"You must think there's something wrong with your old brain, right? I'll show you a treasure of mine! You'll believe what the old man says."

The old man stood up, picked up a dirty cloth covered with oil from the upper left corner of the table, shook it vigorously, and spread it smoothly on the table.

"Isn't this just an ordinary rag? And you picked it up casually? Where did you get the treasure? ”

"Wrong, on the surface it is an ordinary rag, but in fact, it is the epic red scarf tied around the neck when he was still the 'Red Scarf Hero', and it has the top attribute configuration in the red scarf."

The old man gazed proudly at the black rag on the table, as if he had returned to his childhood, but unfortunately the paper airplane of his childhood would never fly into his dreams again.

It turns out that the simple red scarf is actually divided into 9 levels, from low to high, which are broken-ordinary-elite-excellent-perfect-legend-legend-epic-myth. It seems that this old man's red scarf is also a superb treasure.

We're really drunk, old man, are you sure you're not fooling me? What kind of bullshit level is a broken red scarf.

"Come, little egg, the uncle personally tied it around your neck, and you will feel its incomparably magical power!"

As soon as the old man finished speaking, he picked up the red scarf, oh no, the black rag, and walked towards my neck.

Don't! There is obviously an inexplicable smell on this rag, and I don't believe it when I kill it, this is also called a red scarf! It's still epic!

Old man, you've made a big enough joke.

"Uncle, don't, I'm not interested in this"

We were about to retreat, but we still couldn't beat the uncle's dedication to the lost youth.

All of a sudden, he tied this black, smelly rag around our necks.

It's over, the perverted uncle in the communication room actually strangled the neck of an elementary school student with a rag.

It's definitely going to make headlines!

Help, who's going to save our elementary school student who hasn't grown hair!

At the moment when we were tied, we suddenly felt that there was a force in our body that spread from the depths of the butt groove directly along the surrounding blood veins to the whole body.

It seems that the body wanders in that day when the peach blossoms are in full bloom, that kind of comfort, lightness, and refreshment, which makes people want to stop talking.

Rub, could it be that what this old man said is true?

"What's the matter, little egg, don't look at this red scarf as dirty, but the magical power it brings can accelerate your cultivation of all your comprehensive values, and can make your cultivation speed twice as fast."

The old man looked at us gently with a mysterious smile.

It's true, except that this red scarf is very black, very oily, and very bright, it really Duang all of a sudden, and the improvement speed of our spirit value, childish power, IQ and body points has reached a point that other primary school students can't match.

"Wipe the wolf, even if what you say is true, what does that have to do with me?"

"Actually, if you sue sù for a big matter, you must keep it a secret! In fact, inside your body flows the essence blood of Li Childish, the only king of the primary school student continent and the god of primary school students. ”

Uh, and then flicker. Fortunately, it wasn't sperm, so we gave the old man a look from Nani.

"It is said that 500 years ago, the four masters of all continents gathered on the roof of the largest children's palace in the mainland for primary school students on September 15, and launched a tragic battle of the century, which was later widely praised by countless primary school students as the 'decisive battle at the top of the children's palace'"

"The first of these four masters is the first to occupy the first place in the comprehensive ranking list of the primary school student continent, and the only man in the entire primary school student continent who has ten bars - Li Youzhi, the god of primary school students. The second place is Chen Xiaonan, the overlord of the two-dimensional Gu bewitching boy from the two-dimensional continent. The third is You Xiaoya, the goddess of first love from the love continent, and the fourth is not worth mentioning, it is the pocket money king Qian Guangguang who invested some money and made a soy sauce on the roof of the building! ”

"And then? Does this have anything to do with me? ”

We're all a little angry, this old man didn't say what this has to do with us for a long time!

"Back then, the god of primary school students, Li Naive, defeated the pocket money king Qian Guangguang and injured the two-dimensional bewitched boy Chen Xiaonan, but unfortunately planted under the hands of the goddess of first love You Xiaoya, You Xiaoya used an extremely vicious evil martial art - the temptation of the beautiful girl, which made Li Naive's blood gush out, all burst, and unfortunately died."

Speaking of this, the uncle couldn't help but look up at the broken electric fan on his head at 45 degrees.

"The god of elementary school students, Li is naïve! He carries all the hopes of elementary school students in the mainland! Back then, I also bowed down to his disciple for the sake of justice, and became his big disciple, practicing with him! ”

At this, the old man began to cry again.

Nima, don't cry yet, let's make it clear, what does this have to do with me?

"After Master Li was childish, Lao Yu spent ten years calculating the ninety-nine multiplication formula, and finally came to an exciting result, his reincarnation is about to appear in the Sunshine Primary School in 500 years."

"I can't imagine that you are so old and so persistent!"

We not only have a strong respect for the old man in front of us who has been lurking in Sunshine Primary School for hundreds of years.

"According to the results of the ninety-nine multiplication formula, as long as he meets the elementary school student who can shoot three paper airplanes with his bare hands, he is the reincarnation of Li Naive, the god of primary school students! And that person is obviously you."

The old man began to look at us again with a look of confusion.

, this is the result of the introduction of the ninety-nine multiplication formula?

In just one day, we have gone from a poor sling with nothing, then to a primary school student, and then to the incarnation of the god of primary school students!

Author, your brain is too big, don't let us live a peaceful life!

The old man patted us on the shoulder vigorously and said something meaningful.

"In the future, the mission of defending the primary school students and saving the primary school students continent will be handed over to you, this epic red scarf is my meeting gift to you, I am afraid that the old man will pass away soon! You see, with great power comes great responsibility! ”

Damn, we just want to live an ordinary life quietly, it would be better if we could be with Xiaolan!

Who is rare to save this continent of elementary school students! We're not from this continent!

"Uncle, I don't know what you call it! I feel very stressed that you have entrusted me with such a big responsibility! ”

What kind of bullshit mission, can you find a daughter-in-law for us? Hehe.

"The old man is called Wang Hongxing, who once occupied the fifth place in the mainland god value ranking of primary school students, a man with nine bars, and the people in the rivers and lakes are called 'the man of the red scarf'"

Uh, Uncle Wang, can you simply answer, what kind of bullshit title, didn't you say it once before?

"However, I am now at 250 Divine Qi Points, how can I take on such a heavy responsibility?"

"Young man, don't be afraid, you just haven't found your true heart yet, as long as you find your true heart and ask her for a kiss of true love, this will awaken the essence of the god of primary school students in your body, and your spirit value will instantly increase to about 1000, becoming a real god of primary school students!"

Sounds a little excited!

The forest egg is big, the forest egg is big! We're not elementary school students now, but we can't be fooled into Lin Xiaodan's world setting by this gatekeeper Uncle Wang!

We must stay calm, even if we become the god of primary school students, we must first find a way to go to the Huaxia Continent!

I'm going home, I'm going to eat! Woooooo

"By the way, there's another big thing that I forgot to tell you"

At this time, Uncle Wang's expression suddenly became stern, and it seemed that something big was about to happen.