Chapter 130: Tang Yihao's nemesis II
As we all know, the convergence of power requires maneuver space, and speed increases strength, Gulajie's move surprised Tang Yan, the rubber stick in his hand just swirled from the back of his head to exert force, and was pushed back by the fat man, not so much a blow with all his strength, I am afraid that the power used to fight mosquitoes is greater than this power.
The fat man stood directly in front of Tang Yiwu like this, Tang Yan is one meter seven four tall, this height is among men, standard, and the fat man is one meter eight tall, now, the little fat man is in height, and immediately stands on the peak. A standing position with your head down, nose and eye to eye.
Tang Yihao didn't expect that the fat man in front of him would use this method to counteract the attack, and when he saw the dead fat man suddenly appear close to him, he was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know what to do now.
The fat man didn't feel how much pain his head hurt at all, he just looked at Tang Yihao's watery, slender soul-hooking eyes that seemed to be able to speak, and he felt that he was deeply attracted by these beautiful eyes.
Then, the dead fat man couldn't help tilting his head slightly, and gently kissed Tang Yiwu's lips, which were not thin or thick, without any lip gloss, but looked as delicate and pink and tender as roses.
The soft feeling made Gulajie feel extremely comfortable, and he completely subconsciously stretched out his tongue and licked it gently, feeling as if he had kissed a marshmallow, soft and sweet, which made people involuntarily addicted.
Tang Yihao had been completely killed, his eyes were wide open, but his mind was blank, as if he didn't realize what was happening nearby.
The team leader still maintained the posture of rushing forward and killed, the Tyrannosaurus Rex was still in mid-air with one foot, and he was so stunned and petrified on the spot, everyone maintained the posture of the previous second, not knowing whether they should go up to save the fat man or go up to rescue their captain.
"Ahh Tang Yihao, who finally reacted, pushed the fat man away, as if he had been struck by lightning and ran into the elevator.
"I was actually kissed by a pig, and in front of my companions. Let him suddenly want to escape"
"Hey, hey! It's quite sweet. The dead fat man laughed heartlessly.
The team leader didn't know what to say, did they arrest the fat man back and clean up on Tang Yihao's order, or did they arrest the fat man back on Tang Yihao's order and let the fat man kiss Tang Yihao?
"Little fat man. You cow, I admire you. The squad leader gave a thumbs up to Gulajie.
"I admire you to death, I admire you very much, but I think your fate will be extremely miserable." Tyrannosaurus Rex also nodded, but the second half of the sentence was obviously not a good word.
"That's right. You are dead, our captain is definitely not a good stubble, if he starts a fire, even the king of heaven is afraid. Another special forces nodded.
Gu Lajie was stunned for a moment, jumped to his feet and shouted, "She is still wronged? What is she to be wronged by, Lao Tzu, this is the first kiss, this is the first kiss that has been preserved for 18 years! My first kiss! It's gone, how old is he? Twenty, right? Even if she kisses for the first time, isn't she an old cow eating tender grass? β
The elevator doors closed slowly, then slowly opened again.
Gulagal didn't notice this at all. I'm still jumping and shouting!
"Do you know why Lafite in '82 is more expensive than the Great Wall in '90? It's because it's been preserved for a long time, and I don't even understand this, and I'm still a special soldier! So, I'm the one who really suffers. Gulager concluded.
The squad leader doesn't know what to say, even if Lafite has just come out of the cellar, it is more expensive than the Great Wall in the nineties! The brand is there, and it's a luxury in red wine! Besides, the reason why Lafite in '82 is expensive is because of the brand, and the other is because the grapes in '82 were produced in small quantities and of high quality! What does it have to do with the storage time?
Tyrannosaurus rex: They are worried about this little fat man. But this little fat man is obviously dying, yes, they have thought about it. If their heads are dressed as women, I am afraid that even Sister Hong Kong will have to stand aside. But don't look at this thin-skinned and tender flesh, if he is ruthless, they are not his opponents.
At this point, they felt a gust of wind. It's like going down to eighteen layers of hell.
Gu Lajie suddenly closed his mouth, and he saw Tang Yihao, whose face was pale, but his eyes were full of murderous aura.
Tang Yihao ran over, jumped up suddenly when he was still two or three meters away from Gulajie, and kicked the dead fat man hard with both feet.
The little fat man Gulajie did not panic, and his body rotated three hundred and sixty degrees in place.
When Gu Lajie's body rotated to one hundred and eighty degrees, that is, when he turned his back to Tang Yihao's flying feet, the hands that were buckled behind his back quickly flicked, Tang Yihao only felt that his feet were numb, and his legs involuntarily let go.
When Gulajie rotated to three hundred and sixty degrees, he had already faced Tang Yihao again, but Tang Yihao's flying kick turned into a flying pounce.
