Chapter 60: Christmas Eve Is Not Peaceful
For the faithful, Christmas is the most important day of the year. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
What's the point? How exactly should I celebrate the holidays?
Lin Dong didn't know, and he wasn't interested in knowing. Dongo didn't believe in Jesus, he was an old man.
Lin Dong only knew that young men and women would get together to spend Christmas Eve "Christmas Eve" together. When the mood is high and emotional, he will roll out of bed to "shoot guns" to celebrate. Some people are weak and can only shoot one or two; Some people are in good health, three or four shots a night.
For Lin Dong, that didn't matter. A thick machine gun that can fire frantically in bursts. Christmas Eve will be a sleepless night, seven in and seven out of the blood, a happy battle. It's a great day, just think about it, it's exciting, wow......
"Smack!" With a crisp sound, Lin Dong's daydream vanished in an instant.
Dong's mother looked solemn and carried out family education in a deep voice, "Stinky boy! How many times have I taught you?! Be attentive when eating! If a person can't even eat well, what pursuit does he have in this life? Lived in vain. ”
Lin Dong's youthful rebellious period lasted for a lifetime, and naturally he was disobedient to all kinds of discipline, and immediately complained and retorted: "Ah Che~~ You saw that the breakfast you made was not popular, so you were just unhappy." Why do you talk so much? ”
Dong's mother was angry and bloody on the spot, reached out and pinched Lin Dong's ears, and scolded angrily: "Hit the street, your wings are hard, do you want to fly?!" ”
The mother teaches her son, and it is a matter of course. Lin Dong didn't resist, and he didn't want to resist, he just said lightly: "Twist, twist hard!" If you go viral, I'll run away from home! ”
"Poof!" Min Xianyi, the onlookers, couldn't help laughing, "I'm sorry." You go on when I don't exist. ”
"Ugh." Dong's mother shook her head helplessly, gave up educating Lin Dong, and turned to Min Xianyi, "You all connived at him like this." This stinky boy must have many nests outside, so he doesn't love home. ”
The thief shouts to catch the thief, and the ability to mess around is in the same vein. Sure enough, where there is a son, there must be a mother.
There is only one woman in this world who can control Lin Dong, and that is Mother Lin. The person who connived at Lin Dong the most was still Mother Lin.
But Min Xianyi was powerless to refute, and he didn't dare to refute, offending Mother Lin would definitely not end well.
"I'm sorry."
Don't fight back, don't scold back. Dongma had no opponent for a while, so she had to shake her head and sigh and bury her head in breakfast.
The hot scene came to an abrupt end, and the painting style changed abruptly, transforming into a warm family of three dining.
Quietly, only the television was playing the morning news.
"Here is the latest traffic news: To ensure the safety of the public, on Christmas Eve, that is, tonight, the line marked at the bottom of the screen will be closed; The service hours of public transport will be extended by two hours; Activities in Hangang Park......"
Ordinary news, but because of a keyword becomes unusual. The three words "Christmas Eve" activated one large and two small on the dining table.
The first to break the deadlock was still Dongma, "Stinky boy, who are you going to accompany for Christmas Eve tonight?" Ju Li, Xiu Yan, Xiao Sheng, or which one? I can't even count the mother, I'm really panicking for you. Otherwise, she can have a festival with Xianyi directly, anyway, she is a believer, so it is suitable for this festival. ”
"No, no!" Min Xianyi hurriedly shook his hand and shook his head, "My Christmas Eve and Christmas have passed, and I was very happy yesterday." ”
"Silly girl, you have to fight for what you should fight. You're no worse than anyone else, this festival ......"
"Enough!" Lin Dong slapped the table angrily, and said angrily: "Let them all come and celebrate the festival together!" ”
"Ahem, cough, cough" Dongma stayed for a while, and then laughed presumptuously, "Ahahaha~~"
"Did you wake up? Together? It's up to you? If it is really so profitable, how can Xianyi and Ju Li not try to be at home at the same time until now? ”
A series of questions, like a cold rain of ice slapping indiscriminately on the face.
