Chapter 3 What does the word beautiful have to do with you?
Half an hour later
Yu Dongling changed into a simple casual dress, where was there still a little worry, lying on the sofa with her legs crossed and looking at the "curious baby" Xi Yuanbai, she didn't know what she was thinking, and there was a hint of a sly smile on the corner of her mouth.
"IT'S THE IPAD, YOU CAN GO ONLINE AND LOOK UP WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW......"
"Internet access means that you can use the Internet to check out what you want......"
"It's a television, it's a way to use electricity to transmit visual images of activity in real time......"
"This is a refrigerator, a refrigeration equipment that keeps a constant low temperature, and a civilian product that keeps food or other items in a constant low temperature and cold state......"
"This is a natural gas stove, which refers to a kitchen appliance that is heated by direct fire with gaseous fuels such as liquefied petroleum gas, artificial gas, and natural gas......"
"You can control the laws of virtuality, thunder and lightning, light, flame, and even space?"
In just half an hour, Yu Dongling only taught Xi Yuanbai to use Baidu Encyclopedia, and then Xi Yuanbai began a crazy journey of knowledge.
Although Xi Yuanbai had only spied the tip of the iceberg of civilization here, he was already deeply shocked, and it was a bit incredible that he found that the mortals here had mastered abilities that only gods could master.
However, everything is realized with the help of external objects, and the cart is turned upside down, and human beings themselves are still small and fragile.
"Dear, are you really an alien?" Yu Dongling saw that Xi Yuanbai hadn't even looked at himself for half an hour, except for asking himself some academic questions, and his heart was itching like being scratched by a cat, as if he had discovered a new continent, is there really anyone in this country who doesn't know him?
In addition, Yu Dongling has confirmed that all possible passages into the room, such as doors and windows, are completely sealed, unless Xi Yuanbai is hiding in the room in advance, it is impossible to enter, but he has lived here for three days, and the whole suite is so big, it is impossible to hide such a conspicuous handsome guy, so Yu Dongling actually has a loss to believe that this Xi Yuanbai is really possible, maybe Mabye came from the sky, of course, this is absolutely impossible.
"Aliens?" Xi Yuanbai quickly searched Baidu Encyclopedia, "Aliens are the collective name of human beings for humanoid life outside the earth......"
"According to your definition of an alien, I am half an alien, because my mother said that 'post-Saturn', which is what you call 'Earth', is our ancestral land, but I was born in chaos and has no roots and no source, so it cannot be regarded as a life on post-Saturn." After reading the information, Xi Yuanbai replied simply, "However, I have seen a lot of 'aliens', and the mortals on your earth are the closest to our appearance. ”
Yu Dongling found that Xi Yuanbai had a very cute feature, that is, no matter what you asked, he would "fool" you at a glance, and say it as if it were true.
"So do you think I'm the prettiest 'alien' you've ever seen?" Yu Dongling asked, suddenly remembering the previous scene, and couldn't help blushing slightly, adding a little temptation.
When Xi Yuanbai heard this, he turned his head and looked at Yu Dongling a little formally, and said seriously: "You are not even a maid in Yaochi, what does the word beautiful have to do with you?" And in terms of figure, it is also a fledgling, and there is nothing to see at all! ”
"......" Yu Dongling heard this, and suddenly bounced up from the sofa, as if there was a fire burning in his chest, recalling the scene of being naked just now, his pretty face was flushed, and he couldn't wait to rush forward to bite Xi Yuanbai, this sentence is simply too hurtful to his self-esteem, beauty is one of his biggest capitals, I don't know how many brain-dead fans he has captured for himself, no, he is a die-hard fan!
"It seems that the mood and temperament are also subordinate assets, the appearance is just a pair of skins, flashy, passing by the clouds, a hundred years later, return to the loess, there is no need to care, if you are sincere to the Tao, inherit my Tao, and return to the Purple Cloud Realm with me in the future, I can give you a spiritual body, do whatever you want, and transform into tens of millions of ......" Xi Yuanbai continued to bewitch Yu Dongling, and said in his heart: If you can accept the other party as a believer, you can save yourself a lot of trouble.
"Smack!" Before Xi Yuanbai's voice fell, a "pink hidden weapon" flew in, Xi Yuanbai reacted very quickly, grabbed it in his hand, and fixed his eyes to see that it was a pink slipper.
"Death Stick! Stinky liar! Big flicker! Hurry up and get out of here, or Grandma Ben will call the police! Yu Dongling was very angry.
Xi Yuanbai frowned, sniffed the slippers, and found that there was nothing wrong, and said secretly in his heart: Previously, my mother said that the people in this world had abandoned the way of worship, and the fire was difficult to ignite, and it seemed that the actual situation was even stricter than what my mother said, and the people in this world seemed to be very resistant to the way of worship, and as soon as he mentioned things like Taoist inheritance, he immediately felt disgusted.
When Xi Yuanbai thought of this, he couldn't help but feel melancholy, now that his mana is gone, and mortals are very repulsive to the way of worship, how can he inherit my way?
Yu Dongling saw Xi Yuanbai sniffing his slippers that he threw over, and then looked expressionless in a daze, it looked like those deranged psychopathic killers in some movies, Yu Dongling suddenly regretted very much that he didn't call the police when he went to the bedroom to change clothes just now, and fantasized about the bloody episode of meeting Prince Charming in some movies, and had some strange love with this mysterious handsome guy......
Xi Yuanbai didn't know that the little girl in front of him had so many strange thoughts in her head, he was just quietly thinking about his "divine life", and there was a strange silence in the suite.
"Click!" At that moment, the door suddenly opened.
"Little Ni baby, I'm back!" A woman's voice brought the two of them back to their senses.
"Shiye!" Yu Dongling's thoughts suddenly flew away and disappeared, and she came to life all of a sudden, ran to the door barefoot, and hugged the other party, a short-haired woman who looked very capable, "I'm so scared!" ”
Ye Lishi, 42 years old, is the gold medal agent of Tianya Media, and is known as "Poet" in the rivers and lakes.
"Huh?" The suite has one living room and two rooms, and Ye Lishi saw Xi Yuanbai standing in the living room at a glance, and Xi Yuanbai also looked at this "outsider" who suddenly broke in.
"Who are you?" Ye Lishi and Xi Yuanbai's tones are the same, with a parental tone.
"Hehe, I'm Xiao Ni's agent!" Ye Lishi protected Yu Dongling behind her and stepped forward to ask.
"Who is Xiao Ni? The deity is the son of Nuwa Fuxi's 'Tianyuan Zun', and Xi Yuanbai is also! Xi Yuanbai replied simply, Ye Lishi looked very ordinary, and there was not much willpower on his body, so Xi Yuanbai was not very interested.
When Ye Lishi heard this, she glanced at Yu Dongling, quietly pinched Yu Dongling's waist, and asked about the situation in code, blinking her left eye to represent a bad person, and blinking her right eye to represent a good person.
Yu Dongling understood, first blinked his left eye, then blinked his right eye, then shook his head, and blinked his eyes again.
Seeing this, Ye Lishi was also confused, who was this strange man? How did you get in? The bodyguard at the door is not for idle meals, it is impossible to let a strange man in, and it seems that he did not break in by force, then the only possibility is that Yu Dongling let him in, but if this is the case, how can the other party not even know Yu Dongling's nickname, and even if Yu Dongling lets him in, the bodyguard will notify him as soon as possible......
However, this kid is so handsome, is he Xiao Ni's underground lover!? It's impossible, Xiao Ni doesn't look familiar with him......
Ye Lishi's keen brain began to quickly analyze and reason, guessing Xi Yuanbai's true identity!