Gu Lajie screamed very contrivedly, and was knocked down by Tang Yihao's weak body, looking at the speed of the fall, he knew that he was pretending, he was definitely pretending.
Tang Yihao, who lost his balance, subconsciously stretched out his arms and wrapped around what he could hold, this thing was naturally the thick neck of a fat man, of course, this dead fat man was not a thing.
As a result, the scene became that Gu Lajie fell to the ground, and Tang Yihao pressed on him, his arms around Gu Lajie's neck, and once again stared at him with relatively big eyes.
The dead fat man unceremoniously kissed it again, especially after feeling the soft feeling coming from the small and abdominal area, the underside of Gulajie swelled up.
Tang Yihao's mind was blank again, if he was robbed of his first kiss by the dead fat man just now, now he became at a loss, because because of this posture, Tang Yan could obviously be in his most secret and soft place was blocked by a hard thing.
After half a minute of this kiss, Gu Lajie tilted his head back a little, and then took advantage of it and put on a very silly and cute expression, and asked suspiciously: "You won't be in love with me!" If you have to give your arms and kiss again, do you think that the shelf life of the first kiss is not as good as mine, so make up for it again, so as not to make me suffer? You're such a nice guy! β
Tang Yihao was ashamed and angry, let go of the arm around the fat man's neck and pushed the fat man, and the fat man lay down backwards with a loud "ah".
"Hey! Can you change places? It's the first time, and I'm more shy, so I don't want so many people to watch. Gula Jie asked weakly as he lay on the ground.
Tang Yihao found out that because she was lying on the fat man's small belly just now. As a result, as soon as the dead fat man lay down like this, the posture of the two of them became Guanyin sitting on the lotus among the thirty-six strategies of the room, and then looked at the team leader and them, and their eyes were dull. His mouth was wide open and his eyes widened, as if he had been immobilized.
"Ahh Tang Yihao screamed again, completely lacking the usual kingly demeanor, and crawled up from the dead fat man, and almost fell down after only one step. As if the strength of the whole body had been drained, his legs were weak and he couldn't use his strength, Tang Yihao's face was red, he pursed his lips and bit his lower lip hard, his mind was three points lighter, and his strength finally returned to his body, and he couldn't care about anything else, he rushed into the elevator like a desperate escape, and he was actually bullied twice a day by the same fat pig. His heart was broken and fell to the ground. It's too messy to pick up......
As the number on the elevator decreased, Tang Yihao really left this time.
"Hey! Can you sue me, you didn't really just want to take away my first kiss and my pure body, did you? β
Gulager sat up and asked weakly.
"Dead fatty, I'm afraid you'll die this time, even if we help you intercede, I'm afraid it won't change any results." The team leader looked at the fat man sympathetically.
The Tyrannosaurus rex came to the fat man's side, untied the handcuffs for Gulajie, and nodded: "Do you know who that is?" One of the founding heroes. His grandson thought that our captain was a woman and wanted to use force on our captain, but he was not only kicked in the lower and lower body, but also affected his family. It was a big family in the country, and it was defeated by our captain TongguΓ²'s various means. β
"Isn't it?" Gula Jie's eyes widened and asked, he didn't know who it was, but he knew what the big families in the country meant.
Tyrannosaurus Rex nodded, "Really, and that year, our captain was only fifteen years old." β
"Isn't it!"
"Really." All the special forces replied in unison.
"Wait. You say, "Your captain is not a woman, what do you mean?" β
Gulajie, nervous to the point that the egg hurts
"Damn, you don't think our captain is a woman, do you! Hahaha, no wonder you took advantage of him"
All the special forces laughed when they heard this, and some even burst into tears
Gu Lajie's face was extremely embarrassed
"Our captain is 100% pure"
Gu Lajie immediately clasped his throat and said, "Damn, Lao Tzu has lost a lot of money, Lao Tzu wants to kiss a beautiful woman, 555 doesn't play like this, that's Lao Tzu's first kiss!" β
"Then he'd better pray that he doesn't bring trouble to my parents and family, or I'll let him know what it means to regret not being in the first place." The dead fat man didn't deduct anything for a long time, and the expression on his face became gloomy, and he said murderously.
"The wrath of the horseman is splashed with blood for five steps, but the problem is that the captain has our protection, and the captain's family is protected by bodyguards, so you can't get into five steps at all." The squad leader smiled bitterly.
Gu Lajie moved his body, shook his head indifferently, and said, "Believe it or not, but you can't stop me." β
The team leader had a disagreeing smile on his face, shook his head and was about to say something, but he felt a flower in front of him, and then he was gently poked in the throat.
Then the angry roars of the others rang out, and the sound of fists and feet to flesh rang out continuously, accompanied by snorts of pain.
