Time flies.

In the midst of a quarrel on the Internet, after a burst of laughter in front of the TV.

The second issue of "Tonight's Post-90s" has finally come to an end!

"This program is specially titled and broadcast by Weilong Spicy Tiao "Post-90s Tonight", thank you for your company, it's good to have you this night, I wish you a happy night, thank you!" Wang Qiang bowed deeply 90 degrees!

The audience spontaneously stood up and applauded!

As is customary, the show should start showing tidbits!

However, the unexpected is ......

On the right are still the names of all the behind-the-scenes workers involved in the filming of the show, directors, hosts, actors, lights, sound effects, post-production, etc.!

But what is on the left is not a flower, but a short video, which can be seen as a small easter egg.

"Hey! Hello everyone, I'm Dandan! Liu Zhengzheng said with squinted eyes.

As soon as the camera turned, Dandan and Wang Qiang, the two of them sat next to each other at the conference table.

Dan Dan casually rolled the manuscript paper into a microphone shape, pestled it to Wang Qiang's mouth, and asked, "Brother Qiang, I heard that there was a singer who shouted microphone recently, and used a song "Women" to attack the role of "Professor Wang" you played, what do you want to say about this kind of thing?" ”

Wang Qiang seemed to be fascinated by his mobile phone, and he didn't hear what the problem was, but his mouth was very consciously leaned to the "microphone" and spit out the melon seed skin directly into it.

Dandan's hand shook, and he said with a dry smile, "Brother Qiang, you don't have anything to say?" ”

Wang Qiang was still looking at his mobile phone with joy, and his shoulders trembled when he laughed.

Dan Dan was bold, stretched his head over to look, and said, "Brother Qiang, are you actually looking at our official micro-provocation number JW90H?" Isn't there a lot of funny jokes on it, a lot of funny videos, and occasionally "welfare", and there are also previous videos of our show? I think the only advantage of our micro provocation is that we can chat with, you, the handsome me, the handsome Lai Bao, and adding a micro provocation is equivalent to finding three people to chat with all day! Who else but the micro-provocation number JW90H!? ”

Patient people will always be lucky.

People who didn't turn off the video screen for the first time laughed again!

Tears are pouring out!

Nima! Is there still such a propaganda on the Micro Provocation? Long posture too!

Handsome me, handsome Lai Bao! It's just nothing to do with you!

Poof!

I don't know how many people laughed and smoked!

Many people are smiling and opening the micro-provocation, clicking to add, looking at the jokes, looking for "benefits", the key is to have in-depth exchanges with "Professor Wang"! Really good!

"What the hell are you going to say, hurry! I'm also going to tease, oh no, and communicate with female fans about men's cheating experiences! Wang Qiang asked impatiently.

Dandan immediately returned to the topic and said, "Recently, there has been a song on the Internet called "Women, Listen Well", what do you think of Tianyou's move? ”

Wang Qiang suddenly clenched his fists, his eyes revealing a fierce light.

Dandan pointed to the camera beside him fearfully, and said with a trembling body, "Brother Qiang, I have thousands of viewers watching here, you can't do something wrong because you are angry!" The laws in our country are still quite strict! ”

Wang Qiang stopped his movements and sat back down!

But he scratched his ears and cheeks, bit his fingers, rubbed his hair, and didn't seem to know what to say, looking at Dandan's smug appearance, his brows furrowed slightly.

"Huh? Lai Bao? What are you doing here? Wang Qiang suddenly pointed behind the ball, and asked with a smile that raised the corners of his mouth.

Dandan immediately turned around and said, "Lai Bao, me and Brother Qiang ......"

The little eyes scanned a few more laps, how could there be a treasure? When I was about to go back and ask Brother Qiang......

Syllable! There was a crunch.

The picture suddenly went black!

There are a few words in the upper right corner of the screen: "The following is Dandan, a classmate, who secretly recorded it with a tape recorder at the risk of death!" ”

Syllable!

Yes!

Smack!

Ahh

Bang Bang Bang!

