Chapter 19: Prologue
"Examiner 001, fifty pounds of completion report."
"No progress at all"
"002 What about you?"
"Upstairs."
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"The same landlord."
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"I want to die......"
Yu He resisted the urge to repulse his stomach, and reached out to the mountain-like pile of stationery in front of him......
An hour ago-
'Boom! ~β
"Poof~"
Yu He, who was in his sleep, was smashed by a huge force, and it took a lot of strength to finally stretch out a hand from the mountain-like pile of papers.
"This ...... What is it? β
"It seems that all of them are love letters received by Ji Xi, and they were just lifted in directly with a crane, probably more than half a ton."
Salted fish is backswimming in a pile of paper.
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"If there are so many, you should be able to exchange a lot of money for pulling it to the toll booth!"
"Hey, Gree, your eyes are now Β₯ charms......"
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"These are the ones I received in the last two years, and they were stored somewhere else even longer, do you want to pull them all together?"
The girl walked in through the door.
"No, no, it's totally enough......"
Yu He turned out a few sacks.
"First of all, one person will put a bag, the method is not limited, in short, I will choose a few ...... at random"
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[It was a cloudy and sunny afternoon, I sat on top of the high mound of dirt, listening to my mother tell the story of the past~~ and then I saw you, and I was shocked and ecstatic......]
"What's wrong with this......
Yu He threw the ball of paper into the wastebasket.
[Even if I have passed away, my soul is still adrift, and that's just because, there is no such thing as you in that world, ah!! It's the gap between heaven and hell......]
"Forehead ......" (throw it away)
[I, who is ............]
"How do I know who you are......" (throw away)
[Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the River Island, My Fair Lady, Gentleman Good ......]
"Talking about people, big brother......" (throw away)
[In the ******** prairie lives a group of happy grass and mud horses...... (376 words omitted below) So, please associate with me (end)]
"............" (throw away)
[See my letter!] Feel it!! What do you think it is?!! That's love!! In English, it's LOVE!!! You read that right!! That's love!!! It's love!!!! It's love!!!!! Love!!!!! Yes!!!! Yes!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! β¦β¦ (940 'ah' characters omitted below)]
"It's heavy! What a heavy love!! Heavy love!! Heavy love!! Oh love!! Love!! Yes!!! ......" (throw away)
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"**************" (throw away)
[From the moment I saw you for the first time, I already understood that in my life, I will never be able to like anyone other than you, your voice, your breath, your temperature, your color, even if it is just a slight, I absolutely do not want to lose. Because... I like you, more than anyone else in the world...... Can this heart be conveyed to you? If one day you could stand beside me in a white wedding dress, I would say to you, 'Will you marry me?' At that point, I hope you can sue me' I will...... Even if we're all girls. βγ
"(Glance) (surprised) (read carefully) (stunned) (unable to complain)" (throw away)
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"It's too long to watch." (throw away)
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"It's too short to look at." (throw away)
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"The words are too ugly" (throw away)
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"Why are you writing so well?" (throw away)
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"With a black pen?" (throw away)
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"Blue pen?" (throw away)
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(throw away)
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Half an hour later-
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"Woo~" His face turned blue and his limbs twitched.
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Two hours later............
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"I'm going to the toilet."
Yu He staggered out.
"Woo~Wow~~~" (Mosaic)
"Gastric juice...... Morning leek stuffed bun ......"
(glazed eyes, shaky)
"Hurry up and die......"
(For various reasons, I got lost on the road of life)
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"How many ...... have you solved?"
Yu He asked weakly.
"All."
Unison.
"Clams?! ~β
"How did you manage all that?"
Yu He, who stared at him with wide eyes and a blank face.
"Hawkers,~ A letter to see who can read it, just take out a few at will."
Salted fish said lazily while lying on a beach chair with sunglasses.
"No wonder I felt a little abnormal quietly from just now, it turns out that when I was working until I was dying, you bastards were still here enjoying life~~~~~~~~? β¦β¦β
The pitch-black fiery snake rose from its pupils, its body inflated dramatically, and a breathtaking aura filled the air.
