Hung up the phone.

"Okay, let's do this for the time being, I'll call back later, just say that the business is too busy to wait for people, leave first, and come back in half an hour"

The eyes of the pants are shining, this whole person is really a bit fun

Dong Xiaobao: ""

Tourist: ""

In fact, within a few minutes, the fat man's phone called.

"Hello?"

The pants looked like they had succeeded in their schemes.

"Did you hear that? It's called! Wait, see how I walk him," the pants whispered. Excited.

"Hey! This is the express delivery by the way, who is tired? ”

The pants are talking in a strange accent.

"Whew, swoop," the fat man gasped. Obviously, just did a strenuous exercise.

"Didn't you just ask me to pick up takeout? I'm outside now, why didn't I see you? ”

"Is that Ying Xiansen?"

"Yes! Is it me, you? ”

He smiled and said, "Oh, did you bring your ID card?" ”

"I've brought it, I've got it on my body."

The pants almost couldn't hold back, and quickly removed the phone

"Only my brother, your friend is true and sincere, and he really brought it hahaha"

"Yes, my friend is a little sincere" Dong Xiaobao also laughed, I didn't expect the fat man to have such a day, it feels good

Public screen.

As hot as ever. I haven't heard the subtitles scrolling since the phone call started, and I've been in a hurry.

"Brother Han is mighty!!"

"I like the anchor who has no public morality"

"The poor man was tricked"

"I'm kind of looking forward to that guy's face when he finds out what happened."

"Hehe, the loss of the anchor can think of it, there is no one who delivers takeaways and asks for ID cards for express delivery"

"The point is, this fucking is really done!"

"Yes, if this thing were put on me, I would probably have hit it."

"The anchor is so lacking in morality."

"Only my brother pits his teammates, mourn for his friend for three seconds, and then I'm going to laugh out loud!! Quack, it's so cool, it feels good!! ”

"Unscrupulous"

"Unscrupulous"

"Hello? What about people? Are people still there? The fat man didn't reply for a long time after listening to his pants, and he was in a hurry.

"Ahh Someone, someone, what's wrong? ”

"I want to ask about my takeaway?"

"Takeaway? Oh! I'm sorry sir, I just got another phone call, and I'm sorry for you to make a trip in vain. ”

"Huh? What did you say? What's going on? The fat man was stunned.

"Well, here's the thing."

The pants tried to calm down as much as possible, and said calmly.

"I just received a phone call from the gentleman who ordered your takeout, and he asked me not to give you takeout."

"Why? Wasn't it meant for me? ”

The fat man asked suspiciously.

"Yes, this can't be blamed on me, it's not easy for us, I was still raising pigs in my hometown in the first half of the year, and I came out to work in the second half of the year to recruit such a good errand for delivery, and I want to do a good job."

"You don't know! I'll tell you, our pigs are good, and the lard is super fragrant! Also, the people in our village are boasting

Our pigs are good! Sows can give birth, breeding pigs are strong, and the sows in the whole village are counting on our boars! ”

In an instant, the pants took the topic off the rails.

It is conceivable that the fat man's face at this time is black, but he doesn't know what kind of darkness it is.

In fact, when I heard the courier telling me the story between the boar and the sow in my hometown, I don't know how many black lines there are on my forehead, and the shadow area in my heart is boundless.

"Stop, stop!! Stop me! Tell me about my takeout first! ”

The fat man got impatient somewhat.

"Oh!! Big brother, I'm sorry, I'm used to it, I'm more talkative, I don't know the astronomy of Raushzi, the geography of ****, but I have experience in pig raising, tell you, our pigs are definitely the best pigs in ten miles and eight towns!! There is no one!! ”

The pants said in an extremely proud tone, and the strong ability to control the topic once again pulled the shape to his side, and he deviated again

Subtitle area.

"It's a dog! The anchor is a professional pig farmer! ”

"Hahahaha!! I'll go! I'm almost hanging, pants, you pay me for the coffin."

"I'm laughing to death, I can't do it!! Haaaaa

"So speechless"

"Brother Yan is mighty! Brother Han is domineering!! ”

"Awesome! If I get this kind of call in the future, hang up directly! ”

"The boar is strong, and there is no one left to overturn the sows in the whole village"

"I guess Brother Fan is so tough"

"You're wrong. Just Brother Yan's thin pole, if you masturbate it again, it will be gone, I'm sure! Brother Yan's cliff is very empty."

“”

Dong Xiaobao was also dumbfounded at this time.

Nima's! What does the script opening mode look like?

Pig?

Raise your sister!!

Even the audience can't stand it, but you can imagine the mood of the fat man at this time.

Needless to say, the cliff is crumbling

This courier is really weird, you can raise pigs well, forget it, why are you here to be a courier?

"Alright, alright! You give me my friend's takeaway first, and as for the pig farming, I think you can talk to your boss. ”

"How do you know I want to talk to my boss? Do you think it's feasible for me to go now? Big brother, you're the smartest, and I'm going to be together."

The pants pretend to be super excited and peaceful, this scene is the reproduction of the scene of a good friend for a lifetime!

Fat man: ""

You're pumping your brains! Still looking for a boss?

Also, what do you mean I'm the smartest? Want to go with you?

It seems that I was also wrapped up in it, and I actually thought of it with him, Nima's, my IQ is gone~~~

After pulling for a long time, the pants let go of the fat man and pulled the topic back.

"Oops! Didn't you have something to do with me? Why didn't you say it earlier! It's broken, it's delayed."

The pants said in a tone of how could you not tell me.

This is the case.

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

Dong Xiaobao was stunned.

The fat man was even more stunned.

Your brother-in-law's! It's obviously your own topic! Boars and sows, pigs and bosses, where am I biased towards you?

The fat man feels that he has created a sin in his previous life when he encounters such a courier cliff,**Ah! Why is there so much two-to-two in the world today?

The audience in the live broadcast room also felt thunder rolling in their heads.

This Nima's is too shameless

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