Ahhh

Listening to the sound of such a strong sense of rhythm and such a ** voice, countless male compatriots chrysanthemums tightened! The otaku rotten girl has been replayed many times, and even worse, it has directly become a ringtone......

"You actually came here and looked for me? You're amazing! ”

"Honestly, are you the other party's undercover agent!"

"You actually asked me such an embarrassing question, and brought a cameraman!"

"Sue sù what a heavenly right, I have the ability, I'm making a song like this!"

"I don't know if I'm calling Master Maizu? In front of me, is he qualified to be arrogant? ”

There was another crackling and beating sound.

Three meaningful words appear in the video!

Balls, crushed!

The picture freezes for a moment, and the special acknowledgment next to it just goes to the last line!

The second issue of "Post-90s Tonight" has officially come to an end!

Wang Qiang was finally relieved!

Whether it's editing or subtitles, there is no mistake in saving zài, so I turned off the computer with a smile! I'm just waiting to go to the TV station tomorrow to watch the number of jù!

The mobile phone buzzed, and Wang Qiang smiled when he picked it up.

When he is bored these days, he always chats with "Heart Like a Desert Island", and the weird thing is that every time he talks to each other, there is a reply within a minute.

After chatting for several days, the relationship between the two has become more and more familiar!

Thereupon......

Three watches in the middle of the night, looking up at the moon, quite hungry and thirsty!

"Sister, people want to see Guo Zhaozhao! / Pitiful" Wang Qiang is shameless and cute.

"Cut! Is a girl's body casually shown to others? ”

"Really? Let's make sure of a relationship! For example, online dating, okay? Wang Qiangtian asked shamelessly.

"You...... Is it sincere? The other party seemed quite surprised.

"Yes! Yes! I swear by the discipline of my master of the Chinese Department of Jingjing University! I'm serious! ”

Those who are familiar with Wang Qiang know that oh no, even the "big sword" knows that this product, how can there be a festival!

is also a special scholar, if there is really a "god of discipline" in the world, he will definitely say to Wang Qiang: Why do you think that I don't know you if you wear a vest? !

"That'...... All right! ”

Wang Qiang's eyes widened, staring at his phone!

There seemed to be a herd of alpacas running around inside him!

O conscience of heaven and earth!

He's just looking for the fruit photos and having fun!

This series of nonsense, how can anyone really believe it? What about saying she's pure? Or stupid?

Online Dating ......

Wang Qiang is still a little shy!

"Wife, I want to see the fruit photos!" One second is emotional, the next moment is ecstasy, God opens his eyes, let us encounter this kind of "silly sweet white", if we don't start, wouldn't we be sorry for God's heart?

"My name is Yulu, what's your name?"

Wang Qiang sweated a handful and was about to start online dating, but he didn't know the other party's name yet!

"My name is Wang Gonggong!" Wang Qiang turned his head and replied.

"Princess? What a nice name you have! Hee-hee! ”

Hold the grass! The city will play!

Wang Qiang: "Empress Lulu, I want to see the fruit photos!" ”

Yulu: "Xueba's husband, let's ask for three chapters of the law!" ”

Wang Qiang: "Wife, you say!" ”

Yulu: "First of all, in real life, you can't disturb each other!" Secondly, you have to spoil me and love me all the time, you can't flirt with others, and when I'm angry, you have to comfort me; When I cry, you have to cry with me! Finally, your probationary period is one hundred days, during which we both have any dissatisfaction, and break up peacefully! ”

Wang Qiang: "I want to be quiet/cry"

Yulu: "/ Angry, from today on, you have to think about Lulu in your mind all the time!" That one...... If we are satisfied with each other in a hundred days, we may be able to meet and get to know each other. ”

"Empress Lulu, please use fruit photos to comfort my wounded heart!"

And then......

Wang Qiang got his wish!

Today's topic is "Wet. Body. Lure. confused", Yulu was in the bathroom, obeying Wang Qiang's command......

Anyway, the two of them had a lot of fun, and after a long time, it might be "aesthetic fatigue", and Wang Qiang fell asleep unconsciously!