"In the next five years, the mainland of primary school students is about to face a catastrophe, do you have a notebook, it is best to write down what I said, and you must take notes carefully!"

After Uncle Wang finished speaking, he turned his head, he walked to the bed where he was resting in the communication room, and immediately climbed down, pouting his ass in the direction of us.

"Found it"

I saw that he was holding a black palm-sized box in his hand, which was covered with all kinds of dust, and it seemed to be some years old.

"Little egg, do you know what dang, dang, dang is?"

I took it, how do I know what Dangdang Dang is!

"Dangdang is Onlyyou, go you"

As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately threw the box from his hand and threw it at me.

We were stunned for a moment, not noticing that the old man had thrown the box to us.

"Ahh

A scream.

Damn, it actually hit Lao Tzu's head.

"Uncle, what are you doing here? Do you want to hurt me? Why are you throwing the box on my head! ”

"I'm sorry, I forgot that you are not the god of elementary school students! You open it up first and see what's inside! Hee-hee"

The old man smiled embarrassedly (WZNMLGB).

Let's hurry up and open the box.

In an instant, a purple light shone around, and I saw a crystal fragment with a crystal crystal that shone with a lilac light inside the box.

"This, this, what the hell is it?"

"This is a fragment of the Star of the Two-Dimensional Gu Bewitching Boy, after the two-dimensional Gu Bewitching Boy Chen Xiaonan was seriously injured by his master Li Youzhi, in less than a year, he said goodbye to the world. After his death, his body split into seven pieces. ”

"These seven pieces are the head, hands, legs, heart, buttocks, chest, and liferoot, and these seven pieces are transformed into seven fragments, which are called the fragments of the two-dimensional Gu Confuse Star by the people of the rivers and lakes. And these fragments were scattered to the entire elementary school continent at that time, and they would not reappear in the world after 500 years. ”

"The old man is very lucky, I found this piece in your hand in the garbage pool of the school, it is rumored that as long as you collect seven pieces of bewitching fragments, you can launch the two-dimensional bewitching divine skill, which will bewitch all the elementary school students, and then control them until the destruction of this continent, is it terrifying?"

Woooooooo

The old man cried to himself as he spoke.

"And then?"

"At that time, all the anime characters of the second dimension, such as Pleasant Goat, Hulu Baby, Xiong Da and Xiong Erla, they will come to our continent from the Two-dimensional Continent to find the fragments of the Bewitched Star Star, and then after collecting them, they can successfully control the minds of elementary school students, and you can let primary school students vote for them to become the most popular anime characters! Such a vicious conspiracy is really terrible."

Uh, this horrible yarn.

"I see, it sounds really terrifying, so how long will it take for them to come to us from the Second Yuan Continent? Could it be that it has come now? ”

"It's not that fast, it will take at least five years for them to arrive, you have to find your true heart within these five years, and successfully awaken the god of elementary school students in your body, so as to repel the attack of such a two-dimensional anime character. Have you written it all down? ”

Uh, where did you get the notebook?

"Brain remembered, which means that I have to cultivate to ten bars within five years."

"It seems that you are still very talented, and the old man can leave with peace of mind! When you can understand the true meaning of the mission of defending the mainland of elementary school students, you will naturally sing the song ONLYYOU with the old man! ”

Suddenly, Uncle Wang rose into the air, and his feet slowly left the ground and slowly rose.

"Remember, you must protect the fragments of the Bewitched Star and don't fall into the hands of the enemy, the uncle is going to another world, and the uncle's mission is complete! Goodbye, boy."

We quietly watched as the uncle slowly rose to the roof, and then turned into wisps of white smoke and drifted from the window to the sky outside.

There was a trace of crystal tears in the corners of our eyes, I really didn't expect the uncle to be so loving.

When we continued to raise our heads and look up at the sky, we clearly saw Uncle Wang wearing a bright red scarf and showing a shy smile.

However, when we lowered our heads, our tears began to flutter and fall on the box we were holding.

Uncle Wang, who is honest and ordinary in appearance, still has such an unknown side, no matter what, we must also shoulder the mission of protecting primary school students!

Lin Dan is big, Lin Dan is big, don't forget jì You are called Lin Danda, this place does not belong to you, you better hurry up.

Where do we go from here? Somewhat tangled.

Forget it, let's hurry up and take the last train and go home for a meal.

"Drop"

Punch in and get in the car, sure enough, it's an old driver, driving fast!

"Little Dan, you're finally home! Silly White has been waiting for you at the door for a long time! ”

I saw a white, chubby, round inflatable doll standing at the door.

He's holding out his hands to greet us.

Isn't this, this, this the silly white in Disney cartoons?

How could he be in our house! It's incredible!

"Silly white, what about the rest of my family?"

As soon as we opened the door, we found that the whole room was empty, and there was no one.

"You are an orphan, you and your brother Lin Xiaosilly depend on each other, your brother created me, my name is Silly Bai, Silly Bai wants to make friends with you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, this white and white chubby machine man ran over and hugged us with open arms.

What？ Our brother's name is Lin Xiaosilly, so aren't our two brothers stupid when they stand together! It's so depressing!

"Don't hug me yet, silly white, hurry up and make me a scrambled egg with tomatoes and add some rice, but I'll starve to death!"

We suddenly lay down on the comfortable big bed next to us, I really want to eat and sleep quickly, I really hope that this qiē is a dream, after waking up, we are still the hanging silk forest egg in the Huaxia Continent!

"Little egg, silly white loves you"

Zhen Nyima was so fast, it was less than a minute, and the machine qì person had already prepared the meal.

"By the way, why didn't my brother come back?"

Let's ask silly white while eating.

"Your brother is a genius inventor in the Elementary School Continent, and he has now been incorporated by the Territorial Strategic Defense and Logistics Support Department of the Elementary School Continent, referred to as the Great Shield Bureau, and he doesn't go home often! Silly white love you, little egg"

"Well, you know, don't always say you love me, like that! Sounds tireless! ”

"Okay, little egg, silly white loves you! When the parts of your body are lost and the energy decreases, Silly White will give you a loving hug to help you instantly recover the injured part, and the energy will increase to the strongest, little egg, please don't drive Silly White away! Silly white wants to be friends with little eggs! ”

"Well, yes, I know, I'm annoyed!"

"Silly white, I'm going to sleep, you can rest too!"

We've already finished eating, I really didn't expect us to have such a powerful assistant, even if we encounter a powerful enemy in the future, at least our lives won't be in danger.

"Silly white doesn't sleep, silly white wants to protect the little egg, good night little egg"

All of a sudden, the lights in the house were turned off.

Damn, this is too fast, we haven't even taken off our clothes!

Early the next morning, early in the morning, our bedside phone suddenly rang.

"Little egg, this baby is a good day, hurry up to the school, this baby has a big accident!"