Chapter 131: The young man in the west is angry
"The problem is that you are tantamount to a slap in the face of the Tang family by doing this, and it is the kind of slap in the face in public, how can the Tang family give up." The team leader sighed and patted the little fat man on the shoulder.
"I should be the one who can't give up!" Gulajie said with a smile.
"I didn't mess with him ****** the Tang family, I actually sent a guy who was more demonic than a woman to insult him, and took away his precious first kiss, this account can't be just settled."
Everyone felt that the second monk was confused.
Tang Yihao drove her global limited edition Mathatini sports car back home at breakneck speed.
"Hao'er is back! Your sister and your future brother-in-law are here, and they happen to be in the living room, in front and back, in the living room, why are you so red? Hey? What's wrong with this kid? Tang Lao was sitting in the courtyard reading the newspaper, and exclaimed in surprise after seeing the Tang Yi.
Tang Yihao didn't even greet him, he quickly rushed into the gate of the villa with his head down, returned to his room, took off his shirt, and revealed his white skin that was still whiter than jade
"Dead fat, damn fat, stinky fat, stinky, rogues, obscene, despicable and shameless dead fat......" Tang Yihao shook the sandbag he usually used to practice boxing
Strenuous exercise can't calm Tang Yihao down.
Just as Tang Yihao was about to continue to take the sandbag to vent his anger, a scream that was not like a human voice sounded sharply.
Tang Yihao's heart tightened, and he immediately opened the door and rushed out, only to see that everyone in the family flocked to the living room.
Jiang Defu curled up in the corner of the sofa, his eyes were frightened, his body was constantly trembling, sweat was falling down the tips of his hair, the whole person seemed to have just been fished out of the water, and the clothes on his body were completely soaked. It's fake, I'll ask Mama Zhang to cook you some ginseng soup in a while, just drink it to calm your nerves, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Tang Xue comforted in a soft voice.
Tang Xue didn't expect that she would turn around and change her clothes. Jiang Defu actually came out with such a big mess
Old Man Tang also walked up, and when he saw the pitiful appearance of his future grandson-in-law, he said distressedly: "Go and take out my hundred-year-old wild ginseng, cut two whiskers and make ginseng soup." β
Jiang Defu drank it with the help of Tang Xue
"Defoe, what's wrong with you?" Tang Xue on the side rushed up and shouted.
"Ghosts, so many evil ghosts. There are so many terrible evil spirits, they want to catch me, they want to tear my stomach open and eat my internal organs......" Jiang Defu cried out in horror.
"Oh! I've had a nightmare, it's okay, it's all ginseng soup. I felt that my mood had calmed down a lot, and my face, which had just been pale without a trace of blood, was already rosy.
"Thank you grandpa, thank you Cher, Defu made you worry." Jiang Defu said gratefully.
"What do you say, silly boy!" Tang Lao smiled and said with disgust, while Tang Xue looked at his sweetheart with a smile on the side.
"Okay, if you're sleepy, just sleep, I'll be by your side and watch over you, and I won't go there." Tang Xue said softly, in her eyes, no matter how old Jiang Fufu is. It's all cute guys who hold her hand and ask for delicious food.
Jiang Fufu nodded, he was indeed a little tired. followed Tang Xue back to the guest room, wearing the new pajamas Tang Xue brought, got into the quilt that looked very comfortable, and slowly closed his eyes.
Tang Xue looked at her sweetheart's sleeping appearance, nodded with a smile, and turned around to leave.
But at the same time as Tang Xuenu turned around, a miserable scream sounded behind her.
Tang Xue turned around abruptly and saw that Jiang Defu's new pajamas were soaked with sweat again, which was less than a minute!
"Holy. I'm afraid, ghosts, there are so many ghosts! Jiang Defu finally had a nervous breakdown and cried loudly.
Of course, this voice attracted a lot of people from the Tang family
"Someone." Donald shouted angrily: "Check." Find out what happened to DeFoe? Xue'er, you call Jiang Lao and He Lao to tell SΓΉ Defu about his current feelings."
