Over the streets, over the city made of reinforced concrete.

'It' is silently watching this commonplace and extremely strange world.

From when it starts, to when it ends.

Gaze, without any temperature, without a trace of emotion, indifference that cannot be explained by common sense.

What the hell are you looking at......

That's right

It's just a fragile doll in a cage that can be torn apart lightly, called a 'human'......

"Why is the atmosphere so normal today?"

What seems to be a very normal student will make Yu He creepy.

"President,"

Salted fish color opening:

"Although the answer is fairly obvious, let's ask first......

"If you have a fart, don't talk to me in such a normal way, I'm panicking......"

Yu He was frightened.

"Has the president ever dated a girl?"

"Not really."

Unexpectedly simple conversations.

"So, what's going on now?"

"Actually, that's what happened......"

Eggplant held up a whiteboard in his hand, and after writing, he raised it above his head—

1. Students will begin to complete the things on the notepad under the guidance (power) of the ghost teacher.

'Da Da Da Da ~' continued to write and raised it above his head-

2. The process is smooth and ...... Sharp? (Completely irrelevant people followed along)

'Da Da Da Da ~' The last line is written -

3. Final finishing touches...... Can't fix it...... （！？ ）

"Who the hell was you showing that board from just now?"

Yu He asked with a fox face.

"Don't care about the details, this world has a higher dimension to exist zài......"

Eggplant said meaningfully.

"So what exactly is that unsolvable problem?"

Yu He asked with a light sigh.

"Chairman, see for yourself......"

Tang Yuan'er handed over the notepad.

Yu He turned the pages one by one, until the last page, there were only two words-

'In Love'

"Oh, I see."

Yu He pondered.

"Wait a minute......"

Inexplicably stunned.

Something seems wrong......

"Could it be that I misunderstood?"

Yu He dragged his head and thought for thirty-four seconds, and then took out a certain Chinese dictionary.

One minute and forty-seven seconds later, the open booth of a Chinese dictionary opened on the table.

"Is that what you mean? - The inexplicable glue of multiple organisms before reproduction due to various reasons? ”

"That's it, that's it!"

Salted fish nodded and shouted.

"Not really, idiot!!"

The two fell to the ground in response, with two extra bags on their heads.

Xiaoqiu glanced at the dictionary on the table.

This dictionary ...... It's pirated. ”

"How is that possible?! This is a Chinese dictionary! ”

Yu He was shocked.

"Generally speaking, will the one with that name be genuine?"

Xiao Qiu glanced at the two people on the ground.

"That's what it's all about......"

"Anyway, why is it suddenly this kind of super expansion ......?"

He turned to a small creature in the corner that had fallen into a state of confusion.

"No...... Isn't it okay? ”

The sound of mosquitoes and flies came.

"It's not impossible...... Hurry up and figure it out! ”

Yu He pointed to a few people behind him.

"Don't expect to blame us for everything."

Fork sneered.

"Then, the first internal mobilization meeting of the student union is now open, and everyone is welcome to speak."

Yu He put on a flat light glass, walked up to the podium, and wrote a line of titles on the blackboard-

'Discussion on the issue of love'

"First ......"

Eggplant was the first to raise his hand.

"You have to look at your face!"

"Agreed!"

Tangyuaner, fork, salted fish both hands agreed.

"Now society is completely able to distinguish species by face, this is the difference between extinction and survival!!"

Eggplant is heartbroken.

"No, no, you guys are completely missing the point."

Yu He stood on the podium and sneered condescendingly:

"The most important thing, without a doubt, is money!!"

There was a faint fragrance from the banknotes, a breath that could spread from the limbs to the soul, even the slightest was enough to intoxicate and obsessive, and even the soul would not hesitate to fall into the Infernal Hell for its sake.

"Face? That kind of thing is good, only money is the most important and only measure!! ”

This sense of confidence and oppression...... Not to be underestimated.

Several members of the student council sensed this unusual aura.

"Isn't there something more important? Like what...... Love what......"

Xiaoqiu objected.

"Hmph, young."

Yu He sneered.

