"Isn't that too much for Rennaoni?"

"Comments?" Lin Dong put the salute on the ground and looked at Min Xianyi with his arms crossed. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoAlthough this girl has been trained to be a little depraved and a little black-bellied, she is still a devout believer, and she commits the disease of the Virgin Mary every now and then, "Isn't there no punishment for liars in the doctrine?" Liu Renna promised that she would not be jealous and would no longer film. But what about the result? ”

"Jealousy is a normal reaction for women. And Renaoni is old and insecure. It's understandable that he wants to develop his career as an actor. "Min Xianyi's virgin's illness really happened again. confronted Lin Donggang and fought hard to exonerate Liu Renna.

"Ugh." Lin Dong let out a long sigh and reached out to caress Min Xianyi's increasingly round face, "I know this is too much to ask. There are not many women who can do it, and there is only one you so far. So you're the little secretary personally. Alas, it's a pity! ”

Min Xianyi's face was flushed, and his little heart was pounding uncontrollably, this should be the first time he has been treated gently since he met Lin Dong, "What is a pity?" ”

"It's a pity that I'm also a layman who pays attention to appearance; What's even more regrettable is that I fattened you, and my appearance is still not enough to look at. "Pinch your face, rub your chest, and do a field trip with your big hands. Lin Dong was a little gloomy, the inner beauty was enough, but the external was still almost.

"Yikes!" Min Xianyi was, and the feeling of heaven to hell. slapped Lin Dong's salty pig hand away, "Don't touch it if you have the ability." Hum! ”

"Huh. I don't know who cried and shouted and begged me to give her a baby. ”

"I won't tell you."

……

Min Xianyi covered his blushing face, rushed into the kitchen, and snatched Dong Ma's cooking work.

"Stinky boy, it's dark, and it's in good spirits." Dong's mother circled around Lin Dong a few times, patting her arms and legs, as if picking pork. "The family has a lot of money, but the eclipse is no more than three meals, and the summer is not more than three feet of sleep. Money is endless, don't work too hard and don't get too tired. ”

"Hmm. I see. "It's good to have family care, but Lin Dong is a little unaccustomed to the change in the old mother's painting style, "Mom, don't scare me, this style of speech seems to have something wrong." ”

"Bang!" The standard brain melon jumped, and then used a two-finger Zen combo, and the familiar Dongma showed her true body, "This is called temperament." It is said on the Internet that Li Juli is picturesque and has a fairy spirit. I'm here to prepare for the meeting, and I won't disgrace you. ”

Lin Dong was frightened by his mother's overbearing hints, "Mom, can you be a little disciplined?" started to say that Xianyi was the best, then Jessica, Xiaosheng, Yarong, and now I want to see Li Juli? ”

"Smack!" Dong's mother slapped Lin Dong's head, "Bastard, it's all your fault!" I was dazzled by the change of exchange. Originally, Jin Yarong was most like Wang Wei and should be the most reliable. Who knew that you were a bastard, and you actually showed affection with a girl on TV and played a marriage game. ”

Lin Dong scratched his head and looked embarrassed, this is indeed his own responsibility.

"Stinky boy, which one is the main one?" Dongma took out her mobile phone, clicked on kakao, and magically added the celebrity public accounts of several girls to her collection.

"I don't even know it myself. I thought that my favorite would be Jin Yarong, but in Africa for half a month, it was Jessica who thought about it the most, and I ......"

"Anyone can do it, but she can't. Your child, my grandson, was killed by her. Dong's mother interrupted Lin Dong's speech and coldly expressed her personal opinion, "Little three, little four, five, six, seven, eight, whatever she wants; But I would never agree with a murderer as your wife. ”

"She's just impulsive, and she's so bothered by this that she's depressed......"

"No more talk. I absolutely disagree. ”

"Mom, it's too much!" Lin Dongniu's temper went up, and he glared at Dongma.

"She went too far first."

