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"Blow a wave, blow a big wave, blow a big wave wave and hit a wave~~"

"Yikes! Can you not be poor?! ”

Lin Dong's urine stopped instantly, and he looked at Han Xiaojing suspiciously, "Can you understand Cantonese?" Cantonese? Hong Kong? Macau? ”

"Ugh." Han Xiaojing was speechless. The other party's attention and observation are amazing, and a little clue can deduce a lot of things, more like an agent than himself.

"If you want to pee, pee fast, if you don't, get out."

"Diverting the topic is a manifestation of weakness. I should have guessed what I just said. Hong Kong? Shenzhen? Guangzhou? ”

Lin Dong tilted his head sideways and watched Han Xiaojing's facial expression up close. The closed eyes and face suddenly jumped slightly.

"Guangzhou! That's right? It turns out that we are fellow villagers. ”

Han Xiaojing's eyes widened in shock and turned her head to look at Lin Dong. However, his gaze was fixed on the man's lump of objects.

"Ah~~" screamed, "Perverted, pervert, exhibitionist!" ”

"Hey. Are you unreasonable? Lin Dong shook the big bird, "Peeing, of course you have to show the bird." Can you spread it without revealing it? ”

Han Xiaojing was speechless, so she had to close her eyes again, silently supporting Lin Dong's arm, acting as a humanoid crutch.

"Do you think it's enough to pretend to be dumb and blind? Be responsible for what you have done. If you look at my big ding, then I have to see it back. ”

Lin Dong has learned a lot about the flirtatious plot commonly used in the novel, both in tone and body movements.

However.

Han Xiaojing snorted, and her slender elbow attacked diagonally upward, accurately hitting Lin Dong's chin; The sharper 10cm heel kicked on Lin Dong's injured leg.

"Whew~~" Lin Dong flipped over. The flirting techniques in the novel are all deceptive, and the consequences of such a death act are very serious.

"Next time, I'll cut you." Han Xiaojing made a domineering declaration, and then turned to leave.

Lin Dong pestle the ground with one foot, jumping around, how can he be a painful word.

"Hey, I haven't finished peeing yet."

"Get out!"

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A beautiful woman who can't be flirted, a secretary who can't do it. You can't even look twice.

The days of staying in the ward to recuperate were like going to prison.

The solitary yin does not grow, and the solitary yang does not grow.

Lin Dongdongba, who cultivated the Nine Yang Evil Skill, was extremely uncomfortable.

"It's boring."

"Smack!" A book smashed in Lin Dong's face.

"Huh? "Actor's Self-cultivation", you watched Zhou Xingxing's movie and went crazy, right? If you can improve your acting skills by reading this broken book, there will be actors all over the street. ”

Han Xiaojing shook her head and said, "I don't need your acting skills to be good." Just for you to learn the professionalism of the star of the week. No matter how unhappy you are in your heart, how much you want to beat someone; You have to keep smiling in front of the fans. ”

"Ugh." Lin Dong looked confused, wiped his nose, and scratched his head, "I can't do such a hypocritical thing." Let's still adopt Plan A and plan how to get rid of the chief and deputy ministers of the Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism. Plan B is better to forget it. ”

"A plan is to be carried out. Plan B cannot be stopped. There is no conflict between the two plans. ”

"I'm the captain, or are you the captain? The conditions have been made very clear, everything is up to me, and it is your turn to be in charge. ”

Han Xiaojing's expression was not wavering, but she still shook her head and said lightly: "I will decide the general direction, how to implement it, listen to you." ”

"your lungs. In short, I don't want to be, and I don't know how to be a hypocritical big star fan. ”

"Yes. But the grudges of the Lin family, our Second General Staff Department is involved, and you can only deal with it yourself. ”

"Grass!" has a request from others, Lin Dong's temper can only be held in his heart, and he silently opens "The Self-cultivation of Actors".

Han Xiaojing's lips turned up unconsciously, full of joy of victory.

"Recuperate, don't run around. I'm going to collect information about the two chief and deputy ministers, and I'm going back to Kakao to continue pretending to be a little secretary, and I'm very busy. ”

"Get out!"

……

After leaving school, I instinctively have an infinite resistance to books.

After reading a few pages of "Actor's Self-cultivation", Lin Dong's irritable heart couldn't help but think of Son Ye-jin, who had super acting skills, and the stillborn baby.

Why did Son Ye-jin and Jessica both kill with one shot, while other women couldn't succeed no matter how hard they worked? This puzzle must be solved.

"Let me stop running around? No way! I'm going to run, I'm going to run far. ”

Lin Dong picked up his mobile phone and called Lee Hyori.

"Lend me Hani for a few more days, I have something to go to Hong Kong."

"Yikes. What did you take my girl group for? Your harem? They're all ......."

The high-decibel sound of Brabula, the invincible Li Xiaoli in the world, is really not easy to mess with.

Lin Dong had to take the phone away and keep it away from his ears until the sound became quieter.

"Done scolding? Let Hani pack her bags and come to Samsung Seoul Hospital. ”

"Huh? What happened to you? The angry Lee Hyo-ri turned into a nagging little woman in seconds, "What happened?" What's wrong? I'll come over now. ”

"Don't! You're so eye-catching, I don't want to expose it, you know? I just threw my leg down the street and needed a woman to pour tea, pour water, wash and fold quilts. ”

Li Xiaoli on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and sighed "alas", "Public figures are really troublesome, and they can't even live a normal life." You wait, I'll let the girl go now. ”

Lin Dong: "Don't tell them about them. Do you understand? ”

Lee Hyo-ri: "Hmm. ”

There was silence on both ends of the phone, and Lin Dong scratched his head, as if he had said the wrong thing again. Lovers and Zhenggong, it's good if they don't fight, how can they exchange news?

After a while.

Li Xiaoli broke the silence first, "Is there anything else?" If not, I'll call Hani. ”

"That, that," Lin Dong squeaked, a little ashamed, "Lend me some money first." My cash is all for ......"

"No need to explain, I asked Hani to bring it over. So be it. ”

With a click, the phone was hung up directly.

Lin Dong shook his head and sighed: "Alas~~ I'm such a fool! When I talk to women on the phone, I always talk about other women. This is looking for death! ”

An hour later.

"Knock! Knock knock! ”

"Enter!"

The person who pushes the door in is not cute, cute, beautiful, and second-handed; It's a Minxi girl with a pure and sexy intersection and an angel face and a devilish body. Hongxia's face was full, and she was too shy to look directly at Lin Dong.

"How are you?"

"Everyone is seriously preparing for the new album. Hani is very stupid when she learns dance, so she is busy practicing. I'm a dance major, so ......"

"Understood." Lin Dong lifted the quilt, "Raise your head, come here." ”

"Inside." Zhu Minxi dropped his suitcase and walked to the bedside, "Are we going to leave for Hong Kong now?" ”

Lin Dong shook his head and said, "Before that." I'm going to have to pee and help me go to the bathroom. ”

"Huh? Yes! (To be continued.) )