Gou Thirteen was stunned, what the hell is this? Uncle, don't we make an appointment? It's a pity that no matter how Thirteen responds to him, it is a cold loading sound and silence that can't make any sound in his throat, so domineering, he can't do it if he doesn't play, it's so helpless, this is the feeling of being strong!

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to Mr. Gou 13, you will become the first beneficiary of the large micro-business system. Now start to count the personal code to connect personal WeChat and language recognition, you can choose to default, but the company will not be responsible for any problems. Just when Gou Shisan felt that he was about to be suffocated, a cold electronic synthesized sound sounded in his mind again.

Wow, is there any human rights left? Why do you have so many domineering clauses, are you so ** your old Dong made? Gou Shisan asked Cangtian speechlessly, and the breath that had been holding in his mouth finally came out, but unfortunately it was not from above but from below An earth-shattering sound blew a small notebook on the bed.

"Whew, you're so ......"

"Warning, warning, warning! Due to the binder's unruly words, a third of the newbie package will be deducted, please pay attention to your words, thank you! Gou Thirteen's mouth was free and he couldn't help but scold, and then he received a cold slap, and he was stunned again.

This, this will take away a third of the buddy's newbie gift package? And there is a heavenly reason, can you still play happily? I, I've gone so much in just half a sentence. No, just kidding! The newbie gift package is a good thing.,Don't you see that every game has heard that there is a newbie gift package, and many buddies fight directly overnight until dawn!

"Ahem, that, what's that, what do you call it?" Thinking of the benefits of the gift package, Gou Thirteen directly threw everything in the trash, and asked softly with a smile that he thought was very kind and gentle, Don't dare to be loud, afraid of being warned again!

Who dares to provoke a hegemonic system without human rights? If you accidentally knock your head directly, how to break it, the discipline is precious, and the price of life is higher!

"Binder, Mr. Gou Thirteen, you can call me Little Secretary! I am the personal secretary of your big and micro business, and I will be responsible for helping you deal with all the big and micro business things. It contains the receipt and delivery of micro-business, income and expenditure details and tax payment issues, if you have any questions, please consult the official website, but your mobile phone or the current system level is too low to be difficult on the official website. ”

Wow, when I heard the smile of the little secret Gou Thirteen, he began to change a little, but when he thought of the one-third gift package he had just lost, he couldn't bear it, and he made a big plan! But when I listen to it, it doesn't feel right, this, isn't this fooling my brother?

You can be responsible for receiving and shipping, and it is understandable to receive and pay, but who told you that micro-businesses also pay taxes, I don't lie to me!

Also, what does it mean that the current mobile phone or computer system level is too low to enter your official website? Why don't you tell me the name of your company, and I promise not to go to Xiang! It's just a pit system, there is wood! Do you really think that our people are so easy to fool, if you don't do it, you won't do it!

"This, that......"

"Warning, the binder has all kinds of curse systems in his heart, and the first warning reminds that all the big packages and offers will be deducted next time! In addition, the tax is paid to our company, and at the same time, you can't get to our company because it's a company in a thousand years, and you don't have the ability to travel through space and time. ”

Woo woo, there is really no reason for it! Law, cough cough cough, my brother just thinks about it in his heart, he knows how to play this? Under the multiple blows, Gou 13 finally cried and fainted in the toilet with satisfaction, at this time he just wanted to sleep well for a while - holding the toilet and sleeping more soundly!

"Warning, if the binder does not take care of the micro mall and customer positioning within one hour, the system will automatically treat the binder as dead." Gou Thirteen just wanted to fall asleep, the cold warning sounded again like a nightmare, and Gou Thirteen jumped up with a hideous look on his face.

"Tell me, what if that happens?" Gou Thirteen was furious, damn it's a damn big micro-business system that is simply a devil's smile, giving you a little sunshine but making you shudder.

"If the system determines that the binder is dead, in order to prevent the system from being exposed, it will automatically detonate, so that the system and the binder will disappear into the dust together!"

Disappear in the dust, disappear in the dust, disappear ......

Gou Thirteen knelt down, isn't this a silent obliteration of the binder? I knew that I was like this, why did I ask for it! Woo woo... I have a fifty-year-old mother, and I have a three-month-old puppy who can spare me, I am flying, we can't afford to play such a dangerous game!

"Please select the customer to locate and sell the product!"

"Whew, okay! Anyway, it's better to die than to live, positioning, positioning. The customer group is arbitrary, commodities, commodities sell all kinds of snacks such as spicy strips or something, in short, it is a small commodity wholesale market, everything! "Gou Thirteen's head is big, and he can't think of anything to sell for a while, so let's have a hodgepodge of everything.

"Okay, the positioning is done. Next, the system will automatically locate the sales area according to the value and points of the binder at this time, please pay attention to the location of the mobile phone. ”

Gou Shisan mechanically picked up the mobile phone on the ground and opened WeChat, and then clicked on it to search for people nearby. After clicking on it, I found that it was not the same as before, a red dot kept flashing, and the screen displayed not in meters or kilometers, but in years and centuries.

Ding dong!

"Congratulations to the binder, the positioning of the large micro-business system has been completed, your points at this time are 30, and your worth 500 can only be located in the late Qing Dynasty in 1829. Now the system automatically searches for and locates the people around you, and you have a friend to add after the search! ”

Gou Shisan's eyes widened and he stared at the friends that could be added on the screen, and he was suddenly confused, Zeng Guofan! This guy is really funny, unexpectedly, he was embarrassed to make the name of a historical figure as a screen name, tsk buddy, your heart is really not ordinary! **, not ordinary**, but the thirteenth master likes it!

"May I ask if the binder wants to add Zeng Guofan as a friend and become the first customer!"

"Yes, this guy is to my taste!" Gou 13 didn't notice that the date just now was 1829, and he always thought it was just a joke. As for the problem of that unit, hehe, the system is so unreliable, you can imagine what will happen to the things produced by this company.

Ding dong!

"Congratulations to the binder, the first customer, Zeng Guofan, agreed to your friend application, and now you can push your micro-business products to him, and you can also talk to him at the same time. Do you need a video? ”

At this time, Gou 13 can be sure that this system is definitely a spoof malicious fraud software, don't say anything, this so-called friend application, he watched the system directly impose it, and he is embarrassed to say that the other party agrees to add, aren't you afraid of being beaten up?

"Don't open the video for the time being, but do you have any tricks for this push product?" Although he is speechless about this pit system, Gou Thirteen is bored at this time, so let's play with each other. At least you can pass the time, the most important thing is that you can learn some skills, and it will be convenient to do your own micro-business or something in the future.

"The things that are pushed do not need to be taken care of by the binder, only the binder needs to provide the goods, and all business problems will be automatically completed by the system. In addition, since the binder does not have any products on the shelves yet, all the Starter Packs cannot be claimed immediately. Warm reminder, the validity period of the newbie gift package is three hours, and the timer will start with the successful binding of the system, and the binder will have two hours and 45 minutes to complete the product listing and receive the gift package. ”

Hey, why are you playing with me?

Gou Shisan was dumbfounded again, what a malware designed by a bastard who has no public morality and discipline, aren't you afraid that you will have children without chrysanthemums in the future?

"Okay, I'll get it right away!" After thinking about it, Gou Shisan still plans to continue to play to see what kind of flowers this so-called big micro-business system will play, and he will get off work soon, and it won't cost much to get some spicy strips or something to play first. The system was silent this time, and after Gou Shisan sorted out his things, he made a phone call and asked the boss's secretary if he was fine, and then he got off work gracefully.