Chapter 1 Comes with a goalkeeper special effect
Shui Yi'er, who has nothing to do, is constantly wandering around in the heavenly realm, always feeling that something is wrong, since he has become a god, there must be a certain indication, now there is only the voice in the dream that does not know whether it is dead or alive, and now he is sleeping in dream mode, and after a few days, the dark circles under his eyes are almost comparable to ink.
Mo Qianyin and Yu Fei came to the Heavenly Realm to be on duty instead of their father and mother, and looked at the increasingly tired Shui Yi'er and couldn't help but wonder, "Great God, you are all gods, why are you still weak like this?" Is it because our demon king doesn't pity the jade too much? ”
Shui Yi'er smashed a sesame cake without love, "What are you thinking?" Can't you be a little purer in your mind? If you have the energy to gossip, it's better to hurry up and make people with your little lady! The Heavenly Emperor of the province has been urging. ”
"Hey, hey, are you from family planning? I'd love to make one, too! I've worked so hard! "Don't keep urging it, if you keep doing this, I'm under a lot of pressure, okay?
Shui Yi'er glanced at him meaningfully, "Is it because you can't do it?" ”
"You can't!" Mo Qianyin immediately protested, don't you know that boys are the most unquestionable aspect!
Obviously, Shui Yi'er knew, and when she looked at her face like that, she knew that she did it on purpose, and the angry Mo Qianyin's face darkened, "If you have the ability, you... Look at him and you still can't laugh out! ”
"Huh? Ji Luobing? I seem to owe him wine! It's over, you have to send him quickly, or you'll have to ask for your life later! Really, people in the underworld can't afford to mess with them! Being reminded by Mo Qianyin, Shui Yi'er finally remembered that something was wrong, there was always a chasing judge behind her!
Mo Qianyin poked a baked cake with chopsticks, and looked at the direction of Shui Yi'er, who disappeared in a flash, and sighed incomparably, "Hey, he is really a blessed person, and his body is not out of shape after giving birth!" ”
Yu Fei said fiercely with an extremely low aura behind him, "People in the twenty-first century, where is it so easy to lose shape!" Do you mean to say that I haven't given birth to a child, and my figure is not as good as hers, right? ”
Feeling the neurotic air pressure behind him, he knew that someone's vinegar jar had been knocked over again, and hurriedly smiled, "Wife, don't be angry!" I don't mean anything else, of course, only my wife has the best figure. Don't be angry, don't be angry! ”
When someone brazenly coaxed his wife, Shui Yi'er was already floating behind Shui Yi'er with more than n jars of newly brewed wine floating to a place where everyone except the dead was far away.
This time when entering the underworld was not as difficult as the last time, when the doorman saw Shui Yi'er's fluttering figure, and then looked at the fragrant jar of wine behind him, he knew that an acquaintance was coming, and before the doorman could say hello, he saw a creature that was not a human being, and the speed of launching from thousands of miles away, rushed towards the wine bottle behind him.
Then, Shui Yi'er subconsciously hid...
So someone happily lay on the ground in the posture of "five-body throwing".
Shui Yi'er didn't know how to describe her mood, she was stunned on the spot for a long time, and then a little embarrassed, "Classmate Ji Luobing, isn't your welcome ceremony a little too grand?" ”
Ji Luobing, who was lying on the ground, had no face at this time, and continued to lie on his stomach like anger, pretending not to hear Shui Yi'er's words.
Shui Yi'er, who was standing on the side, immediately understood, and pretended to raise her head, "Ahhhh Can I go in now? I don't know how Hitomi is doing lately, no matter what, it's my little uncle! ”
The doorman brother was very cooperative, "It's verified, you can go in, do you want us to go in and report?" Or do you come on your own? ”
"I can come by myself, the doorman has worked hard, na, this jar is the good wine I just brewed, the kind that won't get dizzy when I'm drunk, when it's okay, drink slowly with my brothers, I'll go find someone first." Bye-bye~~"
waved his hand without taking away a single cloud.
Shui Yi'er landed in front of the door of "Pupil House" like a drumbeat, I haven't seen it for many years, this guy's taste has really not changed at all!
"Uncle Hitomi, I've come to see you, do you miss me?"
Hearing the movement at the door, a small figure flew out from inside, "Ah, the beautiful little lady is here!" Did you bring me any gifts? ”
Catch the small body that flies over, how can the people of this underworld like to flutter? Were they all football goalkeepers in their last life?
"Of course I brought it, I brought my own small desserts, there is a big box, this time it will definitely be enough for you to eat!"
