"It's so expensive!"

"It's so expensive!!"

"It's so expensive!!

…………

"What's going on?! …… This world!! ”

He was lost on the road of life.

Don't talk about eating with this little money in your pocket, you can't even afford a flatbread!

"Star~"

The girl stared at Yu He for a while.

"Hmm...... Wait a minute. ”

Turn around and walk into the shop next to the street.

"President, give ......"

"What!! What is this?! ……”

Yu He took it tremblingly.

"'Beep-' (muffled) Yuan a super expensive ice cream?!"

"Hmm."

"Really? This one! ”

(nodding, nodding)

"What a good boy......"

Yu He rubbed the girl's head with tears in his eyes.

"Hey~"

The critter gently wagged its invisible fluffy tail.

…………

"That's what money tastes like!"

Yu He looked at the ice cream in his hand, and tears appeared in the corners of his eyes.

"But why can't you eat it! Is this the trial that has to be crossed in life?!! ”

"Meow~"

The girl stretched out her little tongue and gently licked the surface of the ice cream, and the top of her head seemed to have two more furry ears.

"This one is delicious, meow~"

"What !!"

So he couldn't help but be shocked.

What the hell is going on with this moe aggregate-like creature?!! Is it evolution? Has it evolved to this kind of course in just a few hours?!!

Passers-by on both sides of the street fell to the ground in an instant as if they were dumplings.

"Humans are sometimes quite fragile......

…………

"The recently released movie seems to be very popular."

The girl pointed to the huge poster in the theater.

"Uh...... This rather subtle title ......"

Yu He looked at the extremely eye-catching big characters on the poster-

'The Legend of the Sword God's Oxygen Absorbing Sheep under the Starry Sky of Love and Hate and Hatred'

It integrates immortal cultivation, martial arts, fantasy, action, war, time-traveling, science fiction, emotion, suspense, and other elements in one, exhausting a huge amount of funds, and shaking the whole world once it is broadcast. (That's what it says)

"This ...... Are you sure you want to see it? ”

Yu He asked with a fox face.

"Well, I brought a ticket."

The girl took out two movie tickets.

…………

In the dark theater -

"There's always a sense of foreboding......"

Yu He narrowed his eyes slightly.

…………

Once upon a time, a flock of sheep lived on the distant steppe where the sun never sets, and in order to defend against the invasion of foreign enemies, they built a tall wall on the grassland.

However, on that day...... Once again, they remembered the fear of being forgotten......

…………

Giant starships descend from millions of light-years deep into the grassland, and the tough walls are instantly reduced to powder under the bombardment of huge beams of light.

Even the extremely bloodthirsty and brutal sheep tribe still has no power to resist in the face of unknown civilization, and for a time the sheep tribe suffered heavy losses, and the defense lines were attacked by the enemy one after another, and they were about to fall under the enemy's attack.

At this moment of crisis, the legend has been frenzied to the extreme, and the most powerful warrior of the sheep clan for thousands of years has returned from the battlefield of the expedition against the wolf clan!

Oxygen-absorbing sheep - born with infinite strength and extremely violent personality. He once tore apart a thousand wolf clan in the battlefield alone, and finally skinned the gray wolf of the leader and swallowed it raw, and it took only three days to conquer the entire wolf clan, and since then all the wolves have been extinct in the grassland where the sun never sets.

It is such a powerful and terrifying warrior of the sheep clan who has launched the final decisive battle with an unknown civilization from outer space!!

The huge war machine Qì people descended on the ground, and the oxygen-absorbing sheep roared angrily and transformed into a second form, and started hand-to-hand combat with it.

Even in this almost overwhelming situation, just because of the participation of the oxygen sheep, the situation of the battle was reversed into the confrontation between the two armies!

After the bloody battle of the oxygen sheep, countless alien warships were torn into pieces and smashed to the ground, and thousands of aliens were eaten alive by the oxygen sheep, without even spitting out the bones, until the end of the battle, there was not even a full burp!

At this moment, a thunderbolt slashed down from the sky and struck the head of the oxygen-absorbing sheep impartially.

"My life is up to me!"

The oxygen-absorbing sheep roared and disappeared into the grassland where the sun never sets.

…………

"Here...... Is it the Immortal Cultivation Realm? ”

The oxygen-absorbing sheep felt the aura of heaven and earth around him.

"The deity wants to ask for immortality! Dragged the thief out and hung him, and then 'beep-' (silenced and unable to broadcast the content) and finally flayed him alive!! ”

The next day, the oxygen-absorbing sheep went out for a walk, and then picked up a few stones, broken pots, broken swords, and a bunch of garbage from the backyard garbage dump and brought them back.

"So these are ancient artifacts."

After washing it with water, the oxygen-absorbing sheep found that all the things he picked up were ancient artifacts, as well as the legendary fairy world's best spirit stones.

I have nothing to do and absorb oxygen, and the sheep takes a bunch of spirit stones and starts to cultivate-

One minute - the ninth layer of qi training

Five minutes - nine floors of foundation

Ten minutes - the ninth floor of Jindan

Twenty minutes - the ninth floor of the Yuanying

Half an hour - the ninth layer of the gods

One hour - the nine floors of the tribulation are almost ascending.

"Cultivation is really slow! It's better to go out and take a bath to delay Lao Tzu's time!! ”

The oxygen sheep said angrily.

At this moment, the son of the overlord of the Immortal Cultivation Realm came to the door and shouted coldly:

"Mole ants! Hurry up and lift the shoes for Uncle Ben!! ”

"Clams? ……”

The son of the overlord of the immortal cultivation world, died, died at the age of two hundred and six, the cause of death (pretending to be of unknown meaning at all), and the place of burial (the belly of the oxygen-absorbing sheep).

"What! The son of the overlord of the Immortal Cultivation Realm was eaten?! ”

The news spread quickly, and soon the entire Immortal Cultivation Realm was full of rain.

The overlord of the Immortal Cultivation Realm was furious, gathering the Four Great King Kongs, the Seven Heavenly Venerables, and countless monks.

During this period, the oxygen-absorbing sheep was beating the sister and the little red wolf next door.

The overlord of the Immortal Cultivation Realm finally came to the door, and then was chopped into meat sauce by the oxygen-absorbing sheep in an instant, and the mighty monks immediately surrendered, but all of them were directly eaten by the oxygen-absorbing sheep.

Since then, the oxygen-absorbing sheep has become the strongest person in the world of cultivating immortals, and after marrying the little red wolf, he has two sons, named Xiong Da Xiong and Xiong Fuji.

Later, after genetic identification, it was found that the child was not his own, and the oxygen-absorbing sheep ran to 'beep-' (harmony) with the old king next door

After all kinds of things, the little red wolf was hospitalized and lost his memory due to a car accident, and the oxygen-inhaled sheep also unexpectedly met the little green snake......

In the end, when the oxygen sheep realized that his true love was really the little red wolf, the little red wolf had a terminal illness and died not long ago, and on the beach reflected in the sunset, the oxygen sheep held the little red wolf in his arms with a sad face.

"Don't die, little red! I won't let you die!! ”

"Your Majesty,...... In this life, the concubine only loves the emperor and you alone......" (pour)

"Little Red, !!"

…………――

"It's really a good movie with a rigorous plot, profound meaning, rich connotation, and tear-jerking, especially the final ending, I was really moved!"

Yu He wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Uh-huh~"

The critter nodded repeatedly.

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