Chapter 3 Raise Demons and Monsters!
I'll go! Where is this? This is my shop! In this store, I have always been talking to others, how can I be so light and be tricked by others?! This is a big thing, and it's tantamount to a small attack and a small positioning!
"What kind of tea are you ordering?" I already clearly feel that my voice is getting colder, I'm like this, the more polite and polite I am, the more I am on the verge of exploding, what do I want to do here?
"I'm not here to buy tea, in fact, ......"
I didn't wait for him to finish speaking, I was on fire, and it was strange that day, usually introverted and low-key, like I have always been humble and polite to people, but somehow a nameless fire came up.
"Oh, in that case, don't send it slowly!"
Originally, ordinary people should know that they were going to leave when they were treated like this, but he didn't, he slowly picked up the teacup with a hand like a dead twig and poured it into his mouth, even his teeth were yellow, and I despised it in my heart. "You're going to be twenty-five this year? Just past the natal year? "Hey, you're starting my business instead of buying tea?" A few days ago, there was an insurance seller who pretended to be a big-tailed wolf with me, and I have always been disgusted by these anti-salesmen. You have to go around in the clouds and fog, and you have to delay your work! "I'm not here to do business, I'm here to ask for debt. Still, I don't think you're ready, right? As he spoke, his cloudy eyes stared straight at him. The strange thing is that what I think about at this time is that his eyes are really shining, not that I owe him something.
But I reacted immediately, although I was still looking at his eyes when I spoke, why did it shine, it's a little interesting...... Ahh What was I thinking? "What do you mean by that? Should we see you for the first time? Where did the debt come from? "This Nima is not a trickster, although he is forty or fifty years old, this head is really not something I can bear, I mean I am definitely not a person when it comes to fighting.
It's quiet again, I hate this kind of quietness, it seems that the whole person has been made into a mess, and I am very aggrieved! I thought I should do something to alleviate this feeling, so I lit a cigarette and glared at it fiercely.
It was still quiet, the cigarette was in his lungs as if it couldn't get out, and his cloudy eyes were still shining, and he looked at me like that, as if he wanted to see something in my head......
For a long time, uh, I don't know how long it was, anyway, he withdrew his gaze, his eyes were cloudy again, and he pulled out his chair without a look, and turned away. "Whew~" looked at the back of the leaving, breathed a deep sigh of relief, and then a deep sense of grievance! What's going on!
Rested for a while, wait, why rested for a while? Well, it's not important, the important thing is that I like to clean up the house when I'm upset, as if I'm cleaning up all those bad feelings. Just do it, pick up the broom and start cleaning, and finally expel the feeling of crampedness.
After soaking in Tieguanyin, re-lighting a cigarette, this small shop belongs to me again, this feeling is so good!
Picked up the phone and looked at it, it was only less than four o'clock, the time was still early, and I was in no mood to take care of the store if I let the wild people interrupt it like this, but I thought that it had only opened for a short time, and it was definitely not good to open a store so willfully, tangled! Just thinking about how to pass the time, there was an electric car outside the door, and you don't need to look at it to know who it is.
The courier guy is here! The courier brother is a magical species, no matter what the mood is, I am very happy to see them, and I am alive and well!
As I said before, the tea shop was opened in a very short period of time, so it is inevitable that there will be some haste and omissions, such as tea pets.
Tea pet for the tea art tea ceremony itself is not much impact, to put it bluntly is to put a pet on the tea table, no need to eat or drink, just put there to see a small object to play there, generally speaking, the statues of animals and plants and characters are the main, most of them are with some symbolic meanings such as blessing green and longevity, fortune and treasure.
The preparation was hasty, the tea sets and tea leaves were all quality goods, but the tea pet was a make-do. It's a plastic three-legged golden toad that changes color, just a plastic toad with three legs, the only highlight is that it will change color when poured hot water, which may be quite novel for beginners, then I can't do it, ahhh I'm not suitable for it, uh, there's still ambiguity, in short, I have to change the tea pet.
I also have a headache for a long time about the choice of tea pets, tea banquets in tea culture, that is, the tea tables we usually see, are very taboo and disorganized for it, so tea pets should not be too much, so you have to be cautious in the choice, just like marrying a daughter-in-law, when the state stipulates monogamy, it is not good to pick!
