cpa300_4(); "Ahem, that brother, don't care about him, it's a non-standard pronunciation! I sue you old man, this is an ancestral secret recipe, the most awesome rat poison in history! Not to mention a mouse, even an elephant can be killed if it is enough! The uncle glared at the eldest brother who was drinking the medicine and didn't die, and then enthusiastically sold his rat poison to Gou Shisan, and the advertisement really dared to say!

Elephant, why don't you say that Godzilla can do it!

This obscene uncle is really no one, he is simply not afraid of big things! Don't you know that elephants are second-class protected animals, or do you think you are doing the right thing for heaven?

"Medicine doesn't die!"

As soon as Gou Shisan opened his mouth to ask if this thing could be used in water, the sound of medicine immortality sounded in his ears again, and he was ready to leave without thinking about it. [The fastest and most complete free novel updated by Cat Flutter Novel] Ma Dan, this is simply a bad tone!

Don't you know that buddy is preparing to pit devils, can you be reliable? You guys can still write our books like this, and the red apricot girl doesn't know that we are black! (Hongxing looks confused...... Who did I hack? ）

"Alas, brother, don't go! How much do you say I will give you a discount, how about a 20% discount? Don't go, don't go! Seven folds, brother, this is a jump price, no matter how low the purchase is, it is not enough! The obscene man lived in the corner of Gou Thirteen, and said with a look of grievance. From time to time, he glared angrily at the big man who was shouting at the medicine immortal, and he didn't want to let go of a business when he finally came to a business.

"Ahem, aren't you an ancestral secret recipe?" Gou Shisan looked at the other party suspiciously, a little confused about what he meant.

"Hehe, brother is an ancestral secret recipe, is it a material, is it to be introduced? In fact, this rat poison can only be regarded as a low-grade product, and it is absolutely a top two for mice, but unfortunately the efficacy is still a little worse. The big man said a little lonely, looking at the look on his face, Gou Thirteen suddenly felt that maybe he could get some good things from this obscene uncle.

Its practical rat poison to pit devils is also his whimsical thing, not to mention the ancient bull fork poison, even arsenic is much more powerful than rat poison. He just came here to review his life, and besides, he wasn't really ****, how could he not think that rat poison would not work?

Secondary 2 is a disease, but he is not a terminal illness!

"Oh, what if I want a more toxic drug?" Gou Shisan got closer curiously, and then said to the lewd uncle in a voice that only the two of them could hear, the uncle's face turned white, and he looked at Gou Shisan in shock, turned around and ran, not even wanting his own stall.

"Hey, why did you run away? Stop, don't you want your stall? "Gou Thirteen is a little confused, what kind of trouble is this? If you say it well, how can you run away and don't give a letter?

When the old man heard Gou Thirteen tell him to stop, his speed sped up a little again. In the crowded vegetable market, his speed was about to catch up with Feiyang, Gou Shisan stayed for a few seconds before he quickly caught up, and found that the rat poison stall was still turning around to help him drag it up and continue to chase.

The two of them quickly ran out of the vegetable market one after the other, and the obscene uncle in front looked back from time to time, and found that Gou Shisan was about to cry when he was tired and panting, this Nima is really a strip!

"Hey, what are you running? I'm just looking for you to buy some medicine, what are you running? ”

"Fools don't run!" The uncle gasped and replied that he continued to speed up, shuttling through the alleys, and it was obviously not the first time.

"If you run again, I'll call someone!" Gou Thirteen was also a little tired, he had been running for almost two or three miles, and he felt that he was about to get lost.

"You have the ability to shout, how can you run if you don't chase me! Whew, whew! "The uncle is panting like a cow, but his mouth does not suffer, and from time to time he looks back and accelerates once, and when he accelerates once, his tongue is about to stick out.

"Well, then, if I don't chase you, don't run away, let's have a good chat, okay?" Gou Thirteen is so helpless, why is it so difficult to buy rat poison?

"I don't believe it, I won't reply to your words without a single punctuation!" The uncle shook his head and ran, and suddenly pounced on the street. There was no way not to notice that he tripped over a bag of garbage under his feet, and Uncle Gou, who was watching closer and closer, lay on the ground and gasped for breath, as for the garbage on the ground, he ignored it directly.