"Black ...... Blackened!! β
Salted fish was shocked.
"The president's combat power will increase by 0.3% after blackening!"
"So what the hell is going on with this rather delicate number......"
Xiaoqiu narrowed her eyes slightly.
"0.01, 0.011, 0.012, 0.013...... It's still improving!! β
Eggplant put on some glasses and analyzed the combat effectiveness.
'Click~'
"Broken ...... Shattered! β
"What a terrible fighting power this is!"
"No, no, this is a microscopic tester for observing small insects, even a rodent can easily explode the ......"
Tang Yuan'er pointed to the label on her glasses.
"Kukuku~~ Tremble, stupid human!"
Yu He's figure obscured the sky above the classroom.
"Mere idiot president ......"
The student council headed by Xiaoqiu listed the formation.
The Nth student union civil war officially began, and I saw that the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, the sand was flying, and the ghosts were crying wolves......
"Wow Wow Wow~~~" (Helpless Critter)
"Violence...... Violent ...... doesn't work"
The girl's voice sounded like a mosquito and a fly.
"Don't worry, I'm going to kill these retards soon."
Yu He Ji sneered.
"Clams? ~Idiot president, you shouldn't be old and dizzy, right? It's clear which side is struggling now! β
Xiao Qiu sneered and took another step forward.
......'Boom! ~ββ¦β¦βDuangοΌ ~'......'Boom! ~ββ¦β¦βDuangοΌ ~'......'Boom! ~' (omitted below)
"Burning ...... My soul has burned out......"
Yu He's body had turned to ashes.
"Yes...... There are two hits...... President ......"
The student council all fell to the ground.
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"I seem to have forgotten something......
After school, Yu He faintly felt that something was wrong.
"Forget it, ...... him so much"
Open the bicycle lock and get ready to slap your ass and leave.
"President ......"
It wasn't until he heard this voice that he remembered-
Today's planned work is completely unfinished......
"It's Friday, and it looks like we'll have to wait until next week to solve it, so I'm sorry......"
There is no sincere apology at all.
"It's not the president's fault, it's all because of my willfulness that I caused so much trouble to everyone in the student union, so I ......"
The girl smiled softly.
"Thank you for accomplishing so many wishes that I would never have been able to fulfill."
"No, no, if it weren't for the fact that I couldn't predict how much damage the ghost teacher would cause, I would definitely not have taken over such a troublesome matter."
Yu He waved his hand again and again.
"Even so, if I didn't have you, I would never have been able to accomplish these things alone."
The girl held the notepad in the palm of her hand.
"By the way, why do you suddenly want to find a lover? Haven't you been popular all these years? You can find a lover at any time, right? β
Yu He wondered.
"I'm not looking for a lover, maybe it's just ...... I just want to feel the world that I have never seen before. β
There was an indescribable gloom in the girl's eyes.
That is to say...... Don't you really want to be in love, but just want to feel what it's like to be in love for a short time? β
How to analyze and summarize.
"Hmmm......"
The girl nodded slightly.
"That's a lot easier, just find someone to top the bag, if it's you, even if it's just a love simulation, there are a lot of people rushing to do it...... Anyway, the conditions will be listed for me first, and then I will sift a few people out of the pile of waste paper......"
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There was a slight pause in his voice.
A small hand gently tugged at the corner of his clothes.
"Again...... What's the ......?"
Yu He with a blank face.
"So ......"
A faint blush appeared on the girl's cheeks.
"That's you...... President ...... "-
It's pitch black, and the night that spreads to the end of the skyβ
The center of the earth cracked like a spider's web collapsed into a huge crater dozens of feet wide.
Collapse, annihilation, silver moon, crimson blood......
A woman dressed in black sat on the top of a boulder the size of a house, flicking a cigarette with her fingertips and slowly exhaling a puff of smoke.
"The little girl of the Ji family...... If I have violated the 'taboo', even I can't intervene directly......"
He shook the beer can in his hand and frowned slightly.
"That's it? β¦β¦β
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"So...... What will be the end of the little time you have left before the final come......"