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"Hold the grass! This thing has been beaten into a vegetative state, and he dares to come out to give a lecture! ”

"Crippled? Yes! ”

"What a delight! It's a celebration for the whole world! Hahaha! ”

"Professor Wang, is this really not going to work? Or acting? I'm so worried! ”

"It's the last issue, Professor Wang hold on!"

……

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Stage.

Click! A thunderclap!

Wang Qiang seemed to be woken up, and muttered, "It's thundering again!" It's like this every time......"

"Are there any men left?" Wang Qiang held on to the handrail and asked worriedly.

"There are no men!" A group of stage designers looked around, and then said in unison.

"Alright, let's start class!" As he spoke, Wang Qiang got up from his wheelchair!

Hold the grass! This thing can still stand up?!

Countless male viewers at the scene and in front of the TV sighed, all sighed, God, when will you open your eyes......

"Hello Mr. Wang, welcome to our show!" Liu Shiyu said.

"Hello!" Wang Qiang corrected. "It should be, welcome to our "Men's Lies" program for the last time!"

"Why? So many of our fellow women need your help. Liu Shiyu asked puzzled.

"I can't help it!" Wang Qiang pointed to the wheelchair and said. "If this continues, the place where you see the teacher again can only be the funeral home! So the teacher should take a break and rest! ”

"Oh?!" Liu Shiyu nodded suddenly in realization, and then continued to ask, "Then in the last issue, do you have any big tricks to teach our female compatriots?!" ”

"It's the last issue, and I'm definitely going to make a big move!" Wang Qiang nodded approvingly, and said, "First of all, the teacher wants to summarize the man's routine for you!" When men chase you, their writing is as good as indifference! When lying, the IQ is equivalent to Einstein! When the lie was exposed, his acting skills were comparable to Liang Chaowei! When a man admits his mistake, he has a good attitude and seems to be Haidilao! ”

Countless men shed tears in their hearts......

Insensitive?! Some time ago, the Nobel Prize winner in literature!

Einstein?! This is the smartest man in the world!

Liang Chaowei! That's the title of Golden Horse Award actor!

I rub!

You're not a man!

To tell you the truth, how much enmity do you have with men? What a resentment?!

You describe everyone like this, and all the male representatives just want to ask, do you walk at night? Is there a public toilet next to the night road you're on......

The show continues to be live.

Wang Qiang said eloquently, "It's the last issue, and the teacher doesn't want to use any methods, laws, or anything like that to expose you!" This. The teacher intends to convince you with truth! ”

"Since the broadcast of "Men's Lies", it can be said that it has caused heated discussions on the Internet, and countless men and women are discussing this topic! So, I'll grab a few real words and show you something! ”

As soon as Wang Qiang finished speaking, a stage artist in the back just lifted a piece of cardboard!

"I found that my wife had liked it, and immediately threw the remote control machine and keyboard into the trash!"

"Professor, let the grass people live!"

After reading the pictures of the beauties, click "Settings-General-Clean WeChat Storage"! No thanks, I'm Lei Feng [obscene]"

"Don't let me see you on the street! [Knife]"

"Look at the sky and wait for marshmallows. Wife, don't believe what the traitor says! ”

"The sky is falling with marshmallows. What are you nervous about? Weak heart [picking nose]"

If you really believe that these six comments were taken casually, then you are really naïve!

The six comments basically cover the true thoughts of ninety percent of netizens!

The first and second sentences are used to be funny, the third sentence is to "accidentally" tell a man a new way to deal with his wife, the fourth sentence is used to complain, and the fifth and sixth sentences are to lead to the next plot!

Interlocking!

Of course, Wang Qiang didn't want to do this, but the program team has been receiving all kinds of couriers recently, including bricks, kitchen knives, steel pipes, and other items......

With Wang Qiang's answer, the audience also burst into laughter.

Then, Liu Shiyu carried the banner of "good student", and according to the set script, he broke out "WeChat, drifting bottle function, as long as the opportunity to pick up drifting bottles runs out, he is not a good man"!

An argument that draws inferences from one case to another also slowly pushes the whole plot to a higher level. Tide!

"You have finally grown up, and you can walk the rivers and lakes on your own without a teacher! The teacher is very pleased! Wang Qiang said with a smile.

"Thanks to the teacher's good teaching!" Liu Shiyu immediately flattered.

Wang Qiang smiled undeniably and said, "It's the last issue, the teacher has been preparing for a long time, and it's about to be launched!" Now, I would like to tell all my fellow women a word - remember, in this world, all men will panic! ”

"Huh?" Liu Shiyu's expression was slightly panicked.

"Don't be in a hurry, listen to the teacher slowly!" Wang Qiang said with a godly expression, "After learning this trick, you can all officially become a teacher!" ”

"This time, the teacher gave a definition to men! Summing up definition! ”

Wang Qiang took out a piece of cardboard with his own hand, which read: Man = ?? , the words behind are obscured!

Liu Shiyu asked with interest on behalf of the Everbright women, "Professor Wang, what will you give to men this time?" ”

Wang Qiang didn't speak, but put his palm on the cardboard!

Sting!

The white note on it was torn open!

The cardboard reveals his true face!

Man = Difficult!

Whether it is at the scene or in front of the TV, the men who watch the live broadcast wipe their eyes in the same way!

I rub!

I can't be mistaken, can I?!

Could it be that this time this thing is going to speak to a man?

Stick your head out the window, the moon didn't climb up from the west tonight?!

Countless male compatriots are watching TV and looking forward to it!

Stage.

A burst of tender music sounded.

Wang Qiang took his red pen, circled a red heart on the word "difficult", and muttered, "Men, it's really too difficult, it's not easy!" ”

As he spoke, he put down his pen, stood up and said, "Actually, it's really hard for men, and the most lies they often tell, the teacher summed them up in three words, I'm fine!" ”

No more cheers, no more screaming, no more joking! Everyone is listening!

"Men have a lot of roles in life!"

"What did you say to your parents when you were a son? Mom and Dad, I'm fine, I'm fine outside!

What do you say to your children when you are a father? You will say, son, dad is fine, he is in good health!

What do you say to your wife when you are a husband? You will say, wife, I'm fine, I'm not tired from work! ”

(To be continued.) )