The team leader's eyes widened in disbelief, twisting his stiff neck to look around, in addition to the people who went out on the mission, there were forty-two people left, just in the blink of an eye, sixteen fell, if you count yourself, it is seventeen, and this number is still increasing
Only then did the team leader notice the little fat man's movements.
The little fat man is one meter eight tall, and it seems that he is not as round as a ball, but more like a two-pointed shuttle, and now, this shuttle has become a sharp arrow, and it seems that even the naked eye can no longer capture his figure.
The fleshy body completely violates physics and stays away, and there is no trace to be found between the moves, and the opponent who is targeted by the fat man, as long as he can block the fat man's move, the little fat man will immediately choose the next opponent, never entangled, and not in love with war, which makes the special forces occupy an absolute advantage in numbers, but they cannot form a situation of encirclement, and every time the little fat man needs to face. It's just a special forces.
And the little fat man's attack method is even more surprising, this guy doesn't play cards according to common sense at all, and the action is whimsical, which makes people unguardable. Maybe it was a kick, but when it was time to defend, it was realized that this kick was just stepping on the ground, and it was the hands that really attacked.
Special forces are also human beings, when they realize that something is wrong. It's too late to dodge.
What's even more surprising is that the little fat man's hands are like vices, and the strength is incomparably great, as long as he catches a certain part of the special soldier's body, it is impossible for the special forces to break free, plus the little fat man's movements are as fast as lightning, and the special forces seem to be paper paste.
When there were still fifteen of the forty-two special forces, the little fat man stopped and stood quietly in the middle of the field, not breathing a little. His chest rose and fell gently, and he stood as steady as Mount Tai, as if what had just happened had nothing to do with him.
The team leader looked again, half of the special forces who fell were in a coma, obviously under strong anesthetics, while the other half were all joint damage, and they were either covering their arms or legs.
"Stop." The squad leader stopped the attack of the remaining special forces, and when he hit this kind of Cheng dΓΉ, the victory and defeat had already been decided.
The little fat man sighed softly. Slowly walked to the sandbag hanging on the side, and put the index finger and middle finger of his right hand together, and he didn't see how fast it was, but it seemed to stab out at random. The canvas sandbag popped softly, and when the little fat man withdrew his right hand, a hole appeared in the sandbag, and the sand inside shot out like a fountain.
"Ahh The fat man suddenly screamed, and his body suddenly leaned. The right leg was thrown out like a steel whip and kicked the sandbag.
With a loud bang, the iron chains at the upper and lower ends of the sandbags that had accompanied this group of special forces for several months could not stand such a force, and they were broken at the same time, and the sandbags weighing 100 catties flew out with the sound of breaking wind, swept over the space of more than ten meters, and smashed heavily on the pillar, making a very muffled impact sound, and then, the sandbags dispersed in the dull eyes of everyone, and the fine sand fell like rain.
"It's not good to face the enemy head-on, and you can't sneak attack the Yin people." The kid arrogantly raised his right index finger and shook it at the group of soldiers.
The squad leader is now convinced, and this group of special forces is also obedient.
As the first special soldier who was drugged woke up, the kid came to the side of a special soldier whose joints were staggered, and his hands made two quick movements, and with a click, the joints recovered.
A few minutes later, the fat man sat back in his chair, and the special forces took out a collection of good wine, all kinds of snacks, and brought them to Gulajie with courtesy
"Boy, how did you get the two joints just now? We also have training to remove joints, and it seems that there is no comparison with your hands! A special soldier diligently poured a cup of twenty-year-old two-pot head for the fat man and asked.
The fat man Gulajie said: "This is called splitting the muscles and wrong bones." β
"Ugh! Isn't that from a novel? A special forces soldier asked suspiciously.
Everyone thought that the fat man would refute two sentences, but they didn't expect the fat man to nod and say, "That's right." β
"The kung fu in my hands is divided into four types, namely the Broken Bone Hand, the Broken Bone Xuanyuan Palm, the Bright Moon Finger at the End of the World, and the Flower Acupoint Hand." Gulajie.
Everyone was dizzy, what is this! It seems that they are all martial arts names in novels, movies and television! Especially the sunflower point acuman, it is completely an apocryphal martial art, how can it be reality!
Gu Lajie had an expression of disbelief, picked up an unopened bottle of Moutai casually, held the Moutai bottle in his left hand, formed a palm with his right hand, took a deep breath, and slashed away with one palm, half of the Moutai bottle flew out, and the rich aroma of wine overflowed.
Everyone was dumbfounded, they had no problem splitting bricks, and it was naturally okay to split wine bottles, but the problem was, this is not an empty bottle, this is a full bottle of wine! The most important thing is that the little fat man grabbed the wine bottle and held the wine bottle, as if the wine bottle was placed on the table without any fixation, and the special forces thought about it, if they were to do it, the bottle must have been broken, but it was not broken by them, but it flew out and hit the wall or fell to the ground and shattered
If you look at the cross-sectional surface of the bottle, it is very smooth, as if it had been cut with a sharp blade.
