Chapter Ninety-Two: Shredded Radish
"Boss, your customer Zeng Guofan is calling!"
Gou 13 was enjoying the beautiful scenery, and suddenly Xiao Mi's voice sounded in his head. After being stunned for a moment, he looked at the girl who was having fun with Totoro, shook his head, got up and opened the door to the lounge, and was instantly stunned by the scene in front of him.
it!
Gou Shisan couldn't help but burst into foul language, all the employees of the flower base outside the door of the lounge were neatly leaning against the wall, one ear was clinging to the wall like a radar, and everyone stared at Gou Shisan in embarrassment and horror the moment the door opened, no need to think that these guys must be listening to the corner.
However, Mommy just rested in it for a few minutes, maybe dozens of minutes, but what is there to eavesdrop on?
"Ahem, that thirteenth master's lunch has been prepared, I don't know when Ke Dong is ready to eat?" As the leader of the base, You Hong got up embarrassedly and patted the dust on his body, and said with a constipated wry smile, and the others also nodded in agreement, although Gou Shisan is only the boss's driver and director of the network department, but he is the boss's henchman.
"Ahh Then you go in and inform them, they're playing with pets! By the way, where is the bathroom? Gou Thirteen is not good at breaking the obscenity of these guys, smiled and said, there is no way, if this matter is not understood by everyone, it is estimated that Ke Lin'er's words just now are misunderstood, how can you mix in the company in the future!
"Oh, there's the white house over there. Then I'll ask Ke Dong, you're busy! You Hong is also an old fritter, how could he not know that Gou Shisan was giving himself face, and at the same time, it also showed that he was crooked just now, and the old man blushed and smiled embarrassedly and entered the lounge.
Gou Shisan nodded and said hello to those employees and went straight to the bathroom, and he didn't know what Zeng Guofan was looking for him.
"Plug it in!" Soon Gou Thirteen arrived at the bathroom and found a squatting pit near the innermost one, closed the door and said softly, soon the secretary helped connect Zeng Guofan's video, Zeng Guofan didn't know what song he was humming in his sight, one hand behind his back and the other hand holding a pen on the paper, splashing ink on the paper, because Zeng Guofan wrote cursive and traditional Chinese Gou Thirteen couldn't see what it was, but it was sure that Lao Zeng was in a good mood.
"Yo, Lord Zeng is so interested! Yes, I want this word! Gou Shisan silently watched Zeng Guofan stop writing before he said it, Zeng Guofan was startled, his hand shook, and he almost threw the brush on the words.
"Ouch, can the Thirteenth Master squeak first next time you appear? I'm scared to death of this official, it's a good thing for the Thirteenth Master! Zeng Guofan frowned at first, and then looked at the Void Dao with excitement. As for the so-called pair of words of Gou Thirteen, Zeng Guofan just regarded it as a joke, although he often referred to himself as the seventieth grandson of the sage Zengzi, but he knew that his current literary level could not be compared with those people.
"Hahaha, Master Zeng is stingy! The words are really good, I took it! As for the good things, let's talk about it, maybe I'll give you something good when I'm happy! Gou Shisan smiled and mentioned again that he wanted Zeng Guofan to write the words he had just written, no way, although most of Lao Zeng's reputation was a family motto article, but people's calligraphy and paintings were still worth a lot of money, and Gou Shisan's matter of beating rabbits with grass would not mind.
"Eh, the Thirteenth Master really wants it?" Zeng Guofan was stunned for a moment, it seems that the appetite of the Thirteenth Master is a little unusual! Why do you like all kinds of calligraphy and painting?
"Nonsense, you just say whether to give it or not, right?" Gou Thirteen was impatient, and he didn't have the one who asked for it at all. But now he and Zeng Guofan are also old acquaintances, and they understand that although this guy is sometimes a little old-fashioned, he is definitely a more generous and ambitious character, and he will not deliberately pretend to be literary and artistic when he speaks.
"Give, the thirteenth master opened his mouth, don't say it's a pair of words, even if it's all his net worth, he must give it! The Thirteenth Master can afford to see the words below, it is an honor, and I will have someone express it and send it to you in a while. Zeng Guofan was polite and became excited again, but he remembered that Gou Shisan said that Dongying's affairs were done well, but there was a reward!
"Okay, let's talk about good things, right? It can't be that the foreigners have already negotiated cooperation, right? "Recently, most of the transactions between Gou Shisan and Zeng Guofan have been carried out around foreigners, and it is natural to think that foreigners have arrived in Changsha Mansion.
"Yes, I have already negotiated with the foreigner in the morning. They helped us build ......."
"Oh, so it looks like you've got a lot of good stuff, huh?"
