At night.

Eleven.

Beijing TV, "Post-90s Tonight" is on the air!

Internet, newspapers, forums, post bars, several days of publicity, the exclusive title of Weilong spicy strips, the new generation of shouting that the microphone master is "overwhelmed" with songs to criticize, and countless women's forums respect "Professor Wang".

As a result, many people are interested in turning on the TV or computer!

Most of them are women, after all, "the natural enemy of men, the gospel of women", this gimmick is too much!

Finally, it's time to begin!

The lights flickered, and the camera was cast obliquely on a high platform in a corner, and a direct African friend was skillfully DJing, and then, pointing to the camera, in half-baked Chinese, shouted, "Please host of "Tonight's Post-90s" - Wang Qiang!" ”

Everyone in the audience stood up, applauded, cheered, and screamed!

"Smack!"

Shots rang out, and then all the lights went out!

What the hell is this?

Can anyone sue me for what kind of routine this is?

This little setting is a sight to behold!

Half a minute later, the lights of the audience were back to light!

I saw Wang Qiang wearing a brown suit, black leather shoes, holding a hand card, and already standing on the stage with a smile on his face!

"Hello everyone, I'm ...... Wang Qiang! ”

There was another cheer from the audience.

Wang Qiang retracted his smiling face, wiped the sweat on his head, and said with palpitations, "It's too dangerous just now!" You don't know! Because last week's ratings were so poor, the show didn't meet the expected standards, and the boss was ready to shoot me! ”

"Thanks to my cleverness, as soon as the electric switch is pulled, I will pull Lai Bao over as a meat shield!" Wang Qiang said quite arrogantly, as if he was praising his IQ!

I saw that the "door" of the exit area was opened, and Lu Feiyang slowly crawled to the center of the stage with Energizer Preservation Grace! Occasionally, I rolled a few times, leaving a "blood" all the way!

"Lai Bao? How did you get up? Go down! Don't scare the audience, what about the security? Security ......"

"Lai Bao" crawled over with difficulty, grabbed Wang Qiang's foot and neck with one hand, raised his head, and looked at the other party with hopeful eyes, "Quick, send me to a prostitute. Courtyard! ”

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed and was overjoyed!

Most of the people in front of the screen are also smiling, and this show seems to be a little interesting.

"What about the security guards? Hurry up and pull him down! Wang Qiang said.

After a while, two slightly drunk, disheveled security guards walked up.

I saw two people, holding big white steamed buns, wiping the "blood" on the ground.

"What are you doing?" Wang Qiang asked suspiciously.

"Don't waste ketchup, we can add another dish by the way!"

"Uh, I remember you didn't advance a month's salary and buy a bunch of pigs' trotters?"

The two security guards didn't speak, their eyes drifting to someone in the audience.

The camera swings along.

Gu Yanwu immediately hid the things in his hand, and stared at the script with a stern face, but his greasy hands and his mouth were full of greasy stains......

Wang Qiang said in a long tone, "Let me introduce to you, this is the director of our "Post-90s Tonight", Comrade Gu Yanwu!" The long guns and short cannons are all on the front, give our director a close-up! Exploiting his power and oppressing ...... That who, forcibly accepting gifts, can't be tolerated! No wonder a few people sitting next to the director just now swallowed saliva, I thought I looked like some kind of snack. Cameras, to our respectable and lovely directors, each with a big close-up! ”

Countless people lying in front of the TV are so happy, it's so funny!

In particular, Wang Qiang's small eyes, as well as the tone of voice that wants to speak and stop, tangled, embarrassed, ashamed and companion, and all kinds of expressions mixed together, can almost be made into an emoji!

It instantly touched their laughter!

Is this a talk show?

Looks good!

Countless people have expectations in their hearts! It's so funny at the beginning, but what about the end? Especially the finale "A Man's Lies"!

……

Jingcheng TV.

Number jù monitoring room.

The monitoring room is not too big, there are more than ten computers, five or six people staring at the computers for hours, their faces are solemn, the silence is terrible, and the atmosphere is very depressing.

Behind a few people, Chief Lu was drinking strong tea, his eyes staring at the number of fluctuations! There are also deputy directors Tong De and Xu Haoqian sitting next to him, and the three of them are the real power figures of Beijing Satellite TV!

"How about counting jù now?" Xu Haoqian's Qi cultivation kung fu still didn't reach home after all, and asked impatiently.

"It broke 1 in three minutes after the broadcast!" One person's tone was full of joy.