After a pause, Donald continued to order: "Go and invite the Fa Master, there is evil in this matter. β
In the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China, Hua and Xia launched a campaign to eradicate obsolete and superstitious beliefs. At that time, no matter whether you were really capable or a street liar, all those who were involved in the border were arrested, and then dealt with them strictly, seriously and quickly, so that many charlatans fled from Hua and Xia, and in places outside Hua and Xia, the treatment of such people was definitely VIP.
Later, a lot of unbelievable things happened in China and Xia, and the courtiers who had the merit of founding the country were old, and they also believed in ghosts, gods, and other things, so the people who really had the ability gradually returned to Hua and Xia, and became members of the special departments of China and Xia.
Half an hour later, a big fat man wearing a Tang costume, with no hair on his head, and at least more than 300 pounds, staggered to the Tang house.
"Master Law." Donald's respectful greetings.
The Dharma Master's name is Fa Hongtong, who returned to China from abroad eight years ago, and has a very high attainment in magic, and Tang Lao once saw the Black Master cast a spell to awaken a vegetative person.
I also heard that the ability of the master of divination is extremely strong, and everything within a few days is accurate, in that case, it is as if the person who divides the fortune is cooperating with the ancient master, of course, if the person who divides the divination can cooperate with the ancient master's hexagram to crash and hang up, then it is considered a fake.
Is that possible, though? Everyone only has one life!
After saying hello to Master Fa, Tang Lao explained in detail the strange things that happened to his son-in-law.
Master Fa frowned slightly after listening to Donald's story, stepped forward to check it and asked in a deep voice, "Elder Tang, has Jiang Shao offended anyone?" β
Donald raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why do you say that?" β
The ancient master shook his head and said: "Because Jiang Shao was cast a nightmare spell, this is a relatively advanced spell in witchcraft, after being hit by the nightmare spell, it will be easy to get tired and easy to fall asleep, but in his sleep, he will dream of evil ghosts, and after waking up, he will sweat profusely, and his spirit will be damaged, of course, this is not a poisonous spell, at least I know that at least three spells are more vicious than this spell, but if it is like this for a long time, I am afraid that if it is not poisonous, it will become poisonous." β
"Does Master Fa have a way to resolve it?" Donald asked seriously.
Master Zaogu nodded and said: "Yes, it is not difficult to resolve it, I am also a wizard, but in the rules of wizards, if there is no hostile relationship, it is not allowed to help people resolve the spells cast by the other party, otherwise it is easy to cause a war between wizard sects,"
Master Dharma used war. Rather than other words, it was clear that this rule made him deeply jealous.
"Who has Defu offended?" Donald asked in a cold voice, in the eyes of the superiors, even wizards are like ants. A wizard, a wizard sect, no matter how powerful it is, in the face of the national armed forces, it is not a word: death.
The guard, who had already completed the investigation, said, "Last night. Jiang Shao was smashed by a person named Gu Lajie, and Jiang Shao's bodyguards were all broken hands and feet, according to the bodyguard in front, that Gu Lajie once pointed a finger at the center of San Shao's eyebrows. β
Master Dharma nodded: "That's right, the end of the Nightmare Spell is pointed at the center of the caster's eyebrows, but who is this Gulajie?" I haven't heard of it! β
"A rogue, a hooligan, a bastard, a gentleman, his parents run a trading company, and the eldest brother has sent someone to trouble his family, and now he should have put a seal on the door." Tang Yihao gritted his teeth and said.
"Gulajie? I haven't heard of it, but it doesn't look like the name of our witchcraft lineage! Could it be that he didn't know where he learned the three-legged cat kung fu? If that's the case. I'm afraid I'm going to clear the portal for the witchcraft vein. Master Fa said in a deep voice.
"Since it's not a big deal, then let's trouble Master Fa to resolve it for Jiang Shao!" Donald opened his mouth and pleaded.
The magic master nodded and said: "It is not difficult to resolve this low-level spell, it will be done in minutes, and I also ask Donald to send someone to bring this person, and I will also clean up the portal for the wizard line." β
Donald naturally agreed.
