"Chapter 24: The Hilarious Salesman"

"Cleansing oil?"

"Yes." Three pairs of eyes looked at Wang Erwu expectantly.

"Healthy new kitchen, healthy taste ......"

"Do you want to invite a few chefs to the store to stir-fry a few side dishes?" Lin Ruoxi looked at Wang Erwu with murderous eyes.

Wang Erwu smiled embarrassedly, "Hehe, just kidding, but ......" Wang Erwu touched his head, "Can anyone explain the difference between this cleansing oil and edible vegetable oil first?" ”

"You two! Cleansing oil, as the name suggests, is used to remove makeup! As Wang Erwu's partner, Qin Yuwei felt a little embarrassed.

"Cleansing oil is a kind of oil with an emulsifier, which can be lightly fused with the makeup oil on the face, and then emulsified with guò water, so that all the dirt on the face can be taken away when rinsing. The use of remover oil should consider whether the personal skin type is suitable, like people with drier skin, who need more moisture, and use cleansing oil to make the face very smooth and comfortable. And oily skin or acne on the face, you should use it with caution, no matter what kind of people, cleansing oil can not stay on the skin for too long, it is best to wash it as much as possible, otherwise it will irritate the skin, understand? Lin Zichen explained carefully.

"Oh, dry skin is more suitable, why don't you ask a mummy to be a model?"

"It's amazing!" The three of them spoke in unison, and even Lin Zichen, who had always been calm, couldn't help but shout together.

Wang Erwu saw that the atmosphere was not right, and hurriedly said, "Let's liven up the atmosphere, hehe." Come, Ruoxi, please cooperate, you pretend to be a customer, I'm a salesman, I'll sell you this cleansing oil. ”

Lin Ruoxi smiled, "Okay, I'll play the kind of person who is particularly picky, and I will make it a little more difficult for you." ”

"Acting in your true colors is acting in your true colors, why do you find so many reasons." Wang Erwu said secretly, he naturally didn't dare to say it directly.

Wang Erwu borrowed a lipstick from Qin Yuwei, saying that it was used as a prop, and the two began to perform.

"Don't miss it when you pass by! Come on, this beauty, take a look at our latest cleansing oil! ”

"Don't look! I never wear makeup! ”

"Alas, 10 yuan can't buy a loss, 10 yuan can't buy a loss, 10 yuan can't be fooled, all the goods in our store are ten yuan, Tong Su is not bullied!" Lin Zichen and Qin Yuwei on the side were amused by Wang Erwu's funny expression, and were about to see how Lin Ruoxi embarrassed him.

"Sister is not short of money! Can a ten-dollar thing be a good thing? No! ”

"Hey, beauty, look at this cleansing oil, the amount is enough, you can stir-fry if you don't run out! Absolutely pollution-free! ”

"I said no, why are you so annoying?"

Wang Erwu saw that Lin Ruoxi was deliberately embarrassed, always refusing to pick up the stubble, and there was no way for a while, so he had an idea and played the emotional card, "Actually, I am an orphan!" Since I was a child, I have been helpless since I was a child, and I have more than 20 younger brothers and sisters to rely on my hard-working hands to feed, you can do it, send some money......"

"Hey! I don't buy it, and you still ask for it? ”

"How can this be counted? Didn't I sell you a product? ”

"I said, I don't have to wear makeup, I'm naturally beautiful! No, you don't! Don't you need to understand? ”

"Women have to be maintained, you look at yourself." Wang Erwu took out a small mirror from his pocket, "See?" The whole is a song by Xue Zhiqian. ”

"What song?"

"Ugly, hey, hey, can you not turn on the lights! You see, the lights don't dare to turn on......"

"You're ugly!" Lin Ruoxi couldn't help but feel emotional, and he hit Wang Erwu with a hammer in the chest.

Wang Erwu fell to the ground, "Oops! Killed, killed......"

