Chapter 132: The young man in the west is angry and coaxes Tianer
"Wait, Gulajie, can this matter be left at that?" Tang Xue screamed and asked, it would be terrible if Jiang Defu was given that terrifying nightmare curse again. v
"That's it? He pointed a gun at me, scared me into a cold sweat, I am a careful eye, he scared me once, I scared him ten times, and now how many times has he been scared? Make up ten times, and that's it. Gulajie said with a huff.
"Little fat man, can you give me a face, this matter is over?" Donald actually opened his mouth to plead, which was a big surprise to the little fat man.
The little fat man hesitated, he had admired heroes since he was a child, and especially respected the older generation of founders like Donald.
Tang Yihao saw that Gulajie was still hesitating, and suddenly lost his mind, as if he thought of his first kiss, and said angrily: "Dead fatty, don't give face and shame, this matter is over, I will not pursue the matter of you kissing me." β
Tang Yihao reacted as soon as he spoke, how could he, who is usually witty as a demon, mess up as soon as he touched a dead fat man, and actually said such a shameful thing in public.
"Huh?" Sure enough, Tang Lao, Tang Yichen, and Master Jiang Defu were all dumbfounded.
Donald, although he knew that his grandson was too beautiful, he didn't expect that his hobby would be so beautiful.
What's more, Master Fa actually turned the direction and kowtowed to Tang Yihao, kowtowing respectfully while kowtowing: "The third junior brother Fa Hongtong sees sister-in-law." "I was still thinking in my heart, it turned out that the taste of the senior brother was actually a girl who liked neutrals
Burst! Gulajie squirted.
"Hey! You bastard dared to find me a wife. And ****** actually found me a man, am I so perverted? The fat man suddenly became angry, and slapped Farrajie on the ground.
"Senior brother, you said this yourself, don't blame me!" Fa Hongtong covered her face and looked pitiful, as if she was a wronged little daughter-in-law.
"When did I say that?" Gula asked angrily.
Fa Hongtong said in a low voice: "You said on the way to ride my shoulder and slap my face that year, you said: The fat man has not eaten wild meat, and you dare to eat it." Don't you know that the fat man and I are determined to eat all the game, and I am going to eat roe deer for the first time, read all the beauties in the world, and give my first kiss to my future wife. β
Tang Yihao's handsome face suddenly turned red. It's embarrassing. What is it and what it is. I'm not GAY.
And the fat man jumped to his feet and scolded: "Fart, when did I say this, fat man?" Besides, what I like is a foreign girl, do you understand? Babes ......"
At this point, everyone was embarrassed.
The fat man hit Jiang Defu. In this embarrassing atmosphere, it was not easy to reveal, but the matter of their senior brothers was not so easy to expose.
"Fa Hongtong, you broke my nightmare curse without my permission, I want to cast a bone erosion spell on you, and it cannot be lifted within a day." Gula Jie said coldly.
Gulajie grabbed his unkempt hair, and a thumb-sized ant appeared in his hand and placed it on Gulang Siji's chest.
"Justified, Gota justified, Brabti. Trembling ......" Gu Lajie said coldly, and a stream of yin qi poured out from the little fat man, converging on the poisonous ants, and the poisonous ants seemed to have received an order and bit down fiercely.
"Thank you for the grace of Senior Brother not to kill, thank you Master Fa Hongtong Brother for punishment." Fa Xitong obediently knelt in front of Gu Lajie and replied respectfully.
After doing this, Gu Lajie turned his head to look at Tang Yihao, and said with a shy face: "Don't believe what this dead fat man said just now!" However, I like women. Don't get me wrong? β
"...... In the future, Lao Tzu will see you cut you once" replied to the fat man, it was Tang Yiwu's angry scolding with a red face, as well as the teacups, fruit plates, apples, and grapes placed on the coffee table......
Gu Lajie hugged his head and rushed out of the villa gate as if he had fled.
Just when Tang Yiwu was ashamed. The door of the villa opened again, and the fat man raised his hands high, hung his head in frustration, and returned to the villa under the guns of the guards.
And there is a family member outside the door to report. He Lao, Jiang Lao is here.
Donald immediately left Gulajie and his family out to greet him.
Also with Jiang Lao and He Lao were Yang Xuan and Lin Xiaofan.
Everyone went to the living room.
He Lao Jiang saw Jiang Defu come out and knew that his grandson was fine. I couldn't help but feel relieved.
The reason why Lin Xiaofan came here was because he was a little uneasy after changing his clothes, but he and Yang Xuan rushed to the hospital, and the doctor said that Jiang Defu and Tang Xue left, but the rest of the special soldiers were not easy to handle.
