'Flutter ......'

Uncle Liu listened to Longjiang tell what happened, and he almost vomited on Qiangzi with a mouthful of buns, you kid, you have a bad stomach, how did you cure his stiff neck with your last shot?

Longjiang was embarrassed, Uncle Liu said to himself that he really didn't say anything, whenever he got into trouble and made his mother unhappy, he always ran to Uncle Liu to escape the wind and rain.

Over the years, the two have formed a tacit understanding, they haven't seen each other for a few days, they miss each other, whether it's father and son, whether it's a year-old friendship, and the relationship is very good.

Forget it, pretend to be confused, this thing with special abilities, Uncle Liu may not be able to understand it, but it is shocking, Uncle Liu doesn't always say it, wealth is not exposed, birds do not come out, wait for the opportunity to say it when the opportunity is right.

Yes? That's the case, I recently found a strange thing, Longjiang pretends to be innocent, there are many places in the human body, as long as you press it lightly, it will either hurt to death or cool to death.

For example, Longjiang put down the bun, lifted the placket to expose his ribs, and pointed to the place where he unintentionally photographed last night, as long as I poked it gently, my whole body would not move immediately.

Oh, Uncle Liu slapped off the bun scum in his hand, leaned over to take a look, and was happy.

Xiaojiang, you kid, I want to teach you, you don't learn, don't teach you, think by yourself, this place is called Zhangmen, also called Liver Tail, the song says:

"Don't hurt the liver tail, once you grab the buckle, you can't move, the armpit acupoint is the most effective, don't dare to move the king of Hades to call ......" Uncle Liu held his fat head, shook his head and carried a long slip.

Xiao Jiang, Uncle Liu finished eating the buns, took a sip of the green tea brewed by the hadron and took a sip, restrained his smile, and said earnestly, These places are called acupuncture points, and you have no experience, so don't move around.

"The human body has four pillars, the green dragon and the white tiger are hidden before and after, and the time points are injured according to the season, even the gods are panicked......" Liu Bo blurted out a long string of mantras.

Xiao Jiang, have you ever heard of a dangerous and strange martial art? Long Jiang swallowed the last bun with great effort, stared at Uncle Liu with innocent eyes and shook his head, the old man who has always been giggling seems to be a little serious today.

This kind of martial arts is called acupuncture, my master turned out to be just a disciple of a mysterious sect, a point acupoint is magical, more than a dozen people can't get close, but unfortunately later the Cultural Revolution, was forced to jump by the Red Guards, a body of martial arts has not been handed down, I only learned a bone massage......

Uncle Liu collapsed his face and seemed a little sad, so he took the opportunity to lower his head and take a sip of green tea.

Long Jiang said curiously, mysterious sect? What's your name?

Uncle Liu raised his head, looked left and right, and saw that there were only three of them left in the store, and there was no customer, so he lowered his voice and said: "This mysterious sect is called Fengmen, also called Fengtang, and the masters in the door are like clouds!" “

"My master's master is one of the Seven Elders of Fengmen, what is Elder Tianji. I heard that there are still 36 gangs under Fengmen, and it is said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they were all suppressed by the army. ”

After Uncle Liu finished speaking, he was particularly uneasy, and whispered: "Let's just talk about it today, don't talk about it to others." ”

Long Jiang doesn't like to drink tea, so he turned out a bucket of Long's small roast that he had given to Uncle Liu earlier, poured out half a bowl, drank a few sips, and said with a hippie smile:

"Old man, don't worry about me, am I that kind of person? I never cause trouble, an honest and good citizen, or else, it's okay to stay anyway, you teach me to recognize acupoints? ”

Uncle Liu smiled and nodded at Longjiang's brain:

"You kid, I know what poop to pull as soon as I pout my ass, and I want to learn some acupuncture? I won't be able to state in advance, but I'm okay with acupuncture, come, Hadron, bring the wall chart. ”

After learning acupuncture points for half an hour, I was dizzy at the beginning of many acupuncture points. Later, Longjiang discovered a strange thing, whenever it was uncomfortable to remember something, the white fish slapped it on the head, and there was a burst of comfort and coolness into the head, and the memory was unprecedentedly good.

Long Jiang patted his head, and after a while, he firmly memorized the main acupuncture points of the eight veins of the Qi Jing taught by Liu Bojiao, and the speed made Qiangzi dumbfounded.

Uncle Liu was tired, he went to sleep at noon, PHS was also charged, and Longjiang turned on. The pink PHS vibrated wildly as if it had stepped on an electric door.

1、2、3…… Longjiang was taken aback, with a total of 33 missed calls. I take the exam, who is looking for me like this?

Sister Longliu's, I played 7 yesterday, 4 for impotence, Liao Mimi's, 3 yesterday, and the rest are all my own part-time cold drink shops, looking at the time, I was obedient, and I concentrated ten minutes ago.

Long Jiang patted his head, looked at his memory, and forgot to ask the manager of the cold drink shop for leave!

Since I helped Old Man Wang into the hospital yesterday, I haven't been back to the cold drink shop, and I'm absent from work. He was absent from work as soon as he opened his salary, and his character was not exquisite.

Thinking about it again, no, the store manager Sister Qiu has always been steady, she didn't come to work, and she arranged a substitute, so what do you have to make 19 calls? And they were all played just now, at noon, what's wrong?

Long Jiang shook out the door and hid in the shade of a sun-dried poplar tree to make a phone call, for fear of disturbing Uncle Liu to sleep.

