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Lin Dong's skill proficiency is only half practiced, and under normal circumstances, he can't fool women.

But Lee Hyo-ri is a woman with a man's heart. The stupid eldest sister with insufficient IQ and arrears of EQ was actually moved by Lin Dong's words.

"It seems quite challenging. But the starting point is too low and the strength is too weak, and no matter how much training is trained, it can't catch up with the women's group battle early next year. ”

"Then buy the girl group that has debuted but is not very famous. secret and girl\'s-day are pretty good. The market value of their small company is billions of won. Even someone and the company bought it. ”

There are so many Korean entertainment companies. There are many people with a market value of less than 100 million won, and the bullish S.M is only 200 billion won. It's just that several major entertainment companies also have the role of money laundering, political cash, propaganda, etc., and the bosses behind the scenes will not sell them easily.

Lin Dong also thought about buying the company where Quan Xiaosheng and Jin Yarong worked. In the end, he gave up, not because of money; It's because Lin Dong has too many enemies, and his girl group is 100% targeted to death.

It seems to be a good way to let Lee Hyori come forward to take the pot.

Lin Dong thought beautifully, but Li Xiaoli didn't cooperate, "It's all a four-member girl group?" No way! ”

"Why? Previously, the Finkl you were in was also a foursome. ”

Recalling the old years, Li Xiaoli sighed, snatched the cigarette Lin Dong was holding and took a few deep breaths, "Ahem, cough, cough!" What a broken smoke, choking me! ”

"The cheapest kind of roadside stalls, I usually use them to pretend to be literary and artistic youths, and I rarely suck them in." Lin Dong smiled, took back the cigarette and continued to hold it, "I don't like women smoking." You'd better get down to business. ”

"Now that the Internet is developed, idol singers are no longer limited to singing and dancing, but also have to take into account many aspects of fans. The four-member group is only the minimum configuration, and it is not enough to get a good result. Why is Girls' Generation red? It's because there are so many people, there is no shortage of tall, short, fat and thin types. ”

"Somewhat." Lin Dong nodded, "Then just add new people in." ”

"It's as simple as you think. There are many problems with positioning, cooperation, and personality compatibility, and the most important thing is money, and there is one more penny for no reason. For you, would you like to? Lee Hyo-ri dismissed the amateurs speechless, "I fancy Apink and AOA because they are both seven-member groups." Less is not good, more can not be raised. ”

"The girl group doesn't cost much, does it? Secrets are very easy to raise, they lived in the basement for a year. Lin Dong was puzzled, "You are the first female idol, the standard black rich beauty." ”

"Smack!" There was no suspense in the face, "You are like black charcoal, I have a healthy chocolate complexion." ”

After sending the female power, Li Xiaoli picked up the mobile phone on the bedside table and pressed it violently, "I made some money, but there are many people in my family." Buy a house for this; Send a car to that one, and there's not much left. The brokerage contract of the girl group is not expensive, but the salary, venue, nanny car, publicity expenses and so on are ......"

The more Li Xiaoli calculated, the more headache he felt, and he threw away his phone irritably, "If I fail, I will have to go back to the countryside to cultivate the fields." ”

"Poof." Lin Dong was amused and stroked Li Xiaoli's bumpy body, "Then sell it to Brother Dong as a foot-washing maid." I won't be hungry for you. ”

"Fuck off. I don't want your stinky money! The invincible Lee Hyori in the world can live well without a man! ”

"Huh? It seems that my education is not deep enough to teach you how to behave. Lin Dong pressed Li Xiaoli under him and performed a massage and oil stunt, "Now, do you want a man?" ”

"Hmm~oh~ah~" Lee Hyo-ri endured for a moment, and couldn't hold back any longer, "Don't make trouble, come on." I want to~"

"What do you want?"

“oppa！ Lin Dong oppa! ”

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Beautiful and in good shape, hearty and not sticky, Li Xiaoli is indeed the best stunner, but unfortunately he was born ten years early.

"What are you seeing?! Haven't you ever seen a handsome guy? ”

"Boss, where did you go last night? The smell of women's perfume is all over the body. Min Xianyi was full of vinegar, and after waiting for half a month, he was cut off by the wild fox outside, Sister Pit.

Lin Dong sniffed, the smell of sweat mixed with perfume, and the smell after adding some of that, it was really quite unpleasant. "Did you buy everything?"

"Clothes, toiletries, sleeping bags, snacks, and large imported umbrellas." Min Xianyi blushed and threw the box of things to Lin Dong, "Mother Lin helped clean up the clothes." Boss, are you running away from home or going on an outing? ”

"Hmph, I'm sure I'm going to end up with my mother this time." Lin Dong took off all his clothes and walked into the independent bathroom equipped in the office naked, "Help me take my clothes home and wash them; There was a sticky note on the table to help me find the manga artist Choi Jong-hoon and ask him to come to Kakao to meet. ”

Min Xianyi picked up the stinky clothes all over the ground, and couldn't cry or laugh, is this still called running away from home? The Chinese really know how to play. At the same time, she is also a little envious of Jessica, who has taken root in Lin Dong's heart, and is so important that it makes the strange mother and son have contradictions.

