Chapter 4 Try to try, and it bends
As soon as these words came out, the two men were directly stunned, is this a question that girls should ask? How can it be subtle at all? I don't know how shy I am when I ask. "Huh?"
"Ahh Yes or no? This is very important, you have to tell the truth, otherwise I really can't judge. ”
Seeing that Shui Yi'er raised the problem to this level, the two of them could only tell the truth, "Yes, there are many beautiful pictures, but they are just dressed normally, and they don't have the kind of red fruit you said." ”
"You guys haven't had anything to vent over the years? How do you usually vent? ”
"Huh?" The questions asked are becoming more and more unlimited, and there is no scale, but looking at Shui Yi'er's serious face, there is no curiosity, and the inexplicable feeling is very reliable, so I still answer honestly, "Generally, when I see people falling in love with each other, I am a little envious, and I am not particularly impulsive!" ”
・・・・・ "How can this be diagnosed!"
Seeing Shui Yi'er's troubled face, the two of them were also heavy, is it so difficult to judge? Are you already abnormal?
"Forget it, last question, are you two still like that? It's just that there has been any kind of behavior, whether it is a boy or a girl, and it doesn't count if you solve it yourself. ”
"・・・・・ "What are these problems?" "Nope!"
Sure enough, it's all small places that haven't been in love, and it's normal not to understand!
"What! I'm not sure about your situation, so be it! Why don't you two try it? Or rather, try it with a random female ghost? ”
"Can ・・・・・ be serious?" This woman wants to die, right? The dignified Hades and the judges, are they so casual?
Shui Yi'er raised her hand and swore, "I'm serious, and I'm serious, not as dirty as you think!" Seriously, if you don't understand, just try it, it's a normal logic, just like you like or don't like to do something, you can only understand it if you try it! ”
"En~~" Seeing that the two of them fell into deep thought, Shui Yi'er immediately flashed, if he was entangled, he wouldn't use the excuse that you knew too much and then prepare to kill him, right? This kind of thing is better to withdraw early.
The two of them seriously considered Shui Yi'er's construction, and looked at each other very tacitly, instantly as if they had been electrified, and instantly flicked their eyes to the side, and at the same time said in surprise: What a bad idea Shui Yi'er came up with!
Wen Juntong slowly moved to Ji Luobing's side, stretched out a finger and poked him, "Hey, you said Yi'er said to let the two of us try, how do you try?" ”
"How can these problems between men and women be verified, in addition to kissing, that is, touching and then going to bed, how else can they be verified?" Isn't that stupid?
"Oh~~" Is there no other, a way to verify the purity point?
When he returned to his seat, he saw Ji Luobing sitting on his desk with clothes and clothes, pressing a book, and he couldn't take it if he wanted to, "Classmate Ji Luobing, you pressed my book." ”
Ji Luobing pulled out the book under his ass and threw it to him, "When is it, are you still in the mood to read!" ”
Wen Juntong opened a book very casually, "This needs to be verified for a long time, don't worry, when you meet the person you really love, you will know, don't be in such a hurry!" Right? ”
"That's not right! I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I have to solve the problem immediately, otherwise I will be grumpy and uncomfortable! ”
"So, I like employees like you the most, no matter what work can be completed in the first time, but the problems we are facing now are not things that can be completed in a hurry, do you figure out your orientation, the next step is to find someone to verify it?"
"Well, I think what you said makes sense." This thing must be practiced to be reassuring.
Wen Juntong on the side had already ignored him, took out a thick stack of Wen Jiàn from the drawer, and began to look through it, and the angry Ji Luobing knocked on the table in front of him, "Can't you pay attention to this issue?" ”
Wen Juntong calmly didn't raise his head, "It's best to go with the flow, if you want to prove that you are a homosexual, do you still plan to jump off the Wangchuan Tower?" ”
"No, I don't have that plan."
"If you want to prove that you are normal heterosexual, do you want to harm the female ghosts of our underworld?"
"No, I don't have that intention."
"Then what are you anxious about? Did it prove that it worked? You're still living your life anyway. ”
"But that wine really made me feel better! So, I'm essentially solving the problem! This is called face, do you call it evasion? ”
"Classmate Ji Luobing, calm down, calm down, the world is so wonderful, but you are so irritable, this is not good, not good!"
"・・・・・" This product definitely has the potential to become a monk, "You really don't want to know?" ”
"Yes." is still very calm, and the calm Ji Luobing has some egg pain.
"Do you want to prove it?"
