadness!

Unexpectedly, that Gao Fushuai peeked at us with a very disdainful eye.

As if to say, this is that stinky spare tire, look at me tonight to your goddess hahaha!

Let's look at the back of the BMW car in the distance, raise our head to 45 degrees and look up at the sky, there happens to be a plane flying by, but it can't take away our sadness!

Lower your head, our tears will fill our eyes!

What a society! Is it great to have money? Can you just pick up girls if you have money?

In the future, we will make money, and we will not buy a BMW Mercedes-Benz, but at least a car of more than five million.

Just when we YY!

Suddenly, we felt that it was dark in front of us, what was it?

Our head is covered by a black bag!

Help me! Let's shout loudly!

But I felt that four big hands took us off the electric car!

Suddenly, a stick hit us on the head!

That's right, we've been kidnapped! It's actually under the yellow sky!

It's a pity, we can't deliver Senior Sister Xiaolan's electric car to her door in person!

Wait until we wake up again.

We found out that our heads were covered with black covers, our mouths were sealed with duct tape, and our hands and feet were also tied!

You can't see what's going on around you! I don't know where it is now? I don't know what the use of these gangsters kidnapping our sling?

"Could this little bottle be the latest mysterious poison APTX4869?"

Although we couldn't see it at this time, a man's voice came from our ears.

"Yes, let's test this kid with this drug first!"

Another woman's voice reached our ears!

No way? Oh, my God? What exactly are they going to do? Is it to let us be guinea pigs?

Suddenly we felt some pain in our arm, it must have been a syringe that shot the medicine into our body!

Slowly, we felt a little tired, a little dizzy, and after a while we fell asleep!

"Little egg? Why are you asleep here? Wake up!"

At this time, we felt that there was a fat and thin little hand shaking our head!

We slowly opened our eyes!

Hey? Where is this? How does it look like a school toilet door?

And the stench keeps coming to our noses!

Hey? Why did a short and chubby little girl appear in front of me?

I saw her wearing a blue and white sportswear, with the four big characters of Sunshine Primary School written on her chest.

"Little egg, you finally woke up, you slept for half an hour just now, and you scared me to death!"

This little girl seems to know us very well!

We are obviously called big eggs, why does she call us little eggs? Be all abroad!

Wrong! it! Something is wrong!

We stretched out our hands and stood up against the wall at the door of the toilet.

Hey? Why is our body shrinking? How did our unruly long hair get shorter?

Our denim clothes have actually become the school uniform of Sunshine Primary School! We still slept in the door of the school toilet!

Let's not care about what the chubby girl next to us says!

We immediately ran to the mirror in the toilet and took a look!

I was so scared that we almost didn't vomit the Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles we ate in the morning!

I saw a primary school student appear in the mirror.

The key is that he looks quite handsome, his face is white, and his nose is small and straight!

This product is definitely not us, we are obviously a big sling!

It's definitely not a trip to the past! We haven't been so handsome since we were young!

Don't? Could it be? it!

The hell is it the people who kidnapped us?

They must have injected poison to make it what it is now!

I really didn't expect that I should have stayed at home and written a novel well, but I had to go out and kneel and lick the goddess!

What do we do now? Who would believe what a schoolboy says!

The more we think about it, the more terrifying we feel! Could it be that there is a big conspiracy here?

But why is it aimed at our sling!

Especially I feel that we have become like this now, and we can no longer be with Senior Sister Xiaolan!

Woooooooo

"Little egg, why have you been hiding in the toilet for so long? Come out quickly, Long Aotian is not ready to beat you! They're long gone to school, they're all going home."

Just when we were a little sad, the voice of the little chubby girl just now came to our ears again.