"I said, Erwu, you sell a product, and you have a lot of tricks! Is this porcelain used? ”

"If you don't buy it, I won't get up."

Lin Ruoxi smiled and looked at Wang Erwu on the ground, "I won't buy it, don't get up if you have the ability." ”

Wang Erwu made up his mind fiercely, "It seems that I can only magnify my moves!" ”

Wang Erwu and a carp stood up and rose from the ground, "It seems that you can only use beautiful men's tricks!" Beauty, buy a bottle, I'll go with you......"

A few people laughed breathlessly, "Just you?" Other! As long as you don't follow me, can't I buy it? ”

Wang Erwu was overjoyed when he saw that he had finally succeeded, but Lin Ruoxi suddenly turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot to bring money......

Wang Erwu knew that he was being toyed with by the other party again, picked up the prop lipstick, and caught off guard and drew a red mark on Lin Ruoxi's little face, "You don't wear makeup, do you?" I want you to wear no makeup! You like to play ghosts, don't you? Ha ha. Wang Erwu proudly took a mirror and took a picture of Lin Ruoxi, "Do you want to buy it now?" ”

"Wang Erwu!" After speaking, he snatched the lipstick from Wang Erwu's hand and painted him like an old cat, the two looked at each other and laughed.

Lin Zichen and Qin Yuwei held their stomachs, "Okay, now, sell two bottles at once!" Hehe. ”

Lin Ruoxi and Wang Erwu went to the bathroom to wash their faces, "Erwu, it turns out that you are really a sound idiot!" I thought it was the middle-aged man who wronged you. I can't believe it's true, haha. ”

"Why am I stupid?"

"What you just said, hey, hey, it's like a duck calling, you know? Haha, it seems that I want to transform your appearance not only in other aspects, but also in other aspects with you, so I'm busy! ”

"Are you sure there's nothing wrong with your aesthetic?"

"Of course! I'm a graduate of the Conservatory. ”

"Then why do they all say I'm the god of song?"

"Yes! The neurosis of the music world, this is not a conflict......"

After the two of them cleaned, they returned to the dining table, and I have to say that Qin Yuwei and Lin Zichen were really able to chat, and the whole thing was transparent when he and Lin Ruoxi were transparent.

"Click!" The sound of the camera came from not far away, taking a picture of a middle-aged man dressed as an artist, with a cap and braids, no different from the artist interviewed on TV, "Sir, Miss, I am from the Photographers Association, and the theme of this issue is "Sweet Happiness", I think you two interpret this very well, do you mind if I publish your photos?" The middle-aged man didn't say it to Qin Yuwei and Lin Zichen, but to Wang Erwu and Lin Ruoxi.

"I ......" Wang Erwu was interrupted by Lin Ruoxi before he could speak, "Okay! All right! Can you be famous? ”

"Hehe, when my work wins the ranking of this film festival, I can naturally become famous." The middle-aged man smiled sincerely.

"Can you leave us a copy of the photo you took?" Lin Ruoxi asked.

"Yes! Please wait. The middle-aged man walked to the photo printing terminal system in the restaurant, connected it wirelessly, and developed the photo.

"No, two, one for each of you as a souvenir." After saying that, he walked away with a smile.

"Put it in your wallet! Keep it well! You know? Lin Ruoxi said in a commanding tone, just like managing her boyfriend.

"However, I already have the evil charm that my mother asked for for me in my wallet......" Wang Erwu was full of grievances.

"Do you still want the 200,000?" Lin Ruoxi whispered in Wang Erwu's ear.

"No problem! Put the photos of beautiful women in your wallet, more eye-catching! Hey. After Wang Erwu finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, so he said to Qin Yuwei, "Yuwei, when it comes to the theme, I just remembered, why didn't I be notified to participate in this regular meeting, I don't know what the theme of next week is?" ”

Qin Yuwei was stunned, "Oh, next week's theme is "Ex", Mr. Li said, you don't have to participate in ......"