"Then forget it, I can't wait that long, and from the fairy world, the demon world, it takes spiritual power to come to your underworld! I'd better stay here for a while! By the way, you can talk to my father-in-law by the way, saying that I won't go back tonight, and he will be worried. ”

Ji Luobing seemed to be drunk, and knocked his head on the door frame, looking unhappy, "Your father-in-law?!" Did you know that you show affection are annoying! ”

Shui Yi'er lowered her head and replied in a muffled voice, "If you don't want to be disturbed by us showing affection, then you should quickly find someone to accompany you!" Anyway, Shengsheng has already saved the money to marry his daughter-in-law, so what can you do if you marry him now? Don't worry, I won't discriminate against you, you see how happy Brother Shenghao and Xiao Yanyan are! ”

"To be honest, I don't discriminate, fortunately only they know whether they are happy or not, what's the use of others saying more? It's just Shui Yi'er, don't doubt my orientation, at least in the eyes of the general public, I'm still very normal. ”

"It's normal for us to think that homosexuality, Ji Luobing, you have exposed your inner thoughts."

"I don't have any prejudice against my comrades, as long as it doesn't happen to me."

"Before meeting Xiao Yanyan, Brother Shenghao also thought he was straight, but reality proved that he had always misunderstood himself."

"・・・・・" The soul of the rotten girl really can't be explained, "Do you want to prove that I'm really straight?!" ”

"How to prove it? Uncle Xiao said that your orientation is still a mystery, for so many years, you have never been close to women, but you have never been close to men! So, you're not as straight as you think. ”

How do ・・・・・・ explain to the dead woman in front of him? "Without investigation, there is no right to speak, is that guy Hitomi following me all day long?"

"Sure enough, you want Hitomi to follow you all day long, I can't see it, you still have inexpressible thoughts about your boss, your ambitions are good, and the story of the president and the domineering secretary sounds good."

"You!" Does this dead kid have to ~~ think so good? "I used to have a girl I liked."

"Ever?"

"Yes, but she's married."

"This kind of plot of first love eventually becoming someone else's lady is very common."

"That's right, every man's first love, Shen Jiayi, will not marry Ke Jingteng."

"After all, they're still young, Shen... How do you know Shen Jiayi? How do you, a judge, know such a thing? Shui Yi'er raised her attention from the book and looked at him incredulously.

"Huh? Did I just say something? I didn't seem to say anything. ”

Play stupid for me! "Do you know Fan Bingbing?"

"Ah~~female~~~ I don't know!"

"You want to say the goddess, right? Say! Don't say I'm brutal! Brutality all night! "As soon as the words came out, I always felt that something was wrong.

"Uh~~ You should have seen me, in that space."

"It's really you! I said how do you look so similar! You're still blinding me! Just the color of this hair? ”

"Which one is strong in hair dyeing technology, Shandong is looking for Lanxiang in China!"

"Roll~~~"

"But what I said is not wrong, your body already has a soul to live, so you can't go back, live well here, we are just in different planes of time and space, in fact, you are living a good life now, aren't you?"

"Well, I didn't want to go back, is your technique a shadow clone? Can you be on so many planes? ”

"No, it's just that each space-time plane has a map, and I just receive different information, here I am the ontology, I'm afraid that we have a common language, what do you say, at least it's more fashionable than your current husband, isn't it?"

"It's okay for the two of them to have a fashion, I prefer to be flowers~~ Or your Shen Jiayi!"

"Well, Shen Jiayi, I finally married Ke Jingteng!"

"Where's your first love?"

"I'm empathetic."

“・・・・・”

Looking at Shui Yi'er, who was reading seriously again, Ji Luobing was a little unhappy, "Aren't you curious about who I can fancy you?" ”

"It's not me!"

"It's you!"

"I'm sorry, someone has already preemptively registered."

"You're so advanced in your thinking, do you care about this?"

"I'm a conservative person!"

"・・・・・, you are a new human, saying this, "you don't know, I can still use the strong?" ”

"You can't beat me!"

“・・・・・・”

There is no love in this world anymore~~~ Talking is dedicated to cutting people's hearts.

Ji Luobing knocked on the door and was depressed, now he doesn't even have a chance to confess, right? Does she know she likes her? Or did she take it as a joke and just take it casually?

ran to Shui Yi'er and came over her shoulder very seriously, "I'm serious, the girl I like is you!" You must go to your heart! ”

"I'm married, so there's no way out!" Obviously, he is in a state of persuasion that the prodigal son will not change his money.

Don't give it a chance! Is it really good to be so principled? "Then I'll go and cut your husband right now!"

"I'll help him chop you." It was as calm as the water of a small stream, and there was not even a trace of sound.

"Don't you think about extramarital affairs?"