"Wow~ Yi'er, you're so nice, if only you were my lady, then I would have delicious desserts to eat every day, why were you born so early than me! Why don't you consider marrying me? My wife has already saved almost enough, and she can marry a daughter-in-law! ”
Yawning, Lord Wen Juntong came out of it and leaned against the door frame, "If you marry her, it is estimated that it will cause chaos in the world, and she has two children, are you ready to be a father?" ”
"Eh~~~ I just want to marry her, I don't want to marry her children and husband yet~~"
Touching the head of Shengsheng, no matter what, it feels like a child, "Then ~~ Or, marry dessert first, right?" You can grow up slowly, and when Rourou grows up, you can go to her and be your lady! That guy isn't interested in anything else, but he's talented at making desserts! Ah~~ But if his twin brother Xiao Wenchen is concerned, it is estimated that he will not let his sister marry so soon! Be mentally prepared! ”
"Why don't you marry your brother together?" Shengsheng was pulling a small abacus on the side to calculate whether this deal was suitable or not.
Shui Yi'er: "・・・・・" Can she say that her rotten girl's soul has just burned quickly?
When the three of them were eating dessert around the table, Ji Luobing, who was lying at the door, finally came over, and kept smacking his lips, tasting a sip of wine from the doorman's eldest brother, and ran in with his eyes full of flowers.
"Oh, Brother Ji Luobing, I haven't seen you for a long time, where have you been running for so long? I've got a gift for you! Shui Yi'er hurriedly came over to greet her, I haven't seen him for so long, this person has become so ~~ Eh...
"Oh, hehe~~" Someone was ashamed and cheekily joked, "I just went to the underworld to inspect it, so I've just come back now!" I didn't expect you to miss me so soon! ”
"・・・・・" Who is this man?
"・・・・・" doesn't know this product.
"・・・・・" He's sleepwalking, right?
"Ah~~ It's hard work, I brought consolation products, hurry up!" Forget it, if he plans to go on like this, he won't be able to recruit it.
"Nana, Uncle Xiao, I have a question I want to ask, that is, recently, there is always someone in my spiritual realm, saying some questions about becoming a god, but I can't find any relevant clues, do you know anything about this?"
"I don't know much about this, but you can go there and check it out for yourself." Holding a small strawberry cake, he pointed to the study in the back.
"Uh~~ How much information can you put in such a small study?"
"The house is not big, just enough, don't look at it small, it contains all the contents of the Six Realms and the Non-Six Realms, and it can be found here in other places that can't be found."
"What a liar!"
"Roar! What I'm saying is true! Anyway, I'm also a generation of Hades, so why don't you think highly of me! ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, don't be angry!"
The king of Hades is so careful today~~ I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
No matter how they make trouble behind them, it's better to figure out the situation of this dream, if they keep eating like this and waiting to die, it is estimated that it is really one of the great human gods who died of nervous breakdowns in history, the catastrophe did not die, if the reason for death is a nervous breakdown, and when he comes to the underworld in the future, he must not let Uncle Xiao laugh to death?
Walking to that little bit of the small study, Shui Yi'er was dumbfounded after reading it, what kind of information is this, isn't it just a normal romance novel? Does the Immortal have nothing to do? Do you usually watch some of these things?
On the entire shelf, the only book that can be related to the history of mankind and the history of the Six Realms is the topmost book of the Six Realms, and there is a not very thick "History of the Six Realms" next to it, what is this? Doesn't it mean that the problems of the Six Realms can be investigated? Just two small books?
Forget it, let's take it and take a look, when I opened the Six Realms Gaiden, Shui Yi'er was stunned, what are these? How can it be recorded inside? It's really a book can't be disguised.,This technology,I don't know how much more powerful than human civilization.,If there is this technology.,We humans still use to plant trees? And the printing of books? Children who go to school still carry such a big schoolbag and shout all day long to reduce the burden?
Hey, it's too cruel to treat human children like this, I don't know how many children in the world have their backbones bent because of that schoolbag, and how many children can't grow tall?
So after eating the pastries and drinking wine, the three of them looked at the tireless figure in the door, and they didn't know whether to enter the door to disturb, and when they shook back and forth many times, they finally mustered up the courage to speak, "Beauty~~ Are you planning to stay here tonight?" ”
"Can I take this book with me?" Shui Yi'er didn't raise his head.
"No, as long as you go out of the underworld, the text will not be displayed, unless you come back tomorrow." Ji Luobing squinted at her, admiring her attentive appearance, as if the book in her hand was a thousand-year-old jade.