Chapter 32: The Same End of the World (Asking for Votes)
The thirteenth master returned home in a daze and just opened the door, there was a sound of footsteps behind him, and he forcibly endured his drunkenness, and looked back with drunken eyes.
What kind of eyes is that!!
In an instant, the Thirteenth Master had an urge to cry, and he knew why Lao Tzu wanted to turn back! This, this, this is terrifying! What kind of eyes were there, with anger, resentment, resentment, and fire......
Ahh
This, isn't this the little brother upstairs?
For Mao, for Mao, do you want to look at me with such eyes? The Thirteenth Master shrunk his neck, and his chaotic brain was much clearer. looked at the little brother who went downstairs like a walking dead with a frightened face, and he didn't know what to say after opening his mouth a few times.
"Little, little brother! You, are you alright? Looking at the little brother who walked step by step like a zombie, the thirteenth master finally chose to give in. Anyway, everyone is still a good neighbor for almost a month, although sometimes everyone makes small mistakes, such as the loud sound of the wall upstairs affecting the sleep of the thirteenth master, or the thirteenth master accidentally scared the little brother almost to ......
Regardless of the sleep grudges, everyone is relatively happy!
In response to the thirteenth master, it was still a little puzzled and depressed, no, there was still a little change. The other party, the other party's eyes seemed to become more resentful all of a sudden. Through subtle observation, the thirteenth master finally found a trace of difference, but it is better not to find you!
Oops, I'm a mother! Is this revenge? But, little brother, I've been more well-behaved lately, even if you make a loud noise, I haven't complained!
"Brother, don't you think it's hard to be a man?" Just when the Thirteenth Master was about to turn around and run away, the little brother upstairs finally stopped, staring at the Thirteenth Master's handsome face that made him jealous for a long time with a pair of blank eyes.
"Well, little brother, I don't know about me! I, I'm just a little white who has just been discharged from the army, you, your question is so profound! "The Thirteenth Master really wants to cry, as far as the little brother looks like at this time, if he nods, will he jump directly from the third floor? Shake your head, shake your head, maybe he will choose to commit suicide!
The helpless Thirteenth Master looked at each other with a bitter expression, his hands spread out and he looked confused and innocent.
"Oh, yes! You've just been discharged from the army, and you're a person of status! Hehe...... "The little brother's laughter is so scary, why does it smell creepy?" Don't think about it, children's affairs are easy to solve, and now medicine is so advanced.
The Thirteenth Master prayed silently for him in his heart, if he really wanted to say that he didn't dare. Men, especially men with strong self-esteem, if you dare to say this, it is probably not a matter of death, maybe it is a big knife to the devil, oh, bah, a big knife to cut off the heads of comrades!
"Little, little brother, why don't you come in and sit down, let's talk!" Gou Shisan wanted to turn around and go into the house, but he really couldn't be ruthless when he looked at the other party's eyes. Pushed open the door and looked upstairs, as if the eldest sister hadn't come down, so she could only enlighten the other party by herself.
"No, my brother's dream is the sea of stars! If it's a buddy, go drink with me!! The little brother didn't know why he suddenly became a little excited, and his hands kept trembling, as if a giant beast was growing in his body and wanted to break free from the shackles.
"Ahem, that little brother is here for drinking. I brought some back a few days ago, and that appetizer was also available. Come on, come in and it's still a little chilly outside! "Gou Thirteen really wants to cry, what is this! Didn't you say that it was a sister-in-law's appointment, because Mao is a little brother?
The most important thing is little brother, can you see if you can go out? Forget it if you're bare-chested, the lower body is a pair of small pants worn outside, and Nima is definitely not wearing it outside because there is probably nothing inside!
If you go out like this and don't get, it is estimated that you will be sent to Pineapple Village, forget about the good people to the end, Gou Thirteen can only step forward and pull the other party into the door. As for the other party's dreams, the stars and the sea are all fart!
"Come on, brother is done!" Half an hour later, Gou Shisan looked at the little brother who fell on the small table with disdain and kept waving his hands and shouting, this is also drinking?
Nima, you've already done this after drinking half a bottle of beer by yourself, if you bring out the can of Red Star Erguo head prepared for Grandpa Qi, you won't have to die!
Although my buddy sympathizes with you, you are really ...... this virtue Tsk, I have to say that the little brother is really bitter!
"Little secretary help me connect to Grandpa Qi's video!" Seeing that the unlucky child looked like he was going to die, Gou Shisan was still more sympathetic, and decided to help him, otherwise a good man would have to lose the courage to live again.
"Master Qi, what are you doing?" Soon the secretary was directly connected to the video, but the opposite side should have slept without light, and it was dark.
"Who? Who's talking! Grandpa Qi yelled a little inarticulately, and after a squirming sound, the lights turned on, and under the dim light, the thirteenth master saw a young woman wearing a single dress and helplessly covering Grandpa Qi with a quilt and wiping sweat.
"Qi Ye, are you drinking high?" Needless to say, looking at the appearance of his monkey buttocks, he knew that he had drunk too much, isn't this lady taking care of it, and when he was drunk, he didn't have an irregular hand, and he kept waving and scratching.
"Get out, don't make trouble if you want to sleep!" Grandpa Qi closed his eyes tightly and waved his hand impatiently and yelled. Anger flashed across Madame's face, and she finally sighed and wiped the sweat from her face with a towel again.
