Chapter Twenty-Three: Tsundere Grandpa Qi (Asking for Votes)
Gou Shisan is a free and easy person, and if he doesn't understand why this situation occurs, he naturally doesn't think about it anymore. It's better to go with the flow, and the twisted melon is not sweet. whistling all the way home, throwing himself into the cot, the whole person is cute.
"Ouch, this Grandpa Qi is really helpless! Forget it, the Thirteenth Master will help you once for the sake of your contribution to my Chinese nation! Hey, I only blame myself for being too gentle! The thirteenth master looked at the available balance on the big micro-business platform in his eyes again, and shook his head helplessly, picked up his mobile phone and began to check the information.
Grandpa Qi's current problems are simple and simple, but it must be difficult to say that it is difficult! The first is the problem of daughter-in-law, to solve the status problem of Grandpa Qi, we must first let Mrs. Wang have thoughts, and the biggest thought for Mrs. Wang must be to be able to give birth to a child of her own, although there are already more than thirty people, but who can understand the thoughts of ancient women!
The second is to ask Grandpa Qi to become strong himself, not to mention anything else, if he can't get on the wall by himself, no matter how powerful outsiders are, there is nowhere to help! Although tracheitis is a virtue of loving a daughter-in-law, it is also a disease that must be cured!
staring blankly at the various methods on the phone, the last word entered the eyes of the thirteenth master—wall dong!
That's right, it's Bidong, take a look at the praise and likes below to know that this method is definitely the best choice. So, here comes the problem again. What exactly is a wall knock?
Bidong said that literature and art refer to the behavior of men who force beautiful women to the wall in order to achieve good deeds. To say vulgar is to be strong in the process of making an appointment for a kiss Fang Ze man, cough cough it seems that no matter how you say it, it still feels a little vulgar, don't care about the details, or think about how to make Grandpa Qi dare to knock on the wall!
The Thirteenth Master thought about it again and again, and finally came to the conclusion that Grandpa Qi did not dare to use the big move of Bidong under the obscenity of Mrs. Wang, so what should I do?
Oops, it's really annoying! Why, the famous heroes eat meat in large chunks and drink wine in big bowls...... Hey, wait! Wine, wine hahaha, Lao Tzu is really talented!
What's more, the wine is so bold that people are bold, how can you forget this good thing! Well, when the time comes, there is absolutely no problem with getting a bottle of Red Star Erguotou and adding a pack of spicy strips!
Well, I decided to just be happy!
Okay, the first question is finalized! Oh, no! Damn, this is the second question, and the first question is still under consideration! This second, the first...... Ahh It seems that I have to buy a pig brain to make up for it, and this IQ has plummeted!
Okay, next question! How to get Mrs. Wang pregnant, in ancient times, it was impossible to say that the fallopian tubes were blocked or something, and they would not get pregnant unmarried, and they did not need to have an abortion or medical abortion. Then, to sum up, it should be a developmental problem for the woman. This topic is extensive, so let's go to the Internet to learn more about the situation.
Just do it when you think of it, the Thirteenth Master has always been so willful!
Open the browser and directly enter the reason for the infertility of ancient women, he's not right! Something is wrong, absolutely not! Haha, that's right, there should be a woman who practices martial arts! Mrs. Wang's general, the Tiger Girl, is naturally a person who practices martial arts, that's right! Enter, go back to your sister! Is there a car return on the mobile phone, it should be going!
What's the situation?
I'm going, is there still such a possibility? Looking at the results of the search below, the thirteenth master was stunned again, more than thirty pages and more than a thousand possibilities. This, this is so embarrassing! Lao Tzu is not a doctor and is not a woman, how can this be broken?
It may be helpful to honestly find an online doctor, directly find a website to find a doctor and ask for medicine, register an account and copy the title, and roughly talk about Mrs. Wang's situation, and it's done! Finally, add an online wait-and-go method!
Tick knock!
Invincible netizens are really omnipotent, and they recovered in less than three seconds. The Thirteenth Master clicked on it with excitement, there are still kind-hearted people in this society!
What the hell is this?
When I saw a large number of replies, I just glanced at the thirteenth master, and the whole person was not good in an instant!
Sofa: Landlord****, identification completed!
Damn, for the happy life of national heroes, Lao Tzu endured it! There are a lot of kind-hearted netizens, there must be kind-hearted people! Continue to ......
Bench: The chrysanthemum upstairs was blown up by the landlord, as evidenced by the picture!