Lin Xiaofan looked at the special forces who were grinned in pain by Gu Lajie's staggered hands. She really can't get this one. Because, this is almost a point, and it may destroy the arms of these soldier kings.
drove to the police station at the moment, but who knew that it was a step too late, and Gulajie was taken away by Tang Tianhao. So round and round. received a call from He Lao, Jiang Defu had an accident again.
They rushed to the Tang Mansion only and happened to meet He Lao at the door. before they came in together.
Lin Xiaofan came to the little fat man, "You, you can't give my sister a stop."
He Lao and Jiang Lao saw that their grandson was fine, so they just left it at that. But I still admire this little fat man. Also help with intercession.
"It's okay, let him go!" Donald waved his hand.
Now the fat man is really fine
"Master Fa, are you alright?" After the fat man and Lin Xiaofan left, Donald asked with concern.
Fa Hongtong shook his head with a wry smile and said: "Thank you sister-in-law, if it wasn't for my sister-in-law's mouth, I would have died this time, and now, it can only be regarded as a blessing!" β
Jiang Hongtong's words Tang Yihao's face turned red again, Tang Yihao felt that the number of times he blushed today was more than the number of times he blushed in the previous nineteen years combined.
"I said it all, I'm a man, not your sister-in-law"
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not a big deal if the man is together now......"
Fa Hongtong expressed understanding
"Is the Bone Eater Charm powerful?"
Jiang Defu, who had already experienced the power of the Nightmare Curse, asked in confusion, because it seemed that the Master of Law did not seem to have any discomfort.
Fa Jiangtong nodded with a bitter face and said: "There are ten of the most vicious spells in witchcraft, the nightmare spell can't even get into the top ten, and the bone erosion spell ranks fourth, and the middle one will feel that all the places inside and outside his body are like being gnawed by ten thousand ants, and the feeling of pain to the limit and itching to the limit is really difficult to describe in words." β
When the three of them thought of the scene of ten thousand ants gnawing, they all shuddered.
"Actually, there is another reason. He is my senior brother, and he is the best to his relatives and fellow disciples, which is why I am willing to be punished, you don't see the time when the senior brother is angry. Whoever touches his loved ones, he will make that life worse than death. Fa Hongtong smiled bitterly.
Tang Yichen seemed to think of something, and hurriedly rushed to the stairs, answering that the bedroom grabbed his mobile phone and dialed out a series of calls.
Sun Tianming sat in the car and smoked cigarettes one after another, he used to smoke just for entertainment. I smoke now to ease the boredom in my head. The ashtray in the car was already stuffed with cigarette butts, and the ash and cigarette butts made a mess of the luxurious car interior, just like he was in the mood now.
The mobile phone rang, Sun Tianming was in no mood to pay attention, and after a while, the mobile phone ringtone stopped, and a few seconds later, the mobile phone rang again.
Sun Tianming pressed the cigarette in his hand into the ashtray and picked up the mobile phone.
The call came from the manager of the company. Sun Tianming originally thought that it would bring the news that the company was blocked and the bank account was frozen, but he didn't expect to get great news.
The joint investigation team not only withdrew, but also praised the Tianming Trading Company's honest business attitude and decided to jointly recommend Sun Tianming to the city that there should be one outstanding private entrepreneur by the end of this year.
The second good news is that the other party took the initiative to ask for cooperation with Tianming Trade, and also brought three other big orders, if these four orders are completed, the net profit can reach 10 million.
"Oh! Got it. Sun Tianming replied lightly. Hung up, looked at the phone carefully, sighed, and put the phone aside.
The phone rings again. This time it was a call from Gulajie, and it was just one sentence: Dad, I'm fine, I'm going to play with my friends.
Sun Tianming put down his phone, and a smile finally appeared on his face.
If something happens to this kid, he really can't explain it to his savior. It's not that the fat man doesn't want to report his father's safety, but he doesn't have his father's phone number in his mobile phone. Fortunately, when 301 reset the joints of those security guards, he met Fang Yuan, and then he contacted his father.
It's just that before the fat man could say a few words to his father and report his safety, he was taken away by Lin Xiaofan and the special forces outside the door in a hurry.
Lin Xiaofan's purpose is very simple, whoever pulls the poop will open his ass by himself. whereas
The purpose of this group of special forces is very simple, that is, to help the fat man get some good things that can be used on the battlefield, just like the powerful anesthetic that the Tyrannosaurus rex has personally experienced.
Two jeeps drove out of the Tang family one after another.
For the special forces' requirements, Gu Lajie naturally agreed, but the problem is that these little things need to be concocted with various poisons, such as snake venom, spider venom, bee venom and so on. The same two fat men can be done directly with his two boxes of stock, if the quantity is too much, his two boxes of poison are not enough at all.
"Isn't it poison! Wrap it around me. Tyrannosaurus rex patted his chest and packed and drifted.
went to the hospital, Lin Xiaofan saw the tricks of this little fat man. It's so powerful. Jiang Defu saw that his people were fine, and he and this Gulajie were also brothers, so he had to ask this kid to give him a meal.