"Sue sù a famous quote from a certain character - love or something, it is better to eat bread!"

"It's a quote you made up! I don't know what it means at all!! ”

"It's just a metaphor, do you understand the metaphor...... Do you want me to teach you instead of your primary school Chinese teacher? ”

"Thank you so much...... Although I don't think that an idiot with a brain full of pits can achieve the average grade in primary school. ”

"What did you say?!"

"I'm sorry to call an idiot an idiot, idiot."

Xiaoqiu stuck out her tongue and grimaced.

"Ha, although I don't want to say it myself, but now I have to make that matter public......

Yu He stood on the table and said proudly:

"Listen, you idiots—"

"Hmph~~ Me...... When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, I scored 100 points in math once!! ”

"What!!"

The student council was shocked.

"That's it?"

"Why does this idiot still look amazing......"

Xiaoqiu's gaze was a little delicate.

"Hmph~~ What's wrong, you have the ability to bite me~"

Yu He stretched out his finger and shook it in midair.

"Ahhh~"

"Ah!! ~~~”

…………

"Broken, right? It's a bite off, right?! ”

Yu He looked at the miserable fingers.

"Woo~"

Xiaoqiu grinding his teeth and humming softly.

"Isn't it completely off topic from just now......

…………

Half an hour later—

"It's a face! A wise man 1,300 years ago once said that if you look ugly, you still play with eggs! ”

"Dissent! This sentence is obviously made up! A certain saint 3,000 years ago once left such a cautionary maxim - banknotes are the ladder of human progress, and if there is no money in the world, what is the point of saving it? …… Of course, the starting point for everything in this world is money! ”

"Why is there no element of love in the question of love? And you idiots, don't talk nonsense! ”

……

"That's, that's ......"

The sudden interruption plunged the noisy classroom into a brief silence.

A flush appeared on the girl's cheeks, and she said softly:

"I don't think it's okay to be someone you don't really like!"

…………

"This ...... It's so dazzling! ”

The burning sensation from the titanium dog's eyes is too exciting.

"Having said that, if it's you, you can find a love partner at any time, such as what JX God conquered the hundreds of thousands of the World Support Alliance...... Woo~~"

'Salted fish, what are you doing' (eye contact)

'There are some things that can't be said here, you know, the consequences will grow' (eye contact)

'This organization...... What the hell is going on! (Eyes complain)

…………

'......' (the onlookers who don't know the truth (only Ji Xi is one))

"Ah...... Although this is the case, I still don't understand much about love, and there are ...... I don't understand the feelings of liking someone like this. ”

"In that case, why don't you find a few people to try first, anyway, what organization has hundreds of thousands...... Woo~"

"President, you're almost on the organization's blacklist, if you expose the organization's existence to the JX gods, you'll probably have an extra handful of unknown ash in an unknown crematorium tomorrow morning" (eye contact)

'What?! This organization 'beep-' (harmony cannot be shown)' (HD reset version of the eye complaint)

'......' (onlookers who don't know the truth)

"Only people who have decided to really like can be interacted with, because ...... I'm going to get married. ”

The girl's soft voice exploded in everyone's ears like a thunderbolt from the sky.

"Ah!! ~”

The five people except Xiaoqiu were immediately thrown to the ground.

'This kid, the innocence is too much! (Consciousness on the verge of collapse complains)

"No... Isn't that right? ”

The girl asked softly.

"Yes, yes, believe in yourself......"

Yu He stood up with the blinded titanium alloy dog eyes.

'I can't bear to let the dark reality pollute such a pure heart......

"In short, take all the love letters you receive first, and use them as a selection and reference for the ultimate goal."

Yu He's brain cells are on the verge of depletion.

"Hmm"

The figure of the girl disappeared outside the door.

…………

By the way, the first article of the school rules seems to prohibit love, and I am the student president......

Yu He rolled his eyes.

Forget it, whatever......

"Xiaoqiu, lend me a sleeping bag."

…………

"Don't just use someone else's sleeping bag, idiot!"

"By the way, you've gotten in, idiot!!"

"Why can you fall asleep in ten seconds under this situation, idiot!!"