"Let's go to the side! What the hell! Don't you know that I took the adult college entrance examination?! Also, that's the red romance I asked the director to go, and return my dad, what kind of eyes do you have! Lai Bao said disdainfully. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The audience burst into laughter!

Lai Bao teased. Force!

Those two sentences are too northeastern, and they are too funny!

Many of the audience members who got up sat down again, ready to take a few looks.

At this time, Dandan's eyes narrowed, and he said quite angrily, "Let's not talk about Lai Bao, but who told you that I didn't have a girlfriend when I was in college?" Who said I was beaten eight times a day when I was in elementary school?! Who said I had small eyes! You ask the audience, do I have small eyes?! ”

"This ......" Wang Qiang looked at Dandan, looked at the audience, held back a smile, and was already incoherent, "This...... Do you still need to ask? With this little eye of yours, you can apply for Guinness World Records! ”

The audience was happy!

"What nonsense?" Lai Bao pulled Wang Qiang away, pointed directly at Lai Bao, and asked the audience, "Everyone said, are Dandan's eyes small?" ”

"Not small!" The audience also shouted playfully.

After shouting, looking at the "four eyebrows" on Dandan's face, the audience was happy!

Dandan seemed to have been praised, and happily clenched his fists at the audience!

Lai Bao also pointed at Wang Qiang and said. "Did you hear that? The eyes of the masses are bright! As it turns out, Dandan's eyes are not small! You're here to talk nonsense! ”

"Hahaha!" Wang Qiang's tears of laughter came out, he looked at the balls that were clenching his fists on the side, and said, "Just him?" When I was working as a copywriter, my boss saw it and thought he was sleepwalking! You still say he has big eyes? I dare to assert now that this is the biggest bull you have ever bragged about in your life. Forced! ”

Many viewers laughed and cried!

Sleepwalking?!

The biggest brag in my life?!

Hold the grass!

Take a closer look at this little eye, it seems...... There is some truth to that!

Stage.

Dan Dan turned around and looked at Wang Qiang and said bitterly. "Brother Qiang, if you talk like this, I really don't want to listen to it! Let me tell you, I have discussed with Lai Bao in the background just now, and we have decided to make you increase your memory for wantonly smearing our magnificent image! ”

"That's right! Rise up memory! Lai Bao said.

"We're going to get revenge!"

"That's right! We want revenge! ”

"We want to give the audience a red envelope for the three of us this month's salary, as well as the reward given by the director to the end of our show!"

"That's right! We're going to give out red envelopes! ”

Wang Qiang's face tightened, he took the arms of the two of them, and said in a low voice, "Are you all right?" Lai Bao, you don't buy a diamond ring for your girlfriend? Balls you don't buy that 9998 inflatable. Doll? ”

"But!"

"That's right! Don't buy it! ”

I saw Dandan take out his mobile phone, open WeChat, and said, "Everyone takes out their mobile phones, opens WeChat, calls up the shake, shake the TV column, as long as the audience hears the sound of Mike DJing, shake it hard, and the audience watching the live broadcast in front of the TV, as long as they see the three words "shake" that appear at the top of the screen, shake the phone hard! Two million cash red envelopes! It will be distributed in 10 irregular times! ”

Whether it is the live audience or the audience watching the live broadcast, they are all looking at each other, true or false?!

Dandan continued, "I'll show you now! Mike, DJing! ”

The camera was given to the black man, and he faithfully carried out his task and started DJING!

Squeak squeak! Rattle! Click!

Dandan took out his phone and shook it vigorously!

"Hold the grass! A red envelope of five yuan?! Dan Dan smirked a few times and kept shaking!

Lai Bao also hurriedly shook it!

Wang Qiang also hurriedly took out his mobile phone and shook it, and shouted angrily, "Audience, don't shake it!" That's the money I paid for my child's milk powder! ”

At the scene, an audience member took out his mobile phone suspiciously and shook it!

"I actually shook it to ten dollars?!!"

The camera just gave a close-up!

The audience is not calm!

Everyone took out their phones and shook them!

The trend of shaking the phone spreads to open ......

Viewers who are watching the webcast, shake it up!

Viewers who watch live TV are also thrown up!

"Hold the grass! There really is! ”

"I grabbed 7.7 yuan! Hahaha! ”

"Oh, yes...... The force was so strong that the phone flew through the window! I live on the eighteenth floor! ”

"Don't cry upstairs, open the computer version of WeChat, hold the case and continue to shake!"

"Allow me to laugh for a moment"

"Nima! 0.02！ If the baby doesn't cry, the baby continues to shake! ”

"Call friends and shake it!"

"Drive without a word! Brother Qiang is estimated to cry to death! ”

As long as the people who see "Tonight's Post-90s" are all crazy to shake their mobile phones!

According to incomplete statistics, tonight because of "shake" to grab the red envelope, the force used was too great, and there were fifty-five broken banana mobile phones! Huawei mobile phone eight! Seventy blue rice mobile phones! One hundred and eighty-eight Sanxing mobile phones!

Scene.

A minute has passed, and the function of shaking the red envelope for the first time is over.

Wang Qiang continued to tell the joke......

All the viewers at the scene never left, and the ratings are skyrocketing!

Xu Haoqian's face was terrifying!

He didn't expect such a move, and he never thought of it in any column group!

In the past, they also linked the shake and shake TV function to the official WeChat account, or made a base camp for real-time discussions.

Shake it and grab the red envelope?!

Vile!

Shameless!

Xu Haoqian scolded in his heart, but he couldn't make any moves! Just now, the director has sent him a WeChat voice with a very serious tone!

Of course, the main thing is that just after the end of the trouble, all his people were taken away by the security guards!

So, at this moment he felt like he was ...... Cute and cute......

Another twenty minutes have passed!

During the period, I went through two rounds of shaking the TV and grabbed the red envelope!

The first section is over!

The lights slowly dimmed, and Wang Qiang retreated!

In the position of the side curtain, Liu Shiyu wore a black tight leather suit, which was immediately seamlessly connected to the stage!

The moment when the program "Tonight's Post-90s" program was expected by countless female audiences and criticized by countless male audiences has finally come again!

The end of "Men's Lies" is finally about to begin!

Syllable!

A beam of light hit Liu Shiyu's body, and tonight's clothes dented her. The convex figure is perfectly displayed!

Countless male viewers kept a halazi and feasted their eyes!

For!

A seemingly supernatural music sounded!

Liu Shiyu sounded in a glutinous but crisp voice, "Dear audience and friends, hello, here is a show where you don't let me say that I have to say. Is it a show that you regret not watching and regretting even more after watching it? This is "Men's Lies"! Today is our last episode, let us welcome the public enemy of men, the gospel of women, Professor Wang Qiangqiang, with the warmest applause! ”

There was a fierce shout at the scene!

Most of them are female voices, and there are some male voices that have been coerced by their girlfriends!

All the women who watched the live broadcast couldn't help but shout in a low voice, they were looking forward to Professor Wang so much!

They love Professor Wang so much!

At this moment, the data monitoring room of Beijing TV station is crazy! The ratings of "Post-90s Tonight" skyrocketed, and even directly jumped to 7.9%!

There has never been any variety show that can reach the ratings! This ordinary number has made countless people afraid!

Under the flashing neon lights, finally, Professor Wang appeared!

A group of stage girls who are also dressed in black are pushing wheelchairs!

There was a man sitting on it...... Well, it's Wang Qiang, and he just stayed on it, as if he was asleep...... (To be continued.) )