"Hey, hey, huhu! Uncle, you can really run, let's be honest! Seeing this, Gou Thirteen immediately accelerated to the uncle's side and looked at him proudly, and admired the uncle's body a little in his heart, how many days and nights does this Nima have to run around to have such an agile speed.

"I confess, I confess, I just ask the government to give me a good time! I just came to sell rat poison, and you came before I even opened! The uncle cried, hugged his head and said something inexplicable with a painful face. Gou Shisan looked at him with some puzzlement for a while, only to know that Ya was still a suspect, and she ran away just now because she suspected that she was a policeman!

Oops, I'll go to Uncle You're really good enough for your brain! If I were a policeman, you would have broken his leg a long time ago!

"Ahem, uncle, I think you misunderstood! I'm not a policeman, I'm looking for you just to buy some medicine! Gou Thirteen looked at the lewd uncle with a smile and said, After speaking, the uncle who had just confessed to my guilt was instantly resurrected with full blood, and suddenly jumped up and pointed at Gou Thirteen.

"Paralyzed, it turns out that you are not a strip? Your uncle, why didn't you say earlier that I was so scared that I peed my pants! "Okay, he directly sued the wicked first, and at the same time looked at Gou Thirteen's gaze a little unkindly.

"Hehe, why do you still want to do it with me?" Gou Shisan naturally noticed the other party's eyes, but he didn't care at all. Not to mention that the old man hasn't slowed down yet, even in his heyday, Gou Thirteen is not afraid of him.

"Hehe, don't blame me, you know too much!"

"Poof, you're acting in a movie? Okay, don't talk about it, just answer me, is there a medicine that can poison dozens of people, preferably the kind that is thrown into the water source. It's not easy to be discovered, as long as I promise not to report you, I will give you a satisfactory price! Gou Thirteen almost burst out laughing, this uncle is really cute, you are a rat poison seller and I know too much, can you not be so funny?

"Really?"

"It's more real than real gold, give it to me soon!" Gou Thirteen was a little impatient, although he could ignore the other party's sale of rat poison, but if the other party didn't give him the medicine, then don't blame himself for being ruthless.

"Okay, I have a bag of ancestral poison at home, which is colorless and odorless, and dissolves quickly in water, just a small sip is enough to kill an adult!" The lewd uncle looked at Gou Thirteen for a while, and found that the other party was serious, gritted his teeth and agreed, and he knew that he couldn't beat the other party without looking at the other party's body, and it was impossible to escape, so he could only admit it.

"Then let's go, waiting for me to invite you to the police station for tea?" I sue you don't play tricks, now the crime of selling rat poison is not small, and when the time comes, you will be in for three or five years, and it is estimated that you will be at the end of your life. Gou 13 saw that the uncle's eyes kept swaying around, and he walked a few steps to keep up with the other party's gloomy way, and the lewd uncle's body trembled for a while, and then the case led the way in front.

After walking for more than ten minutes, the two came to a somewhat dark room, and the uncle opened the door and walked in. A strange smell in the house made Zou Mei, who couldn't stop Gou Shisan, is this also where people live?

"The medicine is given to you, remember not to make too much at a time, otherwise it will poison people!" After the big man went in for a while, he came out with a cloth bag, took out a clay pot from it, handed it to Gou Shisan, and then hurriedly reminded him, in fact, except for Zeng Guofan, it is estimated that no one in the world knows what he is planning.

"Okay, this 10,000 is for you! It's best that what you say is true, otherwise don't blame me then, my lovely Uncle Zhang Mingyu! Gou Shisan squinted his eyes and looked at the other party for a few seconds, then weighed the other party a few times, and then turned around and left without giving the other party a chance to speak.

"Whew, I'm scared to death! The paralyzed ones have to move, and next time they won't sell rat poison again. Lao Tzu wants to sell contraceptive pills, no, rat poison is better! Watching Gou Thirteen's back disappear around the corner, the uncle pouted smugly, and then arranged for the apprentices to cook.

ps: I'm sorry to all of you, I confess that I confessed that because of an accident with a friend at eleven o'clock last night, Hongxing just rushed back and updated at this time, I'm sorry! Poor red apricots have not slept all night, can you reward some recommended votes and collections, if you feel like you can also come to a reward! 5555555