Long Jiang didn't dare to go home directly, and went around into Uncle Liu's shop, where the tall and fat Uncle Liu was wearing a white coat and was massaging an aunt with thick fat on her waist.

The old man was happy when he saw Long Jiang's expression: "Stinky boy, did you make your mother unhappy again?" ”

Long Jiang glared at Uncle Liu's bright brain with disdain, old man, curse me to be careful when you go out and step on shit. I miss you, no.

Oh, you kid, rebel, my Lao Liu doesn't know you yet, either you hide here at dinner, you are either beaten up, or you are about to be beaten. Ha ha.

Qiangzi, who is three years older than Longjiang, comes from the countryside, is honest, and when he sees the master and Longjiang fighting, he doesn't make stubble, just smiles and smiles, and continues to work.

Long Jiang and Uncle Liu talked for a while, and took the time to call the old lady on the landline, but the old sister answered the phone with a happy face:

Xiao Jiang, are you okay, I heard Sister Rong say, when did you learn qigong and massage, why don't I know?

I'm fine, the boss not only didn't fire me, but said that you have done meritorious treatment and rewarded me with 200 yuan.

Our mom, it's okay, last night I said that the old section of the menstrual period had something, let you temporarily watch the overnight shop, my mother didn't say anything, your sister is smart, right?

Putting down the phone, Long Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the family didn't know! Before going to bed, I found a hadron PHS charger and started charging, but I fell down and died.

I don't know how long I slept, Long Jiang was awakened by a quarrel in the front room, and opened his eyes in a daze.

"What kind of bullshit Liu Ji is bone, and his hand is getting rid of the disease? It's been almost an hour, and it doesn't work at all, you're a consumer fraud, and you're losing double the money! Hurry up! ”

An extremely arrogant voice came, a little hoarse, but very familiar.

"Sir, I, I'm ......" Qiangzi is real, but he stutters when he is excited, and the more anxious he is, the stricter he becomes.

"What am I, before I came, you said that this is a minor problem, and it takes so long to treat a minor problem? Not cured yet, you deceive the consumer! ”

"I, I, no ......"

"You don't have anything? You are strictly violating the provisions of Chapter VII of the 'National Consumer Rights and Interests Protection Law', you have violated the law, and you will lose money quickly! ”

"TM's, delay Lao Tzu to drink, who is the director of public security at night, Lao Tzu invites dinner, do you know? If you don't lose money, I'll report it to 315 right away! The smug voice was accompanied by the faint smell of garlic.

Long Jiang slipped to the front room and lifted the door curtain, looked at it, and was happy, sure enough, it was Lawyer Liu's kid.

Uncle Liu was not here, he was temporarily going out, and Qiangzi was left alone in the store, and on the chair in the waiting area next to him, there was an old lady and a middle-aged woman with an obscure face waiting.

Long Jiang's eyes narrowed, revealing a mouth full of white teeth, with a harmless smile on humans and animals, and he walked in with a smile:

"Lawyer Liu, what a coincidence, I don't know, I'm Longjiang. What are you so excited about, your identity, your worth, what are you doing with a massage boy? ”

Lawyer Liu tilted his neck, his big back with few hairs was messy, and his eyes were swollen, he stiffened his shoulders and turned his head with great effort, it seemed that he was asleep.

As soon as he saw that it was Long Jiang, this kid's expression froze, obviously remembering the sky-high compensation agreement last night and the uncomfortable taste of being drunk in the middle of the night, but his face immediately showed an extremely happy expression, and his face changed faster than turning a book:

"You, Longjiang, what a coincidence, haha, you kid has a lot, I didn't expect it, hahaha."

Lawyer Liu grinned, tilted his neck, and held his belly loose with a button, looking like a bald toad.

A smell of garlic and overnight wine made the two women waiting around cover their noses one after another, and took the opportunity to whisper, It's over, wait later.

Qiangzi saw Long Jiang coming, scratched his hair, and smiled innocently, he knew that Long Jiang had the best way, although he was three years younger than himself, but people had good heads, and his small mouth would say, he had never seen anything that could stump him.

"Xiao Jiang, you, just come, just, it's fine, this person he, he, he, he, he is unreasonable."

After struggling to hold back a few words, Qiangzi hurriedly closed his mouth and looked at Long Jiang with a hopeful face.

Long Jiang's expression became more and more joyful, and his eyes were squeezed into a slit, like a little fox who had just stolen a chicken.

Qiangzi hurriedly greeted other customers, and whenever Long Jiang showed this expression, someone would be unlucky again.

Lawyer Liu had an extra arm on his shoulder, and Long Jiang came over with a smile, barrister, isn't it just a stiff neck, a small problem, brother, I'll treat you.

Will you cure? Lawyer Liu moved his shoulders vigilantly, trying to shake off Longjiang, but he tried several times without success, but he pulled his neck and grinned in pain.

Of course, my family's ancestral palace secret recipe specializes in treating all kinds of strange diseases, you are a piece of cake!

No, no, don't tease your brother, the stiff neck is not good, and it hurts the cervical spine.