Master Fa pinched his hands and made a seal, the middle fingers and ring fingers of both hands leaned against each other, and the remaining three fingertips touched each other, pointing at the center of Jiang Defu's eyebrows.
"Tuogu Hu Opera, Ka Di Bi ......" As the magic master cast, a hidden aura surged out from Jiang Defu's eyebrows. It was as if a kettle containing water had been chiseled open, and this hidden aura gradually enveloped the room, and the yin wind blew in gusts throughout the room, the same scene as when Gula Jie cast the spell. The howling wind did not even blow the corners of people's clothes, which was very strange.
"Scatter ......" Master Fa shouted, the yin wind dispersed, and a qiΔ returned to normal.
Looking at Jiang Defu again, his eyes were rejuvenated, and his tired expression was swept away. It's as if you've just woken up from a good night's sleep.
The guards came up to report, and Gula Jie brought it. In the hall of the Tang family's villa, the master said in a deep voice: "I hope that Tang Lao will make others avoid it, after all, this is a matter between wizards, and the fewer people who know, the better."
Donald nodded and waved everyone away, but just as he was about to leave, he was stopped by Master Fa.
"Old Tang, you and Sanshao are both parties, so naturally you don't need to avoid it." Master Gu said with a smile.
Tang Lao is a human spirit, how could he not know that Master Fa was trying to sell himself face, so he agreed, and took Jiang Defufu to sit on the sofa beside him. Master Fa went to the garden to collect it on his back and appreciated the antique calligraphy and paintings placed in the living room.
Outside the villa, Tang Yihao looked at Gulajie who got out of the car and was angry, and raised his hand to give the dead fat man a thunderbolt.
Gu Lajie showed a sneer, and said, "Do you still want interest?" β
Tang Yihao, with a **** white face, almost ran away.
Two guards escorted the unhandcuffed Gulagi into the villa.
Tang Yihao glared and sprinkled all his anger on the team leader and the others.
"Why don't you handcuff this damn fat man?"
The squad leader and the others laughed, but they didn't know how to answer.
"Why are you still here? Do you want me to invite you to dinner? Tang Yihao asked again angrily.
The team leader smiled flatteringly: "Captain, if you want to invite us to dinner, of course it's the best, this is not the first time we have come!" I feel quite fresh, anyway, there is no task now, just look at the scenery. β
Tang Yihao snorted coldly, turned around and entered the villa.
"Boss, you said the little fat man wouldn't be fine, right? He also promised to make some poison for us! Tyrannosaurus Rex asked in frustration.
The team leader shook his head and watched as the villa fell silent.
As soon as Gu Lajie walked into the villa, he showed a flattering smile when he saw Tang Lao sitting on the sofa, and said in a low voice: "Tang Lao, you are Tang Lao, oops!" What I admire most is a hero like you, without you, there would be no Hua and Xia! Without Hua and Xia, there would be no happy today! β
Although Gulajie has lived in the mountains for a long time, he still knows a big man like Donald, among the 20 meritorious figures of China and Xia. Donald is ranked eighth, and the first seven have all traveled westward, which is basically the only remaining superstar.
Tang Yihao sat next to Donald and glared at Gu Lajie fiercely. If it weren't for his grandfather on the side, he would have rushed up and beaten the fat man, of course, if he could beat Gulajie.
Tang Xue sat on the other side of Tang Lao, glaring at the fat man with the same viciousness. Whenever the fat man's eyes came over, she glared hard, if the gaze could kill, I am afraid that the fat man would have already been executed by Ling Chi to the nth power.
Jiang Defu's god shape is better, after all, this little fat man is the younger brother of his life-saving benefactor Lin Xiaofan. He was also very angry with this little fat man, but he still held back. Moreover, I was a little worried about this fat boy. He really wants to have an accident under his nose, and he really can't explain it to Lin Xiaofan. But when he thought about it again, he must have hurt himself first. And it's not do-it-yourself.