She knows that Xianggong is bitter in her heart, but why is she not bitter in her heart? Thinking about it, if she hadn't turned into a fierce woman over the years, she would have been swallowed by those guys who eat people and don't spit out bones, and she couldn't add an heir to the family, thinking about it, her eyes were hazy with tears.
"Alas, all poor people! Ma Dan, if you can't do it, you must find a way to help them! Looking at the scene in front of him, Gou Shisan's heart was pinched. Look at the little brother around you, and then look at Qi Ye and his wife are both fallen people at the end of the world!
"Little Secretary, let's contact Zeng Guofan again!" With a sigh, the thirteenth master reluctantly turned off the video. Grandpa Qi was so drunk at this time that he didn't want to talk to himself, so he probably didn't remember who he was!
"Thirteenth Master, are you here?" As soon as the video was understood, Zeng Guofan stood up from the Taishi chair and looked at the roof with a respectful face. With a sad face, he didn't know what made him so worried.
"Oh, yes! Lao Zeng, you're doing okay these days, aren't you? Gou Shisan asked with a laugh, but he was a little surprised in his heart, Lao Zeng's reaction was too intense!
"Hehe, the thirteenth master helps!"
I'll go, it's a classic again! I said, you are also a descendant of Hongru Zengzi, can you be a little creative!
"Ahem, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry! There are some things on my side that you can do for me first, and as for your affairs, the Thirteenth Master will definitely help if he can do it! "Gou Thirteen can't complain, the more this girl comes into contact, the more she feels like it's not like the one evaluated in the history books, just like Tang Sanzang in Journey to the West, she will call for help!
"Thirteenth Master, please say, as long as the lower officials can do it, they will definitely not shirk." Zeng Guofan immediately said with a serious face when he heard that the Thirteenth Master had something to arrange, he himself couldn't figure out why it was wrong every time he saw the Thirteenth Master, it should be that when he heard the voice of the Thirteenth Master, he had a feeling of finding his father, and he couldn't help but call out.
"Ahem, don't you have an imperial doctor at home?" Gou Shisan asked a little embarrassed, to be honest, the problem of the little brother upstairs can really only be seen by a master like the imperial doctor, and there is really no way to do anything else.
"Yes, this old imperial doctor was specially rewarded by the Queen Mother. I don't know what the Thirteenth Master has to tell the imperial doctor? "Zeng Guofan was a little confused, shouldn't the Thirteenth Master be the kind of first-class existence of immortals, why do you still need to find an imperial doctor?
"Hehe, that's the case, a friend of mine has some health problems recently, and every time that thing is not very powerful, well, the time is very short! And then I always want the child to be pregnant, so you go and ask your imperial doctor to see if you can get some medicine for him. "Gou Thirteen is embarrassed, if it weren't for the fact that I saw that you were so pitiful, I wouldn't have begged people like this, it's so embarrassing.
"Huh?! Oh, okay, I see. After a while, I called someone to send the imperial doctor to ask, does the Thirteenth Master have anything else to explain? "Zeng Guofan was shocked, the thirteenth master of Ma Dan actually wanted to find aphrodisiac drugs, is this too much, the idol in Lao Tzu's heart collapsed like this.
But he had to endure the depression in his heart, now that the hairy ghost on his side was about to arrive in Hunan, he didn't want to find a way to estimate that he would be beaten by the other party and couldn't go home.
"Yes, no. By the way, you ask a woman what medicine is good if she can't conceive a child. Gou Thirteen Old Man blushed and said again, it doesn't matter how much it is, anyway, there is a first time, what are you afraid of!
"Okay! I immediately arranged for someone to send the imperial doctor to ask, that thirteen master hairy ghost is already storming Wuhan, or it won't be long before it is estimated that he will get Hunan, and now my Hunan army is undertrained, I am worried that the imperial court will send me to quell the chaos and sacrifice the good son of the Hunan army in vain! "Zeng Guofan is almost immune this time, the thirteenth master can find medicine by himself, so it's normal to get some medicine for his wife, it's a pity that the thirteenth master has no queen, hey! God is jealous of talents!
Zeng Guofan sighed in his heart, and then explained his troubles seriously, although he understands military affairs, what he lacks most now is time.
After listening to the other party's words, Gou Shisan thought for a while and said: "This matter is easy to do, aren't you rich now, go directly to the foreigner to get a batch of foreign guns and foreign cannons back, the most important thing is that the gun that can fire continuously, the shooting distance must be far!" In the end, you have to pay for foreigners to help you train, you must know that foreigners with muskets and artillery can have a lot more fun than us Chinese. “
"Huh? In this way, will this be beheaded by Lafayette and the emperor? You must know that they hate foreigners the most now, if it weren't for the destruction of foreigners, we would have swept away the hairy ghosts a long time ago. Zeng Guofan immediately asked in surprise when he heard this, he has always been worried about the foreigner wild boar skin family, and if he cooperates with them, it will definitely not end well.
"You idiot, you won't sneak in some of the experiments first, will you? When the time comes, just say that a merchant sold it to you, and then after it is confirmed, won't it be over to the imperial court to purchase a large amount? Gou Shisan, who hated iron and couldn't make steel, scolded a few words and turned off the video directly, I really couldn't understand whether the structure of Zeng Guofan's head was short-circuited or had loopholes.
"yes, I didn't think of that! Thirteen masters, thirteen masters...... Every time! Zeng Guofan thought that it was really feasible, and immediately prepared to ask the Thirteenth Master to help contact, but after calling a few times, he could only sigh and give up, the Thirteenth Master seemed to like such a mysterious and secretive, it was too irresponsible.