Chapter 2 Elementary School Students' Continent
"What? Long Aotian wants to beat me? Who is he? "Just when we were downcast, we suddenly heard such a domineering name as Long Aotian, and we couldn't help but be shocked!
Forget it, we don't have a tiger body anymore, woo woo!
We walked out of the men's toilet and looked at this little chubby girl with freckles on her face!
"What are you talking about, little egg? Long Aotian is not something we can afford to provoke! β
"What can't you mess with! Isn't it just an elementary school student? Just when we just said the words "primary school students", we suddenly understood that we no longer have a height of 170cm, and we are now just a little taller than the primary four.
A river of sorrow flows backwards!
"Little egg, he is the captain of Class 2 of the third year of Sunshine Elementary School, the only man in the class with three bars! You've always been afraid of him! β
"I seem to have temporary amnesia! Who are you? I can't remember anything, you have to help me recover my memory! β
We were forced to make up such a naΓ―ve lie, but it should be no problem to deceive this chick who is only about ten years old.
We now understand that the body I have now is not our own, it is Lin Xiaodan's, but this memory is still our own.
If we said such a thing to the little chubby girl, she would definitely be stunned, so I had to make up temporary amnesia to trick her!
"Little egg, you're trying to lie to me again, are you? I borrowed two pieces of 7 cents before, did you forget jΓ¬? β
I really didn't expect that the little chubby girl actually saw through my scam, and the current primary school students are so difficult to fool!
Hey, what shall we say? What a headache!
"Really, I forgot your name! I could swear by the lights! β
Let's look at the little chubby girl with a serious expression and extremely firm eyes, coupled with our charming appearance now, we don't believe in this beautiful man's plan, and we can't power the innocent chubby girl?
Sure enough, within three seconds, the little chubby girl's face flushed slightly and lowered her head.
"Wouldn't it? My name is Li Xiaohua! We've been neighbors since we were kids! We're in the same class from kindergarten to third grade! Do you remember? β
This time, I finally scared this little chubby girl named Li Xiaohua.
"I see, then who am I? Where is this place now? β
"Your name is Lin Xiaodan, a student of Class 2 of the third year, but it's a pity that you haven't even mixed up a bar so far, so you are often bullied by Long Aotian! This is the continent of elementary school students, you don't even understand this, do you? β
What the? Elementary school students in the mainland? Don't be so funny! I've never heard of this name! Could it be that there is still a spatial shift?
, so I don't even have a chance to return to my hometown Huaxia Continent?
"Xiaohua, elementary school student continent? What the hell is this? What**οΌ β
"The continent of primary school students is the land where we have always lived, and this land is mainly dominated by primary school students, basically two-thirds of them are primary school students! That's why we're the masters of this continent, haha."
The chubby girl looked at us with a very strange look.
It's as if you're questioning that we're from an alien planet!
That's right, we came from the Huaxia Continent before, what a bullshit elementary school student continent, this kind of low-level and evil worldview setting actually has it!
"Are you sure you're not mistaken?" We suddenly looked around with a frightened look.
There is no difference between this and ordinary schools!
It seems that we should go out and see, what the hell is this elementary school student continent!
"You must be sleeping in a daze, I won't talk to you, I'm going to rush home to do my homework!"
Li Xiaohua glanced at us affectionately and gave us a look to leave!
Let's just follow Li Xiaohua's ass, and when I got out of this Sunshine Primary School, I was speechless in surprise!
What the hell is this place? Can there still be zΓ i in this place? What the hell is this street full of elementary school students?
me, this must be a dream, this must be a dream! This must be a dream!
I saw that the streets were full of elementary school students, wearing school uniforms from different schools, wearing student hats of different colors, chattering, and chaos!
Most of the buildings in the distance are schools, and strange-shaped schools are constantly emerging in our eyes.
What a red flag elementary school! What a talented elementary school! What Yucai Elementary School! And the Sunshine Primary School that we just came out of!
What**?
I saw that all the shops were selling items for elementary school students, what a childish toy store! What a big-mouthed cat snack shop! What a playground! What kind of Internet cafΓ© for elementary school students, there is even a shop for elementary school students to write homework!