"Yes, you don't know, Thirteenth Master! Those foreigners have now offered me up, and not long after I left today, I have sent a lot of good things and some beautiful handicrafts. In addition, there are two paintings, but I don't know whose ones they are, it looks like a mess of smudges, or our Chinese paintings are beautiful. Zeng Guofan excitedly introduced the situation of the negotiation with the foreigners and the specific things to Gou Shisan, and then thought of the gift he received and was so happy.
It's not that he doesn't have good things, it's just that foreigners give gifts in the Qing Dynasty is really rare, and when the time comes, he chooses some better ones to send to Lafayette, and estimates that his position will be more stable, although the thirteenth master is a little rude, but he is like a god!
"Hehe, that's good! But this is still not enough, I will send you some medicine later, and when the time comes, you can let people take these things to Dongying's side, and then get some into their well water or something, we will make the contradiction between foreigners and Dongying as big as possible. After hearing this, Gou Thirteen was also very happy, as long as the foreigners got on his Gou Thirteen's pit boat, he was not afraid that they and Dongying would not do much, which could not only divert the attention of foreigners and Dongying, but also exchange a lot of opportunities for the Qing Dynasty.
"Huh? Poisoning, isn't it too ...... for the Thirteenth Master to do this? No, it's hurtful to do this! Zeng Guofan was urinated by Gou Thirteen's words, although he was a little dissatisfied with Dongying's attitude over the years, and he also hated foreigners, but he still had some disdain to do such things as poisoning people, and the arrogance and integrity of the scholars allowed it.
"I said what do you old boys think, those are enemies! We need to treat our relatives as warm as a spring breeze, and treat our enemies as cold as the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves! "Gou Thirteen is also hard enough, in order to persuade Lao Zeng to directly borrow Uncle Lei Feng's famous words, although there are changes, but the meaning is the same.
"The autumn wind sweeps away the leaves as cold? seconds, these words directly say the true meaning of life! It seems that the thirteenth master will say that you are a vulgar businessman and a contemptible person in the future, and you will definitely not spare him, the road is simple! Zeng Guofan muttered quietly a few times and immediately looked at the Void Dao with his eyes shining, and Gou Thirteen pursed his lips disdainfully, the most despised Lao Tzu is estimated to be that you are an old boy, and you are not afraid of sycophants!
"Alright, that's it! I'll contact you later.,Send it over with the right calligraphy or painting or something.,Just call me directly.。 "Gou Shisan didn't bother to talk to him anymore, why did you say something nice and sound so awkward!
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At ten o'clock in the afternoon, Gou 13 sent Ke Liner and Xinqing back to the company and asked for leave to skip work!
All the way to the vegetable market in the urban village, there is a lot of people! All kinds of cries buzzed in his ears like flies, Gou Shisan dodged left and right to shuttle through the crowd, his task today is to get some poison, in fact, there are really not many poisons in these years, and the most awesome estimate is rat poison.
With the introduction of policies to protect the environment, the sale of rat poison is also considered an illegal act, and it is no longer seen in many places. You can still see it in a small vegetable market like an urban village, and other poisons can't be obtained by Gou Thirteen for the time being!
"Rat poison and rats, big and small, all rub it
The big rat eats and jumps three times, and the small mouse can't move when eaten
Let's all come and see, let's see the mouse in Dongzhuang rubbing a cat
Let's all come and see, let's come to see the rats in Xizhuang eight and a half pounds
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom
Along the way, I finally heard the awkward song of rat poison, and I could hear a broken gong shouting loudly from afar. Gou Shisan quickly squeezed over, and saw a lewd old man pushing a small cart and shouting all the way, walking all the way.
"Rat poison!"
"Nagging don't die (shredded radish)!"
Gou Shisan just wanted to go over and ask how powerful the rat poison was, when suddenly there was a nagging voice behind the obscene old man. The nagging immortal (shredded radish) shouted in dialect is similar to the feeling of rat poison immortal mice, and the two of them also cooperate very well, just like when people are singing, people play with me and I say pancakes, you say you want them!
The rhythm was speechless, and Gou Thirteen was a little hesitant. You said that this rat poison has not yet arrived, and you say that the medicine will not die, so I am really useful if you want to change history?
"Hey, do you want some rat poison, little brother? I sue you that rat poison is definitely the most domineering drop, not to mention a rat, even if it is a human being, you have to ...... him."
"Medicine doesn't die! (shredded radish)"
The obscene old man probably also found out that Gou Shisan had been watching him, and ran over with a smile to pick up a pack of rat poison and start selling it, but as soon as he said that it can kill people, suddenly a high medicine immortality interrupted him, and the old man's face turned black!
Paralyzed, you're sent by your opponent, aren't you? Just now you were talking about nagging and not dying, why did you suddenly become a medicine and not die?
Gou Thirteen's face was also dark, but he was holding back! I want to laugh but I'm embarrassed, big brother, are you singing? I said rat poison, you said medicine doesn't die?