At one o'clock in the afternoon, SBS TV. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

In the cold wind, many young men and women squatted on the side of the road, eating and drinking. Red, green, and green support T-shirts and all kinds of support items reveal the identities of these people - fans.

In particular, the "T-ara" with yellow letters on a white background is quite eye-catching.

Lin Dong was full of emotion: "Sleeping in the open air, suffering hardships, just to see idols, these people are crazy and pitiful." ”

"Registration is indicated once at 6:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m., and tickets will be issued according to the queue order." The rogue rabbit Fang Minya was rare and serious, frowned and said bitterly: "The craziest thing is the fans who come to wait in line before dawn." The most pitiful thing is that most of them can't get in. ”

Lin Dong pinched the rogue rabbit's face and pulled it into a big pie.

"Mongolian people also score objects. When I first arrived in Seoul, I started as a part-time worker at SBS TV, and I was also there at the venue for popular songs, and one or two thousand people were not satisfied. There must be less than a thousand people outside the door. ”

"Ahhh The face is already round, and if you pinch it again, it will be flattened. Fang Minya's little arm waved in the air, but it couldn't reach Lin Dong. I could only frown with a bitter face, and said pitifully: "I didn't lie to you." There are many seats in the venue, but there are about twenty or thirty tickets for each singer. Big names such as S.M will give away two or three hundred, and Lee Seung Gi estimates that there will be more than three hundred. ”

Lin Dong was stunned for a moment, and asked with some uncertainty: "So when big companies or special people play songs, there are fewer scattered tickets outside." Is that right? ”

Rogue Bunny rolled his eyes, "Something obvious. Otherwise, under the same conditions, with the scum sound source results of S.M company, [one] will not want to get it. ”

"What about T-ara? How many tickets do they get? Lin Dong suddenly remembered that the last time "The Law of the Jungle", Li Juli slightly mentioned that his grades were not good.

Rogue Rabbit rolled his eyes again and pointed to the lemon yellow cheering color in the distance, "If they have tickets, fans won't have to queue up outside to grab loose tickets." It's a little better than our girls-day, ten more tickets for eight. ”

"Grass. Won't you never get one? ”

"It's still possible." Fang Minya was emotional, pretending to be like an old pedant: "The score of the sound source accounts for 50% of the points." Theoretically, the sound source is twice as large as someone else's. Then the T-Ara has a bottom score of 50, and others only have 25 points. If the score of the music source is 5 times that of others, then T-ARA50 and others score 10 points. No matter how much the remaining 50% is faked, it will not even be able to get 10 points, and one of them will not run away. ”

"It's no wonder that S.M's entire company ranks six or seven in terms of revenue from audio sources, which is less than a fraction of the revenue of a group of Sistar. The results of the singing show are so against the sky. Lin Dong shook his head, full of emotion, it is indeed difficult for a small company to mix.

Fang Minya pretended to be addicted, shook her fingers, and said coolly: "No, no, no~~S.M's music source score is also very high. Their characteristics: explosive! It's very fierce when it's playing, and it's completely ignored when the publicity ends. So the average performance throughout the year is very poor. ”

Covering the sky with one hand, Lin Dong couldn't help but think of this word in his mind.

Under this kind of rule, it is difficult to snatch back [one] from a large company; The best thing to do is to hide from the big companies.

The glory of the ballad world cannot be determined by the song, which is particularly ironic.

Divine? There is a fart. Only those that can be used by large companies are called Divine Comedy, and the Divine Comedy obtained by roadside shops can only be "lost pearls". changed the street group to sing Girls' Generation's "gee", and it is estimated that it can't even splash the waves.

"Let's go. Serious matters. ”

"oppa, are we going to get tickets in line too?"

A brain melon jumped on the head of the rogue rabbit, Lin Dong said with an unkind expression: ""Running-Man", "Kim Byung-wan's Law of the Jungle" and "Heroes and Heroes" are all programs of SBS TV. You told me to stand in line to get a ticket? Look down on me? ”

"Hey, one of the ancients!" The rogue rabbit sneered awkwardly, "But if we don't disguise it, what if there is a scandal?" I'm a yellow flower girl, and I can't spread scandals. ”

The green tendons burst out, his face was red, and Lin Dong was about to be blown up by this teasing.

"The more righteous and bright it is, the less scandals will be spread; The more sneaky it is, the more suspicious it becomes. Got it? ”

"Inside!" Fang Minya instantly took off her motorcycle helmet and jumped to the TV station, "SBS, popular ballads, I'm here~~"

Lin Dong sighed, and then remembered: This comic is more than two years faster than his debut, but he has never released a regular album, and he is not even qualified to participate in the singing show.