Gu Lajie, to be honest, I really want to go, but Lin Xiaofan said that it was early in the morning, how could I have any appetite, I want to invite, it will be in the evening.
Let Gu Lajie swallow and foam at the mouth and agree.
At this time, after such a toss, the sky was bright, and everyone who hadn't slept all night was in good spirits, obviously night owls. With the help of Wang Lao, in the senior ward, several people sat and took a nap.
Hearing that the Tyrannosaurus rex said that he was going to the Beijing Poison Hospital, Lin Xiaofan was also interested. Lin Xiaofan is going, and of course Yang Xuan will follow him
A few people simply ate fritters and tofu brains in the hospital cafeteria.
They got into the car and went to the Shangjing Poison Research Institute.
Shangjing Toxicology Research Institute is the largest poison research center in Northeast China, and even in the whole of China and Xia, there are countless types of poisons here, but with the development of the market economy, the funds of Shangjing Toxicology Research Institute are becoming more and more tight, and life is becoming more and more difficult, and it is finally acquired by Xiakang Biopharmaceutical Factory.
After the merger, the Poisons Research Institute remained a semi-confidential national research institution, but it maintained its operations with corporate funds. The research results of the institute are fed back to the enterprises to achieve a win-win situation.
When the car in which Lin Xiaofan and others were riding was stopped by a team of soldiers with loaded guns when they drove to the gate of the research institute, the Tyrannosaurus rex showed his military ID and took the lead towards the research institute.
"Little fat man. , this is the most complete place in the whole Shangjing poisonous insects, what you need to pick though. The Tyrannosaurus rex said with a smile.
Founded in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China, the institute has undergone several renovations and is now full of modernity. On the mirror-like floor, in the room separated by industrial glass, you can see researchers in white coats busy everywhere.
A researcher hurried over and saluted the squad leader Hound and Tyrannosaurus rex before asking for details.
The hound looked at the fat man.
"Can you take a tour first?" Lin Xiaofan asked embarrassedly.
The researcher hesitated, then nodded.
Soon, Lin Xiaofan's eyes widened in surprise, the poisons stored in the Poison Research Institute were not only from China, but also many extremely famous poisons from all over the world, such as the particularly ugly Brazilian viper, the Amazon poison toad like a piece of poop, and the Australian lew python like a dead branch.
There are countless types of poisonous insects, so to speak. The Poison Research Institute is also a breeding base for poisonous insects, and there are hundreds of thousands of highly poisonous desert scorpions alone.
Lin Xiaofan listened to the researcher's introduction while chatting with the team leader Tyrannosaurus Rex in a low voice.
This Tyrannosaurus Rex saw the little fat man's attitude towards Lin Xiaofan, and he treated Lin Xiaofan, but a 180-degree stammer, a person who can make the little fat man happy and convinced, of course, can't just be appearances. Of course, with this little fat man's wonder, it is not necessarily.
And one more point, where the beauties go. They are all very popular.
"Why are your nicknames so weird?"
"This one is based on ability, for example, my nickname is Tyrannosaurus Rex, because I am extremely powerful when I fight against people. Strike hard. Next to the little fat man is our pair of hounds, don't look like he doesn't like to talk, but his alertness is beyond the ordinary. , often able to capture the fighter at a critical moment of the battle situation and turn the tide of the war. β
"Oh! It turns out that your code names are all based on your own temperament? β
That's what it means. Not bad, right? β
Gu Lajie listened to it and pouted, "Not a bad fart!" There is no momentum at all, there is no creativity at all, this nickname is too vulgar, if I want to call it, I have to name it with the most powerful animal. β
"What is the most powerful animal?"
"******!" The fat man said strictly.
The hound didn't notice anything at first, but soon, his expression became dull, and he muttered: "******......" The fat man can tell the hounds very strictly, he has absolutely no nonsense, but the hounds will not agree to use this kind of name to name the nickname.
Gu Lajie sighed helplessly: "It's terrible to have no culture! β
The captain of the angry squad almost ran away, and he wanted to pull the fat man's collar, spray his face, and then ask the fat man if he knew what ****** represented.
The researcher's expression has become impatient, his eyes have begun to accumulate murderous aura, he put down the work at hand, and it is already a shame to come to explain the poison to this group of big-headed soldiers, and now these guys not only do not listen to his explanation, but also talk about what ****** in the back, what is there to look at in ******, wouldn't it be more eye-catching to buy a playboy?
The researcher's expression and eyes successfully made the fat man close his mouth, and obediently followed behind to listen to the explanation, even if Lin Xiaofan and Gu Laxi knew 90% of the poisonous insects here, they had to pretend to have a particularly novel expression.