It's just that the breasts are a little bigger, the buttocks are a little more upturned, the skin is a little whiter, and the appearance is a little better......

Thinking about it, Min Xianyi was a little frustrated, many "little points", quantitative changes caused qualitative changes, and he really couldn't compare to the Queen of Icebergs. "You shouldn't have illusions in the first place, and it's good to be a personal secretary. Moreover, I am also a person with a secretary. ”

After self-regulation, Min Xianyi's belly black attribute attacked, and he picked up the phone and called the little secretary who was not qualified to work on the top floor, "Liu Rennaxi, come to Director Lin's office." ”

"Inside."

It didn't take long for Liu Renna, who was showy, to appear, "What about Lin Dong?" ”

"Liu Rennaxi, please pay attention to the rules of the workplace." Min Xianyi put on a poker face and said solemnly.

"What? Are you uncomfortable somewhere? Liu Renna touched Min Xianyi's forehead, "I'm just a half-day part-time job, I'm here just to Gou Lindong, does it have anything to do with me in other workplaces?" ”

"Hmm." Min Xianyi picked up Lin Dong's stinky clothes, "Then, the boss's clothes will be handed over to you to wash." ”

"Lin Dong ordered?"

"Of course, that's one of the lessons."

"Okay." Liu Renna frowned and took the clothes mixed with various flavors, "Then what are you doing?" ”

"You'll know when you're promoted to boss's personal secretary, now go and get to work." Min Xianyi endured a smile with a straight face, learning to fool people.

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Close-fitting, of course, not casually. Min Xianyi got into the bathroom, clinged to Lin Dong tightly, and had negative distance contact, asking him to educate him on how to behave.

After the fierce battle, Min Xianyi lay on the sofa, PP raised high, not letting a seed be lost.

"Where did you learn this trick?" Lin Dong slapped it down and flattened the strange posture, "The child's business is barely coming." ”

"Yikes! No! Min Xianyi cried with a sad face, "The dangerous period that is easy to get pregnant for a few days a month is now all gone." ”

"I don't like Jessica because she's pregnant with a baby, don't waste your time."

"Ugh." Min Xianyi was told that his heart was broken, and his face suddenly turned red, "Actually, I like children very much, and my relatives only have one grandmother left." ”

"I only have one mom left." Lin Dong picked up Min Xianyi and walked to the bathroom where the war began, "If you want, you can do it again." ”

"Nope! No! Min Xianyi jumped out of Lin Dong's arms in horror, "If you do it again, I'll be killed by you." I now somewhat understand why the boss is so distracted. A woman simply can't satisfy you. ”

Lin Dong was stunned, shook his head and smiled bitterly, "Alas, at the beginning, Liu Renna could be alone. Now it's like this, probably because the practice has gone wrong. It's too late now. ”

"Then why are you still practicing?"

"I practiced to save my mother, but now I can't stop if I want to." Lin Dong himself couldn't figure it out, was it evil or was it his nature? "It's useless to talk about this now, see walking. Do you want to do it or not? ”

Min Xianyi was weak, so he hurriedly picked up his clothes and put them on, showed his intentions, and found some serious things to divert his attention by the way, "Boss, your official account and fansculb have been established for a while. But you've never said hello or given benefits, so that's not good. ”

"Benefits? Do you give out red envelopes? Where do I have the money to give out red envelopes now?! Thinking of the word money, Lin Dong was a little worried. It is difficult to see each other and live together, and ninety percent of disputes between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law occur in the case of living in the same house. Although the daughter-in-law's affairs are not yet clueless, you must be prepared first, and saving money to buy a house is the top priority.

"The MBC TV station that hit the street actually dragged the performance fee of "I Knot" and did not pay it, and they deserved to go on strike. SBS's "Law of the Jungle" is refreshing, but why is it settled by six episodes instead of 15 days! ”

"It's all Rena Oni's fault, I've already punished her for you." Min Xianyi took out a special ipad, "Fan benefits are not red envelopes. The usual practice is to blow up private photos to show fans you off the screen. ”

"That's it? You contacted Soya, she was a selfie maniac, and by the way, she took pictures of many of my hard times. ”

"It's better to take another recent photo, the meat photo is the best!" Min Xianyi stared at Lin Dong's increasingly defined body.

"That's a lot." Lin Dong was originally naked, and he put on big pants at random to cover the murder weapon, "Shoot." ”

Min Xianyi sighed, "You are a star now, you have to pose for photos, don't stand stupidly like a passerby." ”

Lin Dong scratched his head, he was not a professional model, he didn't know how to pose at all, so he could only win by surprise. Standing upside down with one hand, the other hand is in a V-shaped pose, and the legs are spread out in a V-shape. "Shoot it!"

"Dumbfounded, boss, give this picture a title."

"The world upside down."

(To be continued.) )