Crocodile Island, there are really crocodiles, and there are quite a few, hidden or visible all over the river. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The program team of about 20 people, divided into five rubber rafts, paddled manually, and quietly moved slowly on this water.

Looking at the crocodile that was less than a meter away from him, Lin Dong was a little dumbfounded. Is this really a variety show? "Survival in the Wilderness" is very awesome, but the host Bei Ye is a real special forces, and he is as relaxed in the wilderness as his own back garden.

And the tall, short, fat and thin people sitting in the same boat are purebred ordinary people. Lin Dong didn't know beforehand, it didn't matter if he was cheated here, but other people already knew?

Because the boat was too small to seat too many people, Lin Dong had to carry the camera and return to his old job, pointing the camera at Jin Bingwan, "Brother, why did you come to Crocodile Island?" The camera turned to the crocodiles densely packed in the water, "If you accidentally fall into the water, I'm afraid you won't even be able to pick up the bones." ”

"Before 'The Law of the Jungle,' I was playing Tarzan of the Apes on another show, the kind that doesn't have safety measures." Jin Bingwan stretched out his hand and fiddled in the water, "Are crocodiles scary?" ”

Lin Dong was speechless, and turned the camera to the tall mixed-race handsome guy, "Brother Vicky, what about you?" Why take the risk. ”

"South Korea has the most expensive imported milk powder in the world, and the third most domestic milk powder in the world."

"What?" Lin Dong was confused, and he couldn't understand what the other party suddenly said about milk powder.

"Oh, you were late for the launch press conference and didn't hear my briefing." Vicky put her thumb in her mouth and made a smack motion, "My daughter is just full moon. ”

Lin Dong shook his head, and was speechless again, the little baby seemed to be quite scary. In particular, South Korea's prices are perverted, and it is not easy to raise children, so it is no wonder that the population has negative growth.

"Liu Tanxi, do you want to buy milk powder too?"

"Hehe, how I hope what you say can come true." Liu Tan patted his round face, and pulled his belly like a lifebuoy, "But I don't seem to be able to support myself, am I qualified to get married and have children?" ”

It's a heavy topic, Lin Dong didn't know how to continue.

Liu Tan paddled the oars a few times under the camera, "Coming to "Law of the Jungle" not only has a performance fee, but also can lose weight, killing two birds with one stone." ”

Poor and cute fat man, when Lin Dong was about to give him another close-up, the camera was held by Huang Guangxi with both hands and turned to Huang Guangxi.

"Anne Ace! I am Huang Guangxi, the son of the empire, and this time I participated in "The Law of the Jungle", mainly to present another side of me to the audience and fans. Passion and challenge, jungle, I'm coming. ”

Lin Dong is full of black lines, this seems to be the line that Brother Dong said, why was it stolen. And what everyone else says is real people and real things, only this vase idol has a lot of things to do, and it's empty-headed.

"Lin Dong, what about you?"

"I was tricked? Do you believe it? Lin Dong shook his head, "I don't believe it myself, but that's the way it is." ”

"Smack!" turned off the camera, and Lin Dong was a little blocked. This boat, no, these boats are full of negative energy. The newcomer who has never met Huaicai, the old ghost who has wasted his years, and the death of a difficult life is on the street. It's a complete league of losers.

"Loser, alone, reckless coward

Badass of bad conduct, you in the mirror

Just-a-loser, a stupid man with only wounds left

Filthy garbage, me in the mirror

Truth be told, the world has never been a match for me

……

I don't know when it started

I look at the earth more than I look up at the sky

Sometimes I want to let go of everything, i-want-to-say-goodbye

……

i’m-a-loser”

"I don't think I've ever heard this song before."

"'Loser,' the song I wrote recently." Lin Dong put down the camera and didn't shoot himself, purely because he was feeling. As for the VJs on other ships slamming at Dongge, it's not about Dongge.

"The loser will become a winner one day, and there will be times when the sling silk counterattacks." Jin Bingwan said with emotion, his eyes full of fighting intent.

"Let's go."

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After passing through the river without danger, the program team came to the legendary Crocodile Island.

