Chapter 2 Novels Are Just Fairy Tales"

So in less than three seconds, I decisively let go of the thighs that I was still holding tightly. After packing up my mood and sorting out my logic, I decided to show twelve points of acting skills, with tears in my eyes, resentment in my eyes, and flickering teardrops in the corners of my eyes. I saw a look of pity on his face. cleared her throat and said, "The little girl's name is Zhang Shan, and she is twenty-three years old. My parents have been divorced since I was a child, and my mother was left to be born. That year, the old mother regretted it. I want to go out of the city to get rich, so that I can go to school. It's been six years, and it hasn't been returned. Mistakenly entered the men's bathroom, soap disturbed the quiet. Quack into this place, hope that you will be heroic, and An can return to this life. After I finished reading, my eyes looked at the king who was still sitting on the top of the hall, he was wearing a jasper cinnabar hat, wearing a dark purple and blue cloud robe, his clothes were outlined with brocade dragon patterns, and although he was still heroic and majestic, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, his brows were frequently wrinkled, and the flashes in the corners of his eyes were still under my eyes. Seeing that the situation seemed to have taken a turn for the better, I hurriedly rushed over on my knees, staring at him with wide eyes and full of true feelings. Looking at him, the tip of his nose slowly drooped green snot, and he choked for a long time and still couldn't calm down.

He could only vaguely read: "Hey, this woman is also a person who suffers from life, and this soap thing is really harmful, and she actually ruined this life in vain." "Yes, yes. I echoed and said. "Well, as you see it, how is it?" Aha, just waiting for your words, it's really a "soft man" who is so easy to speak. But my joy cannot be expressed, I know that. So I once again performed the sad drama after the tea and dinner and said: 'If the king can be extraordinarily gracious and allow me to return to the world, I will definitely work extra diligently, work hard, change my mind, and be a new person. Well, that's probably what it means. After listening to this tirade, I did not hear the expected approval. So he raised his head to see if the situation had changed, and as expected, he met a face with embarrassment and scarlet. He leaned left and right for a while, and suddenly looked up to the sky and pondered, and sometimes bowed his head and said nothing. I have been aggrieved for a long time, and I haven't gotten a letter, so I couldn't bear it anymore and asked tentatively: "King, what do you think, can you let the villain go and continue this life?" ”

"This is not possible, although the cause of your death really makes me pity, but this king also acts according to the code of the mandate of heaven, and it is absolutely impossible to say that you can return to this life!" Needless to say. A sentence that is full of words and no more words is to seal the rhetoric I am about to spit out in my throat, and my mouth is suppressed like a river. So I could only continue to concave my shape, with a sad Qiong Yao face that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, embarrassed into curved caterpillar eyebrows, and pursed lips to the sky, quietly waiting for good news. After a long time, the king finally stopped thinking from side to side, and said in a deep voice: "Come on, and send this woman to the road of life and death, and reincarnate as soon as possible." When I heard this sentence, I felt like I heard a thunderbolt from the sky, is it because my acting skills are flawed or is this king not my brain made up "People with too soft hearts, too soft hearts?" "But I'm interested, at this time, if you are still waiting for mercy and begging for mercy, it is estimated that the chance of turning around is not great, it is better for the man to leave a chic back." Anyway, this confused life will end sooner or later.

"Because Uncle Hades has mercy on my particular cause of death, I am allowed to go to the path of life without constraints. So I crossed my hands on my hips, crossed my shoulders and swung left and right, and twisted my steps to face my final journey with as many tugs as I wanted. After a moment of adjusting my mood, I began to travel as a visitor. For this is just a place that is used to bluff children from the older generation, as a lucky witness, of course I have to see it clearly, after all, the ticket price for this tour is scary, and it is difficult to buy a life~ I spent more than a thousand gold~ Recently, gold seems to have risen in price again.

It turns out that there are some things that you will never know about if you don't go deeper. "Just as the stories in fairy tales are all deceitful, the prince did not choose Cinderella in the glass crystal slipper, but chose the one with the biggest breasts among the bad sisters. Snow White wakes up from the prince's kiss and does not marry him, but is happily with the dwarf. Because love at first sight does not exist in reality, only in fairy tales. It's like the different style of the underworld I've seen now. It turned out that it was all done, but it turned out that not everyone in the underworld was destined to suffer cruel purgatory, torture in all kinds. Only the most bad people are tempered by their conscience until they pay off what they owe, until they recognize their guilt. It turns out that some people who have made some small mistakes and can sincerely repent can get a good salary and a very good job here as long as you want. It turns out that the ghost crying wolf howl is not only to express the grief in the heart, but also to express the joy of joy. It's a kind of babbling that resembles the song of the barbarians. It's really funny, I wonder if there is a rumored good voice in this ghost's howl? It turns out that the bridge is not "dilapidated" and "damaged" as described in the novel, and you will tremble slightly even when you walk on it. The bridge I stepped on with real ammunition was soft, that is, she would gently hold up your toes and slowly make him fall to repeat the exchange. It turns out that we were also cheated by novels in those years.

When I approached the bridge, I saw an old man with white hair hanging down his hair holding a large silver-rimmed spoon stirring towards a large casserole, as if he was simmering soup. I muttered silently in my heart: "In these days, we should pay attention to diversification in business, although the cost of making soup is low, but the income is not high." Moreover, China stands on the tip of the tongue, and the pursuit of food is quite particular. Not only should there be a pot of thick soup with both color and taste, but also some delicacies should be added appropriately to match it with nutrition: "What are you twittering about?" The tour guide next to me who was in charge of leading me on a "tour" asked. "Oh, nothing," I muttered. Actually, I was going to pass on my experience and knowledge to the old woman myself. As I got closer and closer to the mother-in-law who was boiling the soup, the chill forced me to retreat. Eh, will you be weak when you come to the underworld? "It seems that my old problem has been left behind. I stubbornly went over again, and finally saw the old woman's face clearly. The face is not exquisite, the tip of the nose is a little slightly down, and the eyebrows seem to be wiped off with a wipe, but the eyes are as deep as a pool of water, as if they will sink into it after a long time. I hurriedly avoided her eyes, looked at her nostrils and said, "Mother-in-law, how much is your salary in this month?" The old woman just smiled, I'll go! Can you not laugh, your smile is almost scared to death Her smile is not a kind old man's pleasant face, but a kind of cold that is completely cold to the bones. I quickly stopped giggling and walked forward without looking back. Even though I had walked a long way, even though I was far away from the old woman, I still felt that sinister smile was still close to me, as if it was stuck to my heart and made me unable to breathe normally for a long time, gasping for breath.

After relieving myself, I asked hesitantly, "That mother-in-law is a little scary, who is she?" "Oh, she, she's been here for a long time, and she's been an old man here, and I've never heard her name, and her surname seems to be Meng's. She has few people who want to get along with her, and she has a withdrawn personality. I'll go~ This is Meng Po, and at this moment I want to sing again: "You cry and tell me, the stories in the novel are all lies." Think about the immortal cultivation novels I read before, the description of Meng Po is not a compelling chest, a sweet voice, a charming posture, and a full personality of the riot, I didn't expect to see the deity this time, it really fell through the glasses frame of my otaku. I knew it earlier, so I cheekily begged her for a bowl of soup to drink, so that I could forget this unworthy life cleanly! Peace of mind to go to the sunny and happy life of my next life~