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Lin Dong thinks that he is a little sling, he has lived two lives, and he has only one great dream: to play the world, there is endless money to spend, and there is no end to women.

Money and beauty, these are the pursuits of Dong Ge.

And add power? Putting a president in power? This dream is a little too much, too unreasonable, too mysterious. Like a routine in a Hollywood blockbuster, Little Slings transforms into a big hero and then saves the world.

The tender and tender Han Xiaojing is also very much like a vase that increases the difficulty of the game for the "hero" and professionally drags her feet.

Lin Dong shook his head, reality is not a movie, refuse dog blood. "Is it reliable? This kind of national event will be handed over to a sling and a rookie female agent? ”

"I'm not a rookie!" Han Xiaojing defended excitedly, full of weak-hearted expressions, "That, in fact, in addition to me, there are other comrades who are working this matter." There will never be only one plan for major national events. Quantitative change leads to qualitative change, and everyone works together to achieve the goal. ”

"Huh. Seconds understood. Lin Dong looked at Han Xiaojing with a strange expression, "You are a little rookie, you are arrogant, and you want to do a great career." However, the reality is that the leader does not look down on you at all, and even gets tired of you; So just send you out. Let you do it alone, it doesn't matter if you succeed or not. Right? ”

"Ugh!" was ruthlessly exposed by Lin Dong, Han Xiaojing's face flushed with anger, "It's not nonsense! I have a very detailed plan and it will definitely work. Age is not a criterion for judging a person's abilities! ”

"Let me guess." Lin Dong scratched his face and touched his nose, thinking slightly, "If you want to let me enter the game so hard, your plan is probably to start with the entertainment industry, right?" ”

Han Xiaojing was dumbfounded, full of shock. "You, how do you know?"

"Little girl, you're still tender. Do you think that my achievements today are blown by the wind? Lin Dong smiled proudly, "I guessed that your background must be good." This is a task that you use to make bets with your family, or to prove yourself, and so on. In short, there must be private goods in it, right? ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Hell, Han Xiaojing looked at Lin Dong with a strange face.

"Don't look, I don't know how to read minds. At your age, position and style of doing things, you can guess it with just your brain. ”

Han Xiaojing was completely stunned, no wonder Zeng Niu gave this guy's evaluation: wise and close to the demon, cunning as a fox.

"No more nonsense. Do you still want to listen to my initial plan? ”

"Say."

"Koreans are exposed to a variety of media, television, movies, newspapers, magazines, and so on. We only need to disseminate pro-China public opinion in these media, and in the long run, citizens participating in the presidential election will be brainwashed. ”

"Public opinion war?" Lin Dong nodded, this is indeed a good way. "However, this thing is not easy to start, there are too many people staring at this piece."

"So, we first have to take down the Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism of South Korea! Thoroughly control the source of public opinion. Han Xiaojing was in high spirits, as if that department was his own back garden, and he could go up as he wanted.

"Wake up, it's not the time to dream. We are just foreigners, how can we control the Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism? ”

"Nonsense. Of course, it is not that we are directly in control, but that we nurture pro-China agents. Han Xiaojing said her plan seriously, "Former Minister of Female Family, Zhao Yunxuan. After she takes control of the Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism, she will promote more news about the German female chancellor, or make more movies and television on the power of the ancient empress. ”

Although it sounds unreliable, Lin Dong has to admit that once it happens, he may really unwittingly brainwash the South Korean people and instill the idea that the female president will be better for South Korea when she comes to power.

"It's not easy to hold a minister to the top of the position."

Han Xiao looked at Lin Dong calmly and said seriously: "For you, it shouldn't be difficult. According to various intelligence, you don't have any other skills, but you're very good at rectifying people. If you can get the current ministers Jung G-kook and Choi Kwang-sik out of power; I have a way to make Zhao Yunxuan the new minister. ”

Lin Dong smiled bitterly: "Heh." I can afford it, but it's too much of an exaggeration for me to get a minister down. ”

"You just have to find out the incriminating evidence, or make incriminating evidence. Then Senior Prosecutor Lee will take them down. ”

Han Xiaojing's answer startled Lin Dong, "Lao Li? Did you pull Lao Li into the water? ”

"After retiring from the prosecutorial system, he can become a member of parliament, a position with a relaxed age limit. Moreover, after his son graduates, he can become a senior manager of a Chinese company in South Korea. In addition......"