Nonsense, the Thirteenth Master is a normal man, and he loves women and not men!
Sitting on the carpet: Landlord, if you really can't get pregnant, remember to contact me!
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Eighteenth floor: It is recommended that the landlord take it to XX Hospital, we are professional in treating infertility!
Nima really knows how to play! The advertisements are all on the issue of Lao Tzu, why don't you go to the sky, why don't you stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?
Thirty-second floor: The landlord in this situation directly suspended a letter, if you can't contact me: 136 ********professional gunners, 10 years of quality assurance!
Are you really here to save me, brother? You weren't sent by your opponent Bi Ma Wen, did you?
51st Floor: Brother, I don't know why I asked this, but I still have to tell you a fact. The ancients practiced martial arts and easily suppressed the secretion of estrogen, and it was normal for her to be infertile, after all, she was even stunted by the fundamental reproductive organs! Finally, I am the attending physician of XX Hospital, if necessary, you can contact me directly, WeChat ID: YX*****
Seeing this thirteenth master, I really can't stand it, although I Nima, although you also advertised, but my brother has to give you a thumbs up! What you say makes sense, I don't dare to say anything else, but the issue of practicing martial arts to suppress estrogen is worth studying. So should I talk to Grandpa Qi next?
That's right, practice is the only criterion for testing truth! You have to understand the problem first, otherwise you will definitely have a dead end behind closed doors! After the Thirteenth Master cheered himself up, he drank a glass of water, returned to bed again, and prepared to contact Grandpa Qi to see the situation.
It is said that Grandpa Qi is in pain and happy at this time, and the thirteenth master is running around for him, oh no, he should be running around and even being scolded **** or without regrets, but he is being scolded by Mrs. Wall Dong at this time!
In the morning, since chatting with the thirteenth master, Grandpa Qi feels that the whole person is cute, especially the spicy strips in the world, I have them! I couldn't stop it immediately after trying one boldly, and finally I thought of my happy life with twelve points of great perseverance before I stopped, and with a loud roar, I called the maid outside the door to invite my wife.
After Mrs. came, he was reprimanded and beaten again, and Grandpa Qi endured it after more than 20 years. In the end, when Mrs. was tired and resting, she took the initiative to offer a spicy strip, and the unique taste and spicy taste instantly conquered Mrs. The lady who was still angry turned into a gorgeous person, which instantly made Grandpa Qi so happy that he didn't want to.
said that everyone would eat spicy strips happily, but as soon as Grandpa Qi picked up one, he was pushed by his wife and pasted it on the wall, and the personal maid closed the door and left, and the frightened Grandpa Qi was knocked in the corner by Mrs. Wall.
What follows is definitely a big show, Lao Tzu Zhao Ritian bets on two bags of spicy strips, and if he doesn't accept it, he will fight!
That's right, it's a big show, it's a big robbery show! Grandpa Qi was robbed of all the spicy strips, and in the end all he got in exchange for one, a kiss......
"Qi Ye, Qi Ye! What's going on with you? "When the Thirteenth Master contacted Grandpa Qi, he saw a face that had no thoughts in this life, and all thoughts were lost, and the empty eyes frightened the Thirteenth Master.
"Ahh Thirteenth master, hey, the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, and the ugliness of the family should not be publicized! You said that the old man was the commander of the Qi family's army, and he was forcibly seized by his wife and couldn't even keep a spicy strip, so what kind of face did he have to compete with the Japanese robbers! As soon as Grandpa Qi heard the voice of the Thirteenth Master, he immediately came back to life, as if he had found an organization, and a sad cry could really be described as a sad listener who smelled tears!
"Ahem, what is that Qi Ye, can we talk well? If you don't do this, you won't be able to have a pleasant chat, I'm not here to save you! Okay, let's talk about the spicy strip later, let's talk about you and your wife first! The Thirteenth Master felt that the style of painting was crooked again, and the tall and mighty statue in his heart collapsed, and the rumble made him feel like a lonely ghost without faith.
"No, Thirteenth Master! I, I'm going to ask for spicy strips, I want to, I want spicy strips, spicy strips! "Grandpa Qi heard that the spicy strip said later that he instantly turned into a sledgehammer, and his shameful arrogant appearance made the thirteenth master want his eyes to light up immediately, and his ears instantly suppurated and lost his voice. For spicy strips that aren't worth a dollar, spicy strips, please tell me what makes them so obsessed with them?