Xiao Xiaolan, a student in No. 13 Middle School, is an ordinary person with ordinary goals, and his life goal is to live past the average age, and he has been living a daily life without waves until now.

Xiaolan always gets up on time at 7:05 every morning, is used to washing his face with cold water (all year round), breakfast is two slices of bread and eggs (sometimes with jam), his hair is tied up or scattered (sometimes three dull hairs appear when he sleeps), his chest is a B cup, he is 1.62 meters tall, and his weight is 'beep-' ("Don't say it!"). I'm crying to you! ~"by Xiaolan), grades occupy the middle level, mathematics and physics often fail subjects, favorite TV programs are health channels and animal world, go on the Internet for an hour every day, plant three potted plants, and raise a puppy.

On Saturday, Xiaolan was ready to go out for a walk as usual.

"Why does my sister have to go out every time you come to this time?"

The younger brother Xiao Xiaoming asked suspiciously.

"Xiao Ming, if a human being wants to live a long and healthy life, it is necessary to develop regular living habits while avoiding many risks, and walking is also conducive to the healthy development of body and mind......

Xiaolan said earnestly.

"I see."

Xiao Ming nodded with a confused expression.

So Xiaolan walked out of the house facing the rising sun.

Ordinary is easy to say, but in fact it is not easy to be ordinary.

Because the definition of 'ordinary' is vague and ambiguous, deliberately achieving 'ordinary' is likely to cause an extraordinary effect due to a poor grasp of proportion.

However, for Xiaolan, the 'ordinary' power that has been exercised in more than ten years has already been integrated into instinct, and he can be truly ordinary no matter what the circumstances.

"Good morning, Aunt Wang."

Xiaolan greeted him.

Even if you say and deed, you have to do ordinary Cheng dù, this is Xiaolan's way of survival.

However, suddenly.

Xiaolan has encountered a big crisis.

"This man ......"

The girl in a snow-white dress on the street was too eye-catching, and Xiaolan's classmate also discovered her in an instant.

"It's supposed to be a super celebrity in our school."

Xiao Lan took two steps back quietly, as a model of ordinary people, it is quite undesirable to approach this kind of storage that attracts the center of attention.

Even Xiaolan knew the person not far away, and her friend Xiaoyu once said to her: "That person is not the same kind of creature as ordinary people......

Wait a minute.

Xiaolan found something wrong.

And one more person......

"About, about...... Dating?! ”

In any case, heterosexual men and women going out alone on holidays can only be explained by dating, right?

"Oops, awful...... I've seen something terrible......"

Xiaolan immediately turned around and fled the scene.

"Little Blue's big crisis...... Xiaolan didn't see anything, that's right, Xiaolan, didn't see anything......"

Xiao Lan touched his chest and gasped, if the scene just now was spread to the school, it would definitely cause a big incident, so he must stay away as much as possible.

"Sister, did you come back so early today?"

Xiao Ming asked suspiciously.

"Xiao Ming...... There are some things in this world that the truth is still not known. ”

Xiaolan said earnestly.

"I see, I see, I ...... so"

Xiao Ming nodded with an ignorant face-

"I always felt like someone was watching ...... just now Delusion? ”

Yu He turned his head and glanced at it (a physique sensitive to sight).

"President ......"

The girl pulled the corner of Yu He's clothes.

"Do you want to see this store?"

"I always think it's a suspicious shop......"

Yu He looked up at the castle-like building.

…………

"Welcome, two guests inside, please."

The clerk had a professional smile on her face.

"A clothing store?"

Yu He looked at the rows of hangers.

"Guest, are you accompanying your girlfriend to buy clothes? There are two hits......"

The clerk raised her eyebrows and snickered.

"How the hell did you do that?!"

Yu He exclaimed.

"It's not a girlfriend ...... either"

"Staring—"

Hairy by the gaze of small animals.

"Even if it's like this......"

Yu He finally gave up struggling.

"Don't worry, guest, we have all the clothes here, and you are satisfied."

The clerk took out two large stacks of clothes:

"Anyway, try these things first!"

"Wait ......"

"Yikes! ……”

…………

"My soul is the only order, my eyes are the only chaos, the world! Remember my name - God Killer, Purgatory Red Lotus, Emperor of Hades!! ”

A pitch-black robe flew up in mid-air, covering his left eye with one hand, and the evil (stupid) and demonic (lacking) aura overflowed.

The corner of Yu He's eyes twitched and looked at the 'God Slayer Slashing Saint, Purgatory Red Lotus, Immortal Emperor' in the fitting mirror.

"I want to die...... Is this a shame piay?!! ”

"That's it?!! This set of Secondary 2 textbook-level clothes?!! ”

"Huh? Isn't it a good fit, dear guest? ”

The clerk pouted.

"This service attitude is the conscience of the industry!!"