"Bang!" Lin Dong slammed the door directly, he couldn't scold him, but the only way to be a son was to run away from home.

**********

Without a single stroke of the ten, the legendary dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has broken out in advance.

Lin Dong felt that he was ridiculous, he didn't cherish it when he had it, and he regretted it when he almost lost it now. Feelings are a wonderful thing, love and hate are entangled, the more serious the injury, the deeper the love, what a.

Leaving the African jungle and returning to the concrete forest, I was still homeless, and I couldn't even find a place to think quietly. Driving a Harley-Davidson motorcycle to the familiar Han River Bridge, all of them are Chinese National Day tour groups.

It's been another year.

I still remember last year's National Day, I went crazy with the "RM" gang, and acted in a play with Park Chulong in Hangang Park, so that the "RM" gang was certified as a genuine girlfriend, which is quite funny to think about. I wonder if the chubby chick is fat or thin now?

"Zebra, zebra, don't you fall asleep......" The mobile phone ringtones that I want to change but haven't changed.

"Hey."

"Are you free?"

"Yes."

"My home."

"10 minutes."

The concise and neat call came from the original singer of "10 Minutes", Lee Hyori.

Men's waves, women's sass; Dry firewood meets fire. It is a great battle that shakes the mountains without words, and the living room, balcony, and bathroom leave traces of battle everywhere; Eventually, he ran out of bullets on the big bed and made a temporary truce.

Hearty, mature body is really capable and dry. After the fierce battle, Lin Dong still held the two high ground where the woman's Q bomb was held, and played with it wantonly, "I just returned to Seoul, and you will make an appointment." Is that what I mean? ”

Lee Hyo-ri half-squinted his eyes, carefully feeling the afterglow of the climax, full and satisfied. "In the stone oppa you say that there is heaven and earth and there is no earth. I suggest that I will be dead and pestering you. ”

"Oh?" Lin Dong shook his head slightly, he was betrayed by Liu Dashen again, "Then what do you think?" ”

"You really have a taste for me, and you're good in every way, especially bad things." Li Xiaoliyu's hand went down Lin Dong's abdominal muscles little by little, until the bird's nest, "Ten years ago, I might have stalked you and got you." Now, am I still eligible? ”

"Ugh." I was not born, I was old, what a sad thing. "While we're still unfamiliar, you'll have a chance to turn back. Find a good man to marry. ”

"Ho-ho-ho." Lee Hyori laughed self-deprecatingly, "We're all together, and you still don't know each other." It seems that I am really unattractive. ”

"Some people fall in love at first sight, and some people never fall in love for a lifetime." Lin Dong rubbed Li Xiaoli's soft meat, "We are friends and friends, and our feelings are not full." I have too many women and don't want to delay......"

Li Xiaoli turned over and rode on Lin Dong, grabbed the Ruyi golden hoop stick that became bigger and bigger, and sat down hard. "Is there a little more reluctant now?"

"Goo." Lin Dong swallowed his saliva shamefully, and hardened a little more. "Don't seduce me. I can't give you anything. ”

"A woman like me doesn't have any extravagant expectations. The man I have my eye on can't be like me. Li Xiaoli and Lin Dong combined, but they didn't make more movements, just lying on him, silently feeling the full satisfaction.

"Don't be too inferior. You're just a little older, and you still look and have a great body. ”

"Huh. But I'm not clean. Li Xiaoli smiled bitterly, without the slightest hint of concealing Lin Dong's meaning, "In our era, everything had to be up to the brokerage company." It's punching and kicking at every turn, and in that case, I say I'm clean, will you believe it? Ha ha. ”

Lin Dong was taken aback, "So dark? ”

"Do you know why Kim Jong Kook put so big muscles?" Lee Hyo-ri asked himself, "It was beaten out." He did something I wanted to do but didn't dare to do. They once tried to escape, and when they were waiting for the plane to escape South Korea, they were caught by the agency and beaten up. ”

"Damn." Lin Dong was stunned, Jin Zhongguo, a [capable person] whose arms were thicker than others' thighs, actually had such a crazy past. "What about you? How do you ......"

