Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Bleeding Festival
What is Valentine's Day for? A series of facts such as restaurant price increases, chocolate sales, and flower out-of-stock facts prove that this is an offline version of the shopping bleeding festival.
Isn't it possible to make a lover a family together? The fact of Chi Guoguo is a slap in the face, there are twelve Valentine's Days in South Korea a year, but the marriage rate is frighteningly low.
Lin Dong was cranky while driving, and he was forced to use it to distract himself.
"Hyomin, can you stop sticking so tightly?"
"I don't want to, the seat of your car is too small, and there is such a big trunk in the back."
On the small sheep motorcycle, Park Hyo-min wrapped his hands around Lin Dong's waist, and his chest and back were close together, which made both of them a little embarrassed.
Lin Dong tried his best not to think about the touch coming from his back, so he had to find some topics, "Find me for Valentine's Day, do you like me?" ”
"Oh yes!" Park Hyo-min slapped Lin Dong's back dissatisfiedly, "My boyfriend when I was in high school came to pester me, so I thought of asking you for help." ”
"Do you have a boyfriend?" Lin Dong thought for a moment and added, "Aren't you and Zhiyan Lala?" ”
"Yikes!" The raindrop-like fist beckoned to Lin Dong, and Park Hyo-min said angrily, "I said a long time ago that kissing Ji-yeon that time was just a trial play!" ”
"Hey, don't move. My car only has two wheels, and if it moves around, it will overturn! ”
Park Hyo-min seems to have never heard of it, scratching and pinching, which is completely the performance of a crazy woman, which is very different from the previous weak image.
"Squeak!" Lin Dong had no choice but to park on the side of the road. Steady the motorcycle with his feet on the ground, silently withstanding Park Hyo-min's soft attack.
After being beaten for a while, Park Hyo-min was tired and painful, sobered up a little, and returned to normal, "I'm sorry, impulsive." ”
"It doesn't matter, it's almost the same as beating the back, the massage service service of the goddess Xiaomin is very good." The motorcycle was back on the road, and Lin Dong said again, "Your reaction is very problematic now, do you have a ghost in your heart?" If you don't want to be a lala, go to a psychiatrist when you have time. ”
"I, I ......" Park Hyo-min wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say, so he finally had to hug Lin Dong's waist, pill his back, and lean quietly.
"A lot of media have reported cases like this, living together for too long, and unconsciously bending."
"Don't say it, I'm not Lala!" Park Hyo-min's hands exerted force, pinching the soft flesh on Lin Dong's waist.
"Okay, if you don't say it, you won't say it. Let's go back to your high school friend, who once had a boyfriend, proving that you are still saved......"
"Yikes! You still say! Park Hyo-min was really angry this time, and he opened his mouth to bite Lin Dong's shoulder and neck.
"Believe it or not, I'll turn around and leave?" Lin Dong is not a masochist, let alone a soft bone. How can you let a little girl bite when she says she can bite, not everyone can bite.
"I'm sorry!" Park Hyo-min is a weakness attribute in his bones.
"Seriously, what's that ex-boyfriend?"
"You dumped me in high school, and now you want to get back together......"
"Wait! Are you the one who got dumped? Lin Dong's shoulders swelled, and he almost burst into laughter, "Goddess Xiaomin also has a time when she is thrown off by the sling, haha." ”
"I won't tell you, anyway, that bastard wants to get back together now. You're T-Ara agent, so you're going to help me deal with this. ”
"If you want to get back together, promise him, and if you don't want to get back together, leave him alone. Why meet on Valentine's Day? Lin Dong couldn't understand why he brought a fake boyfriend to meet his ex-boyfriend.
"He has a set of photographs in his hand. If I really had a boyfriend, I would pay it back. ”
"Guozhao?"
"Yikes! It was because I didn't agree to go to the hotel with him that I broke up. How could it be a fruit photo. ”
"I understand in seconds. Who hasn't run into a few bastards? When he was studying, he was young and frivolous, and his youth was budding; Looking back on it now, I feel stupid. ”
Lin Dong's summary is very incisive, but the situation seems to be really like that. Park Hyo-min thought of his past and felt particularly stupid, "What about you?" Are you so stupid when you are studying? ”
"Me? It's silly, too, but I wish I could be a little more stupid, a little more impulsive. ”
The good and the bad are indelible memories after all.
……
The meeting was short and not good. At least Lin Dong didn't think it was interesting, like two parallel lines. One is a hot-blooded young man who has not left school, and the other is a temporary worker who has been tortured by a cruel society for a long time.
The student's ex-boyfriend asked like an idol soap opera, "Why?" Is it true? ”
Lin Dong was too lazy to talk nonsense, and directly hugged Park Hyo-min, which was a French-style wet kiss, and action was always more convincing than nonsense.
The cruel reality made the ex-boyfriend break down and threaten to publish the photos and end up together.
Lin Dong slapped his forehand twice, then grabbed his ex-boyfriend's neck and hung him in the air, and took the photo back in less than three seconds.
The two worlds and the two sets of treatment methods must converge together, that is, one sentence: Xiucai meets soldiers, and it is unreasonable to explain
It only takes a few minutes before and after, and I am done and clocks out of work.
……
The ex-boyfriend left in disgrace, but Park Hyo-min didn't feel it at all, and the past was over. But Lin Dong, the current temporary boyfriend, must not let go. "Why did you take advantage of me just now?"
"Don't act like a victim, it's just lip to lip, you opened your mouth first." Lin Dong licked his lips, "How is it?" Oppa's saliva skills are much better than Ji-yeon's. Has it ever been broken back by oppa? ”
"I won't tell you, I'm not Lala anyway." Park Hyo-min covered her red cheeks and turned to run.
"Hey, do you want any more photos?"
Park Hyo-min, who hadn't run far, had to turn around again and turn back, bowing his head and blushing, "Thank you, give it to me." ”
"Thank you isn't just something to say." Lin Dong held the photo high in one hand and shook it, and covered his stomach with the other, "I haven't had time to order food just now, you ......"
Park Hyo-min pulled Lin Dong's head down with both hands and gave the other party the same French wet kiss. The picture freezes until you can't breathe.
"Happy Valentine's Day!"
After Park Hyo-min finished speaking, while Lin Dong was stunned, he instantly recaptured the photo and turned around and fled, and the action was done in one go.
"I don't get paid for my work, and I don't care about food. Did I really owe you in my previous life? ”
Lin Dong couldn't figure out what was wrong with him, obviously he didn't want to attract bees and butterflies anymore, but he couldn't control himself. As Kim Kwang-su said, if you want to eat any dish and don't eat it yourself, should you give it to the bastard ex just now?
"Forget it, you can't blame the government, it's all fate. Let it be. ”
The first half ended too quickly, and the second half didn't start yet. Idle is also idle, during the intermission, Lin Dong rode around Seoul on a tattered sheepboy to inspect the lunch box making factory that had been initially contacted before.
Bleeding knots, it should be bleeding, and the bank that was in the wallet was spent when it was time to spend it. (To be continued.) )