Yu He gritted his teeth and said.

"If you don't believe me, ask your girlfriend, what do you think, girlfriend?"

The clerk turned around and asked.

"I, I think, it's a good fit......"

The creature poked its head out of the fitting room.

"You guy will come out and see after I change my clothes!"

Two minutes later-

"Bloom! The truth sealed in the depths of chaos is extinguished! The truth hidden beneath the surface of all things. “

"To be born, or to be destroyed, to end in the beginning, or to be born again in the midst of destruction......"

Emperor So-and-so, dressed in a black robe, and a demon girl with curved horns on her head and two wings on her back posed in front of the fitting mirror.

"I always feel ...... The shame is even higher!! ”

Yu He's fragile heart was devastated.

"Well, well~ don't care so much, guest."

The clerk smiled and put away the camera.

"Hey, hey! Did you just take a picture? Yes?! ”

"How is it possible, I'm a clerk with an angelic work ethic."

The smile of the clerk was heartwarming.

"This man ......"

A chill appeared in Yu He's heart.

"He's a dangerous person......"

…………

"President ......"

The girl who pressed the brim of her hat with one hand and held the dark green dress with the other turned to look.

'Click~'

"Hey, it was the shutter just now, right?! You pressed the shutter, right?! ”

Yu He pressed the shoulder of the clerk with one hand.

"Na, na, dear guest, that's just your delusion, how could I, as an angelic clerk, do such a thing that violates morality and law?"

The clerk said righteously.

"This guy...... There's no discipline at all......"

The corners of Yu He's eyes twitched slightly.

…………

"Woohoo! ~”

A girl in a bear coat with a meat ball in her palm jumped out of the fitting room.

"Eat you~"

"This is simply! ……”

'Click~Click~Click~Click~'

A series of flashes to turn off the lights.

"Hey, you're drooling."

Yu He pointed to the corner of the clerk's mouth.

"Well, it's just because I didn't eat breakfast!!"

The clerk's eyes lit up and she snorted as she snorted.

"That's not convincing at all......"

Yu He narrowed his eyes slightly.

…………

"To ...... Do I need an injection? ”

A girl in a nurse's uniform with a huge needle in her arms walked out of the fitting room with a red face.

"Oh oh oh~~ This is really, this is really! ~！ ~！！！ ”

The body of the clerk turned into an afterimage, and the flash flashed on and off countless times in an instant.

"This thing is definitely a photo!!"

Yu He shouted coldly.

"How can a guest say that? I'm here to vouch for the store manager's lifelong ramp that I have never taken a photo!! ”

"Give me a guarantee of your own integrity!!"

…………

"Actually, there is also a treasure in our store that can only be worn by those who have been chosen by God, the legendary god costume!!"

After Ji Xi tried on countless clothes, the clerk opened the safe and took out a box.

"What the hell is it?"

Yu He looked at the dark box with a suspicious expression.

"Well, well, I'll know when my girlfriend puts it on."

The clerk pulled Kiki closer to the fitting room.

"Really, do you really want to wear it? This ......"

"Of course!"

"Yikes! ~~”

………… (omitted in the middle)

"What, what!!"

Yu He was shocked.

"This breath ......"

A crack opened in the door of the fitting room.

A small paw poked out.

"Light ...... What a dazzling light!! ”

The furry ears and tail, and the dark pupils that look like the night sky, make people wonder why there is such an incredible existence in this world, and at the same time, it makes people feel as if they were born to be in such a form.

"Meow~"

The cat-eared girl flexed her little paw and snorted softly.

"Poof! ~~”

"Hey, hey!! Nosebleed!! ”

Yu He looked stunned at the nosebleed that came out like a fountain from the shopkeeper.

"No, it's okay, I'll hold it!!"

The clerk propped herself up and covered her chest tremblingly.

"Meow~"

"Meow~"

"Meow~"

The cat-eared girl wagged her tail slightly.

"Boom! ~”

The clerk fell to the ground on her back.

"How many liters of bleeding is there!! Now even consciousness is about to collapse!! ”

Yu He looked at the clerk who was lying in a pool of blood and dying.

"That's it...... Even if it's death, let me take a picture! ”

The clerk took out her camera with a trembling arm.

"Ji Xi, hurry up and make up for it again."

Yu He turned around and said.

"Meow? ~”

At this moment, the consciousness of the clerk fell into a dark sleep......

…………

"Having said that, it's really suitable for Cheng dù who fits the soul......"-

I don't know how long it took......

The clerk opened her eyes and looked up at the empty ceiling.

"Well, I've seen you, Miss Xi'er."

As if talking to himself, it was like speaking to something that didn't exist in the first place:

"I don't know what kind of 'end' Miss Xi'er will usher in, but ah, I know ......"

A shallow smile curled into the corners of his mouth.

"Even if it's just today, she's very happy now......"