"Your three views are flawed." The calm summary made Ji Luobing very hurt, "If you are really hungry and thirsty, go to Uncle Xiao, and look at his small body should be able to satisfy you." ”

"I like women."

"You treat him as a woman."

Can't you have a pleasant chat!

So on a dark and windy night in the moon, Shui Yi'er, who was reading at night, saw a man who had drunk alcohol and started to have a nervous disorder, holding a wildflower that he didn't know where it came from, "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island, my fair lady, the gentleman is good, the roadside wildflowers, beautiful, the beauty in the house, come out to take a look, the beautiful man is on the side, how to solve the worries~~ Only Du Kang~~"

"Neurotic!"

Can't this dead man get a good night's sleep when he drinks? In the middle of the night, if you don't sleep, the other ghosts will always sleep, right? couldn't help but push open the door, but found Wen Juntong standing aside with a coat, looking helplessly at Ji Luobing, who was playing drunk.

"Uncle Junior, can you take him in quickly?"

"He doesn't drink well~~ It's easy to get sick when he drinks, and it is estimated that he won't know where to sleep after a while."

"Shouldn't I have stayed tonight?"

"It's okay with you, he used to be like that."

"Before? That's how he used to get sick? ”

"Well, it used to be like this, I smoked twice if I had something to do, but I was born before, and it wasn't so troublesome, but now I drank a little wine, and I was a little dizzy, and I went straight to sleep, if I was awake, I would have kicked it and fainted, and then I went back."

"I see," I didn't think that Shengsheng didn't look big, but he was a domineering president, "Then why don't you just go up and shoot it?" Is it up to him to make such a fuss? ”

"It's not that I don't want to, it's just that I've never stunned him, I'm afraid that I don't have a serious start, it's not like Shengsheng, I'm used to it, it's a convenient thing, if I shoot him stupidly, the work will really be too busy, so I'd better wait for him to wake up!"

"Ah~~ You are so merciful, can you move him to a place where no one is around?"

"There are the least number of people here, only you, and the rest of the places are all officials, fortunately he didn't go to hell to make trouble, otherwise it would be really lively."

"・・・・・・" Shui Yier really wanted to shoot herself, where did she decide to stay? "Do you have any material here? I'm going to make the soup. ”

"There are only Forgetful Water and Meng Po Soup here." We are very professional in the underworld and do not engage in smuggling.

"Otherwise, I'll just freeze him."

"If he catches a cold, he doesn't have the money to pay for any medical expenses, and if he dares to touch his wife, he will probably be angry."

Now it's Shui Yi'er's turn to bang his head against the wall, you underworld is really ・・・・・

So in the second half of the night, Shui Yi'er was holding a book, and Wen Juntong was sitting opposite, glancing at Ji Luobing outside the window from time to time, and she was about to collapse.

Ji Luobing shook to the window and said Martian to the two people inside, "Beauty~~ Do you want to make an appointment?" ”

"Ask your sister!"

"That beauty, you come out for a moment."

Wen Juntong stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Ji Luobing, stretching out a finger to point at himself, "Me? ”

"Yes, yes, that's you!"

"・・・・・ "What do you drink like to see yourself as a woman?"

Shui Yi'er looked at Ji Luobing outside with an expression of slow walking, looking like she had seen through life and death, and she had nothing to love.

Wen Juntong still walked over very cooperatively, stood in front of Ji Luobing, and stretched out his hand to put on his cloak, "Come, put it on, or you won't get sick." ”

"This cutie, what is your surname?"

Wen Juntong tied his cloak and replied to him coaxingly, "My surname is Wen." ”

"Is the warm water warm?"

"Warm temperature."

"Oh, it's not a Wen, what's your name?"

"Jun Hitomi."

"Ah~~ The gentleman's pupils? Good name, you are my eyes~~ Take me through the vast sea of books, you are my eyes~~~"

"That's not how it is explained~~"

Looking at the two people in a mess under the moonlight, Shui Yi'er held her forehead helplessly, what are these? ! also said that he likes girls, and he is obviously very thorough.

When Ji Luobing woke up the next day, he looked at the half-collapsed roof, and looked around in surprise, where is this? Who am I? What day is today? Why did the roof collapse?

After a circle of empty thoughts, it finally returns, but what is the situation? Isn't this where Shui Yi'er lives? Why are you here? Yesterday the roof was fine, why did it rot a hole today? What about Shui Yi'er? Every time I wake up, I will see Wen Juntong, what about Hades? I vaguely remember that when I was drinking, that guy from Hades was always by my side~~

Touching his head and slowly walking out of the inside, the outside was quiet and almost a bit of an apocalyptic feeling, just after Ji Luobing thought that the entire underworld had moved, only himself was left, and he walked out slowly from the side, holding an abacus, "Ah, Monkey King woke up?" ”