Over there, I looked at the pants and was happy.

"I've got an idea! Only my brother, you can look at it, if you don't cheat this guy's ancestors for eighteen generations, I won't call it pants."

Saying that, the pants hihi laughed twice, this voice, quite ****

"Well, you start, I'll watch." Dong Xiaobao held back a smile and said to his pants.

"Shhhh

Drip, drip, drip

The phone is on!!

The bell rang

In the mountains on our other side

There was a legend once upon a time

Within a hundred years, there will be a peerless handsome guy in our village

People are talking and thinking about it in private

I don't know which family's ancestral tomb smoked blue, this is the ancestor accumulated virtue, and suddenly a red light flashed

Heaven and earth shook with a flurry of clouds, and they fell into a big handsome character at my door

I didn't really understand what it meant to be handsome

Until one day I picked up the mirror and looked at it, and it dawned on me

When I was 5 years old, I participated in the village beauty pageant and won the first place

Since that year, most of the matchmakers who have come to the house are like ants

Whenever I walked down the street, there was always a girl screaming and fainting to the ground

I was so handsome that I had to go out and wear a mask

Hearing this song, everyone in the live broadcast room suddenly felt thunder rolling over their heads.

Oh yes! This song is a dog

How narcissistic it takes to set the phone ringtone like this!!

Dong Xiaobao also stood on the spot, usually the fat man called, and he really hadn't called him, but he didn't expect his ringtone to be like this

"Well, let's go on, only my brother, your friend really has a personality."

I can't find the right adjective for pants.

About half a minute later, the song was sung for a little more than half before the phone was connected.

"Hello? Who is it? ”

It was the fat man who answered the phone, Dong Xiaobao didn't say much, and handed over all the qiē to the pants to play.

"Hey, is it Ying Xiansen?"

"Mr. Ying? Uh, are you calling me? Ying Fat didn't seem to have heard others call him himself, and he was stunned when asked.

"Yes, aren't you Ying Xiansen?"

After passing through the voice changer, the sound of the pants can be called a dog! No problem at all! The fat man was stunned and didn't hear it

"Yes, I am! Who are you? What's the matter with me? The fat man reacted.

"Oh, Ying Xiansen, that's right, I'm an employee of Shunlu Express Company, here's a copy of your courier, do you have time? Please come out and sign for it. ”

"Huh? Express delivery? I haven't ordered anything, no courier, you didn't send the wrong one, right? The fat man was a little surprised.

"Oh, that's right, a friend of yours ordered this courier for you, are you free now? Because our business here is also relatively busy, I would like to ask you to come out and sign for it. ”

The pants are talking nonsense in a serious way, completely looking like they are deceiving the dead and not paying for their lives.

At this time, the public screen has been completely fried.

"! What is the anchor doing? ”

"I'm awesome, I'm mighty!!"

"Awesome! It wasn't found!! ”

"Express, busy business? Are you kidding me? ”

"The anchor is good at cheating, don't want to cheat~~"

"Powerful anchor, the world can't tolerate you anymore"

"Shame on liars, but why do I look so tired???"

“”

Looking at the series of movements of the pants, Dong Xiaobao was also drunk.

This rhythm

The fat man looks like he's going to be trapped

The pants are still going on. Meticulous, as if he was really a courier

"Who is the person you want to send?" The fat man asked.

"Oh, wait a minute, I'll see."

After saying that, the pants took out a plastic bag, and ravaged batch after batch, as if they were really looking for something.

"Well, I found it, the gentleman who ordered takeout for you seems to be called Dong or something, I can't see the words that are too difficult, let's be honest with you, like our cultural level of delivering couriers is not so high, and it is inevitable that you don't know some words, don't mind."

On the public screen, the subtitles are constantly rolling.

"I'm rubbing! Not very literate"

"This excuse is really fucking good, and the cultural level of delivering couriers is not high?"

"Laughing to death, the cultural level is relatively low, and I don't know how to read?? You haven't been to school, you don't even know a word."

"The anchor is so funny"

"It's still not seen.,Who's on the other side.,It's so stupid"

Dong Xiaobao is also a little and doesn't speak, looking at this situation, it is not difficult to pit the fat man!

Here, the fat man reacted.

"Dong?? The surname Dong? Oh!! I see, okay, you wait, I'll call someone out to get it. The fat man said.

"Huh!! Wait, you can't let others take it, you have to take it yourself. Pants said.

"Nani? Does the courier still have this requirement? I've never heard of it!! ”

The fat man was surprised.

"It's not a new request, it's a customer's request, and the gentleman who ordered your takeout said he had to let you come in person."

"What? Why? ”

"Because Mr. Dong said that you are a little fat, let you walk more and lose weight"

He said with a smirk.

"Poof!"

Dong Xiaobao was drinking Coke, and he sprayed it on the keyboard in one gulp, almost choking to death.

Your sister! Can you still play like this?

Needless to say, on the public screen, all of them seem to be beaten with chicken blood, and the scrolling speed is 6 to not

"I'm also drunk for this reason"

"No explanation, no words"

"The anchor is so unscrupulous. Poor unknown fat guy"

"Streamers be careful of receiving blades in the middle of the night"

"No one, the people in the city really know how to play"

"The old man Ye Liangchen has to take it"

"Zhao Ritian ditto"

"Anchor, please take my knees"

"Anchor, please accept my chrysanthemum"

“”

"What? Damn it! Is there anything like this? Okay, okay, I got it, you wait, I'm coming. The fat man was about to hang up the phone as he spoke.

"Wait a minute!"

"What else?"

The pants looked stern, and said in a deep voice, "Mr. remember to bring valid documents such as ID cards, household registration books, and student cards.

"! Do you want to bring an ID card? He didn't send me a bag of explosives. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll come here, you wait."

After saying that, the fat man hung up the phone.

Tourists: ""

"! Anchor, the earth can't stop you anymore, do you have an ID card to receive the courier? Day dog."

"The most important thing is that the other party really believes !!"

"Pure Fat Man"

"Poor Fat Brother"

"鄙shì bad anchor"

“”

Hung up the phone.

"Okay, let's do this for the time being, I'll call back later, just say that the business is too busy to wait for people, leave first, and come back in half an hour"

The eyes of the pants are shining, this whole person is really a bit fun

Dong Xiaobao: ""

Tourist: ""

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