"Stupid! That's the front door, we're going through the back door! ”

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Others swiped the card, Lin Dong brushed his face, and easily mixed the two work cards, which were unimpeded in SBS.

The Korean singing program is M- on Thursday, and on Friday, Saturday and three days, they are the three major TV stations.

SBS "Popular Ballads" is the finale of Sunday prime time, and the scene is certainly not small.

In the center is the large main stage, and in the corners there are several other types of small stages, which are surrounded by the audience. The design is quite clever, one stage is lit up to record, and the other stages are prepared to turn off the lights, saving maximum time.

But now all the stages are pitch black, and only the staff is installing and debugging the equipment.

"Oppa, what's next?"

Lin Dong stretched out his hands and pinched the thief and quite underbeaten rogue rabbit. "Figure it out, you've figured it out. Now they ask me what to do? ”

"I offered a workable solution. As for how to implement it, it's a matter of oppa. Fang Minya was pinched into a big cake, and still did not change the black nature of the chicken thief, "Oppa, can't you?" ”

Another brain slap on the rogue rabbit's head.

"Don't use the word [no] to stimulate men, otherwise you will pay the price." Lin Dong was a little helpless. It is clear that the IQ of the rogue rabbit was overestimated before. This girl is just a fantasy, full of cranky ideas, but she has never practiced them. "Let's go, let's go in and see how it goes."

"Inside."

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Wearing the work card, Lin Dong and the two smoothly entered the legendary backstage. Before I could take a closer look, something happened.

The stupid and cute little IU looked down at the manuscript paper and hit Lin Dong directly.

With a "bang", IU rebounded and fell to the ground, "Ouch~ouch~" rubbing his ass and snorting in pain. It is highly likely that this is how the stage name IU came about.

Lin Dong picked up the little cute thing, "Zhien, what are you doing here?" ”

IU stared at the goldfish with a confused expression, "What? oppa, are you talking? Why can't I hear? ”

"Puff~" Fang Minya, who was watching the play, laughed. Lin Dong was also full of black lines, and reached out to take off IU's headphones, "Stupid, it's strange that you can hear things when you wear headphones." ”

IU wrinkled his nose embarrassedly, bowed to Fang Minya and said, "Ane Asai, IU Smecta." ”

"Anne Ace, girls-day Fang Min IELTA Mita." The rogue rabbit returned the salute seriously, "IU senior, please give me a lot of advice." ”

"Senpai?" IU is quite unaccustomed to this title, "What year was Min Ya Xi born?" ”

"5/13/93."

"Wow, the same year and the same month, just 3 days before me. We're close to each other. ”

South Korea's strange elder system, strangers meet to ask their age first.

There was a difference of three days in the same month of the same year, IU and Fang Minya didn't need to say anything, and instantly became good friends who cut off the head of the chicken and burned the yellow paper. Hugging each other and hugging their shoulders, they are full of affection.

Lin Dong grabbed the little goldfish iu with one hand, pressed the rogue rabbit Fang Minya with the other, and put the two heads together. The same stupid cuteness, the same roundness, and the same little short hands struggle to resist, but they can't reach it.

"It turns out that in May 93, a stupid and cute female singer was produced."

"I'm not stupid!" The two little girls argued in unison, then looked at each other and continued, "Bad guy oppa! "Let go"

"Hehe, even the speech is so synchronous."

Rubbing his head, touching his nose, embarrassed to laugh. In the same trilogy, the two girls were dumbfounded. Could it be that the month really produced combi?

"Don't be in a daze, what is IU doing here? Why I can see you everywhere I go. ”

"I'm the host of "Popular Ballads", of course I'm here." After IU finished speaking, he took Fang Minya's hand and walked to the host's waiting room, "Minya, follow me." Introduce you to the other two hosts, Nicole and Goo Hara......"

The two teases instantly formed a gang and left Lin Dong in place, messy in the wind.

"People gather by like, and comic comparisons meet comics, which is quite unreliable." Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, if he did something bad, he really had to come in person.

Silent backstage, a waiting room marked with its name. The spare stage costumes of the program team have long been placed inside; Although most of the time, they are not used.

Spray the solution on your pants without any difficulty.

The rest is also very simple. All you need to do is destroy Lee Seung-gi's stage costume after the recording and before the award is presented, and let him change into a spare stage costume in the waiting room.

"It's so unchallenging." (To be continued.) )