"Yo! Isn't this Donald's grandson-in-law! Hello grandson-in-law, look good! Who is this master who has lifted the Nightmare Curse for you without permission, in defiance of the rules of witchcraft? Gu Lajie greeted Jiang Defu with a grin.
"Gulajie, do you want to die?" Tang Yihao snorted coldly and was about to have a seizure.
It's a pity that Gulajie didn't give him this opportunity.
"Everyone only has one life, of course I will die, but believe it or not, I can calculate that you died a little earlier than me, and the two of us can still have a companion on Huangquan Road, of course I don't do it."
Tang Yihao's face was so dark that he could drip ink, and the fat man said this, didn't he say that he was engaged in the foundation? I was taken advantage of by him, this guy. He still says that about himself. He was so.
"You're not afraid of me?" Donald asked sharply.
Gulajie shook his head and said: "I respect you and admire you, but I am not afraid of you, no matter how you are, you only have two eyes, a nose and a mouth." Two arms and two legs, the kid doesn't have much ability, but he's bolder, the most I've seen before are beasts, and I haven't really seen a few real people, and I'm not afraid of beasts. How can you be afraid of people? β
Donald looked at the little fat man with great appreciation, this kind of older generation of soldiers, the temper is relatively strange, you can't make a conclusion based on the temper of ordinary people, if you are the same as your grandson, people will only look down on you, but if you are tougher and treat death as home, it will make Donald Gao take a look.
"Boy, you're arrogant!" Master Fa didn't look back at all, after all, he usually saw the big people at the top of the power pyramid of Hua and Xia, and a small person who had learned the magic of the three-legged cat, and he didn't even give him a chance to look at each other.
"I'm not arrogant, the real arrogance should be you! Ignoring the witchcraft and lifting the spells imposed by other wizards without authorization, aren't you afraid of wars between wizard sects? Gu Lajie asked disdainfully.
"Afraid? My master is the top in the line of Chinese and Xia wizards, do you think I might be afraid? Master Fa was equally disdainful, apparently he was extremely confident in his backing background.
"Yo! It's pretty bullish! Say it and listen to it, let me hear if I can afford to mess with it. Gula Jie snorted coldly.
Tang Yihao looked at the fat man who was completely like two people in the base, and felt that the current dead fat man had a power that was difficult to describe in words, as if he was a hero of thousands of people.
After all, Tang Yiwu knew that the status of the Fa Master was very high, and in that special department, there were really few people who dared to talk to the Fa Master like this, and ordinary people regarded these people with special abilities as gods, and Gu Lajie was probably the first ordinary person who dared to talk to the Fa Master like this.
However, Tang Yihao is even more optimistic about the fate of the little fat man, after all, wizards belong to evil sects in people's impressions, and the methods of tossing people are unpredictable and endless, Gu Lajie has offended the master of law, I am afraid ......
For a while, Tang Yiwu actually worried about the fat man.
Donald looked at the two people in front of him who were extremely disdainful of each other, and the balance of victory and defeat in his heart had gradually tilted towards the Dharma Master.
But what people didn't expect was that when Master Fa heard the word "fat master" in the fat man's words, as if he was electrocuted, his fat body like a mountain of meat trembled suddenly, twisted his body very slowly, his expression changed, and he seemed to look at Gu Lajie very embarrassed.
Then, the three of Tang Laozu and grandson saw a scene that surprised them.
The little fat man slowly walked in front of Master Fa, his height of one meter eight. Before Master Fa was about two meters tall, he was like a child.
But when the little fat man walked in front of the Dharma Master, the Dharma Master actually bent down slightly, and then the little fat man waved his hand and gave the Dharma Master a slap, and this slap was clean and neat. The sound is crisp.
"It's over, the little fat man is really dead now, should I help him intercede? Hey? Why do I think that? Tang Yihao couldn't help but sit up straight on the sofa, looking at the two people with disparity in status, and his consciousness became confused for a while.
"You're awesome! Your teacher is very good! No one is afraid, is it? The little fat man slapped him again. What is strange is that the Dharma Master is as if he has been immobilized, and he does not dodge or dodge.