"How do you prove it?" Still didn't raise his head, it was obvious that Wen Juntong was not interested in his orientation or anything at all.
"Shall we go to the Qinglou?"
"・・・・" bow your head, stamp, write a comment, a full-time overbearing president of the underworld.
Ji Luobing looked at him in such a daze, silent, bowed his head, criticized, sometimes stamped and sometimes not stamped, the bangs in front of his forehead because of his light movements, flickering regularly and flickering, the sun revealed from the outside, lingering on the face, making the skin look white, breathable, full of texture, slender fingers constantly shuttling in the information in the hand, the nails are healthy pink, suddenly there is a feeling of a little baby, pure, breathable, just like the pure snow water of the Tianshan Mountains, cold, oxygenated, refreshing, warm, pure.
This is a man who has lived for thousands of years, right? How can it be so ~~ "pink"?
Wen Juntong, who had been working with his head down, didn't notice Ji Luobing's silence, so there was a scene where one person was immersed in work, approving copywriting, and one person was drinking green tea and basking in the sun, admiring the beautiful man by the way.
When Wen Juntong was done, he saw someone who should have been noisy, drinking tea very quietly, and then looked at himself, and couldn't help but wonder, "Why are you looking at me?" It's useless to sell cuteness, I won't go along with you to pollute Qi Qinglou. ”
"No, I suddenly feel like you're right, and this kind of thing just goes naturally." It seems that the obsessive-compulsive disorder is not so strong, and it is not so anxious, and there are only green tea, sunshine, and Wen Juntong left in the world.
Ji Luobing suddenly lost her anxiety, Wen Juntong was still a little uncomfortable, was she really suffocated?
"Do you want to go there for a drink today? This time I'll drink with you, and no one will see it. Wen Juntong put his hands on his cheeks, looked at the stunned Ji Luobing and burst into a warm smile, for the sake of his bad mood, be kind to him for the time being.
Ji Luobing was dazzled by Wen Juntong's smile for a moment, and he didn't know how to react, what did he just say? Want to drink with yourself? Didn't he forbid drinking with himself more than 300 years ago?
More than 300 years ago, I had a drink with Wen Juntong, and last time, I was inexplicably drunk, Wen Juntong has been taking care of her, that time I drank a little too much, just a very ordinary wine, I drank about more than ten jars, but after waking up that day, Wen Juntong explicitly forbade himself to drink with him, is the sun coming out of the west today?
"Huh? Well, yes, I haven't found anyone to drink with me in years. If you want, that's great. Ji Luobing instantly regained the restless and hyperactive, obsessive-compulsive patient, which made Wen Juntong instantly doubt life, could it be that the person who just held tea, basked in the sun, and looked at him hesitantly, was it?
"Let's go, let's go buy something, snacks or something, and snacks you like, and buy them all together."
"You don't have to think about everything to get alive! He's still a kid, he can't drink or anything, and he can't buy snacks! Ji Luobing protested, to be honest, Wen Juntong has a good temper with everyone, and always feels a little uncomfortable, this fool is fortunate to be the Hades, if it is an ordinary person, he doesn't know what it is like to be bullied!
"He drank with you yesterday! It's just a sip, so it's much lighter than you. Buy him some snacks and save him from bothering us to drink, isn't it? Do you want to take him with you when you drink? ”
"Forget it, let's buy him snacks and let him play by himself! We drink ours, and if he dares to disturb him, I'll beat him up and throw him out!" Who let him beat me all the time before! ”
Wen Juntong took the lead in getting up, took his money, and walked out, "You should thank him, he is already very experienced in stuning you now, we don't dare to do it, he is generally very accurate, he can let you sleep well, but it won't hurt too much." ”
"I can understand that you are complimenting him? I'm your employee too! Just willing to be beaten like this? Can't you just protect it? After so many years, I didn't get beaten three hundred years ago, at that time, you must have stopped it, right? ”
"At that time, Shengsheng was not there, and he went out to travel." If so, there will be no next thing that will happen.
"Oh~~ I forgot."
"Would you like to buy something else?"
"No need, the wine made by Yi'er this time is very delicious, the entrance is cold and lubricated, and the refreshingness of drinking, after waking up, I don't have a headache at all, I feel like drinking white water and drinking wine."
"Is Yi'er's wine so delicious this time? I'd like to try it too! It's just, why is there a curative effect to vent the unhappiness in my heart? How did she do it? ”
"I remember when she came, she took it with her, a lot of Lechuan River water, and flowers on the other side."
"Ah~~ No wonder! It's just that those two things don't taste good at all! ”