"So, Yi'er said that this time it's a secret recipe! As long as we give her enough materials, she will always be able to satisfy our drinking needs. ”

"Is it a lot?"

"It doesn't seem to be big, he sent so many this time, and he didn't ask for materials, which means that the forgiveness last time was not used up, and Yi'er said that he also left a batch himself, so it must have been processed or diluted by a certain method."

"In general, it's safe and pollution-free!"

"It's understandable."

So on the way back, Wen Juntong was very unhappy, "Hey, I said, isn't it just to buy a snack for snacks, as for buying so much?" You feed the pigs? ”

"Correction, my Lord Hades, pigs are vegetarians."

"You don't think it's going to cost you, do you?"

"That's right, the dead child is very good at eating, don't buy more to gag his mouth, it will disturb my interest in drinking, I am most annoyed by being disturbed, and you pay me a salary, you can be regarded as you supporting me, I don't mind at all."

"I mind!"

"Mind invalid! It's up to you to decide. ”

"I regret it."

"Regret is invalid! The big husband counts when he talks. ”

"You scoundrel!"

"You're lame."

"・・・・・" really can't win him.

Shengsheng was very happy to receive the gift, I don't know what day it is, not only do I have a gift to receive, but I don't have to pay any labor myself, I slowly took it, and asked cautiously, "Are you really sure you don't need me to do anything?" ”

"Of course I have, just eat, not work!" Ji Luobing looked at the little person who was born, and he was unhappy, this child was still far from the day of marrying a daughter-in-law, right? Now the bride price money is more than my own, but I refuse to pay a penny.

"Huh? What are you going to do? I'll have a girl on date! "I'm a person who wants to start a family, and I want to go on a blind date!

"What?" Ji Luobing exploded all of a sudden, such a little child, do they already have the consciousness of picking up girls? It's really a wave that is stronger than a wave, and the front wave dies on the beach! "Do you know that this is obviously a puppy love? Puppy love! ”

Sheng Shengpestle was there and asked a question that made Ji Luobing embarrassed, "Do you think I'm a hundred-year-old person, can I be considered a puppy love?" ”

“・・・・・”

"So, what exactly do you need me to do? I still have to go on a date, so I can't afford to delay too much. ”

"I hope you have a longer date, don't come back so soon, it's okay if you don't come home tonight."

"You don't mean to be by me to do anything bad, do you?"

"We're just going to drink, I'm afraid that when you're having a good time, you're running out and kicking it, so I'm so prepared! Every time, I fall asleep inexplicably, so this time I'm going to drink to my heart's content! I can't let you out and make trouble, and besides, I swear to you, I won't tear down the house this time! So, please, can you avoid it tonight? ”

Shengsheng didn't know whether to cry or laugh when he heard it, and thought he was going to do some technical work, but he didn't expect that until now, he actually let himself avoid it, because he often beat people?

"Okay, I see, I'm not coming back today." Shengsheng is very interesting, if you don't come back, you won't come back, if it weren't for the drunken you who brought disaster to the country and the people, I wouldn't bother to care about you, but now that I have snacks or something, I'm very content.

After speaking, carrying a big bag of snacks, he immediately disappeared, and Wen Juntong on the side flashed out, "He's so young, you cultivate his bad habit of not returning home, ah?" ”

In Shengsheng's words, he is not a puppy love, so it's not small, it's normal to fall in love or something, at least he knows his orientation very well, he has always been clear about what he wants, he and the little red eyebrows next door have been eye-to-eye for a long time, and it's the same as if people didn't see it. In contrast, I am the disadvantaged, right? I need more protection, more love! ”

Listening to his roar, Wen Juntong understood what Shui Yi'er meant by "weak is relative", "Okay, good, care for the disadvantaged, let's go, I've set the table, go to the bar!" ”

Looking at the open jar on the table, Ji Luobing immediately rushed over and wanted to hug and drink, but in the next second, Wen Juntong grabbed his collar, "Use a wine glass, there is a wine jug there!" You drink like this to let life come back to rhythm in advance! ”

"Huh? Forget it, I'll drink it from a wine glass, don't tell Shengsheng! I'm talking about how emotional it is to drink from a wine glass! You see there is moonlight, and flowers, and spring water, come on, cheers! ”

Yes, the place where they are is the forbidden area of the entire underworld, a paradise exclusive to Wen Juntong, once when Wen Juntong was taking a small lunch break in the hammock, Ji Luobing broke in once, shouting that he wanted to become his own private territory, and then he was thrown out by Wen Juntong with his front and hind hooves, so for a long time, Ji Luobing kept nagging in Wen Juntong's ear.