"Needless to say!" Lin Dong closed his eyes and remembered Lao Li's dignified face, "After selling my daughter and selling my son-in-law." Don't talk about what benefits he gets, or I'll be overwhelmed the next time we meet. ”

"Puff~~"

Han Xiaojing couldn't help laughing, teasing Lin Dong, he deserved it.

"Isn't it funny?" Lin Dong shook his head, "I can't laugh at all." It's incredible that I, a common people, am a little sling to remove the two ministers from power. To be honest, I don't know the bottom of my heart. ”

Han Xiaojing's head was slightly raised thirty degrees, making a tsundere shape, stretching out two green fingers and posing in a V-shape.

"A successful agent always has to have a backup plan. The second plan: you, Lim Dong, become a K-pop star, and then openly support the pro-China faction and let fans vote! ”

"Poof! Ahem, ahem! Lin Dong was hurt by tons of spiritual horror, "Big star? I? Public canvassing? Don't do it! I won't do it even if I kill it! ”

"Why? As long as you can get 180,000 voters, the chances of winning this election are much greater. ”

"Celebrities interfere in politics and stand in line openly. The absolute force will become a thorn in the side of others, and they will be besieged to death in minutes. I'm not going to do such a stupid thing. ”

"Yikes! You have to do it, you have to do it, you have to do it if you don't do it! "The great plan was opposed, and Han Xiaojing was dissatisfied all over," words of disapproval. You will have to face crazy revenge from the Lin family. ”

"Want to take my life? Oh, see if they have the ability to do it. Big deal, I asked ten or eight bodyguards to protect me 24 hours a day. ”

"So, what about your woman? Also protecting? Han Xiaojing twitched the corner of her mouth and found Lin Dong's death hole, "The purpose of the Lin family is revenge, and they won't reason with you." ”

"Grass!"

There are so many Dongge women, how many can they protect? Don't you care if they live or die?

"I took over these two tasks." Lin Dong had no choice but to compromise, "However, who is in charge and who assists between us, this must be made clear first." ”

Han Xiaojing said arrogantly: "Of course I'm in charge." That's my task. ”

Lin Dong picked up the fruit knife on the table and said lightly: "Then I'll kill myself." Anyway, with your IQ, the mission fails 100%. In the end, he inevitably died. ”

Han Xiaojing slapped the table angrily, "Ah! I'm a top student, and I have a high IQ. ”

"And then?" Lin Dong was coldly unmoved, "All your intentions have been guessed by me, and naturally they can also be guessed by the enemy." Everything you learn from the textbooks is dead, Miss Rookie. ”

In the previous several fights, all of them were crushed, and Han Xiaojing was speechless. Perhaps, now is not the time for her to take control.

"Well, it's up to you."

Lin Dong stretched out his right hand, "Help me deal with the Lin family's affairs as soon as possible." ”

Han Xiaojing also stretched out her right hand and shook her hands.

"Deal!"

"Hmm. I'm the captain and your boss. Lin Dong lifted the quilt and said lightly: "My team member, my secretary, Han Xiaojingxi." Help me pee. ”

"Pee, pee?" Han Xiaojing looked confused, her face was red, "You can just use the urinal yourself." ”

Lin Dong talked nonsense in a serious manner, "A manly man, of course you have to stand and pee." This is the task I have given you. This is conducive to cultivating tacit combat understanding, as well as class friendship. Let's work together even closer. ”

Of course, Han Xiaojing could hear the strong ridicule, gritted her teeth, and said angrily: "Ah! You've gone too far! ”

"Huh. That's because you haven't seen a big snake peeing, and it's even more excessive. (To be continued.) )