Chapter 3: I Was Kicked Away

When I came to the mirror of the past life, the scenes projected on the pictures of my life made me feel like my throat was knotted and choked and congested. Not for the joke of fate, but for his own mediocrity. In front of him were three whirlpool-like pits with mysterious brilliance. I asked, "What is this?" The person next to him replied: "This is called the reincarnation disk, and when you return to the world, you need to follow the law, this blue is humane, this peacock blue is the demon road, and this turbid gray is the livestock road." As I was being led towards the reincarnation of humanity, a blinding light rushed straight through and splashed back and forth around me. Uh, I don't seem to be the protagonist, right, what five-cent special effects do I have? Could it be that this is a messenger sent down by God who is still reluctant to give up on me and "keeps people under the wheel"? I watched in amazement as the swirling light shifted, and after a moment the light spread out, slowly condensed and took shape, and finally transformed into a short cloth shirt dressed in revealing clothes, not so much a short cloth shirt as a towel lying across my shoulder. With bronzed skin and straight muscles, angular facial features, he looks like a big man.

I'll go! This style of painting is wrong.,It's a little ghost.,It's not in line with the laws of fiction.,Shouldn't it be transformed into a beautiful lady or transformed into a handsome and extraordinary man? Then will they save me from the urgency of fire and water, and take me on the road to making a fortune, fighting monsters and upgrading? But is this burly macho image funny? I saw him say in a hoarse voice: "This eldest brother, the younger brother was unfortunately trapped in the Eight Treasure Glass Furnace by a stinky Taoist priest last month, and died after being tortured in every way. was supposed to rejoin as a demon, but because of a small foolish act, he mistakenly voted for the way of livestock. Last night, he had a miserable dream, and his condition was miserable and miserable. I was so anxious that I couldn't sleep, so I came to see if there was a turnaround in the matter?" There's nothing I can do about this, after all, since reincarnation is fate, let it accept its fate. I saw that the macho man was still flattering just now, but now he is indeed irritable, his Sichuan eyebrows are wrinkled, his teeth are grinning, the hot sweat is constantly swaying, and the crystal between his hair is faintly visible. He roared angrily: "I'm kind enough to talk about this matter, just don't solve it, it's too far-fetched to accept fate." Today, I want to make a good disturbance in this Hades hall and take out my anger on my brother who mistakenly threw himself into the animal path. After speaking, he condensed into a large mace with a height of one zhang out of thin air, and the mace glowed with a strange crimson, which was very weird. He picked up his mace and brutally tortured the waiter who had just stood beside me. I didn't hear a miserable wail, I looked at the little waiter curiously, only to see that he gritted his teeth tightly, and did not snort coldly, it was really a rare stubbornness. ”

I was honestly watching the situation, when suddenly my back was tingling, and when I looked back, I saw a pair of forty-eight size feet imprinted on my back. I'll go, I'm also a meat grower, I'm also a weight of more than 100 pounds, and I'm also making achievements in the fat world. But these were all decorations, and I was kicked straight out. Oh my God, how lacking in character I was in my last life, my luck was back, and my fate was declining. Before being reincarnated, he was so sinned, he was really unlucky, and he couldn't stop it.

Actually, the residual force of this sideways flight is really not light, and I directly made a parabolic projection, and the wolf fell in front of the three reincarnation disks, and that's it, anyway, in the melee, I don't bother you to take me to reincarnate, and I will find a good color to complete my reincarnation. Unexpectedly, the big-footed girl still followed closely and reluctantly attacked me, I really want to complain, I am not the right shoes for your big-footed girl's size, desperately come over and get tired of what. I dodged a series of dodges, but fortunately dodged the sneak attack, but because of the unstable center of gravity, I fell into the vortex that flashed with peacock blue light.

Before I fell in, I thought it would be heartbreaking, I thought it would be a number of jù smashing and formatting, but apparently this is not what I experienced. I just saw things that couldn't have happened in my previous life. That year, I entered the school with high grades, and I didn't make my mother go away because of the high tuition fees. That year, I met love at first sight. I had a successful career and a happy family that year. It turned out that seeing the reality clearly was the deepest pain, I closed my eyes, and a few tears trembled on my eyelashes. Dying because I stepped on soap, and being reincarnated because I was kicked away, I really had a fate, and I couldn't help it.

"Wow wow, what a cute baby." "Yes, this face is exactly like her mother's." Look, her little eyes opened. When I opened my eyes again, I was imprinted with beautiful and bright faces, and they all had beautiful smiles. I lost my mind, and the pain in my face pulled me back to reality, and one of the beautiful women stretched out her hand and squeezed it on my face. "Ah, it's painful~ It's okay not to speak, I stopped as soon as I spoke, because what I made was not my usual rough voice but a thin and slight voice, like the voice of a milk doll during the babbling period. Uh, yes, it looks like I'm reincarnated. "Oh, the little milk baby who can talk for less than three days can say a few words, and she deserves to be the daughter of the Venerable." Your Excellency? Yo roar, it seems that the family reincarnated this time is not bad, you can start to fight monsters and upgrade, and the white-collar elite has the working life of a beautiful man. Wait~Wait~ No, we didn't have this title in that era, what the hell was this, what the hell did I reincarnate into? So I looked down my nose and saw that my god my lower body was not a normal baby's body at all, but a fleshy sphere with faint silver hairs on it. I'm going to this place to be a fox or a cat~ Hey, forget it, it's useless to complain, I can only admit it. But the days will pass after all, and I have to plan my future path. Just when I was still calculating a little, a pair of slender and boneless hands took me over, swaying wantonly, I tilted my little head and looked in the direction suspiciously, it was really a face that I would not forget when I saw it, the cold eyes told endless tenderness, the soft lips seemed to be covered with rouge, and the straight and handsome nose bridge was like the best gift from God.

"This little doll is drooling." The people who saw the Venerable Lord were all amazed, even the Venerable Daughter. Oh buy karma, my mother's kiss~ It's really a great beauty. In the midst of the joy, I fell asleep in the faint body fragrance. In my dreams, I seemed to have forgotten a qiē, and all I could hear was the song of warblers and birds and a gentle song of mountains and rivers.