"Chapter 25: A Frightened Ball Game?"
Because it was Saturday, everyone had no other work, it was rare for several people to get together, and they encountered sunny and good weather, so after lunch, Lin Zichen naturally mentioned the afternoon activities.
"What are your hobbies?" Lin Zichen asked.
"Does sleep count?" Wang Erwu was the first to answer.
Qin Yuwei glanced at him, "I usually watch movies on weekends, and occasionally like to watch ball games." ”
"Oh? You are a girl who likes to watch football games? Lin Zichen said curiously.
"Hehe, it seems that you and my brother are really a perfect match, and he is also a fan." Lin Ruoxi bit a piece of cantaloupe and smiled.
"Yuwei, which team do you like the most? My favorite is still the "Red Devils" (Premier League Manchester United), their superb technique and perfect combination fascinate me......" When it comes to the ball, Lin Zichen shows a strong sense of interest.
"I don't have a particular favourite team, the Blues (Chelsea in the Premier League) are okay, more composed. Qin Yuwei responded.
Lin Ruoxi doesn't like to watch football, but there is a fan brother, who knows a little bit, seeing that the two of them are so speculative, and they are both talking about the team's nickname, I have to show it myself, "I like "White Ghost" (La Liga Valencia), and "Yellow Submarine" (La Liga Villarreal)! After speaking, he pushed Wang Erwu with his elbow, "What about you?" Don't tell me, you're a big man, you haven't watched the game. ”
Wang Erwu really doesn't understand the ball, not only does he not watch the game, he doesn't even understand the basic rules, listen to them for a long time, and then hear, red, white, blue, yellow four colors, how does he know what team it is, so he thought about it and replied, "My favorite is the "Black Mountain Old Demon" team! As soon as you hear this name, it makes the opponent frightened, and when you look like that, it makes the opponent even more frightened, and the soul is not possessed! When this team plays against others, it basically kills the opponent in seconds, with a radius of 500 miles, and there is no grass......"
"Hey! Twenty-five! You're playing a game, and you're still going to kill your mouth? Or is it the kind that cuts the grass and eradicates the roots? You're playing "Planet", right? I'm afraid it's the end of the world after a ball......," everyone laughed.
"However, the current ball games are becoming more and more fake, many football games have dark box operations, a strong team is pressing a team that does not enter the stream, and it can go 90 minutes without scoring, which makes us look indignant!"
"yes, that's fake!" Wang Erwu answered, "Did you watch the game last night?" In one minute, a dozen goals were scored! It's still the same person who entered! ”
"Yesterday? I haven't heard of it, and there are no headlines. Are you talking about the national team competition or the club? ”
"The national team! China vs. the United States! The Chinese guy who scored the goal was quite handsome. ”
"Oh? Do you remember the name of that player? ”
"Of course I remember, it's called Ding Junhui......"
Seeing Qin Yuwei and Lin Zichen laughing, Lin Ruoxi was stunned, the name of a player, as for laughing the two like this? The scene at this moment is two innocent people stupidly looking at the two laughing opposites, how to look at it and think it is funny.
"Two-five! Where's my laugh? Let me laugh too. Lin Ruoxi couldn't help but ask when she saw that the two people on the other side were laughing at all.
"Do you see me smiling?"
"No, what?"
"So, how do I know what they're laughing at? Maybe they've picked up the money? Wang Erwu wondered.
"Picking up money? Oh, my God! How much money do you have to pick up to laugh like this? ”
"Ruoxi, if you don't pick up the money, there is only one possibility...... Did your brother have any illness before? ”
"You're sick!"
The so-called Tao is not the same, and after some fighting, the four decided to part ways. Qin Yuwei and Lin Zichen chose to go to the movies, Wang Erwu wanted to go home, but was forcibly pulled by Lin Ruoxi, saying that he was going to help him implement the transformation plan.
"You need to change your hairstyle! Like a bird's nest! Lin Ruoxi said.