"Who gave you the power to lift the nightmare spell I cast? Yes? Gulajie slapped him again.
The Master still didn't dodge, and he didn't even raise his hand to resist.
"Big fat man, are you very arrogant? You also wear a Tang costume, do you deserve to wear this outfit? Yo ho! I also left a braid, why didn't I tie a braid? Yes? Gulajie scolded sharply, another slap.
"It's very bold, and it's been a few years since I came out and had no one in my eyes, right? Get on my knees. β
If the words before were barely audible, now what Gu Lajie said is a bit exaggerated, what kind of character is Master Fa? Little fat man, what kind of character is he? Actually let the Dharma Master kneel, wouldn't he think he didn't die fast enough!
But in the surprised eyes of the three of them, Master Gu's mountain-like body really bent down, and then with a muffled sound, he knelt in front of Gu Lajie.
Even more surprising is yet to come!
After the master knelt down, he actually kowtowed to the little fat man three times, and then called out respectfully "Senior brother" with a red and swollen fat face.
Big brother?
Old Tang was stupid, Tang Yihao was also stupid, Tang Xue's mouth was wide open. There is no image of a lady at all, and it is estimated that there is no problem with the two eggs stuffed in.
Fa Hongtong ranks fifth in the Gulajie Division, five years later than the little fat man, this guy is a Yin Gu Master. When the fat man was eight years old, the old wizard found the skeleton of a roe deer in the mountain, which was caught and roasted and eaten. As a result, this matter was naturally covered by the old wizard on Gu Lajie's head.
Gu Lajie was very angry at that time, so he decided to wash away the charges by himself, and walked around the mountain for seven or eight days, and finally blocked the red notice
At the beginning, Fa Hongtong didn't pay attention to the fat man, and just wanted to teach the little fat man a lesson for the sake of the same wizard, so that the little fat man would be nosy, but he didn't expect to be cleaned up by the little fat man as soon as he made a move, and then Fa Hongtong carried the fat man on his back, and was slapped all the way by the little fat man, and when he reached the top of the mountain, his head was swollen like a pig's head.
The old wizard thought that the wizard branch of the Yin Gu Master was about to become extinct, so he moved the idea of accepting apprentices, anyway, he had broken the ring of accepting apprentices, and it didn't matter if he received one more, so Fa Hongtong became the little fat man's Wang junior brother, and the old wizard taught Fa Hongtong witchcraft for a year and a half, and Fa Hongtong went abroad to develop after completing his studies.
After that parting, we haven't seen each other again for more than ten years.
Fa Hongtong is afraid of the fat man in his heart, because the little fat man likes to hit his fat face, his strength is higher than him, and his witchcraft is stronger than him, coupled with the title of senior brother, Fa Hongtong trembles when he thinks of the fat man, let alone see it with his own eyes now.
"Master Fa......" Donald exclaimed in surprise.
Fa Hongtong smiled bitterly: "This is my senior brother of the sect, and I am ranked fifth. β
The three of Tang Laozu and Sun were speechless, looking at this age, if Master Fa is a senior brother, they will definitely believe it, but the problem is, looking at the attitude of these two people, it seems that what Master Fa said is true.
"You...... I also know that I am a big brother! β
The Dharma Master listened to the cold voice of Gu Lajie and looked at the little fat man's frost-covered expression, this time he was really afraid. The fat body involuntarily trembled.
Gu Lajie ignored the outsiders, patted Fa Hongtong's face and said: "Let's not talk about the rules of witchcraft, let's talk about the rules of our own sect, you have solved the nightmare spell I cast without authorization, how should I punish you?" β
Guraji said with a bitter face: "Restore the Nightmare Curse of the caster, and plant the Nightmare Curse by yourself, and it will not be lifted until you are satisfied, Senior Brother." β
Gulajie nodded in satisfaction.
"Wait, Gulajie, can this matter be left at that?" Tang Xue exclaimed and asked, it would be terrible if Jiang Defu was given that terrifying nightmare curse again...... (To be continued.) )