When he was about to reach the end of the passage, Gu Lajie stopped, his eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth, just like a colorful wolf saw a fruit girl without clothes, and a person who had been hungry for three days saw braised pork fried rice.
"This is a kind of poisonous insect that we newly imported, the number is extremely rare, there are probably less than 2,000 of them in the world, there were also this poisonous insect in our Hua and Xia before, but I don't know why it became extinct, the name of this poisonous insect is Fu."
The hound saw the little fat man's stupid appearance and gently poked the little fat man's waist.
The little fat man came to his senses, wiped a handful of saliva, and pretended to be a good student.
"The mortar is a variant of the pattern spider, and it will give birth to the markings of Fu Lu Shou on the back. If you can make up the three words Fu Lu Shou, it can be said to be worth a thousand gold, but our research institute is for research and not for pets, so we buy extremely ordinary types. β
And Lin Xiaofan. is also very interested in this thing, seeing the expression of the little fat man, he obviously understands that he also knows this little thing. With it, your own makeup brand is not more like a fish in water.
And the reason why the fat man likes him is because he is interested in the poison on his body
"That...... Excuse me...... Can you send me two pairs of burials? Lin Xiaofan rubbed his hands and asked weakly.
"Two pairs for you? The institute only bought a total of ten pairs. The researcher shouted hatefully.
"Do you think it's a pet? This is a highly venomous spider, a milliliter of venom can kill all the animals in a large farm, send you two pairs? What are you kidding, if you let this poisonous spider escape, do you know what will happen? will cause a huge social danger. β
An urge arose in the researcher's mind to punch someone. Although the beauty in front of you is so attractive. When the little fat man next to her, he looked at him unpleasantly for a long time. Of course, except for the little fat man's parents and sisters, everyone has an urge to beat him, which is not unusual.
"Actually, this kind of spider is not called bury, bury is the name given by foreigners, in China, Xia, this spider is called rotting spider, because the main food of this spider is the rotting corpses of other animals, so the toxicity is not just spider venom. It also contains corpse poison, so after the bite person dies, the corpse will decompose in a very short time, which is the power of corpse poison. Lin Xiaofan said seriously
The researcher was dumbfounded. He really didn't know this, after all, they hadn't done toxicity tests with other creatures at all, they just simply extracted the venom, and then conducted a laboratory test to collect a few jΓΉ.
"In ancient times, the corpse spider was used to assassinate enemies, not only to kill enemies instantly. It can also make the enemy's relatives and friends suffer greatly, and the use of corpse spiders is considered a very vicious method. β
"But the real purpose of the corpse spider is not to kill, but to save people, the corpse spider is crushed and mixed with the juice of two herbs, and then after two uncomplicated blends, you can make a very miraculous drug, this drug can make rotten muscles, flesh and bones, to put it in layman's terms, this drug can remove almost all scars."
The researcher was a little dumbfounded, he didn't seem to have heard anything the girl said, let alone seen any literature, even in some long-standing and detailed medical books.
"Of course, the use is not just to remove scars, the efficacy of all the skin care products on the current market, this drug has, such as wrinkles, dead skin, eye bags, blackheads, oiliness, etc., long-term use, it is the same as sheep placenta, botulinum toxin injections, rejuvenation may be a bit exaggerated, but as advertised, it is definitely not difficult to have baby-like skin."
"What you said is true?" The researcher asked, his voice trembling.
"Of course it's true, my sister spoke, when, lied to people. You don't know that she's my nickname, a cute and invincible super handsome and cute sister. The fat man said triumphantly.
The group of special forces who followed behind all felt their stomachs twitching, and their stomachs sneered: People give nicknames? The self-styled ones are pretty much the same.
"I sue you, the corpse spider is in your hands, that is, it is a poison, but in my sister's hands, it is money, what is Fu Lu Shou? If you want to put it in my hand, the pattern of the corpse spider can even be made to look like a brush, so that it will look very similar. "Gulajie's nostrils are about to turn to the sky.
Lin Xiaofan shook his head speechlessly, admitting this younger brother, whether he was lucky or unlucky, he had always felt that the big-faced cat's skin was thick enough, and compared with this kid, it was even thinner than paper.
"You...... You wait. The researcher said in a trembling voice, and ran away.
"I don't know." Gullag rolled his eyes, pushed open the glass door and walked into the corpse spider room.
The institute has arranged a bionic environment suitable for the life of the corpse spider, a huge glass breeding box five meters long, three meters wide and one meter high, which is arranged into a tropical rainforest, and the corpse spider is fed a special feed, which can promote the venom production of the corpse spider to achieve the purpose of research extraction
Although the corpse spider belongs to the pattern spider, the living environment is very different from the pattern spider, the pattern spider lives on the branches, and the corpse spider lives in the soil, that is, underground, and only appears on the ground when hunting. (To be continued.) )