"This won't work! How many springs, autumns, winters and summers have this hairstyle accompanied me, but I can't just change it, I will be reluctant! ”
"Reluctantly? Can it bring you economic benefits? Could it be that you want the swallows to feel a sense of belonging, build a nest on your head, and then you can sell the bird's nest with it? ”
"You don't understand! Over the past millions of years, the Chinese nation has created a splendid culture and made tremendous contributions to the process of world civilization, thus enjoying the reputation of "ancient civilization". The extremely rich and long-standing traditional Chinese hairstyles occupy a shining page in the entire history of Chinese cultural development. Wang Erwu paused, "According to my research and understanding of Chinese body characteristics, hair quality and aesthetic sense for more than 20 years, it has been shown that my perfect face should have such a charming hairstyle as now!" ”
"Just you? Look at your irregular polygonal face, given the size of the shadow area, it is enough to become a huge research topic in the Chinese archaeological community and the history of modern biological development, you are still embarrassed to show off? You and the shell mantis will take out your favorite food to show off, and the pig will post a circle of friends to ask others to like it before dinner, is it a nature, do you understand? ”
"You can't say that, hairdressing is a technology, but also an art! Every day I go out, I take my hairstyle as a perfect work of my day, and I shoulder the mission of explaining what is handsome to the masses! ”
"Well, I have to admit, you've done your job well! As a negative teaching material, you have indeed guided the way for the masses! But you can't insult the word "art"! You can't use the aesthetics of Mars to measure the people of the earth. Twenty-five! Since you have been abandoned to earth by your hometown, from now on! The earth is your mother! Why don't you open your arms happily and embrace a new civilization and a new cultural idea? ”
"I'm too lazy to tell you, I'm not going to cut my hair anyway, I'm going to go yourself!"
"Do you still want the 200,000?"
"Hey! Threaten me with less money! He had already threatened me once, and this time, I will not compromise! Wang Erwu swore and said.
"Add 20,000!"
"Okay, I'll cut it! But don't take it as an example...... "Wang Erwu's face was full of excitement, "If you speak, you have to count, 220,000, not a single one is missing!" ”
"Of course! Miss Ben has always said the same! ”
"But I have a word for it! I have already taken out the determination of a strong man to break his "hair", which is likely to lead me to fall from the ranks of first-line handsome guys to the second line for a long time! So, this is a one-time deal, and when my hair grows back, you can't intervene anymore! ”
"Who is rare? Is! Lin Ruoxi is telling the truth, it is indeed not uncommon for Wang Erwu to transform her, she just wants to make a real use of Wang Erwu.
Lin Ruoxi just graduated from a well-known conservatory, although it is said that it is a conservatory, but her major is image design, of course, this is also her brother's idea, first, Ronghua Group needs to recruit talents in this area, second, Lin Zichen has the heart to let his sister go out to open a company, as long as the business is right, within a reasonable and legal range, it is still okay to take care of it.
"And! Talking about money hurts feelings! You've already threatened me with money twice, don't think about using money to threaten me to do anything in the future! The 220,000 can't be reversed! Wang Erwu looked at Lin Ruoxi pitifully.
"Deal!"
"Alas, I didn't expect that I, Wang Erwu, would sell my body in order to support the cause of rural education!"
"! Who wants your body? Cutting your hair makes it look like you're going to the execution ground, are you going to do it? But when it comes to the body, you have to change out of this clothes, it's too earthy......"
"Didn't you just say yes, no conditions?" Wang Erwu's face was full of nervousness.
"Add another 20,000!"
"Didn't you say that you don't need money to threaten you? In this world, is there still integrity at all? ”
"I didn't threaten you, I promised you 220,000, I won't change, add 20,000 now, it's a temptation to you, not a threat, please pay attention to the words!" In fact, Lin Ruoxi is not a profligate girl, firstly, she is indeed not short of money, and secondly, in order to support rural education, she actually agrees with it in her heart.
"Oh? Since it's not a threat, I'll reluctantly make it difficult for me, and I'll promise you one more time, hehe. Wang Erwu smirked......