This is really a continent for elementary school students, and the adults here are all for primary school students!
The most people who buy clothes here are elementary school students, the most people who eat here are elementary school students, and the most people who spend money here are also elementary school students!
And the primary school students here have a strict hierarchy management system, who has the most bars, whose strength will be stronger, according to legend, as long as the number of bars cultivated into ten bars, you can become the god of primary school students, can compete for all primary schools, so as to dominate the entire primary school world!
In addition to the number of bars, they also have a basic evaluation criterion, that is, the judging criteria composed of - Shen Qi value, childish strength, IQ degree, and body points, each class has a judge, and these numbers are updated once a week!
No way! I want to go home! I want to go home! I want to go home!
However, this has become a reality, and I am destined to not go back!
"Haha, little egg! You've finally run out of the toilet! β
Just as Li Xiaohua and I had taken less than ten steps from the gate of Sunshine Primary School, a strange man wearing a yellow student hat, wearing a school uniform of Sunshine Primary School, carrying a small schoolbag, and a stubble appeared in front of us.
You say he's a primary school student, but he's as tall as an adult, with a stout figure, a beard, a dark face, and a mouth full of big yellow teeth.
If you think he is an adult, judging from his extremely simple eyes and the way he dresses, he is indeed a primary school student!
"Little egg, run, he's Long Aotian, he's going to beat you!"
Li Xiaohua suddenly shouted!
, this product is actually Long Aotian, didn't you say that Long Aotian went home before?
How could it suddenly come out of nowhere!
Sure enough, elementary school students are elementary school students, and they say something unreliable!
By the way, even if he comes, why should I be beaten by him? And why should I run?
We can't be so cowardly and weak! We're not really elementary school students!
Originally, we just turned around and wanted to run, but after a struggle of ideas, we stopped again!
"Why don't you run? Didn't you run fast before? You scumbag."
Long Aotian actually looked at us with puzzled eyes, he didn't expect that we wouldn't play cards according to the routine today!
"Tell me, why do you want to hit me? Something to talk about! Be reasonable! I'm not that easy to mess with."
Let's say it in righteous words.
Long Aotian was stunned when he heard this, and after Li Xiaohua heard this, he looked at us like he was looking at South Korea's Oba.
"How dare you say such a thing? You, a scumbag elementary school student who doesn't even have a bar, dare to talk to Brother Tian like this! Absolutely tired."
At this time, a short and obese elementary school student suddenly appeared from behind Long Aotian and said.
"Have you forgotten that you didn't pay the protection money to Brother Tian this morning? It was clearly stipulated before that if you hand in a spicy strip every Thursday, you actually brought a pack of Wang Tsai's small steamed buns this morning! The little steamed bun was obviously only handed over on Monday, you actually want to fool Brother Tian, do you think Brother Tian is a three-year-old child? β
This little fat man said with a stern face!
What is this? What spicy strips? What a little steamed bun!
"Don't be angry, I heard that the price of spicy strips has increased now, and Xiao Dan definitely didn't mean to fool Brother Tian!"
The chubby girl hurriedly persuaded on the side!
"Don't you know how hard we work in the class to keep you safe! Other boys have handed it over, I could have collected 12 spicy strips today and dedicated them to Guo Xiaomei to make her a 12th birthday gift, but you scum brought a pack of Wang Zi's small steamed buns! β
Long Aotian finally spoke, and looked at us with a very powerful look.
"I didn't expect Guo Xiaomei to scold me for being unproductive, I was in the third grade and still eating Wang Zi's small steamed buns, she said that she would ignore me anymore! Woowoo"
This strange thing actually cried! He also took out a small red handkerchief and cried while wiping it on his dark face!
O God! Help me! We're stupid now!
"Little egg, you actually hurt Brother Tian to cry! You shameless scumbag! Let you taste my chubby awesomeness! β
Slow, it seems that something is wrong, we don't seem to have done anything, it was the thing that cried by itself!
Suddenly, a white paper airplane was pulled out from Chubby's back.
"Whoosh"