After repeated comparison and pondering on Taobao, and then cooperate with the scenario demonstration, that is, the inner activity...... After observing and selecting for a long time, I still haven't found it, most of the goods on Taobao are standard, that is, an entry-level thing, so I can't be impressed, and the demand for a unique taste?
Fortunately, Jingde has friends, there are many of us, and there are many people I know. After a series of mental activities again, how can it be so similar to YY? It doesn't matter, the important thing is that I found a set of hearts! A group of four, demons and monsters! It's really a monster......
It stands to reason that there will be no tea pets similar to the shape of demons and monsters on the tea table, but there are many Chinese, and there are many Chinese idlers...... There must be boring people who make zuò tea pets like me, come, shake the claws, thank these idlers, they have added too much color to our lives!
When I first saw this group of demons and monsters of the tea pet, I was shocked, not to say how realistic their shape is, on the contrary, they give people the most direct sense of simplicity in shape, you can feel the temperament of the demons and monsters at a glance, do you have a temperament? Aura?
The first is the demon, the earliest record of the demon is the famous "Classic of Mountains and Seas", but what is the most representative of the demon? I'm afraid this is an unsolvable problem.,The benevolent see the wise and the wise see the wise.,If I want to say what a demon is.,The first thing that comes to mind is the enchantment.,The demon's face,The demon's chest,The demon's waist,The demon's buttocks,The demon's legs,Anyway, it's a demon! A special demon! This tea pet "demon" is the shape of a fox, purple sand and white mud, white and blue, all of a sudden to the little fox clothed with a hazy feeling, however, just a little fox is just a small beast, the beast is not a demon, the demon has wisdom, wisdom, in order to create wisdom for the fox, presumably the idler brother took great pains, and only really worked hard to think of giving the fox a small flower, the most rare thing is that this little flower is not inserted on the head, not held in the hand, but by the tail rolled to the nose! Oh my God! What a stroke of genius!
The deepest impression of the demon is probably the shape of the bull demon king in the Journey to the West, although he is a demon...... Later, the heavy building in the fairy sword is probably also unforgettable, so the devil, there must be horns, this demon king-shaped tea pet also has horns, the mountain green clay material, the shape is lifelike, the magic horn soars to the sky, the momentum is extraordinary, here, it can basically be counted as a demon, if it's just like this, it's not as real as a figure, where is the most peculiar place of this devil? Yu Mo is not a generation of overlords who look at the world, but is oppressed by a vermilion boulder, it is half-kneeling on the ground, its armor is tattered, the silk tendons are like blood, its legs are bent, its back is bent, but its neck is not bent, its head is held high, it does not open its mouth to roar, it just stares at the boulder above its head!
As for ghosts, this is intriguing. If I hadn't known in advance that it was a bunch of demons, I don't think I would have been able to tell what this black mass of unknown materials was. But if you think about it, if a ghost makes you see what it looks like, is it still a ghost? But since it is always a general appearance when made into a tea pet, almost 8 centimeters tall, how to describe it? Like a crooked black tornado, with a rough surface.
Finally, what is the concept of weird? In my concept, the concept of weirdness should be a rather vague concept...... "weird", which is interpreted as "strange" in "Shuowen Jie Zi", which refers to strange and grotesque things or things in nature. Zhuangzi said, "Demons and monsters are evil." The original meaning of monster and monster is similar, so people often refer to the two together as "monster", referring to strange and abnormal things and phenomena. In ancient times, people often regarded the appearance of monsters as a precursor to a terrible calamity, and thought that it was a warning from heaven to people. "Confucius Congzi Zhijie" said: "If the valley of Zhongshan, the monster thing, is not the so-called Tianxiang." "Hanshu Xun Xun Gong Sui" said: "For a long time, there are several monsters in the palace, and the king asks Sui, so he thinks that there is a big worry, and the palace will be empty." "In fact, so many explanations are also in vain, who can say what is strange after reading it? So the monster should be the hardest and easiest to make, I don't know what he thought at the time, he made such a strange monster for me! Sanxingdui's human face, the strong body is only supported by bones between the chest and abdomen, wings and three arms, the tail of the bead string is thick from head to tail, barefoot, five toes, and the heel is spiked, strange! Blame! Blame! It's weird!
It's just that only four groups of demons and monsters with different shapes have entered my eyes, although they are worth a lot of money, and I have to endure the pain of cutting the flesh when I see it!
But when they came to me and saw them with my own eyes, the pain was gone.
Lao Tzu will raise demons and monsters in the future!