"Ahh Huang Guangxi screamed in shock, like a girl who had been violated, "Snake! Snake! There are snakes in the sand! ”

Jin Bingwan didn't think about it, he pulled out his machete and rushed forward, quite brave. But the snake was burrowing in the sand, and it couldn't catch it at all, and it couldn't cut it. Not even a true face was revealed.

"This Ma Wei is really ruthless. It's not even safe underground. Lin Dong looked bitter and felt that his life was threatened. Everyone wore long pants, except for Dongko's shorts and shorts, and there was not a pair of socks.

Everyone shook their heads and smiled bitterly, seven days, they will stay here for seven days. There was no water, no food, not even a place to sleep.

"Well, let's get a safe place to sleep first." Kim Byung-wan, as the main MC, was the first to express his opinion.

Ricky had a different idea, "I think it's better to solve the problem of eating first, otherwise I won't have the strength to work." ”

The youngest Huang Guangxi also jumped out and angrily brushed his sense of existence, "Water, the most important thing is water that can be drunk." ”

Crocodiles are not scary, snakes are not scary, the scariest thing is the human heart. A squad of only five people had several different opinions.

Lin Dong didn't bother to pay attention to these losers, and picked up the machete on the ground, "You guys discuss slowly, I'll go and see the topography of this island first." ”

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A deserted island full of unknown plants; Vipers haunt in the trees, in the grass, and even in the sand; Giant animal bones are completely unclear; Chunks of animal feces tell that there are not only Lin Dong and them on the island. Opportunities and risks exist at the same time, and everything is waiting for Lin Dong to explore.

"Yes!" The nth time the skin was cut by a long thorny branch, Lin Dong's hands and feet were covered with bloodshots, and the sweat made by the 40-degree heat left on the wound, which was itchy and painful.

"Li PD, do you think we can get through these seven days safely?"

Li Zhiyuan was always idle, following behind Lin Dong and watching him shoot. "I visited in July and stayed in a tent for one night. It doesn't matter if you can make it to seven days. "The Law of the Jungle" is not a sport, and it does not seek to succeed every time. ”

Lin Dongpestle froze in place, thinking about Li Zhiyuan's words, "You did it on purpose?" Tortured the host to death in the first episode? ”

"No, no, no," Li PD shook his index finger, "no one will die, that's for sure." We had a doctor on board, a local guide, and even three AK47s, which were safe. ”

"Count you ruthless." This land is really lawless, AK47, controlled knives, etc. are casually held in the hand, and even people's hearts become wild. Lin Dong cut down the small tree blocking the road into two sections, "Let's make a bet?" Do you dare? ”

"Please." Li Zhiyuan had heard about Lin Dong for a long time. The ratings of all the programs in which Lin Dong participated are higher than usual, and it can be said that it is accidental once or twice, but "Happy-Toghter" and "RM" have suddenly increased their ratings like this several times, proving that Lin Dong's performance is loved by the audience.

"If we can make it out of Crocodile Island for seven days, how about the next time I have a female guest in Law of the Jungle?"

"Is there a next issue that I don't know yet? If the trial broadcast effect is not good, the program group will be disbanded on the spot. Li Zhiyuan shook his head and sighed, the Korean variety show circle is so cruel.

"Huh." Lin Dong couldn't stand up straight with a smile, "Don't joke, Korean audiences like to watch the host being abused." You picked Crocodile Island because you wanted to abuse the ratings of celebrity Bo. ”

"It's just a coincidence." Li Zhiyuan flatly denied it.

Lin Dong shook his head, there is really no one who can mix in the total PD position in the Korean entertainment industry is simple, "Whether it's a coincidence, or deliberate." To bet or not to bet? ”

"Bet! What if you lose? ”

"No way. Even if I die, I will die on Crocodile Island. Lin Dong was unprecedentedly serious, and the "I Knot" pickling girl plan turned into a soup plan, and the cooked duck down flew away. If you take her to "Law of the Jungle" next time, it will be difficult to fly with wings! Wow, Lin Dong praised his wit. "If it doesn't last for seven days, you will be on call in the future, and you don't need a performance fee!"

"Deal!" Li Zhiyuan is full of confidence, and no one knows the horror of Crocodile Island better than him.

VJ's footage faithfully records this strange bet.

(To be continued.) )