The phone was connected, there was a lot of commotion inside, and an arrogant man's voice said: "Who are you?" Longjiang? Uncle Long, I don't know you, I'm cǎo, etc. ”

Immediately afterwards, a woman who was about to cry answered the phone, it was Sister Qiu, "Hey, Xiao Jiang, there are a lot of big brothers in the store, because of yesterday's incident, they are looking for the boss, looking for you, don't ——。 ”

Before he finished speaking, he was robbed of the phone, and it was still the arrogant voice, "* Your mother Longjiang, my brother Huang said, yesterday was not over, if you don't hurry over, we will go to you in the afternoon." ”

Smack, the phone was deducted without courtesy.

Long Jiang was angry, from childhood to adulthood, the most annoying scolding word was to open your mouth and shut up, * your mother!

Okay, dare to mess with me? You wait, these bastards. If it were placed in normal times, Longjiang would definitely not be so reckless, and he would have to plan how to deal with it, but now, with Pisces in hand, Xiaolongjiang is bold!

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Ruifeng shopping mall is located in the bustling business district of the entrepreneurial district, less than one kilometer away from the first street where Xia Yuer beauty salon was met last night, the weather is hot, there are few tourists at noon, and the begging at the door of the mall is lazy and can't open their eyes.

Long Jiang slowly entered the main entrance of the mall, checking the retreat route while walking, this is a good habit left by fighting since junior high school, a cool air conditioning breath penetrates the chest and abdomen, and the hot sweat on the body slowly dissipates, which is very comfortable.

Take the sightseeing elevator to the fourth floor, and in the elevator, a few coolly dressed little sisters, their hair dyed in various colors, nibbling on ice cream, looking at the scenery outside indifferently.

One of the red-haired ones looked at Longjiang sweatshirt, and was immediately surprised, and stabbed a fat girl with a big ass next to him, and the two of them squeezed their eyebrows.

Long Jiang didn't say a word, secretly called up the virtual screen, silently checked the numbers inside, and with the rhythm of his mind, the virtual screen and the left-handed Taiji Fish were both in place, ready to go at any time.

The elevator quickly reached the fourth floor, and not far from the exit, the neon sign of "BQ Freshly Squeezed Juice Cold Drink Hall" was very conspicuous.

As soon as Longjiang got out of the elevator, the red-haired chick screamed in surprise, Mom, I saw the legendary "3-Y" sportswear, it is said that a set of more than 20,000!

Where, where? The fat girl asked, what the handsome guy who just went down was wearing. I'm cǎo, the rich second generation, hurry up and confess to the past, go, go. A few cool chicks got off the elevator and quietly followed behind Long Jiang.

In the corridor outside the well-decorated cold drink hall, two trembling mall security guards stood with their heads shrunk.

The guests in the cold drink hall were deserted, and some tattooed social ruffians sat on the soft sofa seats, full of swear words and swearing.

A lean guy with a yellow head, wearing a thick gold necklace around his neck, a black T-shirt with a white skull printed on it, moved a soft sofa under the cash register, and a pair of stinky feet that smelled of sweat and nail fungus, stacked on the counter in a big way, drinking beer and shouting:

"Nima, my Mazi and his father fell here, and his head knocked on the boss's mouth, and the medical expenses alone cost 100,000 yuan, why hasn't your boss come yet? Teasing us? ”

Sister Qiu, the store manager, was wearing green overalls and a white waitress hat, and the eldest sister, who was usually giggling, was waiting for a group of ruffians with a sad face at this time, this one wanted cigarettes, that one wanted wine, and she was so busy that her feet didn't touch the ground.

A middle-aged man in a blue suit hid to the side, pretending to be on the phone.

Long Jiang knows him, the manager of Luan on the fourth floor of the shopping mall, who is responsible for catering management, an old oil in society, no one can be offended, and if something happens, he will push it out, and if he doesn't have an attitude, he won't do anything.

One of the squint-eyed guys saw Long Jiang coming in, thinking it was a customer, and shouted loudly: "Shahe Gang chartered the venue!" If you don't want to break down, get out of here! ’

Long Jiang regretted it greatly, and came here on impulse, I cǎo, group beating, can I do it myself? He forced his composure and walked in, attracting everyone's attention.

Seeing the strange shape, a few little sisters who followed behind stood next to the mall security guards, holding each other's arms, pointing and pointing, curiously watching the excitement.

As soon as Sister Qiu looked up, she was taken aback when she saw that it was Long Jiang coming in: "Xiao Jiang, why are you here, it's not that you won't be ......." ”

Before he could finish speaking, Huang Mao withdrew his feet with a swish, sat up, and smiled with his golden teeth:

"I'm cǎo, today there are all the people, and this kid is the one who broke the old man, brothers, arrest him."

Squinted eyes and a fat man wearing sunglasses grabbed Long Jiang, pushed and shoved in front of Huang Mao, Huang Mao, who was beaten like a turtle grandson by Li Dashao yesterday, surrounded by his little brother today, opened his teeth and claws, and was extremely stunning.

"Boy, listen to my Ma Zi, you called, asking for 5,000 medical expenses, is there such a thing?"

Long Jiang looked confused, so he had to pretend to be stupid and spread his hands: "Who asked for it, I don't remember." ”

Huang Mao stretched out his black and purple tongue, licked the corners of his mouth, and spewed out a puff of smoke, staring at Long Jiang, and laughing maliciously.

The surrounding little brothers also came over one after another, holding their arms and laughing, and the demons danced wildly, looking at Longjiang was like looking at a little lamb to be slaughtered.

Huang Mao took a sip, Long Jiang lowered his head to dodge, and the thick and disgusting smell fell on the ground that Sister Qiu wiped very cleanly:

"Forgot? Squint, turtle, come back to death, think about it! The two riffraff agreed, smiling grimly, moving their wrists as they went.