Don't believe me? Is Xia Yuer seriously injured? This miracle doctor came out, but I still didn't cure it?

This one......

What's this, that, don't trust me, isn't? Nodding is trust, okay, get on the massage table.

Don't push, oops, okay, you tap.

Lawyer Liu half-pushed, took off his half-sleeved white shirt, was bare-chested, tilted his head, and lay on his side with a big belly, like a sow waiting to be slaughtered.

Longjiang is very happy, hehe, lawyer Liu's bad billet, Heiyu didn't understand it yesterday, and as soon as he woke up today, he had a real object, if he didn't think about what was going on, he was sorry for the 8.8 million agreement!

……

Uncle Liu hummed a little song and walked back with two bags of donkey meat buns. It's a hot day, and cooking is a terrible thing.

Uncle Liu is sixty-six years old, his wife died early, and he has not been looking for it, and he has always solved the problem in the store.

Long Jiang is here, and Sanzhang will definitely not be able to cook. Go out and buy some steamed buns and take a walk by the way, when you take a break.

Xiao Jiang, this kid is rare, not like his old buddy Long Tianfang,

I know that if you drink, you can't make a fart with a stick.

Long Jiang is a bit like his mother, with a sweet mouth, lively eyes, and sensible, he has nothing to do in the store to help himself, he really wants to be half a son, if it weren't for Xiao Jiang going to college, Uncle Liu would have moved the idea of accepting apprentices.

Jumping over two stinky ditches, passing three shampoo rooms and barber shops, I saw the half-dead iron gate of the Sixth Branch Factory in front of me, and next to the factory was the "Liu Ji Bone Massage", and a group of idlers surrounded by the door, poking and pointing at it.

Could it be that Hadron is in trouble? Uncle Liu's fat body quickened his pace.

Before I entered the store, I heard a roar like a pig, accompanied by the sound of crying or laughing, layered on top of each other, long and short, sounding creepy and funny.

"Oops——————! Brother, let me go. ”

Sounds like a pre-execution prisoner.

"Ahh——————!^^^^^^h I'm going to die, oh my God, no, Brother Long, Grandpa Long, I'll explain everything. ”

The voice was hoarse, as if it was about to lose its breath.

"Oh——————。"

The voice echoed tactfully, revealing comfort, and I almost hummed twice, it sounded very strange, as if, like a ** shen moan!

Liu Bo Daqi pushed the curtain into the house, saw Qiangzi and two female patients, curiously surrounded a VIP massage table inside, and probed his brain to watch the excitement.

Long Jiang was wearing a white coat and massaged a big-bellied guy with a big head and few hairs in a serious manner. The wonderful sound that has been circling for three days is coming out of the mouth of the big-headed guy continuously.

The big head was crooked and his neck was crooked, and his whole body was steaming, as if he had just come out of the bathhouse, and his big belly was turned upside down, and he was panting weakly.

The few hairs he had left were wet and sticking to his head, a tube of snot was nauseously dragged, and a pair of dead fish eyes were horribly swollen, I don't know if it was crying and swollen or born like this.

"Consume 800 points of evil energy and gain 50 points of evil energy."

Long Jiang held his right hand in a chic manner, laughing proudly, with one left hand, one would touch the east, one would press the west, and one would make two gestures in the air, but it was an understatement slap, but it fell on the big head but produced the effect of a ghost crying wolf.

"Xiao Jiang, what are you doing? Don't stop yet. Uncle Liu asked when he entered the house, and while changing his clothes, he put down the steaming donkey meat buns.

Long Jiang turned his head and saw that it was Uncle Liu who entered the house, stuck out his tongue, and said with a smile, It's okay, master, is this Barrister Liu, or is it your own family, I have long admired your craftsmanship, and I will experience it.

Isn't it?

Barrister Liu's head is like pounding garlic, and he nodded, yes, yes, Liu Ji is bone, alas, mother, longevity is boundless, ah no, unparalleled in the world! Yes, yes, like no other in the world! I'm old Liufu, Master Long, let me go!

Long Jiang smiled and raised his left hand, gestured in the air, and slowly patted Lawyer Liu's neck a few times.

Lawyer Liu stopped howling, as if he had been hit by a burst of electricity, the whites of his eyes turned to the sky, he trembled comfortably, his crooked neck shook strangely, and he slowly straightened up.

"Well, okay, for the sake of my uncle's face, I'll let you go today, Lao Liu, I have to take care of my uncle's business more in the future."

Lawyer Liu struggled to get up, sweating like water, his face was half pale and half ruddy, his hands and feet were still trembling, and he looked at Longjiang full of fear.

Long Jiang said, he hurriedly agreed, bowed his head, like a pug that has been bred for many years, obedient to his master, and Qiangzi is very envious.

Uncle Liu and Qiangzi helped him to the door, the kid put on a white shirt, took out 200 yuan in a panic, regardless of the change that Qiangzi was looking for, in the midst of everyone's amazement, he fled in a panic, and the buttonholes of his pants were not tied in time.