Chapter 1 Lao Tzu wants to sell spicy strips
In the early spring, the grass grows and the warbler flies, and just after the New Year, many young people in the village put on their bags to say goodbye to their families and prepare to go out to work. Spring City is located in the southwest of China, although it is not a first-tier city, but it has basically reached the top of the second-rate, and our story will begin here.
"Thirteen, are you lazy again? Be careful of being photographed by surveillance to deduct your salary, yesterday Yangzi begged for a long time and it was useless! Gou Shisan was hiding next to the guard pavilion in the Chundu Garden, taking out his mobile phone to see if there was an appointment tonight, and the doorman Lao Guo was smiling and calling out from behind.
Gou 13 was 25 years old this year, retired for eight months, refused the job arrangement of his hometown in Nashan Town, went out alone, and finally found a good job in the Spring-Capital Garden - driving for the boss. Because he is a retired soldier who is strong and strong, coupled with good driving skills and five years of driving experience, he finally broke through the encirclement among more than ten people and got this job with a monthly salary of 5,000.
"Cut, Yangzi, that's ugly! Look at how a handsome person like your thirteenth master will be arrested, are you kidding? Gou Shisan looked at Lao Guo with a mouthful of yellow teeth with disdain and said, Gou Shisan is in good health, and he looks good, with thick eyebrows and big eyes on his well-defined face, and a good stinky skin with red lips and white teeth. When I heard that he was looking for a job, many comrades-in-arms called him to go to the pong - big money, there is no way to be handsome!
"You kid, you know how to talk to your face every day. Let me tell you, Mr. Chen of personnel has been paying attention to you for a long time, and when the time comes, don't forget your brother! "Lao Guo is still a bachelor in his thirties, in his words, there is no good father and mother in labor and management, plus crooked melons and cracked dates, he is naturally born a single dog, but the buddy is ugly and ugly, but it is gentle!
"Fuck off, if you like your uncle's old lady to go on yourself, you'll be afraid to see that she's the kind of unfed look! Tell you, you're the bird, oh, don't you know it's the sparrow! Gou Shisan looked at Lao Guo with disdain, he knew that this old boy had been paying attention to that Mr. Chen for a long time, although Mr. Chen was a little more thirty-six years old, but he was still like a twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old girl who was well maintained, with a first-class figure, convex and backward, and was the dream lover of many security guards.
"I'm going, why did I have anything to do with sparrows again? Let me tell you that Mr. Chen is really good, not to mention that the body is bumpy and convex, it looks like a peach, you kid don't understand the taste. Lao Guo was stunned for a moment, then squeezed his eyebrows, looked very obscene, and began to get up, looking at his drooling appearance, Gou Thirteen felt that these guys were the kind of turtles who could never say goodbye to the five-fingered girl!
"Hehe, Lao Guo said that you are a sparrow, and you still don't admit it. Labor and management tell you, you are like that little sparrow, it is impossible to know why the eagle flies so high, and the ambition of labor and management is Lolicon, high and cold! Gou 13 raised his head at 45 degrees and looked at the blue sky, looking very lonely, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth and said, "If you want to pull as much as you want."
"Nima, you bastard, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know that word is called the Swallow Bird Anzhi Honghu Zhi Disaster (yay)! Although labor and management have just graduated from primary school, they are also literate people, so you have to be scared! Lao Guo snatched the cigarette from Thirteen's mouth and put it in his mouth, snapped it and took a few puffs, then squinted and looked at Xun Thirteen with a smug face.
"Bang, uncle's impression of Lao Tzu! Horseskin's, that's good, not a disaster! You're also a cultural person, so that's really ...... Forget it, let's look at it, and go to the circle of friends first. Gou Thirteen originally wanted to hit this bastard, but it was boring to think about it and deal with this bastard, so he looked at the door of the building and saw that there was no one and then dodged into the guard pavilion.
He took out his mobile phone, lit a cigarette and quickly opened WeChat, and then the circle of friends. One by one, the names that made people cry and laugh appeared, and it was good to hold my hand, I was the red apricot sitting on the wall, and your sister ran to me-bed......
"Hey, are you going to make an appointment again?" Lao Guo stretched out his head to take a look, and he looked like he knew very well, which made Gou Thirteen depressed. Nima's mobile phone typing is a finger Zen, and people who can't even play a text message still know about it, I'll make an appointment with your uncle!
"Shopping in the circle of friends, why don't you think about that every day, okay? If you were serious, you would be a promising young man, but now you are like a, who is rare for you? Gou Shisan lowered his head and opened the circle of friends, many people posted all kinds of selfies to show happiness and advertisements, looking at the full screen of advertisements made people speechless.
In recent years, micro-business has fooled many people, and many people have also been achieved. Just like the MLM in the past few years, the smart ones have made a lot of money, and the stupid ones have lost a lot of money!