Lin Dong was very bitter in his heart, "Mom, you confess, did I pick it up?" ”
Dong's mother dropped her rice bowl and slapped the table angrily, "Xianyi, go get a feather duster." Today, I'm going to beat this stinky boy to death, as if I didn't give birth to him. ”
"Inside."
Min Xianyi meekly agreed, but did not make the slightest move. Just sit quietly in place and continue to watch the play.
Tease is compared to the daily quarrels of mother and son, and if you watch too much, you get used to it, and then become numb.
Lin Dong did not coax the violent temper of the family, and fought with the old mother to the end. "Look down on people less. Whether it's a love scene or a shopping mall, I haven't seen any wind and waves?! How can you not clean up a few little?! Tonight, I want to gather them together for the holidays. ”
"Huh. Is the gift ready? ”
Lin Dong looked confused and at a loss. "Gifts, gifts? What is this? ”
"What about the venue? You're not going to party at home, are you? ”
Lin Dong suffered a combo and was speechless.
"What about food? What about alcohol? ”
Lin Dong's face was pale, and he was frightened.
"And most importantly, can you guarantee that they'll all be there? Don't run away after coming? After you ran away, which one do you chase? There are so many questions that Dong Ma sighed faintly, "Good man, you can't do it." When you are a bad person, you are not completely bad. Nothing is perfect. Stinky boy, let's just get by. Bursting this bubble will only make you uncomfortable. ”
The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.
"Christmas Eve" is not peaceful, and if you are not careful, it is the end of the world.
Lin Dong shook his head and sighed. Hu Xu's excuse can fool Min Xianyi, but he can't fool the old mother.
Hehe, it's just a joke. In fact, Lin Dong just wanted to take the opportunity to get them together and make things clear, which could be regarded as an explanation.
"It's not always a matter if it's not clear and unclear to get together. They will feel that they are bad people who can't see the light and destroy other people's feelings. Lin Dong pointed at Min Xianyi and sighed: "Xianyi is an example. I didn't dare to face Juli at all, like a mouse seeing a cat. ”
"I, I, no." Min Xianyi denied it weakly, and even she couldn't convince herself.
"After a long time, they will definitely hold back their mental illness." As a senior psychopath, Lin Dong was deeply touched, "Taking advantage of this opportunity to find an excuse to get them together can be regarded as untying the knot." ”
"Ugh." Dong's mother kneaded her son's head into a chicken nest, "both flowery and greedy." Your heart is too big, it's like blowing up a balloon, there will always be a time to burst. In fact, the most important thing you should do is to let go. ”
"Let go? Hehe~" Lin Dong smiled bitterly, "Who to give up?" ”
This is an unsolvable problem. Dong's mother was speechless, got up and left the table, and went to the morning exercise.
Mother and child communicate to the end.
Min Xianyi heard it in a fog, and half-understood, "Oppa, what should I do now?" ”
Lin Dong smacked his head on Min Xianyi's forehead, "Stupid, don't underestimate my mother?" She's just taught problem-solving ideas. ”
"What?"
"Mom's big list of problems, as long as they are solved, they can get through tonight safely."
"This, so at stake?" Min Xianyi swallowed his saliva unconsciously.
"Uh-huh. In addition to fighting, I learned all other skills from my mother. Lin Dong slowly tapped on the table, sorting out his thoughts, "The questions come one by one." But time is pressing, and the toughest Jessica must be cleaned up first! If you want to deal with Jessica, you have to deal with Krystal first. To deal with krystal you have to ...... first"
Min Xianyi looked confused, feeling that his IQ was not enough, and he was crushed into slag by the mother and son. "Oppa, don't explain it anymore. Straight up, what should I do? ”
"Wash and scrub! Set off in ten minutes, and find some teammates to do errands first. First stop, Song Qian! (To be continued.) )