Xu Haoqian's face was ugly, and he muttered, "What can the number jù at the beginning say, but those recent advertisements have attracted the audience, so it's okay to say if you can stay." ”

"Break 1 at the beginning! This is rare! Although the upward momentum is very slow, it has not fallen, the curve has always been on the image, I estimate that our TV station will erect a pillar again! Tong De retorted with a smile.

Director Lu smiled and said nothing, he couldn't accept the old man, he was sleepy, and he could only use strong tea to sober up.

……

Time flies!

The first quarter had just ended, and the second had begun......

Liu Shiyu came to the stage, the same music, the same words, "Hello everyone! Here's a show where you don't want me to say I have to! It's a show that you don't regret watching it, but regret it even more after watching it! This is "Men's Lies"! ”

Before she finished her lines, the audience shouted excitedly, "Professor Wang! Professor Wang! ”

The uniform voice was almost overshadowed by her!

After everyone calmed down, she continued, "Today, our program team once again risked death to invite Professor Wang Qiangqiang, who has been focusing on the study of men's lies for 30 years. Let us applaud now: the public enemy of men, the gospel of women - Professor Wang, appear! ”

"Professor Wang! Professor Wang! Countless female audiences, who have changed their ladylike atmosphere in the past, were clearly captured by the camera when they were screaming with all their might!

Of course, the indignant boyfriend next to them was also photographed.

"Professor Wang" can be regarded as coming out after a long time, sitting on the stage sneakily, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he threw out an amazing theory, "Men are ...... Beast PLUS! ”

A live video site in cooperation with Beijing TV, barrages of various colors, swiping the screen!

"Haha! Beast Plus! ”

"I'm laughing to death! I've only heard of banana plus......"

"He's going to go all the way to the end on the black man's road, and he won't look back!"

"Visually, Professor Wang is bent!"

"Agree with the view from upstairs!" "Love" is deep, and responsibility is earnest! ”

"Poof! Just a special phone unlock was made by him so many twists and turns! ”

"Brothers, don't talk about it...... I'll reset the lock first...... Go straight and don't take detours! ”

"Hold the grass! I was more and more frightened when I watched it! ”

"Ambiguous relationship mobile phone number camouflage 10086? What a life experience this Nima has! ”

"Strongly build yì, all Chinese men donate 1 yuan each! Please kill "Professor Wang" by the killer! If he doesn't die, we will die! He is the enemy of all Chinese men! ”

"Who's to say it isn't!"

"Don't brag. Forced! Hasn't the financial power of the family always been in the hands of the daughter-in-law? ”

"1 buck? I'm going to be jealous now, even if I have 2 cents left, my wife will go over with me! ”

"Yes! In the past, if it was less than 1 yuan, my daughter-in-law generously let me take my pocket money! Right now...... My wife gave me a bus card, a company meal card, no smoking, no drinking, even if I invite someone to dinner, I have to take the receipt back, and she will go to the detailed location to check......"

"What's that? I'm picking up 1 cent on the road now, and I have to hand it over to my wife! ”

Accompanied by countless sufferings. The Forced People's Complaints, Section 2...... Come to an end!

……

The number jù monitoring room is a mess!

Director Lu looked at the number of jù too excited, the old problem was committed!

Everyone is hurriedly pouring medicine on Director Lu!

"Just ...... 数jù...... Am I dazzled? Director Lu asked asthma.

"No ......"

"Director, you read that right, it's 2.3%! is 0.1 percentage points higher than the ratings of the first season finals of Haoqian's "Huayin Huale"! ”

"Now...... What about the number jù? ”

"Climb higher and higher, breaking 2.5%!"

"Ga ......"

Surrounded by a huge surprise, Director Lu completely fainted!

This is the second issue of "Post-90s Tonight"!

It's so easy to add a happy break 2!?

Even if you have to calibrate and check the transmission ratio before using the monitoring room machine every time, everyone still looks skeptical about life.

After all, this number is too powerful!

In addition to CCTV, any local TV station can make them ashamed!

Some of their programs, even the last episode, can't break 2, there is a lot of storage!

The second period broke 2 and reached 2.5? Is there an upward trend?!

This...... No one dares to believe it!

The only thing I'm afraid of now is that Wang Qiang will be poached by other TV stations!

When Director Lu was carried into the ambulance, he suddenly "returned to the light", supported his body and said, "Sue Wang Qiang, Beijing TV will not treat the heroes badly!" ”

Then, the car drove to the hospital!

PS: I just got off the train, slept for a while, and immediately got up to code words. There is something to do tomorrow, and from the day after tomorrow, two more guarantees a day!

Thanks, Alkad, tip!