"What's so nice about that bird thing, full of advertisements, all kinds of face beauty. I don't know that the plaster on her face has exposed her Luther, don't fool people, you can make an appointment if you want to, everyone is an adult buddy and can laugh at you! Lao Guo looked at Gou Thirteen with disdain, although he is indeed not highly educated and can't play with a lot of high-tech, but it's no problem to look at it, and now he also understands the situation in the circle of friends.
"Hey, you can! But Lao Guo said that the thirteenth master got a micro-business to play? If you don't say anything else, I'm afraid you can earn a good income by selling this face, don't you say? Gou Shisan squinted at Lao Guo and asked, a trace of stubbornness flashed in his eyes and quickly disappeared.
"Why are you short of money? Don't toss, buddy card still has tens of thousands, it's not reliable to play that thing. Lao Guo smiled and said seriously, although the two usually like to talk nonsense, the relationship is really good, they are both the kind of people who are more righteous.
"Poof, you're a good kid! Quietly get tens of thousands of small amounts, yes, yes! Gou Shisan looked at the phone with a smile and didn't raise his head, and the bitter Lao Guo on his face could just be seen from this angle. Although he didn't know why Gou Shisan's idea of wanting to play micro-business, he knew a little bit about the situation in Gou Shisan's family.
To be honest, he also felt sorry for Gou Thirteen, if it weren't for the need for money at home, he wouldn't have given up a good job arrangement and ran out to work, but what can be done? It's been like this these years, three cents are hard to beat the hero, who can blame no good father?
The matter is also bloody, Gou Shisan's family is an old father in the countryside, because of years of hard work, he suffers from severe rheumatism, can hardly work in the field, and needs medicine every day to relieve pain, the eldest brother in the family is also an honest farmer, he can't make much money, Gou Shisan's 100,000 transfer fees for leaving the army, and most of the current salary are sent home to see a doctor for his father and subsidize the family.
"Well, that's good! Lao Guo, the thirteenth master has decided, let's get a micro-business today and we will sell spicy strips! After looking at the circle of friends for a while, Gou Shisan raised his head and said to Lao Guo who was still in a trance, that loud appearance made Lao Guo tired for a while, is this girl feverish?
"You should take medicine, you can figure out how this special micro-business sells spicy strips!" Lao Guo looked at Gou Shisan with a smile and was so drunk that he didn't want to think of him as a supergod, can this Nima force be bigger?
"You know a fart, buddy, this is called nirvana! Any idea what spicy strips are? That is the magic weapon for girls to deal with their aunts, the nuclear power for girls to become superwomen, the ultimate mystery of female school tyrants, and the big killer move for boys to ask girls! "Gou Thirteen, you just envy your buddy's eyes, glanced at Lao Guo, then wrenched his fingers and began to give Lao Guo the effect of hanging and exploding the spicy strips, the more he talked, the more energetic he became.
"Okay, okay! Thirteenth master, you will spare the little one, when your store opens, buddy must be the first to support it, how about it? "Lao Guo really threw himself into the air, this Nima pretended to be forced to pretend to be unconvinced. At the same time, I didn't want the entrepreneurial dream that the thirteenth master had finally ignited to be shattered, so I immediately liked it.
"Hey, that's good! That brother went upstairs to prepare, remember to be the first to pre-order and like it when the time comes! Gou Shisan glanced at the other party with satisfaction, dropped a cigarette, waved his hand and went upstairs without looking back, Kundu Garden is actually the name of a building, which is the headquarters of Linke Flowers, the largest flower company in Spring City.
Gou Thirteen walked into the building slowly, laughed with the girl at the front desk, and then entered the elevator and went straight to the twenty-eighth floor, which was where the boss's office was located, and at the same time he also had an office of his own, which was actually his rest room, which had a bed and a TV. The main purpose is to facilitate his rest and better serve the boss.
Along the way, Gou Shisan kept greeting the people he met, and promoted his micro-mall with a smile all the way.
When I got back to my small office, I threw myself on the bed, took out my phone, and started working. I was about to show my baby, and suddenly found that there was a micro mall system installed in the lower right corner of WeChat.
There is also a line of small print, micro mall assistant, easy and fast to make a lot of money, you deserve it!
Nima, what's going on? There's also a play like this.,It should be similar to an APP or something.。 Since it's convenient and fast, let's get a shot, Gou Thirteen doesn't know if it's cheap or how to drop. In short, I couldn't help but click on it, and then there was a series of garbled characters!
"Ding-dong! The large and micro business system is successfully bound, and the brainwaves of the bound person are being scanned and personal information is saved! Just when Gou Shisan's whole person didn't feel very good, a cold mechanical voice came in his head, which scared him half to death, and the domestic mobile phone M4 in his hand fell to the ground and almost broke.
What are the special circumstances? What kind of big micro mall system, what the hell is this? Gou Thirteen really can't, Nima no one has ever said that this thing is installed in the brain! How can this be broken, and if something accidentally goes wrong, will you electrocute yourself? There are still a lot of girls waiting for their brother to care for them, can Nima not play like this?