Wen Juntong, who has always been as gentle as water, was annoyed, and ruthlessly locked up Ji Luobing for three days, so since then, Ji Luobing has not mentioned the matter of the secret base.

Now that Wen Juntong actually agreed to drink and play in the secret base, let's listen to him obediently, otherwise what if I grab the four hooves and throw them out? What to do in confinement?

The two of them kept laughing and toasting, Wen Juntong felt that the amount of wine was not bad, and after drinking more than a dozen glasses, he felt a little dizzy, so he put down the wine glass, and sobered up while eating there, and looked at Ji Luobing, hoping that this kid would not tear down this place after drinking high.

Really, every time I get drunk, my face is different, and it's really elusive.

So in just half an hour, what Wen Juntong was worried about really happened, because there was no house nearby, so there was no trouble about demolishing the house again, but what happened when you became a monkey after you got drunk, and you had to climb a tree? If you want to climb a tree, you can climb a tree, and if you fly up by yourself, just hold the roots of the tree and don't move, do you really think you are a squirrel?

Although Wen Juntong was also a little dizzy, and his walking was a little crooked and inaccurate, his mind was still very clear.

Walked up and carried someone's neck collar, and flew directly to the top of the tree, the tree is still very thick, so he is not afraid of falling down at all, Ji Luobing, who was brought up, felt that his vision was very broad, and his mood was instantly refreshing, "Ah, the moon is so close, the air above is so fresh, hehe, a bright moon is in the sky, and the clouds are gradually thinning~~ Such a night is so beautiful!" ”

Wen Juntong on the side didn't have a moment to enjoy the beautiful scenery, he had to pay attention to not falling down, and he also had to pay attention to not being taken down by Ji Luobing, and at the same time, Ji Luobing couldn't fall by himself.

Seeing him sit firmly next to a branch, Wen Juntong slowly relaxed, sat on the branch, looked at the moon with drunken eyes, and leaned on it quietly, from yesterday's house demolition to the current quiet moon, this change is a bit big? The slightly drunk Wen Juntong is a little incompetent, what is this person thinking in his heart? It's hard to understand this movement.

Ji Luobing lowered his head and stayed quietly, Wen Juntong was sitting next to him and stayed with him, "Hitomi, let me ask you, why didn't you let me drink with you three hundred years ago?" ”

“？” Wen Juntong didn't know if he was drunk or not, he was probably drunk, and he would never ask this kind of question from a long, long time ago, "Do you know what happened three hundred years ago?" ”

"I don't remember, I just know that I was very happy and relaxed that night, but after I woke up, you never drank with me again, for so long, I was trying to think, but I don't know what happened that day, ah, by the way, in case I woke up this time and forgot again, I prepared something."

took out a stone from his pocket, stretched out his hand and cast a spell on it, and the stone floated quietly around the two of them, "Look, this is the documentary crystal I prepared, which is used to record images, after the province of wine sobers up, you ignore me, I don't know why it's miserable." ”

"・・・・・ you're quite well prepared, 360 degrees without dead ends, or high-definition quality! How much do you regret not being able to remember the events of that night? ”

"You want to know? I really regret it, you were happy with me at that time, but after that time you said you wouldn't drink with me, I was so sad, but I can't say it, because I really can't remember what happened that night, I'm always afraid, this time after I wake up, you will ignore me, you are the person who has been with me for the longest time, I don't want you to ignore me, I don't want you to leave me, so, I don't want to hurt you, you are very important to me! ”

Looking at Ji Luobing's drunk, but extremely serious and honest expression, Wen Juntong was sure that this kid was really drunk!

"Well, I'm not going to ignore you." Forget it, just coax the child.

"Really? Then you swear! ”

"Do you still need to swear by this kind of thing? After all these years, haven't you seen what I did? "Isn't this kid stupid?

"Whatever, once you change your mind? You swear and swear! ”

"Okay, I swear, I, Wen Juntong, swear in the name of the Hades King that I will never ignore Ji Luobing for the rest of my life."

"Well, hehe, that's pretty much it!"

"How can you be like a child!"

"Are you complimenting me on my youth?"

"Yes, you're the youngest, younger than you are."

"It's only been a little kid for more than 300 years! I'm a child! Tong Yan, do you understand? ”

"Understand, you're the most tender!"

"Hey, hey, look at me! Yes, yes, turn around, look at me head-on, and say, I'm not good-looking! ”

"Huh?" This girl is really drunk.