Chapter 2 If you look so handsome, you shouldn't be a bad person!
Jiuding Hotel, the only six-star hotel in Chenglun City.
22-103 top suite, the 45-inch LCD TV in the living room is playing a lingering MV, melodious ethereal music, 360-degree surround sound, light and shadow flow, is not wonderful.
"Bang la-la-" There was a sound of water in the bathroom, and a vague figure was printed behind the angular glass, and it was a woman.
"Click, click." Suddenly, there was a murmur of music, the holographic projection became intermittent, the light and shadow flickered, and the tea set in the living room vibrated slightly, as if something strange was about to happen.
"Bang!" With a muffled sound, the woman in the bathroom immediately turned off the shower and quietly opened the bath door, revealing a pair of delicate and smart eyes, "Shiye?" ”
But the living room didn't react at all, and the big eyes turned around twice and closed the bathroom door.
After another moment, the bathroom door opened, and a delicate girl wrapped in a pink bath towel walked out, looking seventeen or eighteen years old, her delicate and small facial features were natural, and her smart eyes exuded a soul-like charm, which made people instantly fascinated, this is Yu Dongling, who is known as the "national goblin".
Yu Dongling cautiously looked at the living room, and after finding that there was no strange feeling, he pouted, "What a broken hotel, taking a bath is not at ease, why hasn't the poet come back, the baby is so bitter, but the baby doesn't say~"
"Who's the baby?" Suddenly, a curious voice came from behind Yu Dongling.
Yu Dongling turned around, only to see a cloud of white light floating in the air-
"Ahh
The sound went on for a long, long, long time......
"Can you put on your clothes? I'm not used to your customs. The white light gradually faded, and a handsome man gradually became clear, looking at the naked Yu Dongling frowned, and said in a disgusted tone.
"Ahh......h
"Are you a human or a ghost? Where are you from? What do you want? How did you get in here? You're not here to kill me, are you? I don't have any money, my money is all in Shiye's. Yu Dongling held the bath towel firmly, panicked, and spoke a little incoherently.
"Girl, don't panic, I am a god, from the 'Purple Cloud Realm', but the son of the god Nuwa Fuxi' Tianyuan Zunshang, 'Xi Yuanbai' is also, this trip is only to preach and teach and inherit the torch!" The man was Xi Yuanbai, who had just "descended to earth", and while speaking, Xi Yuanbai suddenly stretched out his right index finger and lightly tapped it on Yu Dongling's forehead, and then continued to speak, "Girl, I see that you are amazed by your bones, talented, innate body, and acquired wishes, you are a genius who cultivates immortals and becomes gods, are you willing to follow the deity, inherit my way, and obtain eternal life?" ”
Xi Yuanbai showed a smile that he thought was the most sincere, and his head emitted a halo, and he was alive and well, no, the standard appearance of the gods, Xi Yuanbai could use such means to capture many ignorant believers.
Yu Dongling was pointed at by Xi Yuanbai, the whole person was confused, there was a drunken feeling of dizziness, hearing Xi Yuanbai's voice was very comfortable, Xi Yuanbai's temperament was also very high, and he felt that the whole person was about to be captured, but if you listen carefully, what he said is too unprofessional, is it embarrassing to use such a low-level deception to deceive Miss Ben?
"Smack!" Yu Dongling slapped Xi Yuanbai's fingers away, and his head was still a little dizzy, "What kind of medicine did you give me?" ”
Yu Dongling suddenly understood, the reason why she saw such a strange scene just now must be because of the medicine. The reason for things.
"Huh? How could it fail? Xi Yuanbai was stunned, he didn't expect this little girl to be able to ignore her own soul attraction technique.
Xi Yuanbai watched the light of the "Seven Star Yue Spirit" in his hand gradually dim, blending into his arm, turning into a mysterious texture, like a dragon and not a dragon, very exquisite, however, the spiritual power in it has been exhausted, and it takes a month to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon before it can be used again.
As for why he chose this girl, Xi Yuanbai looked around the entire post-Saturn, the appearance of mortals here is the closest to himself, and in this area, the desire entangled in this woman's body is the most amazing, tens of millions, and the youngest, only seventeen or eighteen years old, so Xi Yuanbai wants to get her "magic trick" of attracting desire from her.