Lee Hyo-ri didn't seem to hear it, and continued to talk about Kim Jong Kook's affairs, "Three or five days is a beating, and it is not easy to survive until the contract expires." In the first two years of solo flight, there were still many hooligan ruffians who went to Zhong Guo for trouble. It was not enough to train muscles, so I started to practice boxing for self-preservation. There are also Gary and Ji Sung-joon, etc., a group of singers who rely on their fists to make a living, hahaha, crazy years. ”

The woman was laughing, but Lin Dong didn't feel the slightest joy, and even felt tears wet his shoulders, "It's all over." ”

"yes, it's all gone. Who dares to force it now?! I used a pinhole camera, a miniature recorder, and died with them. The more Lee Hyo-ri thought about it, the more depressed he became, and the louder he cried, "Why? Why was not born ten years later. ”

Lin Dong was speechless, his face was ruined, and his mistake was that he was born in a dark age without the ability to protect himself. Swap to now? It's okay to say willingly, if you are forced, you can really end up with it casually, and pinhole cameras are sold all over the street.

"What more qualifications could I ask for?! I found an ugly ghost who didn't dislike me, but he was disliked by people all over the world. Hahaha. Lee Hyori cried and laughed like a crazy woman, "I am Lee Hyori, invincible Lee Hyori in the world." No need for sympathy! No man can live happily ever after. ”

The crazy woman didn't have the right mouth, and rode on Lin Dong to play with it.

It's another unashamed, irritable, and extremely tragic gut battle.

……

The invincible Li Xiaoli in the world was defeated very badly this time, and he lay on the bed like a dead dog to get angry.

Lin Dong was refreshed, Jiuyang Evil Skill is such an evil sect, "I told you about the girl group last time, how did it go?" ”

"I fancy two groups, one has made his debut on the street, and the other has not debuted. But they don't sell, and they don't even mean to bargain. Li Xiaoli patted Lin Dong a few times irritably, "Because of this matter, I came to you to discuss it as soon as possible." But you move your hands and feet. ”

"Say it as if you don't want to." Lin Dong lit a cigarette and smoked slowly, "Don't be in such a hurry, the matter of the girl group can't be done overnight." ”

"The time has come, and we can't help but hurry. The first half of 2012 is the best opportunity, Girls' Generation is busy with contract renewals, there will be no group activities, and there will not even be a return to the music industry. The market space that has been given up is enough for the new group to take the position. ”

The emperor was not in the court, and the princes jumped out to seize the throne. is full of the sense of déjà vu of the palace fighting drama.

Lin Dong's unreliable memory remembered a little. The 2012 girl group smash brawl is really exciting, the new group debuted and rose on the street. The most dazzling thing is that in the first half of the year, the crown T-Ara dominated the world. Then Girls' Generation completed the contract renewal, and S.M Company no longer had any worries, and a wave of streams sent T-Ara to hell.

"Which group do you like? Let me help you take a look. ”

“apink！ After his debut, his grades were very poor, and he couldn't understand what Hong Sheng had become and not sell? Lee Hyo-ri looked angry.

"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong almost coughed up his lungs, "Hong Shengcheng turned out to be the CEO of JYP, and he has been engaged in entertainment companies for so many years. How can you casually sell the group that just debuted, you must carry it for two years to see if there is any improvement. Let's talk about the one that didn't debut. ”

"AOA, I'm going to debut next year, but if I don't sell it, I'm worried to death."

Lin Dong gasped and was frightened. Li Xiaoli, who is invincible in the world, is really not casually talked, his vision is very poisonous, and his appetite is also very big. Apink and AOA? Only a fool would sell it.

"It's better to be a little less demanding. With a weak team to climb up step by step, you can show Lee Hyori's ability. You tell me? ”

(To be continued.) )