Chapter 24: What the hell is an idol?

Looking at the big hero in his mind, Gou Thirteen felt that he was really loveless, this is definitely the wrong way to open. Gou Shisan rubbed his face vigorously and took a few deep breaths before saying, "Master Qi, can we have a good chat?" If you do this again, I'll be gone, and to be honest, I still have a lot of things to deal with! ”

"Ahh Oh, good thirteen masters, you say, you say! As long as you give me some spicy strips for a while, anything can be discussed, and really anything can be discussed! As soon as Qi Jiguang heard that Gou Thirteen was leaving, he immediately got up and looked at the beam above his head seriously, and said in his heart, thinking about how to let the thirteenth master give more spicy strips, and after the lady took some, the concubines estimated that they would soon get the news.

Hey, why is a man so miserable!

"Okay, it's easy to say about spicy strips. I contacted you today to solve your current tracheitis problem first, by the way, is Madame a martial artist? Gou Shisan was a little speechless about Qi Ye's fickleness, but when he thought of business, he didn't bother to bother with him, and besides, the historical record will definitely not record the ugly things of celebrities one by one, everyone is a layman and can't avoid some flaws.

"Well, yes! Madame's martial arts are strong, but she can take the head of the prisoner in the army! Hey, what's that tracheitis? Qi Jiguang introduced Mrs. Wang's situation very honestly, but soon he was a little confused, what the hell is tracheitis, I don't seem to have heard of it!

"Ahem, then this bronchitis is a disease, you have it now! Don't worry about these details, let's continue to discuss the situation of my sister-in-law. "Gou Thirteen is helpless, Nima Laozi is not a student of history, how do you know what tracheitis was called in ancient times! In short, it is a disease, whether it is a respiratory infection or fear of wife, in short, it is a disease!

"No, no, no! The thirteenth old man has been practicing martial arts for many years, how can he be sick, even if it is ordinary typhoid fever or something, he has hardly ever gotten it! You can say anything, but don't say anything about cursing people who are sick and painful, fortunately, the old man is more open-minded, and if he meets an ordinary narrow-minded person, he will probably turn his face with the thirteenth master! "Qi Jiguang is even more confused, am I sick? Why don't I know it, this grandson didn't learn well and cursed the old man, it's just unreasonable!

No, you must not let him be fooled around, and you must fight for 300 rounds to make you foam at the mouth and kill yourself in shame. Uh, bah, I should be ashamed unless I take a bag of no, I need two bags of spicy strips before I can forgive you!

"Well, can we change the topic of this! I think my sister-in-law's problem is a bit serious, why don't you talk about her? Or talk about Qi Ye, you led the army to kill the widows, crying dad and calling mother? "The thirteenth master is sweating, this chatting with the ancients is really not something that ordinary people can play! Damn, although people don't know the special language for chatting, they are good at asking without shame!

"No, this can't just pass! You are cursing the old man to be sick, although the thirteenth master is open-minded, but it is wrong for you to do this! The old man is strong and healthy with martial arts, and he is not easy to get sick, but this is cursed by you, who knows if it will really make the old man sick! Do you say yes, so you have to change your habit like this......" Qi Jiguang chirped crookedly like a Tang monk chanting, Gou Shisan felt that his head was big, and he felt that a big fly was buzzing in his ear.

"Stop, stop! stop! I said, what the hell do you need to change the subject, let's talk about it directly! The Thirteenth Master compromised depressedly, he really didn't expect that a great hero like Qi Jiguang would have the potential of Tang Seng, what kind of world is this!

"Hehe, the thirteenth master only needs a bag, no! Two bags, two bags of spicy strips will do. Qi Jiguang immediately smiled happily when he heard the surrender of the Thirteenth Master, hehe, I knew that this trick was good. Hmph, don't think that the old man doesn't have a trick!

"Okay, two bags! Idol, I'll give you two bags of ninety-five off, and you give one hundred and ninety taels! "Just kidding, do you really think that the money of the Thirteenth Master is blown by the wind? Hmph, it's the first time I've tasted the sweetness, this time I have to make you bleed, otherwise I'll have to post the video fee upside down.

"Huh? What the hell is an idol? Ninety-five folds are so much? Qi Jiguang was also acceptable when he heard that he wanted money, and he was very happy when he heard that he was 95% off, but when he heard the total price, he immediately smacked his tongue. This Nima is too expensive, and the old man's annual salary is less than fifty taels!

"Hehe, Qi Ye, we have a clear price, and Tong Su is not deceived! At present, all items on our big micro business platform are one hundred taels and one bag, not only delicious spicy strips but also crispy and delicious crispy noodles! Gou Shisan proudly introduced his goods, and as for Grandpa Qi's constipated look, he ignored it directly.

"Huh? That's right, but it's really acceptable to think about it! But the old man has no money now, why don't I wait for me to find my wife, and then come back to talk in detail? Qi Jiguang's eyes rolled, and he immediately said with a bitter face.

Gou Thirteen instantly had a feeling of going berserk, why don't you have the money to talk to your grandfather? Why am I earning hundreds of thousands of dollars per minute, and you don't get a penny for half a day, don't you say that you have to post the video fee yourself?

"No, you have to give money for two bags of spicy noodles today! Otherwise, we will never get along with each other in the future! "The thirteenth master is very angry, and the consequences must be very serious, if you don't slap your thigh, you will directly come to the bottom of the kettle to draw salary, hum, you also have a temper!

"Uh, isn't that okay? We two can talk like this, wouldn't it be too cruel if you didn't get along with me for a long time? Although ......"

"Stop, don't talk nonsense, either give money or break off relations!" Gou Shisan is really afraid that he will continue to talk about it, and the ghost knows if he will have another Onlyyou sentence in a while, and he will really go crazy. So I didn't wait for the other party to finish speaking and interrupted directly, my temper is so grumpy that I can't wait to slap you to death, but it's a pity that even if Rulai's palm is estimated to not be able to slap the other party!

"Thirteenth master, thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, is it okay to come to a bag of spicy strips?" Grandpa Qi frowned slightly, thought about it again and again, sat on the ground, raised his feet, took off his shoes, took out a silver ticket, and said affectionately, the reluctance in his eyes made Gou Shisan shudder.

"Okay, next time, if it's like this, then we won't have to deal with each other!" Gou Shisan took a deep breath and happily agreed, although the silver ticket looked disgusting, and the expression looked even more like vomiting, but it couldn't get along with money!

"Oh, by the way, I don't have any change to find you, I'll give you an account to offset next time!" Gou Thirteen was suddenly stunned for a moment, where did he get five taels to make up for ninety-five? I don't want to keep accounts directly, anyway, he didn't just buy it once.

"Hey, understood, no problem! Thirteenth master, don't worry, as long as there are spicy strips, everything is easy to say, haha! Then let's trade it now, Madame is still waiting for me to take care of it! Grandpa Qi nodded with a smile on his face, no matter how he looked, he didn't look like a big hero but like a second dog. Gou Shisan didn't bother to bother with him so much, so he waved his hand and asked the secretary to handle it for him, and then hung up the video.

"Phew, how do I feel that the other party is not a hero but a ruffian! Damn, I was fooled by him again! Serious business, business has not been done yet! Gou Thirteen lay on the bed with his head in pain, looking at the roof with blank eyes. This is definitely a demon, it seems that he really underestimates the heroes of the world, I didn't expect the day when the almighty watering madman of my buddy will be flooded!