Just when the special forces were dumbfounded, Gu Lajie screamed.
"Ahh It hurts me! Gula wailed.
Everyone looked at each other.
After a while, everyone saw that Gula was bleeding.
"What's wrong?" The team leader asked with a smile, and the shock just now was all lost by the miserable appearance of the little fat man.
"It's too fast, it's bleeding, it's over, I'm going to be broken now." The little fat man cried out with a sad face: "My pair is as crystal as jade." A beautiful man's hand with slender jade fingers! β
Everyone vomited.
"Little fat man, go on." Tyrannosaurus rex's eyes lit up.
"This is the Bright Moon Palm of the End of the World, which pours yin power into the palm of the hand and uses the yin power to destroy objects."
"You've already experienced it. In fact, it is to remove the joint first, and then twist the bone at the same time as removing it at a very fast speed, and when it is connected again, the angle will be a little higher, just to clamp the ligament. If you want to reduce it, it is not difficult, just do it in reverse, the key is one word: fast, a little slower, it will damage the periosteum, and the damaged periosteum will produce a sharp surface and cut the ligament. β
Everyone gasped in unison, this trick is too ruthless, it is simply like a unique cheat, and those who don't understand it want to reset rashly. Definitely going to be unlucky.
"Broken Bone Xuanyuan means that you have already seen it, and this is the trick when I poked the sandbag." Gula Jie Road.
"What about the Sunflower Point Caveman? Can you really fix people? A special forces soldier asked.
"Of course, there are so many dead points in the human body, I use the broken bone Xuanyuan to point over to stabilize the death, and when the person dies, there will move, so this is not fixed." Gulajie replied as a matter of course.
Black lines appeared on everyone's foreheads, it turned out that this was the sunflower point acuman! "Little fat man, you are so powerful, you can completely defeat us and leave!" Raging Bull asked strangely after seeing the fat man's methods.
Gu Lajie pursed his lips and said, "You are stupid to me!" I defeated you to show your strength, and your skills are not as good as mine. If I defeat you to escape, I will definitely run away on my front feet. You have to chase me with a gun on the back foot, and when the time comes, the wanted warrants will fly all over the sky, and I will be penniless, unable to eat and sleep well, and I will be scared, who will be responsible if I lose weight? β
The special forces felt that the fat man in front of them was too hateful, and he looked very honest. gives people a particularly honest feeling, but in fact, under this simple appearance, there is a cunning and cunning guy!
Gulajie, this kid is choked, purely belongs to the type of angry people who don't pay for their lives, and he felt that these people were not popular enough, and added: "As the so-called don't fight, don't know each other, I will treat you as brothers after fighting, and I won't sue ordinary people!" β
"Damn, it's true that we don't know each other if we don't beat them, it's just that you beat people, and we are beaten." The special forces have a tacit understanding.
"Then you're here waiting to die? You beat He Lao's grandson and insulted our captain, the end is definitely not ordinary miserable! The team leader asked.
"Indecent assault?" Gu Lajie jumped three feet high like a cat that had been stepped on by its tail, and roared angrily: "The first kiss I kept for eighteen years is just gone, indecent? My retention period is eighteen years, and he is so old, who suffers? I have suffered a loss, if you want to say indecent manners, it is also him who disrespects me, you are all like dogs, how can you reverse black and white, and there is no distinction between right and wrong? When I thought of it, I actually kissed a man, and I had to eat two bowls less today."
The squad leader and others really want to beat the fat man and reverse black and white? Who is reversing black and white?
"Then what did you say when you beat Young Master Jiang?" The team leader asked with a tangled mood.
"Didn't you break a table! It's not that I can't afford to lose, as for those bodyguards who want to fight me alone, it's purely a competition, are the rules of the rivers and lakes written in the novel all fake? These grandsons are still tricks when they lose. β
"It's not heads-up."
"Why don't you go heads-up, I'll pick them up one by one." Gula Jie stiffened his neck.
Everyone felt that it was definitely an extremely difficult thing to reason with the fat man, and it was better to go to the battlefield and fight with real guns! It's so aggrieved.
"The problem is that you are tantamount to a slap in the face of the Tang family by doing this, and it is the kind of slap in the face in public, how can the Tang family give up." The team leader sighed and patted the little fat man on the shoulder.
"I should be the one who can't give up!" Gulajie said with a smile.
"I didn't mess with him ****** the Tang family, I actually sent a guy who was more demonic than a woman to insult him, and took away his precious first kiss, this account can't be just settled."
Everyone felt that the second monk was confused. (To be continued.) )