Yu Dongling saw that Xi Yuanbai didn't react for a long time, but looked at his arm with a stunned face, and couldn't help but feel a little relieved, after careful inspection, Yu Dongling found that this person was simply a little handsome, wearing a white dress, with long hair and waist, looking like a character in a costume drama, and said in his heart: He looks so handsome, he shouldn't be a bad person.
"Dear, you shouldn't have been drunk and gone to the wrong room, right?" Yu Dongling suddenly remembered some idol versions, and couldn't help asking, although Yu Dongling is known as the "national goblin", debuted at the age of fifteen, and is now already popular, but she usually doesn't have any contact with men at all, in fact, she has always had a heart!
"The body of the deity is 'Tianyuan Puyu', and it is inviolable to all poisons, how can it be drunk?" Hearing this, Xi Yuanbai frowned, turned his gaze to Yu Dongling, then looked at the suite, and asked, "However, the deity has just arrived, and I don't know much about the customs and people in this place, are you willing to be my believer and take the deity?" ”
Xi Yuanbai is now completely lost, and his spirituality is also suppressed, except for preserving a few innate characteristics, he is no different from ordinary people, so there is no way to read other people's memories and quickly obtain information.
"You mean I want to be your guide?" Yu Dongling automatically ignored Xi Yuanbai's other inexplicable words, and then continued to ask, "Don't you know me?" ”
Yu Dongling thinks that Xi Yuanbai is either pretending to be mysterious to please himself, or he is a real psychopath, and secretly ran into his room in the middle of the night to go crazy, of course, Yu Dongling believes that it is the former, he has met this kind of fan over the years, of course, it is the first time that he is so handsome.
"Mortal ants, like mayflies, turn into loess in a hundred years, how can they be the eyes of the deity?" Xi Yuanbai let out a disdainful voice, "However, if you are willing to be my believer and inherit my way, the deity can give the Dharma name, break away from all sentient beings, and rank in the immortal class." ”
"......" Yu Dongling heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he silently rolled his eyes in his heart, this guy is really too deep into the play.
"Your Excellency Tianyuan, right?" Yu Dongling remembered the name this guy gave him.
Xi Yuanbai nodded.
"Well, if you're a god, show me a miracle, eh...... How about standing still for five minutes? Like Professor Du! The corners of Yu Dongling's mouth raised, but he said vividly, although Xi Yuanbai can obviously eat with his face, there is no guarantee that it will not be a change. State.
"Time and space stand still...... It belongs to the top rules, and it needs to be a true god level to cast! Xi Yuanbai frowned, and said in his heart: The requirements of mortals here are so high, they actually need a true god-level miracle to satisfy her?
"Then let's make something simpler, and I should be able to create a few small fireballs out of thin air." Yu Dongling pouted and continued.
"Yes! However, now my cultivation is suppressed by the formation, and I can only cast spells with the help of the Seven Star Yue Spirit, and the Seven Star Yue Spirit needs to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and I can only cast it once a month, I have used the soul attraction technique just now to exhaust its power, and I need to use it again next month! Xi Yuanbai replied truthfully.
“…… Serious nonsense! Yu Dongling saw that Xi Yuan replied in a serious way, and muttered in a low voice.
"Are you questioning the words of the deity?" Xi Yuanbai's eyes froze, and his ear power was far beyond the reach of people, so he could naturally hear Yu Dongling's words.
"No, no, no!" Yu Dongling was frightened, for fear that Xi Yuanbai would make some drastic moves, and then explained, "In this case, why don't you come to me again after a month, and if it is really as you said, how about I learn those immortal spells from you?" ”
"Yes! However, now I am only **mortal, and there is no cave mansion immortal palace in this world, so I will live with you temporarily, and by the way, I will understand the local customs and people, what ancient books can you record the information of this world here? After Xi Yuanbai finished speaking, he was very curious about the things in the room and began to look around.
"......" Yu Dongling was speechless for a while when he heard this, and then looked at Xi Yuanbai curiously looking at these commonplace things, and said in his heart: This guy can't really be a neurotic, I heard that some neuropaths will fantasize about themselves as characters in some movies and novels.